#wenchingwithmistressseymour2020

[gablehood]

#The Tudors #Jane Seymour #Anne Boleyn #i'm just racking my brains thinking of more memes to combine with this meme #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[inky-duchess]

Duchess's Pick: The Tudors 2x08.

So this series of post is not meant to criticise these shows buto to explore the worldbuilding & its details to help historical fiction or historical fantasy writers spot the inaccuracies within popular media. This episode was picked by @anomaly00

Clothes

Tudor Men always wore hats. Eddy Seymour is rocking one in the first minute of the episode.

His sister is just wandering around with some jewels in her hair and her tits on show. Nah. She's unmarried so hair down is a good mark but where's your headdress, young lady? (1:35)

Anne should not be wearing her hair down or uncovered. (3:00)

Also Jane no bow? And are you going to keep your cloak on while serving your Queen? The level of disrespect... (3:40)

Ladies, that is a veil but you can see your hair. That just defeats the purpose (7:31)

Excuse you Thomas Wyatt. Why aren't you laced up? You are not Colin Firth, please close your doublet (15:23)

Jane, why is your hair up? Have you married? No? Then put your hair down and wear a fucking hood. (15:52)

Henry Motherfucking Tudor where is your gorget? If that lance splinters and gets you in the neck, you will die. Die. Chainmail is not good enough, young man. (27:29)

Court Politics

William Brereton & Chapuys are just having a treasonous chat in the corridor with everyone around them. Chapuys do you want to be sent back to Spain tp explain to the Emperor that you've fucked up? Or die? (4:00)

My Pope, my guy. This is how you do politics. Use that fuck to do your dirty work, play to the people. (10:12)

Now, you shall spot a guard over the shoulder of Henry Norris. He is doing exactly what he should be doing. The King must not be alone. (21:41)

This children is a feast. Everyone in attendance, chatting and eating. This is what a court looks like (37:58)

Etiquette

Also Ladies in waiting, this is a good enough attempt at gowns but we're missing veils & proper sleeves. (2:00)

The King walks in to the herald's cried warning so everyone has time to get ready. This is right. (3:41)

Henry's just on his own? Where is is guards? His gentlemen? His fucking hat, where is it? (5:00)

Cromwell, no offense, but you call that a bow? Thatcher could do better (6:38)

And yes, Anne and other Queens often did this charity. Washing the feet of beggars and giving them money. (8:58)

Kneeling to Pope was OK. But Francis, no need to go so hard. I thought you fell 😂 (9:34)

The Great Hall was set like this but this is not supper. Everyone would eat together. The guys eating are just having a snack (15:12)

Jane, very nice curtsy here. Also you should only rise if given permission to, which she did so gold medal 🏅(16:50)

The King could never just sneak up on you like that. He's meant to be surrounded by ar least a dozen gentlemen & guards. You'll notice him coming. (25:38)

Mark would not have been allowed to hold her this way. He was a commoner. One doesn't simply go hug a Queen. (29:01)

One would probably not lay a monarch on a table with some raw meat. But Jonathan Rhys Meyers is doing what he does best, looking like a goddamn meal😍 (30:31)

Sorry but nobody would tell the monarch not to do anything. Family may advise it but certainly not a common physician. My guy, no. (36:46)

And the Seymours are just gonna leave their unwed, potentially valuable daughter alone with Charles. First of all, nope. Second of all, that's Henry Cavill, are you blind Lord Seymour? (37:22)

No announcement for Jane. Fire that groom (41:37)

This groom is so fired. Announce people for the love of God! We wouldn't have #wenchingwithmistressseymour2020 (43:16)

Excellent service from the ladies here. One motion or sound and up from their seats they go. The very least expected of a lady or maid in waiting. (44:29)

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[brilliancetheory]

You’re laughing. Just when my belly is doing its business I find you wenching with Mistress Seymour and you’re laughing.

#everybody go home this might be the funniest post I've ever made #the tudors #tudors #anne boleyn #jane seymour #you're laughing #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[gablehood]

follow for more fresh, current, The Tudors (2007-2010) memes 

#The Tudors #Anne Boleyn #Natalie Dormer #fjfkgfkjhgm im just never gonna stop referencing this moment #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[gablehood]

when you walk in on your husband wenching with mistress seymour

#The Tudors #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020 #i can't believe this didn't occur to me earlier

[gablehood]

roses are red, 

waves crash on the shore,

just when my belly is doing it’s business, i find you WENCHING with mistress seymour!!!!

#The Tudors #the rightfully most iconic line in that ENTIRE!! series #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[brilliancetheory]

I spent way too much time and energy making this atrocity

#the tudors #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020 #why is this so funny after 13 years? #henry viii #jane seymour #tudors meme #tudor meme #history meme

[gablehood]

#for the record I may never have watched IASIP but @clotworthyskeffington sent me the link to the title card generator and #I have way too much fun with it #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[brilliancetheory]

#the tudors #I'm so so sorry for this one it's dumb #anne boleyn #history meme #henry viii #jane seymour #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[gablehood]

when your belly is doing its business and you decide to go visit your husband the king of england who you assume will be on his own but instead you find him wenching with

#The Tudors #the moment that has lived rent free in my mind for about eight years #is at long last #a meme #i'm overjoyed about it #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[brilliancetheory]

Current regret: that I hadn’t watched The Tudors in 2017 and I didn’t take the opportunity to ask Natalie Dormer to write “just when my belly is doing its business I find you wenching with Mistress Seymour” on the picture she signed for me

#the tudors #natalie dormer #this regret will haunt me until I die #a golden opportunity slipped through my fingers #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[brilliancetheory]

King Henry VIII when he spots a mistress with whom he would like to wench

#the tudors #henry viii #jane seymour #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020 #I am determined to milk this meme dry until all my followers abandon me to stew in my own bullshit

[gablehood]

#The Tudors #if I had the willpower to stop i am sorry to say i probably still would not #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[brilliancetheory]

When your wench mate is stressing you the hell out.

#submission #I feel blessed to be the benefactor of this meme #thank you op #the tudors #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[brilliancetheory]

#I'm riding this wave as far as it will take me #the tudors #anne boleyn #henry viii #jane seymour #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020

[brilliancetheory]

#the tudors #anne boleyn #henry viii #this meme is making my crops flourish #WenchingWithMistressSeymour2020