#weird shit

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Rachel got hitched today. I thought that I’d be overwhelmed with sentimentality and shit, because she is my very first friend, my childhood buddy, and to this date I believe, the best friend I’ve ever had (am I using too many commas? Whatever…), so I thought it’d be quite a loaded moment for me when she finally got married, but then It felt like a pretty plain and uneventful occasion. One moment she was unmarried and then the next the certificate was signed and everybody was clapping and she was Mrs Tan.

I guess sometimes the most important and eventful moments of our lives just pass by like this. It’s only when we look back a couple of months or years down the road, that it dawns on us: shit, it’s real. Things have changed, oh my goodness!! Seriously, humans are such wretched creatures.

There’s been some friction between my sister and I now that we are at home so much of the time. Nothing too serious, just all the old petty squabbles and resentment over her not helping out enough and caring for the family blah blah rearing their ugly filthy heads again. I get annoyed at her, then get annoyed at myself for getting annoyed at her. Then get annoyed at the whole world and my existence. Ugh.

Maybe now it’s time to put to practice the stuff that I’ve been reading in the Bible about submitting to one another out of reverence for Christ. It sounded good when I was reading it as lines on the paper. Quite another thing to have to do it. Well, I’d do it as far as God gives me the grace to, because if it’s just left to me I’d probably just finish up in some embarrassing meltdown where I throw some childish tantrum even though I’m already 24. When you’re a child you think that adults at the age of 24 have got their shit together, but then when you really become 24 you discover that they’re just as childish and idiotic most of the times. Once again, seriously humans are such wretched creatures.

I think I’ll stop writing now. I’ve been told that there is a certain eloquence to my writing so I don’t want to spoil that impression by writing any further rubbish.

PS I’ m writing this on some offline editor that’s going to cost me fifty macaroons (in usd??) after the free trial. Hopefully the free trial just somehow doesn’t end.

#weird shit

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redtime101Text

#weird stuff, #art, #artist, #artists on tumblr, #artsy, #weird shit, #artwork, #unsettling, #unseen, #creepy, #creation, #dark

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I feel like shit!

#shitty post, #in your orbit, #music, #sad music, #shit, #cool, #depressed, #stressed, #weird shit

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Why is it that the only things I can feel right now are pain, love and the usual constant state of extremely horny???

#weird shit, #but im fine, #totally fine with it

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#quotes, #inspirational quotes, #motivational quotes, #life quotes, #relatable quotes, #love, #relationship quotes, #love quotes, #tumbler quotes, #boyfriend, #shitpost, #funny shit, #weird shit, #toilet paper, #coronavirus

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Ben: Hey pedguin could you do something for me?

Pedguin: I would literally cover up a mirder you commited

Ben: Could you help me with the dishes?

Pedguin: Fuck you and your dishes

#the spiffing brit, #weird shit, #my shit, #shitpost, #sharky and palp, #yorkshire tea, #yogscst, #yogscast, #incorrect yogscast, #irl yogs, #yogscast lalna, #pedguintv, #pedguin, #yogscast ben, #yogscast ttt, #yogscast tom, #lalnable hector, #lalna, #lalnable, #lewis ginley, #lewis brindley

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Me, seeing the world burn:

:)

#random, #shitpost, #random shit, #shitty, #weird shit, #dumb shit, #random stuff, #random posts, #funny, #self deprecating, #self deprecating memes, #memes, #tumblr, #im fine

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On April Fools day in the 5th grade I pranked my friends by telling them I might be addicted to coke. They were totally upset and scared. They were ready to take me to the counselor or class teacher. Today, 12th grade if I tried to prank them with that they’d be like “Yo can I try some?”

#12th grade, #jokes, #stupidity, #funnymemes, #funny, #funny post, #weird, #weird news, #weird shit

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#halloweenlover, #halloweenlife, #halloween, #spooky, #pumpkin, #ghost town, #horror, #slasher, #autumm, #fall, #all hallows eve, #hocus pocus, #dark, #weird, #weird shit, #follow me

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murukuruText

((Huh. Weird. There was an earthquake here in my hometown. Didn’t do any damage. Just enough to say “Huh. Earthquake. Odd.” Enough to jiggle me a little.))

#floofcast, #mun speaks, #weird shit, #2020 weirdness

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suzyhazelwoodText

looking at the world through a screen
eyes exhausted
can’t believe what they see

do i lift hope up once more
or throw it deep to the abyss

😢

#poetry, #poems, #poem, #poets on tumblr, #my poetry, #sadness, #sad, #feeling sad, #coronavirus, #world, #weird shit, #weird

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skittlesfairyText

There’s always that one weird rule at work, and ours is ‘No microwaving socks’

#work, #weird shit

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#funny, #humor, #home alone, #weird shit, #goofing around, #key in the door, #caught in the act, #oh oh

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First of all, what you’re suggesting is impossible

Secondly, I’m a god in my profession, so let’s get started

#weird shit, #shitpost, #dumb jokes, #jokes, #quotes

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Don’t you sometimes get this suddent urge to make a stupid edit?

What do you mean with “no, girl, are you insane”?

#mentally insane, #mentally unstable, #mentally ill, #insane, #random shit, #shitty, #funny shit, #weird shit, #shit, #shitpost, #dumb shit, #random edits, #random, #random stuff, #random posts, #tumblr, #wtf is this

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I sit forward and my skin ruffles like those Shakespearean neck ruffles

#shitpost, #weird shit

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#weirdcoric, #weird shit, #gorecore, #oddcore, #oddcoric, #fuck the cops, #car crash, #car crash tw, #deadcore, #chaoscore

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incorrectyogscastText

Lewis: None of us are going to heaven because know about it and by default all our good actions here on out are morally corrupt so just be an arsonist

Simon: *slowly slides bible across table*

#yorkshire tea, #yogscst, #yogscast, #incorrect yogscast, #irl yogs, #incorrect quotes, #the spiffing brit, #weird shit, #my shit, #shitpost, #yogscast simon, #yogscast harry, #lalnable hector, #honeydew, #lalna, #lalnable, #yogscast lalna, #lewis ginley, #lewis brindley, #xephos, #yogscast ttt, #yogscast tom, #yogscast xephos, #yogscast sips, #simon lane, #yogscast lewis

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If i dropped a plugged in toaster into a lake would electrocute everyone swimmijg in it or is there a ratio of water to toaster thats required? Like is a swimming pool too big?? I need answers

#shit post, #weird shit

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We had a sub for history once and she basically just gave us a worksheet and let us talk and hang out and seemingly ignored us and at one point I asked my friend “hey if you could go back in time and screw one person from history, who would it be” and without hesitation our apparently eavesdropping teacher said “Ieyasu Tokugawa” and I think about it every day

#history, #weird shit, #storytime

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:)

looking at the world through a screeneyes exhaustedcan’t believe what they seedo i lift hope up once moreor throw it deep to the abyss

looking at the world through a screen
eyes exhausted
can’t believe what they see

do i lift hope up once more
or throw it deep to the abyss