ahhh yes my favorite rule of vampirism: once bitten, twice gay
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა
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Explosion cat gifs are my favorite kind of gifs.
What's wrong?
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I had a dream about Cap'n Crunch with big naturals sailing his crunch boat on a sea of cereal while a hoard of disembodied voices chanted "sexualize me, Cap'n!"
But otherwise, yeah I'm fine 🙂
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So I was having a rough day at work today
I wanted to doodle a bit to lift my spirits on my break, but I just sat at my desk for a solid 3 minutes not knowing what the heck to draw. Then I absent-mindedly doodled a butt, took one look at it, and started to snicker like a goddamn middle schooler.
For all the world knows, I am an adult. I work a 9 to 5 job, I vote, and I pay taxes. Yet, here I am laughing at a picture of a butt because apparently my humor never matured past age 12.
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AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.
LOL BUTTS
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One weird and kind of amusing thing
I'm trans
I also, as a small child, often wished I had a twin. Someone to understand me and be my best friend.
I have recently started telling people who misgender me (because I look just androgynous enough to get away with this now) "Oh! Sorry, but I'm a guy. I get that a lot, though, I look just like my sister" and sometimes showing them a picture of myself pre-transition
I am my own twin now .
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I've also made jokes when I get scam calls for my deadname "Why would you call us? She's been dead for five years!!" and jokes about how I "k!lled my sister" with my friends when discussing these instances.
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