#welcome to the midwest

[widebruh]

#welcome to the midwest #midwest #me and my wife in a cornfield last thursday #196 #r/196 #rule #apartmentofawesome #me irl

[angelexlife]

Its Ostara!

#ostara #Pagan #spring equinox #Its supposed to be spring #But it keeps snowing #welcome to the midwest

[sweetpumpkinmouse]

Grandma’s Beer Bread

3 cups of flour (shifted)

3 teaspoons of baking powder

1 teaspoons of salt

1/4 cup of sugar

1 can of beer

1/4 cup of melted butter

Preheat oven for 350*F.

Shift the flour, baking powder, and salt into a bowl.

Add the sugar and stir the dry ingredients.

Add the beer and mix it up until all the ingredient are in perfect harmony.

Pour the batter in a greased loaf pan (or pans depending on the quantity).

Pour the melted butter over the mixture.

Bake for 1 hour.

#recipes #beer bread #cottagecore #baking #bread #midwest #rural america #grandmother #grandma’s recipe #yeehaw #Welcome to the midwest

[ricky-olson]

95% of Illinois is literal corn field

#welcome to the midwest #not the whole state is like chicago it’s not #it’s very flat and farms #angel talks 💕

[perereiii]

Its sunny, about 40 F, and the grass is green. It's snowing.

#welcome to the midwest

[horce-divorce]

lmaoooo my dispensary sent me the most midwestern promo and I'm losing it

win cornhole, get % off cannabis purchase. you're welcome

#me #im crying this is so funny #cornhole!!! cornhole for weed #welcome to the midwest #weed t #fwiw i never saw anything like this in Colorado. #like i dont think cornhole is a thjng there but i also never saw like #cutesy regional themed promotions #idk this is just too much. #cornhole.

[aldimarribeirosblog]

Hello my friends!

#artists on tumblr #canon photography #beautiful model #super mario #succession #easter #yellowjackets #welcome home #the mandalorian #beautiful photos #fashion model #adult model #alt model #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #modern art #mideast #mideval #mid evil midwest #modern au #curvy model #glasses #glamour #glamoroussource #good omens #glamrock freddy #self insert x canon #canon character #canon divergence #beauttiful girls #best friends

[morgangalaxy43]

“Analog Horror is overrated” “Analog Horror ruined internet horror” shut up it’s cool and it didn’t ruin anything

#the walten files #the backrooms #the mandela catalogue #gemini home entertainment #welcome to dreamworld #monument mythos #vita carnis #midwest angelica #analog horror #internet horror

[welcometogodly]

Heavenly Pleasures sign next to the verse we learned in church

#midwestern gothic #midwest #kansas #religious trauma #ex evangelical #film photography #deconstructing christianity #35mm flim #queer artist #queer film #welcome to godly #godlykansas

[dailymothanon]

A quick lil Illinois design concept 🤔uhm. Idk i'm surprisingly too lazy to explain my thoughts behind this, it's mostly just a jumble of baseball, mid to late 1900s kinda vibes I get from him, other select things. I have a very particular thing in mind for him but I havent drawn it yet 😌 either way I'm content with this redesign!

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt illinois #wttsh illinois #wttt fandom #wttt midwest

[bsptourist]

gm_snowyvillage

created by IAMVERYUGLYPOTATO

#garry's mod #gmod #source engine #half life 2 #sandbox #hearted #welcome to the bsptourist wintertime map block. from now until the indeterminate time that winter in the midwest ends

[tacky-jack-with-a-hat]

I find the censorship to "corn" funny for the midwest

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*On the midwest groupchat*

Utah: is Iowa coming to my youngest's birthday party?

Iowa: he told me he can't bc he's watching corn

Kansas: Oh he's watching "corn" ?!? 🙄🤦

*Meanwhile in Iowa*

Iowa trapped in a corn field: I genuinely can't tell if there's a murderer in here...

#source: I was trying to sleep and my brain told me to write this #wttt #welcome to the table #wttt midwest

[derek-draws-stuff]

Random hcs I pulled out of nowhere for entertainment :3

-Connecticut hates chapstick, so his lips crack :,(

-The only thing that will get Pennsylvania to stop screaming his head off or something is a milk chocolate bar. I stand by this. Hershey boy likes Hershey products :3

-Colorado has really clear skin, like, if he wasn’t high you’d have no clue he’s addicted to marijuana and stuff. No million step skin care routine. No wrinkles, just red scleras. (Cutie patootie tho)

-Utah has a bunch of dirty songs (mostly WAP) stuck in his head thanks to Florida, and sometimes he catches himself humming or quietly singing them to himself

-Maryland drives a comically big truck because he can and he’s awesome

-A lot of the Midwest unironically listens to Korn

#wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt fanart #welcome to the statehouse #wttt connecticut #wttt pennsylvania #wttt colorado #wttt utah #wttt florida #wttt maryland #wttt Midwest #:3

[evolutiononthebrain]

Midwest States on Twitter pt. 2

// ***the screenshots are mine, i made them but the quotes are obviously from twitter

This is part of a series!

Part One!

Part Three!

#wttt #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt indiana #ben brainard #wttt midwest #wttt wisconsin #wttt iowa #wttt michigan #wttt ohio #wttt illinois #wttt missouri #wttt minnesota #wttt kansas #wttt nebraska #wttt south dakota #wttt north dakota #the sillies!! #i love them #holding the midwest part of this fandom on my back #💪💪💪

[elhayd]

Fighting the Midwestern urge to make all my characters say “yeah no yeah” regardless of where they’re from

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #writers on tumblr #writing #character #write #midwest #wttt midwest #wttt illinois #writing is hard #writing characters #wttt fandom #wttt fanfic #fanfic #fanfiction

[safarisaythings]

I think the Midwest is the scariest region.

I mean yeah the Northeast can be threatening and definitely has ties to the mafia, the South has guns and knows how to use them, and the West can and will set you on fire but the Midwest is scary in you don't see their full potential. The other regions you can see how threatening they are, the midwest hides it and that's what makes them scary. Also because farming is the scariest and most serial killer profession and no one can convince me otherwise.

Do you know how to use a scythe? The Midwest does

Do you know how to escape a corn maze in the middle of the night in 10 minutes? The Midwest does

Do you know how to get rid of a body using nothing but pigs? The Midwest does

#this completely my opinion #but as a Midwestern I'm also correct/j #welcome to the table #wttt #wttsh #wttt midwest #safari said a thing