#well.. sometimes he tries

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know. 

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite. 

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise. 

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do. 

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough #I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move #He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working #He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it #He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan? #Utterly hilarious #Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :) #Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now: #Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS #He’s trying to do his JOB #Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter #Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou #Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie #She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones #Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan #Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky) #Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL #He’s very tired and would like a nap now

[sunderwight]

aziraphale's avoidance issues, though

like they're similar to but also different from crowley's. because crowley physically tries to avoid things, like let's leave the bookshop when angry, let's suggest going to alpha centauri when the world's in danger, let's drive gabriel out to dartmoor and leave him there, etc

but aziraphale mentally checks out. let's pretend like it's silly to be wary of an amnesiac archangel who has previously threatened us and could regain his memory with no warning, let's fixate on hooking up these two random humans instead of thinking about the very real threats being levied against us by heaven and hell, let's ignore a goon squad of demons right outside the door so we can have our jane austen fantasy ballroom dance, etc

aziraphale is just as prone to running away as crowley does, but like many things with them, he tends to do it internally instead of externally. like yes on the one hand he is a determined optimist, he's not naive he chooses to believe in good things and try to make them happen.

but on the other hand, his approach to a lot of bad stuff is to just sort of not think about it until it's throwing a brick through his window

#good omens #aziraphale #i love him he has my exact same awful approach to shit #like well i don't know how to deal with that so i just won't #and then one day i guess i'll die #sorry bud i know i've tried it but it's no good it only magically works out sometimes because crowley takes care of it instead

[hansama]

I tried to sketch Papyrus in both my art style and @skull-otaku xD

#undertale #papyrus #undertale papyrus #i was going to do a warm-up sketch #i remembered the papyrus tutorial skull-otaku made #so i did paps in both our styles xDDD #this was very spontaneous LOL #anyway the truth is i'm not sure if this really IS my style of drawing paps ASKDLHGLKDHG #I DON'T HAVE ONE?? X'DDD #but at least this is how i draw the head! i think!!!! x'DDDDD #also paps is still not easy for me to draw ==;; #he problem isn't with the head i think but rather with the body??? #Also the mouth sometimes ASDGDJ #idk idk xDDDD #have a drawing of two papses!!! #they're cute! #i don't think i did Skull-otaku's art style justice but i tried my best x'DDD #their whole artstyle is nice i like their sans as well #also this made me realize how wide I draw pap's head in comparison to other artstyles x'DDDD #their paps head is very long/vertical/thin?? XDDDDD #it's really cute

[canisalbus]

Does Machete enjoy the feeling of sleeping on Vasco's chest (like he's doing in that nosebleed in bed one) or does he prefer a pillow

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#pillows are fine and all #but getting to sleep next to and partly on another person is a special treat #and once he gets over the initial deep rooted fear and visceral aversion for physical contact and intimacy #he really starts to crave the feeling of closeness safety and warmth #and Vasco doesn't live with him they're from different cities and sometimes go months without seeing each other #so whenever he has the privilege of getting to share the bed with him he desperately tries to make the most of it #answered #anonymous #in short yes he enjoys snuggling up to him #and few things make Vasco feel as desired and secure in a relationship as physical proximity #so he's 100% into it as well

[sorrelpaws]

is it really an authentic r&m dynamic if it doesn't involve (at least mildly) morally questionable preservation tactics

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #v37 #y4441 #rick and morty ocs #anytime morty asks about his jacked up arm or his face scar rick tries to change the subject #but ermmm sometimes it doesnt work. and sometimes it escalates. and sometimes rick thinks he has to use the mindblower #(in general y4441 is sentimental and keeps trinkets and shit. these memories are like the only exception. he immediatelly clears the device #rick loves morty a lot but hes terrified of retraumatizing him so his solution is to just... avoid any and all discussion of the topic. #morty likes rick. but well its kinda hard to trust him when he keeps dodging questions about his past #also.... y4441s tech is like. Not That Good... so while yes technically mortys memories do get wiped they're not like... Gone Forever #they exist more like a dream/deja vu situation #THEYRE KINDA FUCKED UPPPPP GUYS

[spider-man-2o99]

^^^ #1 most autistic (spider-)man on th whole entire planet earth of all time ever who scampers and skitters and scuttles all about

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #marvel #comics #comic panels #miguel o’hara voice Crawling Noises Crawling Noises Crawling Noises (<- he is actively saying it out loud) #seriously i will never Not be saying it but god im just so obsessed w/ how he Moves hes just a lil freakin GUY bouncin around like a Flea #he is a Very Distinct Character from Peter. but. also. like.. hes also still always Spider-Man. yknow? and i like that abt him a lot. #peter can get away with brute force bcuz peters a POWERHOUSE who holds back most of the time. mig is canonically of a more agile/Jumpy build #and thus whenever he TRIES to brute-force stuff. 9 times out of 10 it Does Not End Well For Him lmao #but Sometimes he gets lucky and Stuff Just Works!! <:) #h

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi: *shows countless times in canon he cares about his students and wants to train them, but a lot of that training is outright skipped for ‘more interesting storyline’

Weirdo’s: nah, Kakashi didn’t teach any of his student’s anything and didn’t care about them at all.

#like god DAMN #Y’all can’t handle an imperfect teach can you? #you can’t handle a character who makes mistakes but genuinly tried his hest #who was thrown into the job even though he did not ask for it #and STILL did his best #‘he doesn’t care about sakura’ #WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE PROTECT HER AND CONTINUE TO SAVE HER IN ALMOST EVERY FIGHT IF HE DIDN’T CARE #‘he didn’t teach sakura anything’ yes the FUCK he did #he taught her chakra control which she obv excelled at #and a jonin level technique that allowed her to avoid being knocked out in the konoha crunch #and allowed her to wake Naruto up as well #‘he only ever tried to push his views on Sasuke’ #no he didn’t #he only told Sasuke to stop seeking revenge when sasuke turned chidori #a move kakashi taught him to face a shinobi with an impenatable defence that WANTED TO KILL PEOPLE #there is a whole year before that where he knows Sasuke’s goal and never once tells him not to seek revenge #and him not being able to connect with Sasuke doesn’t mean his intentions were not genuine #sometimes people simply don’t understand each others trauamas and struggles #even when they desperatly want to #‘he was terrible to naruto’ fucking WHERE #He chose a specific sensei to teach Naruto chakra control #recogbizing it as Naruto’s weakness #and chose a dude who was a jonin specificlly because of his teaching capabilities #as for the fucking time skip #it’s made vary obviouse even before the team splits that Kakashi and all the other Jonin are on missions constantly #that’s the whole reason Shikamaru and a bunch of genin were sent after sasuke #instead of you know #FUCKING JONIN #None of the jonin were available #they were all on missions

[damianito]

"The Shikanoin twins? They're one of the kindest people you'll ever meet, but don't let that fool you into thinking they are weak, I heard that they can easily bring the storms of the seas onto the land."

#♡ #Fanart #artist on tumblr #Genshin Impact #原神 #Kazuhei #Heikazu #Shikanoin Shun #Shikanoin Shion #The Shikanoin twins #They are ready to be a menace #They help around. Neither wanting to be part of the commission #Shion is mostly seen around inazuma on his boat while Shun is just waking around the grand Narukami Shrine #You can sometimes catch them walking around together but they mostly go on their own ways #Unless there is a big enemy then they always team up #Shion loves to go on trips with the Crux when they arrive to Inazuma but he mostly like to stay on his homeland #They both sword masters as well #Shun can use both of his hands but he mostly just use his left hand #When shit gets real that's when he use his right #Shion on the other hand tries to always use sword but sometimes he goes -fuck it- & use his own fist #what happened on Shun eye? I dont have a full idea on it BUT it was cause him to have a vision #First electro that isn't a puppy or a lesbian #I do know Shion got his when he was on a boat with people on a storm & with it he was able to save everyone from drowning & getting back saf

[gammija]

today's ep is fun ([Fondly] "Yes, Martin, you are my reason,") but im gonna take the time to complain about something minor from years ago, because when else will I get the opportunity?

occasionally people made (make? ive blocked most people who were hardcore about it so idk if they're still on it) posts arguing that Martin is a terrible boyfriend and person and Jon deserves better, and they always cite this part:

to say 'wow, how can Martin say that when he himself isn't very open either, the hypocrite!'

but if we remove the poorly edited out text, and look at the quote in its actual context...

Martin didn't just decide, 'hey, lets chide Jon on his emotional openness today'. Jon literally just read Martin's mind to know what he was thinking about - it's not dwelled on for too long, but imagine for a moment how fucking invasive that really is. compared to that, yeah, Jon doesn't share as much!

which isn't to say that he always should share everything and it's Jon's ''fault'' if he doesn't immediately tell Martin how he's feeling at every moment. just that, you know, communication has to come from both sides. so i think it was more than fair for Martin to express his concern about the imbalance, if Jon would have continued to just know what was in Martin's thoughts and feelings

#but he stopped! because they're actually doing quite well for the beginnings of a relationship during the apocalypse #Martin isn't perfect. not by a looong shot #mostly: being a bit insensitive to other people's feelings #i guess it's cause they're bfs now? and martin put up a good front about being a nice and caring guy #but actually.... he tries rlly hard but he iiisn't actually that good at the emotional stuff? #which is why he just hands out tea when something bad happened. maybe a little white lie #and sometimes that helps #but sometimes it doesn't #anyways. #tma #a mag a day #martin #beloved 💜💜💜 #people were so psyched when he's a bit of a bitch until those traits don't immediately melt away in the light of Jon's Jon-ness #ANYWAYS. i should shut up. before i restart this damned discourse #tma s5 #mag167

[kreachvera]

my son he has 73 diseases and turned evil .

pwab au zappa. pwabba if you will

#the circumstances of the ghosts stays the same in dis au #i think that his thought progression on Oh God Why Is This Happening To Me stayed the same as well #but instead of seeking out just Faust #he tries to find anyone who can understand this and help him #ofc he did this canonly as well but to various superstition from the results #so!!! #cue: an experienced doctor with 10(+?) years of paranormal research under his belt #crow at least has like. scientce to explain it #even if he’s totes wrong about some parts of S-Ko (looks at the PEAB entry that calls her a mental parasite) #but ah well. #ofc crow would have to be less of a freak. or else we get a repeat of her interaction with zappa in his route. erm…. #crow if he was actually helpful would be soooo beneficial to . everyone….. oh well there are other doctors #(love u faust) #anyways this isn’t an au on what i think should’ve happened or whatnot. just a fun what if #…..and me being mentally ill.. #also.. head/chief of paranormal operations has a pretty sick ring to it #again. not 100% happy on this design. might rework it sometime #he’s cute though. i can stuff him into a sock #and smash him on the floor #smiles #guilty gear #zappa guilty gear #s ko guilty gear #crow kuruwaba #robdesigns #robart #thoughtz #ignore that ive forgotten the zippers on his sleeves for like. all the images. they’re there #whimpers

[hostilemuppet]

wild how a woman can be the protagonist of the majority of the movies and television shows in a franchise and then just get shunted to the side, often without malice, by people who consider themselves fans of the property. i'm talking about poppy but this is a wider problem of insidious fandom misogyny.

i talk a lot about fandom misogyny and male favouritism but it is... so much more egregious in trolls bc of how the protagonist is a woman and the franchise seems mostly targeted to little girls. its like if the mlp fandom zeroed in on, like, raritys dad. or shining armour. or fluttershys brother

#ask #like. obviously my faves to draw rn are both dudes. i feel very bad about it actually! i feel like i am betraying my core beliefs! #but im. yknow. acknowledging it. i could definitely do more with the female characters! #its one of the reasons i tried REALLY hard to like b4rb on my rewatch! unfortunately. i do not think she was a well written antagonist #they tried to make her sympathetic but just said 'oh shes sad sometimes' #they did something similar with v3n33r and i also think he as a load of shit 😭 at least your sister owned it dumbass

[scintillyyy]

honestly, though. sometimes when the drakes are discussed it does seem a little "oh, they never would never do <insert terrible fanon trait here>, they just <insert a different trait they....also never really did and is actually kind of contradicted by canon? here>"

#honestly i'm usually fairly forgiving about the second because i'm sure i'm guilty of it too lmao #and it's also like. that's usually more of personal intepretation/reading thing which should have different viewpoints #variety is the spice of life and all #& i like defending the drakes AND talking about how they failed #but sometimes the thing that is confidently stated they do instead is something canon directly contradicts. #they never would force feed him something he's allergic to #they would just have super strict expectations of his behavior & not be affectionate #meanwhile the expectations are limited to don't wear a t-shirt to a wedding rehearsal and jack is shown hugging tim like every 5 issues #(and janet is dead and can have no expectations but the only time we see her she's like “you can be whatever you want to be sweetie :)”) #and they are shown having a very iconic outing with him and they treat him nice & want him to have a good time & are very loving #i too want to swing the pendulum the other way but that second one does apply to both good and bad traits lmao #“jack was just trying to get close to his son” well. no he really wasn't. #or “jack never cared about his son & never tried to listen to him” well that's not exactly true either #god i love them. my polarizing flawed family.

[imagionary]

Unhinged Graham for someone on Twitter

(He hates Zak; AU stuff, as per usual)

#Graham is constantly on the verge of losing his mind in our AU #He tries his hardest to keep himself under control #but it doesn't really work too well and he ends up having psychotic breakdowns #he's not that bad of a guy once tou get to know him and he can actually be quite sweet and a charm #he's got something going on mentally he knows and he struggles with it so badly sometimes but he's so greatful Flint loves him nonetheless #Graham HATES Zak he wants him to explode #but it's probably because; although he doesn't realize it; he just hates how Zak is only 25 and has already signed his life away #now he needs to watch someone who reminds him of himself go down the same path of monotonous boredom and insanity that he has #life is a circle #ttcc #imagionary rambles #toontown corporate clash #toontown: corporate clash #toontown #graham ness payser #pacesetter #alpha pup #zak blazer #ttcc au #ttcc oc #sorry for writing so much in here #I love Graham and he's trying his best

[tinukis]

crocodile being luffy's dad would also just fit luffy's insane family tree just sayin

#tin talks #crocodad #wouldnt even be the first time a family member tried killing luffy 😭 #like if crocodad theory was true i dont think it'd faze luffy that much bc of how used to it he was as a kid 💀 #'my brother before he was even my brother tried to kill me multiple times and then my other brother before he was my other brother also want #ed to kill me. so i think you also being my dad checks out even if you didnt know before!' #and also crocodile leaving luffy sometime after his birth goes into the theme of everyone he knows/loves leaving him 🥲 #i havent slept im going insane #well i slept for at least 2 hrs but afterwards i made no attempt #to sleep so uhhh thumbs up!

[fisheito]

#1 nurse on the way!!!!!!

#that's a gif *points* #GIMME DAT GRASS #my 2nd ever garu SSR is treating me very well gotta say #these intimacy rooms are giving me some delightful backstory and i love him more for it #idk sometimes i worried about garu being too childish and i was like.... pls no.... i wish for no extra caretaking responsibilities...... #that's a grownass wolf who's been out in the world on his own #to uwushotatrope-ify the muscley wolfboy is to do me a great disservice and thus it cannot be so (pretty pretty pleas) #so to see him.... taking care... uno reversing eiden #so cute. so precious. so sad but also he is so good and is coping very well #all things considered...... #even had flashbacks to when blade was taking care of eiden in the story #BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS GARU'S COOKING IS PALATABLE 🤣 #garu karu and yakumo on the “will threaten eiden into getting back into bed if he tries to move while sick” team together #actually. who WOULDN'T be on that team? #starts counting on my fingers #edmond's on that team... olivine too.... hmmmmm........ #karu

[just-a-little-bit-of-sugar]

She was the first face that his face saw. She was his friend, and his companion, and they were his companions, and his friends. They were his family. His home, as much as he had a home that wasn't the TARDIS. They were his in-laws and they were at his wedding and he was at theirs. They always set him a place at the table for Christmas. He was her imaginary friend, her Ragedy Man, and hers was the first face that his face saw.

#he doesnt forget them. any of them. #well except. for the one that he did. but not by choice #but sometimes i think he really tries to #because it hurts to remember #but hes married to their daughter #who hes already seen to her death #and he looks at her and has to remember Amy and Rory as well #and has to know that theyre gone #that he lost them #and that he's already lost River too #just. god #the feels #doctor who #amelia pond #rory williams #nuwho #new who #river song #eleventh doctor #matt smith