#well this is a disaster

[allysketches]

gets in charge of the bookshop for 1 (one) day: shows up in a cardigan vest and metal sleeve garters, keeps the shop CLOSED, avoids selling a single book... iconic, truly did THE MOST, 10/10 😩👌🏻

(also, the way he was this 🤏🏻 close to finally achieving the status of house husband he's been dreaming about for MILLENIA just to have the rug pulled out from under him last minute... truly DEVASTATING 😩 my girl really can't catch a break 🤧)

#good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #do you have any idea how hard it was to distinguish wtf he was wearing exactly #when this walking disaster idea of fashion is black on black on black on black??!?!!? #i had to up the lightness to the max #and i'm still not 100% on the details tbh #but oh well #I'm sure I made better choices than he did

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility #but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion #that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone #i am an environmental educator #so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering #that people are going through #without doing my research and providing real ways to help #this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning #to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering #unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this #and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this #and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity #(complaining) #and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself #for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion #i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out #rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually. #my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free #is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY. #anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i #which is more than their CEOs can say

[tangledinink]

so you should go vote to tie the gemini w/ @cupcakeslushie's feral!leo because i think they'd be friends, actually, and here's why-

the gems spend most of their time fighting in the nexus, slamming on the 'survival instinct' button, which happens to be right next to the 'animal instinct' button. as a result, they are far more Creechur than their typical posh personas would have you believe. so they got 🤝 solidarity

... so long as no one else is around to see, i mean.

#well either they'll be friends or they'll bite each other #one of the two #i just think they'd get along shOCKINGLY well to everyone around thems surprise #and i think its funny #check the replies to see who needs votes atm p plz u _ u #tmnt au competition #propaganda #also uhmmm cupcake and i are BESTIES so you shouldnt make us fight u w u obvs #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt disaster twins

[roguegona]

Anakin explicitly ignoring his Master's instructions.

Ahsoka explicitly ignoring her Master's instructions.

Ahsoka, when her Padawan explicitly ignores her instructions:

#distaster lineage is alive and well #you should've seen that coming Ahsoka #i wonder where she gets it from #star wars #ahsoka tano #ahsoka #sabine wren #disaster lineage #ahsoka series

[ronanxing]

disaster WHAT now

#rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #disaster twins #still trying to learn how to draw donnie #what shape is ur head #honest to god did not realize #i drew three worths of pages of them #Save Me #cheated a bit on the third one but oh well #also yea squoze is from AT #teenage mutant ninja turtles #enkidoodles

[hailsatanacab]

"Well, this is a bad idea," Tim says, hands on his hips as he surveys the mess they’ve made in the cave.

"Nah," Danny replies, twirling his screwdriver in the air in what is probably meant to be an impressive trick to inspire confidence, except he fumbles it and it clangs to the floor loudly, "we good. If a younger version of myself hasn't come forward in time to stop me, how bad can it be?"

"Shouldn't it be the other way round?"

"What?"

"Normally, it's an older version of yourself going backwards in time to stop you, right?"

"Not in my experience."

Danny's grin is impossibly feral and a shiver runs up Tim's spine.

"This is definitely a bad idea."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #batpham #dead tired #dead tired ship #there is a more expanded upon version of this with actual backstory and context rotting in the recesses of my brain #but its only half on paper and the conversation made me laugh so #here: have some feral danny leading tim down a path to disaster #danny: this is going to go so well! i have such a good feeling about this!! #tim: this is going to go so poorly. i have such a bad feeling about this. #danny: 🥺🙏🙏🙏 #tim: i never said we weren’t doing it. i just reserve the right to tell you i told you so when it inevitably goes wrong #danny: leave that to younger me - he always makes very valid points in the form of fists to the face! #tim: can you stop talking please this is making me want to do it less #danny: no.

[faygos]

'nother johndave doodle. it was so cold outside this morning i think my fingers got a little frostbite

#homestuck #classic homestuck #whomstve #johndave #john egbert #dave strider #winterstuck #fashionstuck #well kind of #john is stylin while dave is sort of a fashion disaster #ps dave is wearing a pair of fuzzy ugg shoes that i saw at the mall today and thought were cute!

[jellyvibes710]

@evenmoreofadisaster it’s a super rough story board but I first stumbled upon these guys because of @2aceofspades doodles of them and now I’m gradually becoming obsessed haha

I haven’t gotten too far into the story yet so the dynamic might be off, I’m sorry if it is 🫠

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #save rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rise of the tmnt #rise disaster twins #rottmnt disaster twins #i still dont know how to tag #but aw well #maybe posting this will help motivate me to actually finish #if not I’ll probably just delete it #buying more time with tag’s because I’m nervous to post this #ahhhhhhhhhhh

[carrotkicks]

[sends them to school au!]

takes place directly after this comic. Dazai meets Oda! Dazai vents to Oda! About her torrid love life too... It's okay the storm will pass.

#sooo yeah the kiddos kissed last time. it didn't end really well.. #dazai's trying to get over it. with the help of the new mafia hire. #will there be a chuuya perspective for the aftermath of that? maybe... #little did you know that kiss is gonna lead to disaster... #ahh and bc i saw some people wondering. chuuya seemed sick bc she hasn't been taking her meds AND she got really flustered and freaked out #doodles #comic #sends them to school au #bsd #bungo stray dogs #dazai #oda #odasaku #chuuya #<- in flashbacks #skk #fem soukoku #btw btw i just wanna talk art for a second. during the kiss panel chuuya's entirely in shadow and dazai's entirely in light. intentionally #the shading was mildly strategic this time #this au is really is just a shoujo with a scifi-horror finish to it.

[midoristeashop]

Mending my sins and finally catching up with lights of Avalon!!!1!! @alkalinefrog

I swear kai your characterization of everyone is so perfect and charming UGH it’s like falling in love with them all over again

Huge special shoutout to @bignostalgias for being the bulk of the inspo for their designs! Hic, jack, jame, and em designs are next <3

#lights of avalon #hijack #there are so many drawable scenes SO MANY #tooth is written so fuckin good what #ASTRIANA SWEEP #bunny actually caring about everyone’s well being brings tears to my eyes #the big brother dynamic w jack is chefs kiss #SANDY #always always a sandy kinnie #WHEN HE FLIPS THE TABLE #also I kid you not the moment the smallest of descriptive details about Jamie came up I exploded #THATS HIM #MY SON #I’m on ch 8 rn #I have many things to talk about w/ my disaster gays in a separate post #toothiana #bunnymund #rotg

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Gearing up for the stat boosts

MDZS Disco Elysium AU Part 3 (Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 4)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #MDZS disco elysium AU #It's not really disco elysium unless your protagonist is dressed up like they're going for the stat boosts #And coming out like a moderately deranged cyberpunk fashion disaster #The AV cable hair ties in particular were the answer to 'How can I explain wwx finding something to tie his hair up in a trashed hotel room #as well as 'How can get him to look even more like a disaster cyberpunk OC?' #WWX woke up after years of being in the eternal pale only to find himself in a different body -hungover and bleeding. #The lack of shirt is due to emergency first aid. The rest of the outfit is him finding whatever he can. #and what better way to pair a lack of shirt than with fishnets? #Lan Wangji doens't have the historical cosplay thing kim has going on but he does wear cute bunny socks. As a treat. #and YES it would be electrochem getting the boost. #It's the skills for *more* than just drugs and sex! Its also the one that goes 'YIPEE! I love solving cases! ^_^ I love a good sandwich!' #Electrochem is the skill for 'you deserve a little treat' and it doesn't care what that little treat is as long as it sparks joy!!! #Please keep that red memento in mind. I will be returning to that plot point.

[baskeigh-ball]

Unsure if I already asked but would Raph like a bat with nails?

leo boutta find out just how raphael became a battle nexus champion at the ripe old age of 13/14

@tmntaucompetition

#it's deserved honestly #raph and mikey been carrying this team #he's well past the end of his rope and won't be allowing mikey to get hurt #especially at the disaster twin's hands #mutant manhunt au #rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt coin toss

[cabesswtaer]

this but jerejean

#I know we’ve done this with andreil already #but after reading tsc I feel like it applies to Jean and Jeremy so well #*sob* I love my disaster gay children #aftg #all for the game #the sunshine court #nora sakavic #jean moreau #tsc #jeremy knox #neil josten #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #Jerejean #andreil #tsc spoilers

[sabine-wrenn]

Rangi angrily making Kyoshi noodles right after storming out of the room telling her she's "done with her"

#the shadow of kyoshi #rangshi #finally started reading this again #poor kyoshi having a total breakdown #meanwhile rangi is just cooking noodles with HER OWN firebending since kyoshi hasnt eaten since yesterday 🤣 #and hei-ran 'well she got over that faster than expected' fjdkdkfklskdkdk #they are disasters #i love them so much

[frosteaart]

it's time for more Doe! and this time we're making it double!

[Note: this version of leo uses she/her pronouns, goes by Doe and was created by @sad-leon ]

#tarts&crafts #my art #rottmnt #digital art #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise fanart #rottmnt fanart #tmnt #rise leo #surprise not trans leo #based on a discord conversation lmao #doe beloved #disaster twins #they really wear the team rocket aesthetic well

[tangledinink]

i am now really worried that the second swannie sees the lake, some kind of “i’ve been gone from the lake way to long” protection mode will activate

something like that, anyway.

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#we are definitely in 'ive been gone from the lake way too long' mode #what does that entail? well whos to say #swanatello #asks #anon #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt disaster twins #rottmnt leo #rise donnie #rise donatello #rise disaster twins #rise leo #donniesona #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt comic