#welcome to my shitposts

[reikasart]

Buying souvenirs for the guys in the last day of their honeymoon

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Background by Pixabay

#rivamika #reika's #welcome to my shitposts #blue scarf bc of reasons...

[dxlaflamme-archive]

smol problem @mythosisms

#hello vee #welcome to my shitposts #absolute trashiness lvl 9999 #you werent prepared for this level of trash #but here you go #i forgot to warn you about RANDOM TRASH ART UWU #so yeah this is your warning #(.ship: lion in her heart; fire in his soul) #(.little lion man: raza amun ra) #mythosisms #(.mythosisms: raza) #(.an art exhibit in memory lane: art)

[lightasthesun]

Comprehensive Lexicon Guide for First-Time SW Fic Readers:

Flimsi/Flimsiplast = Paper

Flimsiwork/Datawork = Paperwork

Stylus = Pen

Datapad = Tablet

Comlink/Comm = Communication Device/Phone

Binders = Handcuffs

Chronometer = Clock

Spectacles = Eyeglasses

Chrono = Watch

Conservator = Refrigerator

Caf = Coffee

Nerfburger = Hamburger

Blue milk = Milk (literally blue)

Hubba chips = French Fries

Sweet roll = Doughnut

Flatcakes = Pancakes

Tabac = Tobacco

HoloNet = World Wide Web

Holovision/HoloTV = Television

Holodrama/Holovids = Movie/Videos

Holocamera/Holocam = Camera

Holomap = three-dimensional map

Holojournal = Newspaper

Holocube = Picture frame

Holotable = Projector

Holoscanner = X-ray machine

Holojournalist = Reporter

Flatholo/Holograph = Photograph

Sonic Damper = Active Noise Cancellation

Refresher/Fresher= Bathroom

Sonic Bath = Bath

Sanisteam/Sonic shower = Waterless Shower

Hydrospanner = Wrench

Hydro Flask = Water Bottle

Power Cell/Energy Cell = Batteries

Authorization Chip = Decryption key

Datatape = Disk

Datastick = Flash drive

(Personal) Com Code = Phone number

Datachip = SD Card

Synthflesh = Synthetic skin

Glowrod = Flashlight

Sparkstick = Match

Slugthrower = Gun

Slug = Bullet

Vibroblade = a blade that can vibrate at high frequencies, increasing its cutting power and penetrating ability (tactical knife)

Rangefinder = Rifle scope

Turbolaser = Cannon

Ion pike/Vibropike = Spear

Electro Staff = Stun baton

Blaster = Pistol/Rifle

Stun Blaster = similar to a Taser

Landspeeder/Airspeeder/Speeder = Car

Turbolift = Elevator

Slideramp = Escalator

Starfighter = Fighter jet

Rotorcraft = Helicopter

Hoverpack/Jetpack= Jet pack

Speeder Bike = Motorcycle

Skylane = Traffic lane

Railspeeder/Hovertrain = Train

Power Chair/Hoverchair= Wheelchair

Windscreen = Windshield

Podracing = Car racing

Dejarik = Chess

Sabacc = Poker and Blackjack combined

Galactic Rebels = Combat simulator

B'shingh = Dungeons and dragons

Jizz = Jazz music

Wailer = Singer (ie. Jizz Wailer)

Cantina = Bar or Pup

Para Sailing = Paragliding

Aurebesh = Alphabet

Credits = Money

Sleeping Pallet = Bedroll

Naming Day = Birthday

Youngling = Child

Galactic Basic Standard/ Basic = English

Medkit/Medpac = First aid kit

Hypo = Syringe

Medic/Healer = Doctor

Medcenter = Hospital

Bactapatch = Bandaid

Nanoweave = Fabric

Transparisteel = Glass

Plastifoam = Packing material

Durasteel = Steel

Plasteel = Plastic

Duracrete = Concrete

Slicer = Hacker (slicing = hacking)

Identikit = Passport

Minder = Therapist

Synthleather = Vinyl

Viewport = Window

Cooling Unit = Air-conditioning

Honeydarter = Bee

Slythmonger = Drugdealer

Spice = Drugs

Stimpill = Caffeine pill

Power Socket = Plug

Cutters = Scissors

Cycle = Day

Standard Cycle = 24h

Standard Week = 5 days

Standard Month = 35 standard days

Standard Year = approx. ten months

Tenday = literally ten days

Cigarras/Smokes = Cigarettes

Click = Kilometer or 'a moment'

Parsec = a unit of distance

Tweezers/Clanker/tin head/tinnie = Droid

Separatist = Seppie

Promise Ring = Wedding Ring

Body Glove = Jumpsuit

Slicksuit = Wet suit

Civvies = Civilian clothing

Carbonite = a metal alloy used to freeze a person in a state of hibernation

Hyperdrive = device that allows a starship to travel faster than lightspeed

Moisture vaporator = device that can extract water from the air, commonly used on tatooine

Glareshades = Sunglasses

Gasser = Gas Oven

Repulsorlift = technology that can create an anti-gravity field and is used for levitating heavy objects

Heating unit = Heater

Utility Droid = Roomba

Sunbonnet = a Clone trooper helmet

Bad Batcher = a defective Clone Trooper

Banthabrain = birdbrain/ a stupid person

Bantha fodder = waste of space/nonsense

Blast! = word of exclamation

Blasted! = s.o in anger or annoyance

Blaster-brained = dimwitted

Blaster fodder = cannon fodder

Blast off = Piss off

Brainless = Stupid

Bug/Bugger = used to refer to Geonosians

Forceforsaken = godforsaken

Full of Poodoo = full of shit

Poodoo = Shit

Kriff = Fuck

Jedi scum = derogatory term for jedi

Kark = derogatory expletive

Larty = LAAT/i gunship

Laserbrain = insult

Meat droid = derogatory term for Clone Troopers

Redrobes = Palpatines guard

Rookie/Shinie = newly recruited Trooper

Scum = insult to refer to bounty hunters/rebels

Sharpie = Sharp-witted

Sithspawn/Sithspit/Hellspawn! = expletive

Sleemo = Slimeball

Son of a bantha = insult

Wizard! = Cool

Spaced = dead

Hutt-spawn = Bastard

Karabast = exclamation of dismay

Stang = Crap

Buckethead/Bucketbrain = derogatory term for Stormtroopers

Bucket = Helmet

Nat-born = Natural Born

Roger Roger = affirmative/copy that

Droid poppers = EMP grenade

Sitrep = short for situation report

Backwater Planet = any planet that isn't part of the core system

Holocron = device that can project a three-dimensional image of a person/object and is used for communication or entertainment.

Kessel Run = a risky Operation. Commonly used as a metaphor in impossible situations.

Thermal Detonator= device that can create a powerful explosion like a grenade or bomb

Ray Shield/Energy Shield = creates a (protective) barrier

Rebreather = device that allows a person to breathe underwater or in toxic environments

Phrases:

Wild goose chase = wild bantha chase

That's bantha shit = that's bullshit

As slippery as a greased Dug = untrustworthy

Credit for your thoughts = penny for your thoughts

Cut the poodoo = cut the crap

to get your gills in a twist = get upset about something

Holy mother of meteors = holy mother of god

Oh my skies/ Oh my stars = exclamation of surprise

Stars' end! = exclamation of disbelief

What in the blue blazes = exclamation

When Geonosis freezes over/When it snows on tatooine = extremely unlikely

Who pissed in your power supply = who pissed you off

Blast it = damn it

By the maker = exclamation of surprise

Great karking Dragon = expression of disbelief

Lothcat got your tongue = equivalent of 'cat got your tongue?'

Sod it = expression of frustration

#shitpost incoming #I'm converting my friend into a star wars fan so I thought why not make a dictionary for every new fic reader lmao #star wars #writing star wars #star wars languages #star wars lore #im definitely missing some but these are words I've seen most commonly used in fanfic #userlumi #writing star wars fic #aurebesh #galactic basic Standard #as long as one person finds this post helpful it was worth it #youre all welcome to add to it #im stopping now coz otherwise I'mma clog the dash

[king-r4t]

Silly little guy

#welcome home #welcome home fandom #welcome home wally #wally darling #shitpost #drawing #art #my art #idk I was tired and i Don’t know what to draw #low quality for comedic purposes

[edgy-senju]

Guess who finally got into Welcome Home. Frank has extreme Squidward energy.

#welcome home #welcome home arg #wally darling #frank frankly #my art #edge's scribbles #doodles #welcome home fanart #illustration #memes #shitpost

[bluesnailsstuff]

getting a scolding

#welcome home #shitpost #wally is only concerned about how he'll get his mail now #oh boy i need sleep #i swear im actually drawing i swear #welcome home arg #my art #bluesnailsstuff

[infohazardouz]

precursor to this post hehehe

#wally darling #howdy pillar #sally starlet #welcome home wally #welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home fanart #wally darling fanart #welcome home comic #shitpost AGAIN lol #i dont like him with teeth.. #my art

[stuntghoul]

Kill them with kindness? WRONG!!!

UNLEASH THE FUCKING BATS 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

#Is this anything #Spooky #Marie.txt #Marie's shitposts #Halloween #Unleash the Bats #Mcr #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #My Chemical Romance #My chem #welcome to the circus #Greatest hits

[theneighborhoodwatch]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “homewarming party” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd.

me: yeah whatever man. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear this is just remderem

my buddy eddie white knuckle gripping the armrests: i think i need to go home

#public notice #findings #welcome home #I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY ALL I CAN DO IS SHITPOST ABOUT THIS I PROMISE I’LL HAVE MORE COHERENT THOUGHTS IN THE MORNING BUT. OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

[sheriffopossum]

saw a goofy ass picture on pinterest and immediately thought of actor!au wally LMAO BUT GODDAMN YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL IT'S HIM 😭😭

either way, the actor!au belongs to @frillsand!!

*Edit: this is Wally saying this to human paparazzi, not his fans btw!

#art #fanart #my art #artwork #fan art #cute #illustration #cartoon #digital art #fandom #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home au #welcome home actor au #actor au #wally actor au #diva wally #wally darling #shitpost #meme #LMAO #i could totally picture him hung over as shit on set and snapping at anyone who breathed within a 2 mile radius #i would DIE FOR ACTOR!AU WALLY

[pawfulofwaffles]

Originals under cut

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home puppet arg #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #frank frankly #julie joyful #sally starlet #poppy partridge #eddie dear #howdy pillar #shitpost #my art #pawfulofdoodles

[reikasart]

The last part of my edits series, hope you like it (＾▽＾)

It was a pleasure to ship with you guys (〃∇〃)

Part 1 Part 2

Mappa: We're going to focus on other ships but Rivamika

Me: not in my watch...

#rivamika #reika's #rivamika edits #not gonna say anything abt the last chapter bc the only thing I wanted to watch was Mikasa touching Levi's appetizing back but no #sorry abt quality tumblr hates hq #welcome to my shitposts

[pinkd3mon]

Star Allies Guest Star teams

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #taranza #king dedede #meta knight #magolor #susie kirby #bandana dee #welcome to Kirbtober where I'll post one shitpost per day #what do you get when you combine someone who likes to joke a bit too much and two people with dead relatives #you get what you fucking deserve /j #you guys don't know how much star allies mean to me #the character interaction potential #nothing fucking happens in-game but in my mind everything happens ñ #don't worry hal I know what you were cooking i get you... #in scale of power it's first Taranza then Magolor then Susie #but i feel like in a scale of bullying/strong will is Susie then Magolor then Taranza #magolor comes out as gay and susie says 'in that outfit?' #susie probably treats Taranza as a poor little meow meow and Taranza finds it condescending #but it's a cute girl paying him attention what's he gonna say?? stop?? #that cute girl is also a lesbian but Taranza needs to count his victories no matter how small they are #star allies may not be perfect but it gave me the triple threat team and for that it gave me decades of content #what else can i ask from my blorbos #meta knight is up on a star block because he has a complex #he likes to feel tall

[fetusmeme]

this is the first thing i drew upon getting my tablet back

#welcome home #wally darling #my art #this is a shitpost but also slay???

[dinonuggiescosyes]

#nick valentine #john hancock #fallout 4 #shitpost #what am i doing with my life #anyway yeah this is my contribution to society you're welcome

[maria-ruta]

first i saw my friend draw ship art with these two, then I went to see Spider-verse yesterday and this meme was in my head and i had to get it out of my system X)

oh btw my commissions are openeddd

#spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spot #jonathan ohnn #into the spider verse #my art #sily things #my first and only spiderverse fanart? a shitpost #you are welcome #love can bloom on battlefield and in a HOLE #lend you HOLE to a comrade #a hOLE experience #of love #love hole #eh #idk i can make bad hole jokes all day