#weird texts

[ch3rry-lips]

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#shitpost #weird texts

[gather-some-moss]

New scam or innocent person in need of help?????

Who will protect them from the bees?

#unknown number #Weird texts #I feel like a tumblr bot got my phone number somehow #Has anyone else been asked for help with the bees? #Where are you John!?

[thenecromancress]

My coworker that I don't know all that well texted me this

Easily one of the texts I've ever gotten

#ok to rb #actually i encourage you to rb #coworkers #coworker #weird texts #idk how to tag this #but i think this is very funny and other people should see it

[artie-party]

I don’t even remember this.

#weird texts #lol #wtf lmao

[stephanierb]

This is what happens when drunk people people

#nimona #weird texts #tag your shit

[rhade-zapan]

Sal Buscema Iron Man Annual #3 1976

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#Sal Buscema #Comics #marvel comics #70s comics #isolated comic panel #iron man #weird texts

[vampireknitting]

I do not sell things. I wouldn’t mind making and selling things but like haven’t sat down to really look into it yet. I blocked it and didn’t answer. But like it feels so robotic and weird. My boyfriend also got this exact text. Now I’m wondering if this is one of those weird spoofs that steal your number if you answer or a scam.

#weird day #I’m also far too tired to want to deal with this tbh #scam maybe? #but idk #weird texts

[aropride]

the "i love weird unpalatable queerness" leaving tumblr users' bodies when they see a polyamorous person

#text #not that polyamory is inherently 'weird' but that it's seen that way outside of polyam spaces and especially outside of queer spaces #discourse

[demigods-posts]

okay, but percy being poseidon's kid gives him so many advantages that we probably never thought of. like, this boy can probably chew ice like it's no one's business, and not hurt his teeth. he can probably drink straight from the ocean without having to boil it beforehand. he has never choked on his spit in his life. he can probably run on wet, slippery floors and not fall. like, the possibilities are endless. i deadass would love a list.

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #percy being the son of poseidon #i would love a list of weird perks he inherits from poseidon

[teaboot]

Sometimes I wish I was Out at my main job but you know part of me really, really enjoys just being seen as "the young straight cis employee who's knowledgeable about queer topics" because I find myself often approached by older folks who admit things like "I know transsexuals are more popular these days but injecting things into children doesn't seem right" and I can tell them "Actually your niece/nephew/nibling isn't getting surgery and junk right now, they're twelve, what they're getting are 'blockers' which delay puberty- and since puberty itself is an involuntary change to the body caused by hormones, isn't it nice that they're getting a bit of time to decide that they're sure about what they want before they start? And also we've been using and observing HRT for longer than Advil, ibuprofen, digital cameras, and laser eye surgery, so IDK, it's good that you're asking questions though, I'm glad you're looking out for them but it's not really all that scary" and I like knowing that I can help steer them in the right direction (seeking out scientifically proven facts and stats, asking questions) instead of encouraging the path they're already on (leaning into instinctive feelings about the unfamiliar and strange)

#Wall of text but it's a weird feeling #It's like they expect me to agree and when I gently disagree while acknowledging their feelings they seem much more understanding

[gayrika]

#jjba #autoposting #had to add ghe flame text bc some of yall are being WEIRD

[ale-arro]

been going a little bit insane about this sentence from Ace by Angela Chen for the past week

#replace this with any other type of significant relationship too #also! this book actually rules btw i really recommend it #i didnt read it when it first cane out bc i was like. well i am already pretty familiar with asexuality and not rly interested in 101 stuff #but it turns out it doesnt feel 101-y at all its a super awesome piece of queer theory and also chen has Good opinions #and not weird watered down ones that i am sometimes wary of in aspec communities (frankly especially ace ones) #i think maybe if more people approached asexuality the way chen does (including and maybe even especially ace people) #i would be more inclined to still ID as ace #but anyways! #aro #aromantic #<- tag selections that reflect how i personally engage with this quote #also #described in alt text #also also #j tag #:/ #aro media

[sawtual]

i dont think fandom people who only think about male characters and only create content for male characters are like horrible misogynists but i do think they often have some shit they need to unpack. like how can you , for example, play life is strange and the only thing you come away with from that is you want nathan and warren to fuck nasty. how can you watch birds of prey, and the only thing you come away with from that is you want roman and victor to fuck nasty......... like idk! idk! i just find it strange especially when people will engage with media Specifically about women and then put no effort in to empathize or care about them, sometimes even going far enough to say they HATE the female characters and that theyre bitches... IDK!!!!

#text #and yes i still do find it questionable when people engage with shit like idk bg3 and dont give a fuck about any female characters but #bop and lis for example are sooooo women centric and specifically about womens suffering and struggles..... #and people just come away from that wanting to see the boys do yaoi... its weird! its weird as hell!

[literaphobe]

imagine marinette getting told by friends and family Hey Girl. we think you might have adhd. and they cite symptoms she shows but she accidentally connects them to stuff she started doing after she became ladybug and now shes like OH NO… if i deny this disorder they will suspect my identity… YEAH I TOTALLY HAVE ADHD YOU GUYS!!!! so she thinks she’s keeping it up for her superhero life and nods along to all the tips and tricks for adhd people her loved ones find on the internet. she flashes smiles as they hand her meds that could help and only pretends to take them because she’s Lying About It Right. but then one day at patrol chat noir tells her hey um recently a friend of mine was diagnosed with adhd. have you heard of it? because i think you might have it. and her eye twitches

#text #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #ladynoir #IDK #mlbposting #he took one look at her strange lucky charms and bizarre complicated akuma plans and connected the dots to the symptom list he saw #‘weird roundabout way of thinking…. going from A to Z in a way only mostly she understands that i only get because of our special love bond’ #-> is also neurodivergent #six months later she asks him if he might be autistic #onekplus

[andatsea]

Dusk lingers in your hand.

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[rapidreptile]

early working version is out now :)

replace your lethal company model with a funny hazmat dragon

#lethal company #mod #dragon drone #hi hi click text for link #it's still got some tweaking and polishing #and I've not had a chance to test it in actual gameplay #just the ship #so uhh #let me know if anything weird happens! #dragondronesuit