#weird quotes

[spookysalem13]

I may be a weirdo, but I proudly own it 🌹✨️

To be like all the rest is something I'd never wish to be. To be uniquely me, in all my odd, weird, glorious nature. Means to stand true, it also means that I, however, stand out. Where the normies in their trending outfits all look the same, therefore I can not manage to tell the difference.

Why would I choose to be like all the rest. To fall in line. When I could be authentically who I am?

#quotes #inspirational quotes #goth quotes #weird quotes #i am weird #weirdo #dark aesthetic #dark #dark vibes #alt #alternative #be who you are #unique #goth #gothic #goth aesthetic #gothic girl #spooky #spooky aesthetic #spooky vibes #uniquelyyou #be unique #be true to yourself #be weird #neurodivergent #neurospicy #disabled #i will not hide #chronic illness

[that-lesbian-gurl]

quotes by my irls

side note C is @some-horse-gurl

C: “What kind of chocolate do you like?” Me: “Not white” C: “What kind of people do you like? Not white”

girl just insulted herself 🤣

C: “Stop saying muffin you muffin”

lil miss muffin calls everyone a muffin pt 1

C: “I don’t have a problem” Me: *blank stare* C: *laughs*

the amount of times this has happened 😭

Me: “E, your wife’s dying” E: “ha” C: “love you too”

E and C are ‘married’ yk the friend group lore

C: *flipping people off* lil miss muffin: if you used a different finger she could put a ring on it

talking bout E, obvi

lil miss muffin: no you’re a muffin head C: just fucking curse

if you haven’t guessed muffin is the new swear sub

lil miss muffin: sharing is caring Me: we don’t give a fuck about caring

this one’s just out of context, no you won’t get any

lady floutist: “mother nature is letting her hair down and shaking out the dandruff”

snow.

C: “you were always my favorite friend”

thx C, a great way to end out this post

tell me if you want more irl chaos, this was fun to collect

#irl shit #my irl friends #out of context quotes #weird quotes

[theres-no-protocol-for-this]

I'm 38, OK. And like two days ago, I heard someone say, "love is what makes us human," and it sank in for the first time. I must've heard this before, but apparently it didn't get committed to any long-term memory. Because.... what? why? how?

Anyway. I live under a rock.

#weird quotes #whoever said this has not met me

[alednelson]

I made a tear monster 👽👽👽

#teardrops #monster #art #poetry #weird quotes #random poetry #i am weird #monster art #SoundCloud

[mivhaa]

"It's like dangling your weiner over a cup of salsa, you don't know when it's gonna happen, but you know when you do, it's gonna be spicy."

-Arin Hanson, Game Grumps

#game grumps #arin hanson #dan avidan #the grumps #weird quotes #what is wrong with my brain #adhd be like

[shadow-sojourn]

teef

"My teeth are so clean, that if they were the floor, I'd eat off of them."

--- a strange ad

#funny #advertising #weird quotes

[sydneyhasdepression33]

More crack ass shit from my friends.

“There is a big ass shoe in my hole! Wait no hole in my shoe!”— Hailey at work while it’s dead as hell

Thank you and goodnight

#crack post #weird quotes #work things #funny #help lol #friends #funny quotes

[hollistercrowley]

Weirdcore attempt #2

#weirdcore #oddcore #bizarre imagery #strange #creepy #no context #creepy cat #cursed image #glowing eyes #black cat #watching you #unreality #real pic #weird quotes #this was unintentional #my friend sent me this #low res #poor quality #camera effect #caught on camera #cryptidcore #my edit #who goes there

[uno-fucking-momento-por-favor]

Here have some random quotes that me and my friends have said with no context while I work on some more headcannons

No you can not fuck the pussy cloud

I won’t get into a strangers car… unless it’s (insert character here) in which case where we going

You learn a lot when your drunk at 3 am

My balls of eyeness that I use to see

House fire L.O.L

Jesbus crispy 😃

Cause Disney’s a homophobic lesbian

PINTREST- NO!-

*suddenly you see the gays* which gays-

#quotes #quotes with no explanation #no context #weird quotes

[your-heart-is-a-treasure]

Being alone does not mean you are lonely, and being lonely does not mean you are alone.

#being alone #all alone #spiritual quotes #life quotes #life reminders #humanity quotes #life advice #wisdom quotes #spiritual advice #advice to live by #word of advice #words of wisdom #message in a bottle #positivity #how do you feel #how weird #weird quotes #smart quotes #life lessons #lessons to learn #which one are you #life questions #the world we live in #look within #spiritual path #spiritual journey #spiritual life #awakening #conscious awareness #higher consciousness

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

maggot quotes of the day

"Based on the evidence in this chat I have come to an unfortunate conclusion: My mom would be your type." - Merle (@anadyomena), 16/04/24

(am i doing multiple of these per day? idk this is my blog and i don't make the rules bildaddy does) (yes Merle said this to me) (listen) (the discord server is normal) (i swear)

#maggot fam #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #weird quotes #funny shit #look at my maggots they're so funny #maggot qotd #maggots #asmi #maggot fandom #the official maggots server of doom #the maggots server

[vacantseance]

My brain shut down at age 12, and a Spirit Halloween took over shortly after. The off-seasons are the worst.

#my quote #spirit halloween #i don't need help #weird quotes #text post #random

[that-lesbian-gurl]

things my friends have said as my ocs

Ama: No, I wanna traumatize small children who want to work at Mcdonald’s

Demarcya: My sister is a double stuff oreo.

Saiara: I hate to burst your bubble, but pop.

Demarcya: I’m 62% gay.

Ama: We need a new sacrifice.

Saiara: It’s a palindrome. No, a placebo. Ama *deadpan*: It’s a paradox.

Demarcya: I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT *throws pen* I lost it.

Saiara: Pennsylvania! That’s not a state.

Demarcya: There is no valid reason to have that much sass in a sentence. Especially not that sentence.

Ama: *falls 16 stories in 5 feet*

#ocs #origonal character #yall want a pt 2? #things my friends say #weird quotes

[birb-asaur]

I just read a quote that i did not know where was from, it goes like:

“you’re like my own brand of heroin”

And homies, i could decide if it was “im a serialkiller and im highkey obsessed with you but im gonna try to kill you in the next chapter of this ya fanfiction we’re in” or “im dark and mysterious and broody and im from some romance somewhere that either 40yo moms or 16yo girls are obsessed with”

So ofc i gooled it, AND GUYS, ITS FROM FUCKING TWILIGHT

#twilight #weird quotes #my little spidermonkey

[swimbagquotes]

“STOP FINGERING THE BACKPACK” -Joe

11/20/2022 3:33am (they’re stuck in a car waiting for police cause the house smells like gas. Sigh)

#weird quotes #quotes #shit my friends say #shit Joe says

[bibibitchery]

an excerpt from my dream journal:

betty white walked me home and told me “the one most scared of what you may become is yourself, remember that” and then she used her betty white powers and turned me human again.

#dream journal #??? #i don’t think she ever said this? #weird quotes