Yeah, yeah, fun... can we talk about the guy in the back?
Not the mustache, the guy in the shadows looking like he came off the set of THEY LIVE.
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There are no winners today
Alas, poor scholastic trophy.
Though invariably your construction be of cheap plastic, ultimately destined to lodge in the Earth's crust for many millennia, you could have brought a fleeting moment of pride to a child before then. One who had, on this semester, managed to make all As and Bs for the first time in their educational career, instead of squeaking by in science or history class as usual.
What turn of events brought you to stand vigilant the cooler of health drinks? Did your would-be recipient admit under straining guilt that they had copied homework from the smart kid in class? Or worse, took the tutelage of ChatGPT for their term paper, having their dissertation on cell division be full of dubious facts? Did the teacher call the parent mid shopping trip leading to your sudden discarding? Do you look out from the corner display in longing, thinking of the dusty shelf you would have rather rested upon?
We shall never know. We can only hope you found an escape from your chilly overlook, and at least were returned to the proper shelf.
RIP - June 2022
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When the human gives you a mini-muffin for dogs because today's your Gotcha Day ❤️
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