#well pretend it is <3

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when House says Wilson's name

#house md #gregory house #prince's talk tag #after almost two weeks of going through the transcripts of every episode I finally finish this and the Wilson version #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the house video ill put his stats here #s1 was 19 times s2 was 31 s3 was 34 s4 was 30 s5 was 35 s6 was 58 s7 was 25 and s8 was 28 #in total he says his name 260 times. Mostly refers to him just by Wilson #He's only said Wilson's first name 7 times. Once by Jim 3 by Jimmy and 3 by James #He'll use his full name in professional settings or to be sarcastic or to pretend to be him #You know since House is the main character and in every episode of the show i thought he'd say his name more than him #but Wilson beats him by 42 times bc s7 and s8 he doesn't say his name as much. it took Wilson getting cancer for him to say it more #than he was before that point

[chainuuser]

something about triangles

#inside job #brett hand #reagan ridley #ron staedtler #let’s pretend like I’ve been posting these last few months #being a stem major is. well it certainly is #the things I do to work in the shadow government #sigh. #anyway I’ve had a lot of thoughts about these three lately #I study gayology in school and I can tell you that these three? fruits #tell me about your inside job hcs in my inbox and maybe I’ll draw them <3 #canadasart

[umuulan-na]

👀✨☄️

animation by @bleucalire

#you've no idea the kind of beast i shall become if the whole gomens is ever animated this beautifully #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #animation #mine #well not really i just made the #gifs #lol #also a little unrelated but i have synesthesia and when i hear ben&ben's mitsa i quote and quote see this #even tho the lyrics is nowhere near the context of this but yeah :3 #also the file name of these are can we pretend lawl

[gayleafpool]

hi my name is varian dark’ness dementia raven way and i have long ebony black hairnfndldmdnf$/&:838:&:’82!:!;!,!:….,.

#varian #varigo #<- well. sort of. #he’s in the phone messages #varian tangled #varian tts #vat7k #my art #hehe. modern aus on my mind #varian spent hours picking out songs to make that mixtape but he’ll pretend like he didn’t #:3 #SELF INDULGENT ART TIME

[adriancatrin]

sokka’s gettin that fire dick

(not my jokes, sourced from a reaction vid)

#my art #posting on mobile so god i hope it shows up ok lolll #i’m not a comedy artist so idk if this actually hits like i want it to but oh well #also me + digital :/ #i def should’ve aged them up more but i only thought about it when i was like 3/4 the way thru #eh pretend aang stays short and we’re good for two/three years ahhaha #atla #zukka #avatar the last airbender #sokka #zuko #toph

[ginaporterr]

#and he made sure of that!

#hsmtmtsedit #hsmtmts #ricky x gina #usersnat #userelsbeth #queenmay #userzaley #pretend i figured out how to integrate 'i go big gina you know that' KJSDKF #i leaned towards the bigger gestures for this but there's a lot of small things he did for her as well :') #finally able to shower his person in love <3 #and gina loves it they're truly the most compatible #ricky bowen #gina porter #rina #* #rinaedit #hsmtmts spoilers #flashing gif #b&w feels dramatic but i needed to offset them somehow

[ryssbelle]

The perks of being tall: sending your friends to air jail

Wait until Clay meets Legsly or the skyscraper troll XD

Bonus

#my art #trolls 3 #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls au #trolls band together #n2 au #not the only one au #trolls clay #trolls viva #cliva #i love them #i think of the putt putt trolls Clay is the tallest #but in pop village he'd only be moderately tall #cuz legsly exists as well as biggie and skyscraoer troll #who i dont fully understand #because he speaks in first person like he doesnt say we he says me #so it he one brain divided between 4 bodies or like a hivemind unified consciousness #or is it 4 different trolls pretending to be one troll #skyscraper troll scares me #but hes also very interesting #also what kind of troll is he cuz he has glitter skin but unlike glitter trolls his hair isnt glitter #his hair also starts at his feet like a fuzzling troll so maybe hes like what happens if a fuzzling and a glitter troll get together #ive lost the plot and someones playing alien noises outside my house #but yeah i love clay and viva so much theyre so cute aaaah #also yeah i forgor vivas makeup but its fine lets just say she hasnt put it on yet #viva is canonically v strong so i dont doubt she didnt have to try too hard to scoop clay up #caught him while he was slackin

[springbon-t-art]

The sillies with their comfort foods <3

also a bonus:

Leave the guy alone, let him enjoy his food >:c

Please do not repost

#this is canon Kevan Brighting told me /hj XDDD #tsp #tspud #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #i love them sm #tsp stanley #tsp narrator #i feel like the narrator does like sweets but he pretends that he doesn’t #also unpopular opinion… i don’t like lemongrass #well thai food in general #i don’t like having too many different textures on my food : #okay ill shut up now #<3<3<3 #my artwork

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Sum Hawke kimsses <3

#well deserved postgame fluff <3 #once again practice that got out of hand gjsgdkd #i think they turned out nice tho :] #cant decide if i like the colored or uncolored ones more so i just put both here lol #also please ignore that fenris and belas hair looks different every time i draw them <3 #fenris #isabela #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #my ocs #my art #maybe shouldve given liam more greys cos this dude starts greying by act 3 already jdfjksd #lilian gets em later but her hair looked so empty and i think she deserves some grey streaks (bela too <3 #also fenris did have ear piercings but it was distracting to have so much shinies in one area so i removed them #just pretend theyre still there lol

[yunogf]

movie posters for NCT 127s gothic horror film “Favorite”

10.25.2021

#nctinc #nct 127 #gfx #mine*works #mine*gfx #i tried . #i didnt have a plot in mind when i made these so i dont totally love them but the mv is v uninspiring so #the 4th one is v twilight breaking dawn-ish hopefully the tumblrinas like that <3 #first one isnt giving vampire so much as 90s action romance movie oh well #pretend theyre all horror movie-esque #also the lyrics r so dramatic lmao

[intotheelliwoods]

gosh I need to draw the 2al boys in clothes more often-

This includes but is not limited too:

sprouts knee brace

poptart wrist brace (something new I want to try?)

sprout in more button up shirts

poptart in more pants... cargo pants and kackies me thinks

sprout wearing anything but jorts-

does a sprout on sprouts head count as clothes?

in general draw the masks more often

I NEED TO REMEMBER SPROUT HAS A MISSION FIT

poncho poptart poncho poptart poncho poptart

poptart clothes where the sleeve is sewn off or buttoned up or.... something

viking fits viking fits viking fits

#also im still drowning in irl work #once again sorry for the lack of comic updates but hey! #well deserved break #dont think imma get back into the groove till mid may- #nonsense #love yall btw thanks for sticking around my blog and reading tag notes <3 #you all keep me going! #anyways ngl. whenever I draw them in clothes I MIGGHTTTT just pretend their hump back shells no longer exist #or draw them from an angle where you cant see the hump backs

[solstice-system]

Thinking about how troll Jim would have to adjust to living as a troll and such

(I do not acknowledge the movie at all I’m a hater 😋)

This is basically going off of just trollhunters show canon after part 3

A big thing I think would be his love of cooking. It’s always been his way of showing love to his mom and friends, and now that he can’t properly taste human food without gagging, he can’t properly cook anymore. Blinky would have to teach him proper troll nutrition and Jim would probably feel embarrassed that he’s resorted to eating dish ware 😭

I feel like it’s not really acknowledged how not only can Jim no longer participate in human life and stuff, but people would also notice?? I imagine barbara would have to claim he went off to some boarding school on a scholarship in like the UK 😭 I can’t imagine that his classmates wouldn’t notice he’s gone tbh. Toby, Claire, and strickler probably have their hands full making excuses for Jim’s absence

On the topic of Jim not being able to go to school…. Can we acknowledge that bro is still like 16-17 💀 there’s no way that blinky would let him permanently halt his education! Blinky would read up on grade 12 textbooks and become Jim’s private tutor down in trollmarket. Jim would probably claim that being the trollhunter should take priority over algebra but Blinky (and Barbara) would INSIST that being a half troll is no excuse to become a high school dropout 😌

Strickler would definitely be a big help for Jim. Of course Jim can’t turn back into a human but Strickler still knows what it’s like to be stuck between the nature and worlds of a troll and human. He would talk with Jim through his new emotions and instincts and teach him how to cope with it. Neither Barbara nor blinky would really know how to help in this department because neither of them have had to be anything besides just a human or just a troll

At first Toby would think that Jim’s new form is really cool but he would quickly realize that it’s very hard on Jim and that his daily life with his best buddy isn’t necessarily over but it’ll never be the same. All of Jim’s friends probably have a absolutely butchered sleep schedule from trying to spend time with Jim after dark 💀

Barbara would spend a lot of time talking to strickler and blinky about their basically 3 way coparenting situation of a half troll 😭💞

Arrrghh would help Jim spar in the most pacifist way possible (holding out his hands for Jim to try and punch, be a moving target for Jim to try and catch, lightly roughhousing) since Blinky isn’t really trained in battle beyond teaching from the sidelines lol

#can you tell im hyperfixating #troll Jim brainrot #lowkey i don’t #remember anything #from 3 below and wizards #so let’s pretend this is just a #well thought out au lmao #trollhunters #troll jim #tales of arcadia #toa #jim lake jr #blinky #trollhunters strickler #trollhunters jim #trollhunters hc #headcanons

[everyones-least-favorite-bard]

consequences.

(go read banshee in a well by @liverobinreaction)

#sorry to batman post but ive been literally terminal over this fic for like a full fucking week #those of you following me for orv just pretend this is more kdj/yjh permadeath angst #otherwise <3 yeah i love this fic #bard draws #ugh what r the dc tags people use. its been so long since ive gone here #batman #tim drake #banshee in a well #blood #cw blood #oh yea for the record this is the one scene thats like #bruce discovering tims dying body at gotham city hall #sighing. i love when characters just Fucking Die #bards dc thoughts

[princsstwilightsparkl]

saying "if aroace people can date, then can lesbians date men?" is absolutely aphobic narrative btw!

#sorry just have to say this lol #so tired of people generalizing all aroace people as romance averse #its absolutely erasure of the rest of the spectrum #the top tweet isnt so bad depending on who theyre talking about #if a character ACTUALLY is canonically romance/sex aversed then yea its weird to erase that #but if they're canonically AROACE and you go 'erm that character cannot date or have sex🤓☝️' ur being aphobic as fuck #the 'shown no attraction to anyone' part kind of throws me off there #i hate when people say 'well this character didnt have feelings for anyone in the one year time span of the show so theyre romance aversed- #and nobody can ship them or else i'll harass u and subtweet u!1!!' #like. a characters life may not involve sex or romance at all fucking times. that does not make them aroace. #ur headcanon- even if you think its based on a logical conclusion- is not reality #sometimes yall just be making shit tf up #complaining about 'fanon' as if ur not the one pretending ur hc is real and treating everyone else like theyre the bad ones #but if that tweet is just saying that IN ADDITION to theyre canon identity then yea. thats valid. #their* </3 #obviously the reply is fucking disgusting #i couldnt reply directly cuz my twitter is priv #people will say this kind of shit to ME- AN AROACE PERSON #u preach about aro/ace erasure but when an actual aroace walks in you tell them their way of being aroace is wrong #not everyone is the fucking same. #non-partnering aroaces deserve more rep but telling partnering aroaces that their way of being aroace is wrong is genuinely horrific #like actually fuck u #aromantic #asexual #aroace #arospec #meowing (yapping)

[nocturnalazure]

To be continued

#ts3 #sims 3 #sims 3 story #tteot story #laurie arc #eloise simson #tristan de lalaing #erik zay #romeo pastorini #blaise collinson #chikage umeda #clara randall #maybe erik is not doing as well as he pretends to... :x

[emypony]

colored this in hopes the nonexistent tumblr algorithm will make it go far and wide

TALL FELIS AGENDA RIGHT HERE. you cant tell me that catgirl isnt sporting a height over 175cm / 5'7"

anyway godspeed senti would just up and die if she had to h*ld h*nds with another girl fdjkghdfg.

please enjoy my scrunklies, this was a fun thing to doodle!!

((Pssst, they also have a fic! Just them getting up to all sorts of shenanigans :))

EDIT: WE NOW HAVE A MAIN SERVER FOR SENTIFELIS POSTING AND OTHER UNHINGED HONKAI CONTENT:

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btw its not all sentifelis, there's a channel for all hoyoverse games as well as a bunch of others for everyone! its a main hub for all things ^^!

((its a bit small but still relatively active so no worries about being too overwhelmed by lots of ppl!! everyone's so nice and you are absolutely allowed to @ me (sentifelis #1) if you see me online (or offline too xD))

#sentifelis #herrscher of sentience #pardofelis #hi3 #honkai impact #honkai impact 3 #honkai impact 3rd #i havent eaten in 12 hours to finish this #LMAO ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE SOME1 HOLDING ME HOSTAGE TO FINISH IT DFKJHJGDF #its them. theyre in my head thats why #reverist calico #fu hua #well technically not but... a lot of ppl put the same tags when theyre drawing senti so um #HJGHDGF gonna pretend its not there #崩壊3rd #崩壊3 #all the tagsss #doodle #rkgk #rgkg #hug #emymart #uhh..is that enough yet. IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE I GOT THEM ALL---