#welp whatcha gonna do

[luffyrose]

We're back with another dc x dp, coming to you this time on my phone while hang in off the back of my couch. Is blood rushing to my head? Yes.

Either way, I had a random thought about how personally as a child, I was a little monkey, like if my parents had actually had the thought to put me in gymnastics I would probably be a menace to society. And so my thought was, what if Danny was like that too?

Danny had always been very hyper, like, bounce of the walls, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FRIDGE-" kind of hyper. When he started to climb, hang, flip, and just about break something just to have some fun, Jazz finally tried to get their parents to sign him up for gymnastics.

They didn't.

Both had been very happy at the idea, but when it came down to it, they just forgot. And one time without actually paying attention to the two, said gymnastics was for girls, ultimately shattering Danny's budding hobby. Jazz of course didn't just let that dream go, instead finding anything she could to let him learn on his own, at the very least, she made sure he was capable enough to pick it up in his teenage years should he finally get a chance to take classes.

That didn't end up happened either.

He'd died, become Phantom, accidentally become Crown Prince of the Infinite realms, and now had to deal with superheroes realizing that something was up in Amity. More specifically, a credible news reporter finally came to the town and settled the real or not debate in one swift "WTF IS THAT-" upon seeing a giant robot hunter thing(it was Skulker).

Along with all that, his parents, or more specifically his mother, was finally noticing something was wrong. Almost two years after he died, she finally took a second to look at him, and was disturbed. So Danny, being optimistic as he can be, tries to tell them, which goes horribly wrong and ends in a lab explosion and Danny 'stuck' in the Ghost Zone. Really Jazz blew the portal up after reaching her own breaking point and immediately called CPS on her parents since Danny was never gonna come back to them.

Danny all ouchy, there goes my parents because the two destroyed their blood bond by intentionally aiming to harm him instead of the weird loophole they'd been in before. Clockwork being Clockwork yeets him over to Gotham, giving Jazz a note about it.

Over in Gotham, he's actually thrown right from a portal in the aky hurdling down toward one of the city's rogues. Whoever it is, the Batfam are like "wtf-" at the clearly confused child that suspiciously looks like they're one of the Waynes, and so they just take him back. Doesn't help that they're worried since he just got thrown from who knows where and definitely did not take that fall well- also doesn't help that he's clearly bleeding and severely injured.

Danny, after Alfred forces him to rest from injuries, is so hyper. His hyperness had gone into his vigilantism, so now with nothing to deter it, he was going crazy and he felt so stiff.

Cue one of the sibkings walking in to find the kid hanging dangerously off something and just going "hi". Dick has a new favorite(not really he still loves all his siblings the same...maybe Damian and new kid are a smidge higher, but they're younger so it doesn't count).

When he takes the kid to the gym in their house, he is literally running around and getting onto everything. Now Dick has accidentally acquired little acrobatic brother that he's determined to help out with getting better.

Best part, Danny doesn't even realize the others are like "welp he's family now" and is just thinking they're very nice for being rich. He doesn't trust Bruce too much though, sure rich people's mids could be chill(take Sam for example) but parents themselves were iffy.

No one knows how to react to the truth bombs he randomly drops without even realizing it either.

Dick, watching Danny haning upside down from a bar for the last like 10 minutes: whatcha doin buddy?

Danny: thinking about my parents.

Damian, who's also been watching the whole tome but would never admit it: Your parents?

Danny, yeeting himself off the bar with no sense of self preservation: yeah, they told me they'd sign me up for gymnastics. Never did. Claimed it was only for girls. Although I think that was the same day our oven came alive on accident and almost set me on fire so...they were pretty distracted.

Dick, staring in actual horror for many reasons: What?!

Damian, also horrified but not showing it as much: Your oven came alive...?

Danny, who still isn't paying attention and already having forgotten what he said: how do you do that thing you showed me earlier?

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #ghost king danny #danny fenton #dc comics #dick grayson #damian wayne #jazz fenton #batfamily #batfam

[twisted-lover-boys]

Getting caught on Beans Day! (Monster edition)

{not proof-read}

It’s implied that the reader is on opposite teams so have fun with that! I tried to go simple because, if I didn’t, I would’ve absolutely gone ham and it would’ve taken me forever.

And yes, I made the text monster/farmer colored you’re welcome lol—

[Farmer edition] -> Right here!

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God you hated this. It’s was enough that you were opposite teams from your boyfriend Jamil, it was another to be completely ghosted by your teams mates! This sucked!

Every crunch of the leaves underneath you, every chirp of the birds from the trees kept you on edge. You’d have no idea where the vice dorm head was and you wouldn’t know until it was too late

And speak of it, you suddenly found yourself under a monster net. Your weapon and beans were thrown away from you as you were trapped. Welp, it was nice while it lasted

You had all but accepted your fate while you heard an all too familiar laugh. You look up and, lo and behold, your boyfriend Jamil stood above you. Yeah, it was nice while it lasted

“It seems I caught myself a little snake.” He teased. “Yeah? Well, whatcha gonna do with me?” He laughed and released the net. “Since I love you, I’ll give you a 5 second head start, little snake.” You had barely gotten up before he started counting

You bolted, only being able to grab your gun and maybe like 2 pieces of ammo. You didn’t bother to look back since you knew Jamil would be right behind you. Oh, you were so getting him back afterwards!

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It was one thing to be be alone in a monster heavy area, it was another to know that amongst their ranks was your wolf boyfriend Jack. If you knew him, he’d immediately start seeking you out once he was ready

Luckily, that moment had yet to come…key word being yet. You had taken out a bunch of monsters and were plentiful in ammo but the tables could easily be turned by your competitive partner

You were so lost in thought that you didn’t hear the trees rustling above you until you were slammed against the trunk of one, your weapon and ammo falling away from you. You looked up and were met with the animalistic eyes of your aforementioned partner

“Sorry, love. I didn’t hurt you did I?” Forgetting that you were on opposite teams, you nodded. “Yeah, I’m fine.” Then, he smirked. Uh oh. “Good, because now I don’t intend on being soft with you.” He stepped back before stretching and counting. You knew exactly what that meant

You grabbed whatever you could and ran. You knew you couldn’t outrun him, but you sure could try. Man, what a delusion. You’d have to make a plan to get back at him soon

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What your luck. If only Rook was on your team, maybe the you’d have better luck at winning but nOoO, he just HAD to be on the monster team. What great luck!

Your boyfriend was a master hunter and you knew it. He could show up around any corner or he could be watching you right now and you wouldn’t know! It freaked you out! Like, you love him but you wanna win!

Every sound you heard left you on edge but nothing could have prepared you for the whizzing of a net coming from above you. You launched your weapon and ammo away from shock. You knew who caught you from the laugh you’ve come to love

“There you are, mon amour! I was hoping to find you.” Rook said gleefully. “Well, you did. So, gonna tag me out now?” You taunted. The hunter could feel your sour mood but he hoped his little activity would make you feel better. Spoiler, it wouldn’t

He released the net before leaning in close to you, his lips against your ear. “Run.” And with that, you bolted. You knew this would happen, you really did! And yet the actual thing gave you an adrenaline burst. Oh you are so getting payback afterwards

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You knew your boyfriend Azul wasn’t the most fit, yet you also knew that he was a tactical genius. There’s no way he already hadn’t come up with a scheme to take out at least half of the farmer team

The only thing you really could do was stay on your toes and that’s exactly what you did, watching out for traps and random groups of monsters. You did very well…for a while

You weren’t paying attention as you stepped on a net. You only noticed when you were pulled upwards and constricted, you ammo and weapon falling beneath you. As much as you loved the cephalopod, you wanted to punch him right now

“There you are dearest! I was hoping to run into you.” Although his words sounded happy, his tone was more akin to teasing. He had the upper hand and made sure you knew. You sighed. “Alright ‘Zul, you win. Happy?” The man only tsked and released the net

“I’m not a fan of an easy win. I’ll give you 5 seconds to run as far as you can before I bean blast you. Oh! And remember, my blaster has a very far range~” That was all the warning you got before you bolted. He literally thought of everything. You just hoped the tweels would do you justice. And if not? Well, guess you’d better write up some payback plans

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#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland x male reader #twst x male reader #octavinelle #savanaclaw #scarabia #pomefiore #jack howl #jack howl x gn reader #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto x gn reader #jamil viper #jamil viper x gn reader #rook hunt #rook hunt x gn reader

[nitpickrider]

Gotta love an epic 1950s space opera that can end on the lesson of "welp, looks like the criminal here was cross cultural confusion. Whatcha gonna do? We're insured anyway." Action Comics 199

#dc #dcu #dc comics #dc universe #superhero #comics #tommy tomorrow

[slamminslamminmcgill]

*me convincing you, like how a jester would entertain a king, into writing more boypussy insert fics about any hot dilf in your roster* “how is thou feeling now sire?!”

im feeling like i wanna get fucked in the ass so you’re getting joel and butt stuff have fun

warnings: anal, rimming, dp, ass to pussy (do not try this at home), toys, ass to mouth, poppers, daddy kink

anatomical terms: cunt/pussy

joel miller is an absolute buttslut

HOWEVER

only as a top. he will take any chance he gets to take his partners ass: with his tongue as it’s slipping and sliding all up and down your dripping slit, with his thumb as he takes your cunt doggystyle, or even with his own cock busting you open for him

but he will never let you reciprocate. you can beg all you like,

“man, it’s not fair, this is bullshit. how come you can play with my ass but i can’t play with yours?”

“because i’m a top and you’re a needy little cocksocket.”

welp. can’t argue with that. the more you tease him about it, though, the more time he thinks it over. he doesn’t like rewarding brats, but eventually he gives.

“y’know what? fine. you got five minutes. make ‘em count, cause y’aint touchin’ my ass again.”

that turns out to be a lie bc uh oh surprise surprise it feels good

and from then on he loves it and will take the initiative.

you’ll be on your knees getting throatfucked by him and then he rips you off, spins around, and shoves your face in his ass with no warning. you try to push back bc you’re caught off guard, and he says,

“what? ain’t this whatcha wanted, boy? you’d been begging me all this time to lick my ass. well, now i’m givin’ it to ya. c’mon, whore. do your job. stick your tongue up my ass.”

you start licking, lapping at his rim like a dog, and he lets out a rich gravelly, rumbly moan from deep in his chest

“yeeaaahhh, that’s it… good boy… oh, you dirty fuckin’ bitch…”

pegging him is still a bridge too far for him. BUT i think he’ll let you try out beads/plugs on him. also fingering him during a blowjob will have him going crazy.

i know in my heart that this man is PACKING meat. DISRESPECTFULLY hung. which means getting him in your ass can be a bit of an ordeal. but, being the caring, attentive guy he is, he’ll take his sweet time prepping you. he works you open with his fingers (or maybe a plug) and lots of lube. you’re Very slippery once it’s go time. still, though, it’s gonna be tough to get him in.

he hands you a bottle of poppers and tells you,

“take as much as you need, pumpkin. it’ll help open you up for me.”

once you huff enough, he’ll ask, “ready?”. you nod, and he starts pushing in. you wince, naturally, but he’s there to talk you through it.

“i know. i know, baby. it’s okay. you can take it. you can take it… let daddy in, yeah, there you go… look at you, you’re takin’ it so good. daddy’s so proud of you, little guy.”

he’ll start slowly, letting you adjust to the feeling of him in your ass, and once you relax enough, maybe after a few more popper hits, he’ll really get going. he’ll spank you, shove a few fingers in your pussy for some dp action, the works.

sometimes just for shits and giggles, he’ll pull out, spin you around, slap your face with his cock, and say,

“clean your ass off my cock, slut.”

because he has to use a lot of lube on you, you’re VERY slippery. it’s entirely possible that he’ll slip into your pussy on accident. you yelp, and he stops immediately.

“shit. sorry, darlin’. should i-?”

you know it’s bad. you know better. but, fuck, your cunt is clinging to him, crying for some of the attention that your ass has been getting… fuck it.

“i-it’s fine! it’s fine, just-… just keep going, please!”

having been given the greenlight, he’ll just switch back and forth. one thrust in your pussy, then your ass, then your pussy, so on and so forth. it’s wrong. it’s nasty. you know you shouldn’t be doing it, but fuck, your head is swimming in pleasure, both holes a sloppy mess as you cum all over yourself over and over. whatever. you’ll just take some cranberry pills and hope tomorrow doesn’t bite you in the ass.

joel WILL finish in your ass. that’s non-negotiable. if you let him in your ass he’s GOING to breed it. he may also plug his load in you and have you sleep with it in. or go about the rest of your day depending on what time it is.

once he’s done though, he’s hugging you tight and stroking your hair. aftercare god.

“good boy… did so good for daddy… ‘m so proud, baby…”

eventually you have to nudge him off so you can go pee (it’s called harm reduction 😌) but when you’re done you settle back into his arms and it’s like you never left 🖤

#anon #ask #joel miller #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #joel miller imagine #joel miller headcanon #tlou #tlou x reader #tlou smut #the last of us #the last of us smut #the last of us x reader

[cherry-poppins]

Sweet Tooth - Fell!Sans x Reader

Roses are red 

My feelings be true 

I don't do poetry...

Screw you <3

Digging through the Underground's garbage dump was one of your favourite pass times. You usually went once a  week as by that time there was usually new stuff. New books, clothes, a bike with a missing wheel, tinned food if you were lucky and.... oh, what's this?

"Omg no way!!" you squeal in excitement, quickly giving it a sniff test to see if it was still good. BINGO!! Shoving it and a few other items in your bag you were quick to depart the garbage dump.

 You run through the waterfall, passing monsters, having to give a rushed apologies as you nearly run into a few. "Sorry!!" 

Unfortunately you do end up bumping into a monster, one who was comically tall and smelled particularly fishy. "Oof... Oh hey Undyne!" You grinned up at her only to be gently shoved back.

"Nice to see ya to kid but next time watch where ya going next time, will ya?" She sassed as she crossed her arms. 

"Heh, sorry about that. Guess i kinda got carried away... Speaking off i'd love to talk but I'm kinda in a hurry"

"Ha ya think? Welp i'll let you get back to whatever, go get'em kid" Undyne quipped as she threw you a toothy grin. 

"Will do, Cya Undyne!!" You yelled as you past her, picking up you pace but with more awareness or your surroundings. 

Shivering as the sudden change of temperature as you enter the forever winter of Snowdin. You slow down your pace, putting on your thick jacket that was tied around your waist. Your first thought was that he was at Grillby's. Only to be left disappointed as soon as you open the door, the jingle of the bell mocking you. 

"Damn, i swore that he's be here... The one time he's not." You whine, only to spot Papyrus in the far corner. Surely he's know. 

"Hey Papyrus!!" You call out as you made your way to him, giving him a quick wave. 

"HUMAN, WHAT BRINGS YOUR PRESENCE HERE? HERE TO SEE THE MAGNIFICENT PAPYRUS MWAH HAW HAW HAW!" 

"Unfortunately not today. I was actually looking for Sans, have you seen him?" You asked 

"I HAVE ACTUALLY, HE'S AT OUT HOUSE. YET I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D THINK HE'D BE HERE, HE COMES HERE SO OFTEN YOU'D THINK HE'S LIVE HERE MWAH HAW HAW HAW!" Papyrus laughed at his own joke, followed by your own chuckle of encouragement. 

"Heh, nice one. Thanks for the help, cya around" You waved goodbye as you left the establishment. 

You run towards the skeletons (plus yours) house, barging down the door. "SANSSS!!!" You yelled out, knowing this was the fastest way to get to him rather than looking through the whole house. 

The poor, unknowing skeleton quickly teleports to your side looking around anxiously. "Yo where's the fire?! Are you hurt, what's going o-" Before he could continue, or for you to give an explanation your excitement gets the better of you and you tackle him to the ground with a hug.

"Oi get off ya crazy human" He shoved you off, only to give you a soft punch to the shoulder. "Don't scare me like that, thought you were dyin' or somethin'"  Sans huffed, not bothering to get up off of the floor. 

"Sorry Sans, didn't mean to frighten ya. totally could've handled that better. Anyways you're never gonna believe what I found at the garbage dump of us." You beamed as you pulled yourself up to sit your back up against the couch, sans soon to follow. 

He raised an eyebrow at first before giving a grin, ruffling the top of your head. "Us?....Damn a gift? All is forgiven sweetheart, now whatcha' find" Sans asked as you dug through your bag. 

You pull out the slight smooshed but totally edible box of chocolates. "Look!! This is such a good find, and they're still good, must've been thrown down recently. Eeee i haven't had chocolate in so long and as far as i aware you haven't even tried it" You grinned as you held the box out in front of you. 

San's look completely shifted, snatching the box out from your hands analysing it and giving it a quick sniff. "Holy shit, how the- Yeah i've chocolate, when i was a lil baby bones but man that was... fucking years ago. This is like- and don't tell anyone this cause it's cringy af, but like my absolute favourite." He gushed excitedly. 

"Really me too and there's different flavours too, see" You flip the box in his hands and show him the varieties. "See there's you average milk chocolate, can't go wrong with that, then you got the stuff that has caramel. Hazelnut, mind flavour which people will dbeta whether or not it taste good. Dark chocolate, mocha, strawberry. Ooo and white chocolate, which fun fact arguable isn't chocolate as it isn't made with cocoa solids, only cocoa butter. Nice right" You chuckled, only to see the look on his face faltered. 

"Huh I didn't know chocolate had flavours, I've only had the regular shit ya know." he gave a nervous laugh before changing the topic. Huh what's a valentines chocolate, does it make it special from the other chocolate?" He asked, pointing to the front of the box. 

"Valentines box of chocolates- Oh No, no. It's just marketing, once every year, i believe mid February theres a day called valentines day. Which basically people would give chocolate and roses to another as a token of their affection, it's a custom usually done by lovers yet it can be done in a platonic sense." You clarified. Guess they didn't have valentines day here, nor books about it. 

"Oh, a day dedicated to love? Ew that's disgusting, at least they have chocolate on this day haha" Sans joked, giving you a little nudge.

 Knowing he was shy about that kinda stuff made you giggle to yourself. Especially since he didn't know that you knew. "Actually the price of chocolate and roses usually goes up on that day, which is kinda inconvenient but that's the economy i guess."

"What?! That's an absolute outrage, fucking valentines day making over priced chocolate." Sans barked, flipping off the concept of Valentines day. 

You laughed as San's antics. "Well I guess it still tastes good, tell ya what i'll let'cha have the first piece" 

"Damn no way.. for real life?" He questioned. 

" Knock ya self out big guy" after that he wasted no time opening up the box. Yet the decision of actually picking a flavour stumped him. 

He had to look which flavours was which about five times before he made a decision. "Milk chocolate, it's a safe option since i already know that i like it" He reasoned. 

"Huh good logic. Can't go wrong with classics" you shrugged, waiting for him to try it. 

Before he took he piece and ate it he turns to you. "What's your favourite"

"mine? hmm, i don't think i really have one. but going with your logic i'd say white chocolate as i know that i really like it." You answered. 

"well then here you go" He holds out the box out for you to take your piece. 

You give him a smile and a thanks as you take it. Which Sans then takes his piece soon after holding it out to you.  "Happy valentines day" 

You couldn't help but burst into laughter soon regretting it after." Ahahah, What?"

Sans instantly freaks outs, and is quick to defend and explain. "Nah it's not like that, think about it, if these have been dumped recently then its only safe to assume that the valentine's day is today... give or take a few days i dunno. Besides you said that shit could be platonic.... well we're friends are we not.." He looked away, his anxieties filling his soul. 

You let out a soft little "oh" as it began to click for you. "I love you too Sans" You nudge your piece of chocolate with his, leaving smudges on eachothers "Cheers" You grin at the shy skeleton before you popped the chocolate in your mouth, letting it melt in your mouth

Sans is quick to look at you. Observe the look on your face and demeanour. Only to let out the breath he didn't know he was holding. "Heh yeah whatever sweetheart, cheers" He chuckled before, eating his own chocolate, licking the tips of his phalanges which was covered in melted chocolate. 

love ya too

Authors Notes: Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! Givin' a special shout out to the Aces, Aros, Aplatonics, and anyone who is a mix of these! And if you are loveless this year, so am i , so let's cheers to that! Love comes in all different forms, so tell your friends how much you appreciate them or call your mother, I dunno. And keep in mind that even if you don't experience attraction or love, you still matter and are valued. <3

When chocolates and roses go on sale, don't forget to enjoy!! (And if you can't eat chocolate and don't like roses then please accept these 🍫🍬💐🌼)

#fell sans #underfell sans #underfell #underfell papyrus #fell papyrus #underfell undyne #fell undyne #underfell sans x reader #sans x reader #fell sans x reader #uf sans #x reader #<3 #underfell oneshot

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

My thoughts on Episode 5

I have a bad feeling about this

Sylvie is so pretty I wanna kiss her

Bea is so pretty I wanna kiss her

JETSKIS!!!

Slippy dippy

SON

UH OH

as the world caves in~

Why is there no music

LIGHT

heavy breathing boi

Where is he

Loki? Where?

Wait is he just still there

Where is everyone else?!

Welp

Why?

Call out for the hubby, that’ll solve everything.

TIMESLIPPING

haha NO NO NO

the noises 

Slutty Tom

Slutty hair flip

This is confusing 

I don’t like the quiet

WHY IS HE SEEING HIMSELF

h e l l o

OH FUCK ITS ALL SPAGHETTI

NGEH-

oh this is bad

Prison? Why?

Casey?!

CASEY!!!

What crimes have you committed 

Alcatraz!!! 

Dude the bay waters will give you hypothermia

This is literally common sense

WHATS A FISH

oh great

Frank…?

Why is Casey so mean?

Mickey D’s

Oh no

The time theater

LOKIUS VIBES

BEA!!!

She’s so sweet I wanna marry her

OH JEEZ

JETSKI MOBIUS!!!

DON?

SON!!!

2022?! 

EHEHE WHOOOOOO

SINGLE DAD I KNEW IT

TWO SONS?!

son…?

SON!!!

oh sweetie

Sweetheart… I’ll read your book!

I like sci-fi!

Oh… it’s beautiful!

SHIT-

Oh shit

AWWW SWEETHEART

I would read the hell out of those books

HES A WRITER LIKE ME!

DOOMED

I love him so much

He’s so smart

Evolving…

With science, it’s all what and how. with fiction, it’s why. I’ll remember that.

Same, Loki

He’s trying

S c i e n c e

WHYD HE SCREAM LIKE THAT IM GONNA CRY

HE IS SO RELATABLE

Smartie pants

Handbook?

Oohoho

He’s so real

THATS SUCH A PROBLEM

where are we now?

MOBIUS!

His kids are so cute

Lokius Lokius Lokius Lokius Lokius 

This is adorable I want Mobius as a dad

Form and function!

Not the real name babe

AHAHA

WIFE LEFT YOU-

aww he’s so gentle

Eeeeee-

OB IS TRYING

your boys will be okay, baby.

HES ABOUT TO CRY

OH SWEETHEART

oh Loki just help your husband

Casey is clinically insane but alrighty

The way the camera shifted… 

Manifesting canon Lokius up in this bitch

BEA!

Oh shit Sylvie 

OH SHIT SPAGHETTI

WHAT

SHE KNOWS

OH SHIT

get in the car

TANK TOP SYLVIE

oh god I’m going to- I’m not gonna say that

Loki focusing on Mobius is absolutely bi

Oh she said “bitch yeah I’m selfish what of it” 

SHES SPITTING FACTS

what does he really want

WHAT DO YOU WANT

AND???

OH MY GOD LONELINESS

HELP ME 

Oh Loki sweetheart

Stay with Mobius!

Oh fuck

Mobius talking about his passion is so fucking cute

Bea! What’s your name!

Oh no this is hurting me

Whatcha got for us, Lyle?

That’s what music does honey.

Oh this is making me very… how do I say this without sounding like an absolute freak

Oh Sylvie I can’t even

I’m adding this to my playlist

Spaghetti!!!

Oh no

She’s just so chill about this how-

SHE HAS A TEMPORAL RING!!!

Oh sad boi

We have all the pens! The mug!

…FRANK!

oh he didn’t?

Oh whoops

IF I HAVE TO WATCH MOBIUS BECOME SPAGHETTI I WILL-

No no no

NO-!

BEA!!

SYLVIE!!!

MY WIVES! MY DAD! MY SON! THEYRE GONE!

oh good I’m going to cry

Oh thank god

You controlled the timeslipping!!!

It’s about.. how?

ITS ABOUT WHO

EPIC MUSIC

OH MY GOD WERE BACK

WAIT WHAT

WHY DID IT END SO FAST?!

#loki #loki season 2 #loki series #loki laufeyson #marvel #loki odinson #loki x mobius #mobius m mobius #lokius #mobius #loki ouroboros #ouroboros #loki spoilers #ouroboros speaks #brad wolfe #ouroboros answers

[magicalbarau]

Welp whatcha gonna do now cuphead 🕺

Part 6 sort of? Asks and art reqs open!!!

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#cuphead #ask blog #cuphead oc #dont deal with the devil #ask them #ask away #ask my ocs #ask them anything #bar cups ask blog #ask #magical bar au ask blog #magical bar au #mb!cuphead #mb!mugman #asks open #cddwtd oc #cddwtd

[scarisd3ad]

Hi, I was wondering if you could write a fluff and a little bit of angst Robin x fem! Reader. Maybe she friends with the og group and through Steve meets Robin. And as a bisexual she falls for her but Robin thinks she likes Steve so she’s all angsty till it gets resolved.

Also pride month starts in like 1 minute for me so HAPPY PRIDE <3

It took me so long to get to these so sorry

You like me? Robin Buckley x f! Reader

Steve and I were best friends, we had gone through everything together from the nancy break up to the demo dogs. But Steve and I, we were ONLY friends. The downsides of growing up in a small town is that everyone knows everything. so when Steve and I got so close when I was in freshman year everyone assumed we were dating. That rumor spread like a virus and even now three years later everyone assumed Steve and I were dating. That hurt my love life extremely, no matter what every girl and boy thought I was cheating on steve if I even tried to go on a date.

The dating rumor hurt me even more now during the summer of ‘85. Steve had gotten a job at scoops ahoy in the new starcourt mall. The first day I walked in to visit Steve I was absolutely smitten. A girl with short dirty blonde hair and freckles stood at the counter.

I had turned the corner towards scoops ahoy, I had about five bags in my hand. This was the first time I was coming to visit Steve during his shift. My eyes widened and my cheeks burned as I saw the most beautiful girl I had ever seen standing across the counter. She had short dirty blonde hair and freckles. I hadn’t even known I liked girls until I saw her. I walked slowly up to the counter and she smiled softly towards me.

“Hi welcome to scoops ahoy how may I help you?”

My eyes widened as I realized I had to talk to her. “I..um..I’m…is Steve here?” I stuttered out. She chuckled “dingus! Someone’s here to see you!” She shouted as she pushed through the door that I assumed led to the back. After a few minutes Steve ran out “y/n!” He shouted happily as he ran up to and hugged me. “Hi!” I giggled out as I dropped all my bags to wrap my arms around his neck.

I looked past his shoulder to see the girl standing there a disappointed frown on her face. “Oh that’s Robin..” he whispered. “She cool” I mumbled back. “No she’s not” Steve said as he let go of me. Steve walked back behind the counter and I grabbed my bags and sat the down on one of the booths. “Robin this is y/n. Y/n this is Robin” he said gesturing to both of us. “It’s nice to meet you” I said quietly as I held my hand out. She slowly shook my hand her cheeks turning a bright pink. “It’s nice to meet you too” she laughed.

From that day on I came every single day. Not just to see my best friend but to see her. Robin. Every day I’d come in get a strawberry cone, and try to talk to Robin. But it almost always ended up with me sitting in one of the booths trying to conceal my embarrassment. Every time I’d try to talk to her I’d stutter over my words or just say something stupid. I was absolutely in love with this girl I had just met.

Some how during the two weeks I’d been coming in, Steve had realized i had a crush on Robin. He had come up with this elaborate plan to get us together.

“Hey you know robin, she’s pretty cool you know maybe you should talk to her”

“I already talk to her” I laughed as I licked at my strawberry ice cream. “Yeah but maybe you could talk to her without I don’t know stuttering..and maybe yo could make eye contact once in awhile” he laughed as he wrapped his arm around my shoulder. My eyes widened and I covered my face with my hand. “Come on…I know you like her just talk to her.”

I shook my head “nope..nope not gonna happen.”

He rolled his eyes and shouted “hey rob..can you come over here?!” I pushed at his shoulder “what are you doing! Steve stop!” I hissed. Robin walked over her eyebrows knitted together. “Whatcha need dingus?” She asked as she placed both her hands on the table. “Welp I’m leaving you two talk!” He said as he got up from the seat and pushed her into it. “Steve! What the hell are you doing?” She hissed. “Talk I’ll go scoop” he said as he smiled before walking away.

“Hi” I mumbled looking down at my hands. “Hi” she muttered back just as awkwardly. “Why do you think he wants us to talk?” She asked. I shrugged my shoulders “I..maybe because…I want to tell you something” I had finally gotten the balls to tell her. She tilted her head fo the side and furrowed her eyebrows. “What is it?” She asked “I like you..a lot.” I blurted out. Her eyes widened, the only thing going through my mind was ‘oh god, she isn’t gay. I just ruined my entire life.’

“I thought you were dating Steve”

I laughed “oh my god” I leaned my head back. “That stupid rumor from when I was fourteen is ruining my entire life” I giggled. “Wait so you really like me?” She asked. I nodded. “Seriously? You like me?” I nodded again. Then she leaned forward connecting our lips. It felt like fireworks exploding, no matter how many people I kissed I think that one would always be the best.

“Holy shit Yess!” We both quickly parted to see Steve jumping up and down in excitement.

#fanfics #x reader #joe keery #stranger things #robin buckley x reader #robin buckley #steve harrington #maya hawke #stranger things 3 #fem!reader #bisexual

[chordsykat]

(tw: screen flashes a little, some beeping, turn headphones down!) I'm honestly starting to get depressed. I found a backup version of Harmonic that I'd saved, and it seemed all fine and good at first, but when I went to load it... welp. Same corruption. I guess I'm just going to have to make the most of it if I want to continue to work on the game. Bummer, but whatcha gonna do?

MTL OC WEEK 2023 - Day 4

So anywho, welcome, welcome, to MTL OC Week, Day 4! Today's prompt needs no introduction as the fan-favorite to beat all fan-favorite prompts: Canon X OC!

And we're not just talking about romance, either! This is a great prompt to explore your OC's relationship with their canon best friend, their canon worst enemy, or their canon... pet? I dunno, but it's all up to you! So give us that art of your characters paling around with Murderface! Let's see some OCs giving Toki's cat a snuggle! And of course - Feel free to bombard us with the mushy stuff, also! It's a great day to create all kinds of crazy crap for your fandom, so don't hold back, pals!

Want to join us? The prompt list is here! Feel free to contibute at any time, with any prompt that catches your fancy (and this being day 4, late-contribs are of course, very welcome)!

#metalocalypse #mtl oc #dethklok #mtl oc week #mtlocweek2023 #Youtube

[heroes-villains-side-blog]

Me: I shall become a superhero/supervillain genre writer!

Me: *working on multiple ridiculous funny fluff snippets and procrastinating on writing that ONE fight scene*

Me:...

Me: welp. if my story focuses on fluff and found family where the characters happen to have superpowers or be goofy heroes/villains, then whatcha gonna do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#my writing journey #evil writing journey

[annoyangle]

WELP THAT CLEARED OUT THE OL' INBOX (OF EVERYTHING I FELT LIKE ANSWERING! HA!) SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU ALL TO FILL IT UP AGAIN! WHATCHA GONNA DO, KEEP ME WAITING? LET"S KEEP THIS TRAIN WRECKING! CHOP CHOP!

#ask bill cipher

[inkykeiji]

leaks got me crying first thing in the morning huh

well,,,, at least it looks like we’re gonna get the victor frankenstein + the monster ending i wanted?????? maybe??? hopefully??????????

also lmao @ natsuo for being like welp whatcha gonna do now? all that awaits you is a hellish life! as his big brother is literally on death’s doorstep,,, i mean he’s not wrong—at least someone fucking said it—but damn natsuo really is as cold as ice (pun intended)!!!

#‘touya-kun were you able to smile?’ with tears in her eyes #fuck off my whole heart has been shattered #anyway this is interesting #we’ll see where this goes :o #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers

[fqiryspit]

𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 ; 𝐞.𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐫

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠?

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summary: y/n went to bed to fall into a new world where she met a boy, Eren. every night she would spend with this imaginary boy, but what happens when one wants to stop dreaming?

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Chapter 5: 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧

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Eren Yeager x Female Reader. College!AU

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you choked on each breath as you ran through the forest, lungs burning, the dark mist of the night lingered around you with the help of stars guiding you through the murky trees 

thoughts of losing your journal raced through your mind.

you're afraid that you'll forget everything about Eren

you stop in your tracks when your dirty converse is made with the creek~ of the deck 

overlooking the dark waters and the moonlight directly shining on you, a high pitched voice came from behind you

"Took ya long enough" You turn to see Christa, taunting you with the sway of your journal in her grip

"Christa, please...just give me the journal"

"What fun would that be? oh come on, it's just a fairy tale" she teased whilst flipping through the pages

"what do you want?" 

"stay the hell away from Porco, you fucking slut" she hissed

 "I'll stay away from Porco...just please" your desperate at this point, your lungs trying to catch up with you 

"Huh, that was too easy, no fun" she pouted, 

"Can I have to book please?" you started to walk towards her, a slight smirk found her lips to see you so desperate 

"Hmmm...no, I don't think so" she tossed the book into the lake, you watch in horror as the book was smothered with the musky waters

"C-Christa...w-why" you asked in complete shock, eyes still on the waters with your knees buried into the dirt

she grabbed you by your hair making you look into her piercing blue eyes

"dunno just wanted to hurt you" your heartache at the loss, hearing that it was so simple for her to ruin your life with one swing didn't help

"b-but  I said I'd stay away-"

"ugh, would you quit your whining? I'm starting to get a migraine because of your yapping" she groaned as she pushed back her hair. amused at the show you just put on for her, she got what she wanted.

"Welp see you in class, sleeping beauty" she mocked, you know the princess names aren't going anywhere, you almost expected her to start calling you names because of your "fairytale"

your muddy shoes dragged dirt in the house as you walked to your room

taking a silent shower, the pressure of the hot water spitting at you was louder than your thoughts as you just sat there. alone.

putting on your tank top and your pajama pants you laid down, staring at your ceiling soon to fall asleep

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【ＥＲＥＮ'Ｓ　ＰＯＶ】

"told you so" 

Armin teased as he gloated in the win of being right when I told him how I enjoyed the date with Mina 

"Yeah, yeah, whatever" I scoffed, a slight smile forming on my face

"so, whatcha gonna do about dream-girl?" he asked,

fuck, I totally forgot about Y/n...

"I- I think you're right...I think I have to get rid of her if she's infecting my real life" my heart ached to say this, it's not what I wanted but it's for the best, right?

"I think it's the best option, don't worry about hurting her, she's just a figment of your imagination, Eren" I know Armins right, but I had to hold myself from yelling at him that Y/n is much more than just a doddle in my head, but I also know I'd sound fucking crazy...

"Yeah..." I trailed off, thinking about how I'll tell her...

"Anyway, I gotta get to bed...cya later Eren" 

"Cya Armin" I ended the call as I sat in my empty room

there I sat in the darkness, sinking into my mattress, feeling like I'm about to break up with my girlfriend...

my phone dinged and I picked it up, thinking it was Armin or Mikasa sending me a goodnight text

but It was Grisha sending me another location for another date with Mina...

I know it's for the best, but I can't imagine life going to bed without seeing Y/n in my dreams

I turned off my phone as I rolled over to the side. trying to block out the thoughts of Y/n, I started thinking about another woman...

Mina.

 what will we do? does she really like me? 

I prayed she didn't actually like me, Mina is a nice girl but I don't like her romantically

and I definitely don't want to hurt her, but in this situation, it's almost inevitable for me to hurt her...

slowly falling asleep I saw Y/n

she was wearing black jeans and a black graphic tee, her hair dolled up in a low bun

she looked adorable

we were sitting in a field, the grass a midnight green shade under the gray sky that look like it'll storm any second

the oak eve trees a little far from us went on what looked like forever as the wind screamed in my ear with every wooosh~

it was so peaceful

"Hey" I broke the silence, she looked up to me and ran over, hugging me tighter than ever

"Hey, You okay?" My fingers trailed up and down her back, circling her spine as I tried to comfort her from whatever was going on

"I- I just really needed to see you" she said in a shaky breath

fuck, this is going to hurt

after a while we sat in the field, picking at the dark grass

"Y/n..." "Yes, Eren?" she looked up at me 

"I really like this, I look forward to seeing you every night" I smiled as I looked ahead at the trees

"Me too" she grinned

"I really like you Y/n"

"No need to get sentimental, Eren" she joked as a light blush appeared on her cheeks 

"I'm so sorry Y/n..." I whispered but she still heard, she looked up at me with confusion written all over her face

"I- I...uhm...I think I have to stop seeing you" I said in almost a whisper, not wanting to believe it myself

"What?" "I have to let you go" I looked at the grass, not wanting to see her face knowing It'll only hurt more

"wait what? Eren what are you talking about" she silently laughed in disbelief, confused at what I'm asking her

"You are feeding into me and I'm not sure I can keep doing this, I'm sorry" I choked out, feeling the tears pool in my eyes

"please Eren, I need you" she cried out, the grass under her dampened with the droplets of her tears

I need you too 

"I'm sorry Y/n, I need you to stop seeing me"

"Please you're all I have, you can't do this, please Eren," she said, choking on tears

I love you 

"you've ruined me, I can't even live anymore. dammit, I hate you"

I love you so fucking much, please forgive me

she stumbled on her words, but I started waking up

the next thing I know I'm back in my room

What did I just do?

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【Ｙ／Ｎ'Ｓ　ＰＯＶ】

Saturday, 8:30 pm

you stayed in your bed all day, rotting away, the only thing on your mind were the three words that broke you 

"I hate you"

you checked the time again, you need to see him again, you needed to find out why all of a sudden he hates you.

you tried to reassure yourself, to no avail

soon enough, you fell asleep...

and he wasn't there

your dream-boy was gone...

Chapter 6

˜”*°•.˜”*°• see you soon •°*”˜.•°*”˜

an: NOOOOOOOOO

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[its-paperd]

If you wanted to talk more about the shepherd!Cross/Wolf!Killer AU I would be sooooooo curious 👀

oh sure!! i got some plot on how the two met :D

shepherd is a cross with a tendency of a bloodlust rush and with the help of his nifty little stick staff, he can lure people into spooookkkyyyy places to just kill them and torture, lovingly calls them sheep to the slaughter, if you will. he does keep some servants around like "bodyguards" per se, tryna look "normal" and shit but yk he does still kill them so NOW

we get to how he met wolf :]

one day, while he was going to check at his sheep, he sees a figure hunched down in a party of dead bodies, said figure turned, revealing a skelemonster in wolf's clothing! :D mad that his kill was stolen, he decides to deal with the problem himself and shakes his little wand, bells chiming and lights alluring to any naked eyes

but then

wolf: yoo....... whatcha doin with that stick lmao? i may be close to a doggie but i ain't gonna woof like one.

shepherd:

shepherd: huh

yeaahh turns out tryna put a wolf into trance with sheep magic ain't exactly working ( /j /j ) so shepherd just. stood there surprised like that one tails gets trolled meme while wolf goes " WELP if ya ain't offerin yerself as prey then i'll leave ya off the hook fer now " and shepherd thinks " ... but what if i DO wanna share tho " so he offers wolf in exchange of him joining side by side with wolf getting his own share of food (victims) and wolf's all " YOO FR?? HMU BABYBOY "

and so we have the shepherd and wolf duo :3

#mailmail✉️ #the shepherd & the wolf au #ty for asking btw!! :D took a little while lmao

[montana-dukes-eyeliner]

The Jessica's with a daughter reader!

Warnings: swearing

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Constance Langdon

•Welp, Your know different from Tate or Addie. (Unless u are..?)

•With punishment, she would hit you, Degrade you, trap you in the attic etc.

•With praise, She would light you a cigarette or give you a heavy pat on the back with a chesire cat grin on her face.

•You and Addie usually hang out alot, you read magazine's, Do Makeup and talk about boys/TV shows

•You and Tate.. well, You think he's creepy af (your not wrong) he just spends his free time in his room or talking about how shit school is.

•This is what it feels like to be at a family dinner with Your family.

•As you reach out for your mother's hand, you feel a cold breeze touch your whole body, turns out, it was just Tate, your brother, and a annoying one too. "So you finally decided to show up after all.." tuts Constance gripping on to your hand abit more tightly now. "At least I actually showed up, unlike some.." mumbled Tate. "What's that supposed to mean?" Violently asks Constance. "Mom-" you attempt to say but your were cut off by Tate. "I MEAN DAD, MOM. I MEAN F*CKING DAD." And there's the daily arguement.

Sister Jude

•I mean, She's a nun, and she works at a asylum, she's pretty hard on you sometimes tbh

•She doesn't really let you visit the asylum alot, You normally have to stay with Sister Eunice if you ARE aloud in there.

•With punishments she would it u with a belt, slap u, etc.

•With a praise, she would stroke your hair, praise u that's litterally it.

•This is her and yours daily morning routine!!

•As your alarm clock went of you sigh getting out of bed to see your mother straightening her hair, "G'morning mother." You stretch, "Morning." She replies not looking away from the mirror at the end of the hallway. "Am I to stay here today or am I helping you with work?" You question going into the bathroom to brush your teeth. "You will be coming with my dearest." Jude replies. "Chop, chop get your sunday dress on." She exclaims.

Fiona Goode

•You and Cordelia are attached to the hip FRRRR

•Dealing with Fiona's antics you too had grown fond of eachother.

•She doesn't think less of you or more of you, To Fiona, your neutral.

•with punishments, she wouldn't feed you, use her magic against you etc.

•With praise, she would kiss your face all over, give you a bear hug and maybe let you help out with her job as the supreme.

•This is a day at the academy!!!!

•"Y/N bring Madison and Queenie to the dining room, I have to discuss something with them." softly says Fiona. "Yes Mother." You reply heading to the lounge. "Uhm, Madison, Queenie Fiona requested to see you." You stammered. "What are you? Her slave? If she wants us, she can get us herself." Scoffs Madison rolling her eyes. "Oi, Stop making Y/N the villian, It's not her fault Fiona cant get off her ass, let's go, for Y/N'S sake." Queenie replies. "Fine whatever, let's go." Madison sighs. "T-thank you." You say leading them to the dining room. "Yeah, yeah keep moving." Says Madison.

Elsa Mars

•Sis sent you to the circus to 'help' ☠️☠️☠️

•She litterally doesn't pay any attention to you, But, You have Jimmy, Bette and Dot and the others :))))

•With punishment, She would shout at you, belittle you etc

•With praise, she would loudly praise you, screaming 'I AM SO PROUD OF YOU'

•Helping her out in the circus be like:

•Y/N, Dearest, wake Jimmy up, he will be late for singing practice." Elsa said glaring at her watch. "Ok." You sigh already tired seeming as you had been awake all night creating bette and Dots new show outfit. As you knock on the door you here a sigh from inside: 'What ya want? Show hasn't started.' "Jimmy, it's me, Y/N." You laugh. "Oh, come in." He exclaims you slowly open the door to find a half asleep Jimmy in his bed. "So, whatcha need?" He asks scratching the back of his head. "Elsa wanted you, your gonna be late for singing practice." You giggle. "Is that it? Tell her I'll be there in 5" "alright" you chirp.

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#ahs freakshow #jessica lange #american horror story #fiona goode #elsa mars #constance langdon #tumblr milestone #indie #nostalgia #purple #retro #glitter #ahs #billie lourd #boku no hero academia #80s

[ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnosblog]

The reason why reading #anti ai on tumblr is so healing to me is because right now I am surrounded by people in academia saying "welp, this technology is here now, we can't do anything about it, we have to make the best out of it."

And I agree, as in: Yeah, fuck, it's here now, and capitalism will savour it. And if I want my students to succeed, I better teach them the skills they need. People repeat this phrase without even questioning it: "AI won't take your job, a person using AI will."

It's all speculation, but we can all see how capitalism works and it's a huge narrative: whatever you tell yourself is true will become true. It's self-fulfilling prophecy.

And I have to succumb to that narrative, in a competitive environment, if I want to succeed. So on an individual level, I'd never tell students: Don't use it, it's wrong; my students are not at fault here. I am not going to shift the blame from the unethical shit companies like OpenAI do to students.

But at the same time, I want to combat that narrative, I tell teachers: You are in charge of what your students learn. And that is idealistic, and naive, but I want people to feel that they have agency in all of this shit. Giving in to the tech-determinism of "well, it's here now, whatcha gonna do about it??" is losing that agency. The agency to combat solutions to problems that, as it feels, no one declared as such.

It's all about the questions: When do we use pictures, and language, to communicate? Why does it matter whether there is a human behind this or not?

I am too tired to continue on this right now... but I'll get there, hopefully.

#anti ai #i am so tired #wga strike #writers strike #ai #chatgpt #generative ai #i have so much to say #but its difficult