#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!

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Pov you are a desert bluffs too citizen watching the events of mudstone abyss taking place and going “yep that’s Kevin he’s a prophet and a whore he’s a menace to society he exiled our mayor and won’t shut up about his boyfriend. He runs everything here lol”

#wtnv #wtdb #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #kevin desert bluffs #kevin wtnv #dbt

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Kevin getting treated like a person and being like haha I’m literally in love with you

#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #kevin desert bluffs #charlevin #these two are really really important to me #wtnv #wtdb #frequencies

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Lauren Mallard deserves so much more I love her she’s insane she’s a girlboss she’s a capitalist she’s the mayor she’s exiled she’s god she’s a content manager she will never die

#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem #lauren mallard #wtnv #wtdb #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #frequencies

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Lauren: hi

Kevin: Oh my godddddddd no one careessssss stfuuuuuuu godddddd you’re so annoyinggggggg go awayyyy godddddd stfuuuuu I didn’t askkkkk my lorddddd

#wtnv #wtdb #I’m really funny #Lauren mallard #kevin desert bluffs #monday at strexcorp #nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #frequencies

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If welcome to night vale was British, Kevin and Lauren would not last a day. Some year 7 would jump side to side in front of them asking if they wanna scrap outside tesco and they’d just go home.

#/j #wtnv #wtdb #British people vs Kevin n Lauren #nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #kevin desert bluffs #lauren mallard #frequencies

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Lauren walking in on Kevin doing a Tiktok dance during the weather

#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #kevin desert bluffs #lauren mallard #strexposting #wtnv #wtdb #I’m just like the funniest person to ever exist #idea from a conversation me and milo had #he’s got some funny takes considering he’s never listened to a single wtnv episode #frequencies

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The world is night vale and oh boy I’m a desert bluffs citizen

#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem #wtnv #wtdb #I’m really funny #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #frequencies

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I see art of Cecil and Kevin in suits and I’m like I thought we agreed they wouldn’t wear that. And the I Remember that only a small circle of tumblr users that actually agreed on that, and the rest of the fandom still thinks they’d wear suits

#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem #wtnv #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #i don’t care THAT MUCH what clothing u draw Cecil palmer in it’s just a good example of how mutual circles can distort how you perceive #bc u see ur mutuals all agree and then you step outside for a second and it’s like oh I forgot people have other takes #kind of funny #frequencies

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Charles the theologist is an absolutely unhinged man and I’d die for him

#charles the theologist #wtnv #wtdb #welcome to desertbluffs i guess!

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These are my three wtdb blorbos, and yes, they are insane

#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem #wtnv #wtdb #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #frequencies

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Tumblr itself is like night vale because when new people turn up we basically just yell interloper at them and throw things at them

#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #wtnv #wtdb #and we’re right #frequencies

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Agnes, Melanie and Kevin are cult leaders anonymous

#welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #tma #i never had a tma tag? what ? #okay then #agnes montague #melanie king #kevin desert bluffs #Kevin wtnv #Kevin wtdb #wtnv #wtdb #tw cult #tw cult mention #the magnus archives #horror podcast cult leaders …..

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Vanessa, Daniel, Lauren and Kevin actually play monopoly and Kevin flips the board if he’s losing

#strexposting #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #my hcs #wtnv headcanon #intern vanessa #daniel wtnv #lauren mallard #kevin desert bluffs #kevin wtdb #welcome to desert bluffs #i’m actually correct #don’t take criticism #kevin wtnv

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no desert bluffs character has ever done anything wrong in their life

#desert bluffs #wtnv #wtdb #welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #kevin desert bluffs #wtnv daniel #lauren mallard #intern vanessa #charles the theologist

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Lauren Mallard haters go sit in the corner of shame

#i don’t get people who hate her #literally why #if you simply don’t vibe with her that’s whatever but people who actively hate her? ESPECIALLY if you like Kevin and hate Lauren #Lauren mallard haters. what are you doing #wtnv #wtdb #lauren mallard #welcome to desertbluffs i guess!

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lauren and kevin almost killing each other on a daily basis and the desert bluffs citizens are like: yeah the prophet and the girlboss are at it again don’t worry about it

#welcome to desertbluffs i guess! #lauren mallard #kevin desert bluffs #kevin wtnv #kevin wtdb