#wet bandits

[sootiesweep]

are they those two ghost hunter guys

#shane madej #ryan bergara #buzzfeed unsolved #ghost files #home alone #wet bandits #watcher #ghoulbois #boogara #shaniac

[step-on-me-archangel-uriel]

"You think of this shit all by yourself, kid?"

#home alone #home alone 2 #harry and marv #wet bandits #sticky bandits

[1percentcharge]

Christmas movie favorites

#my art #home alone #the santa clause #wet bandits

[thatdoodlebug]

its wet/sticky bandits time of year (with bonus goodfeathers)

#home alone #christmas #wet bandits #sticky bandits #goodfeathers #animaniacs #pigeons #doodle

[solarwreathe]

christmas with no limits

really, this art was all an excuse to show you this image. i miss when old movie promo photos were awkward as shit.

#home alone #wet bandits #merry christmas #christmas art #christmas movies #really what do i tag this as #'solar is everything okay? you've barely drawn any weird ugly men lately' #no but fr i need to fetch an ugly man muse every few months to keep my art alive. this is the molting part of my life cycle #im proud of how i caricatured harry but what you see of marv is my 4th attempt and i'm still not satisfied. it doesn't look like him! #he veers more towards the pompous brand of bearded villain than the weed smoker he actually is #anyway little anecdote: home alone is one of the first movies i remember watching. we saw it in school on one of them old tellies on wheels #i didn't know much of america yet. being a toddler. so the whole time i was like: #why's it such a big deal the family's trapped in paris? it's an hours flight...

[jacenotjason]

home alone but its spooky month

spooky alone? home spooky? i dunno

this is a little rushed it was so perfect i had to draw it ok

#spooky month #spooky month art #roy spooky month #spooky month roy #carmen spooky month #spooky month carmen #spooky month fat thief #fat thief #fat thief spooky month #thin thief #spooky month thin thief #thin thief spooky month #home alone #spooky month au #wet bandits #kevin mccallister

[doggybag]

the wet bandits

12/20/2021

#home alone #wet bandits #fanart #art #illustration

[uglypastels]

Lovechild

#joe quinn #joseph quinn #home alone #wet bandits

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

Kevin McCallister, eat your heart out.

#ninja sex party #ninja brian #wet bandits

[roydkill]

merry christmas, ya filthy animals!

#marv murchins #home alone #my art #i love him a lot but there’s no content of him #so taking matters to my own hands #wet bandits

[maplesleep]

Home Alone 2 should have been a found family crime flick ; 3 ;

#home alone #home alone 2 #wet bandits #found family #marv and harry #kevin mcallister #so ya anyways i think they should settle their differences and have kevin be the feral lil crime planner #and then kevin can travel and see the world without his (come on now really) kinda pos family #my art #maplesleep art #digital a #Artists of Tumblr #artists on tumblr #happy holidays y'all!! i was gonna post something yesterday but alas the horrors

[wigglybug]

christmas criminals…………

#wet bandits #hmmm #i know what you are #pretty romantic to spend christmas eve together whats that about huh #home alone #fanart #my art

[step-on-me-archangel-uriel]

uhh merry christmas i think those two thieves were kinda gay?

#home alone #home alone 2 #harry and marv #wet bandits #sticky bandits

[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

There is no Heterosexual explanation for these guys

#when the fall on top of each other #and their faces are like a millimeter apart #wtf was that about #that shit was gay af #they said #be gay do crimes #fr #they’re gay for each other #it’s true #im Harrys gold tooth #harry and marv #home alone #home alone 2 #gay rights #catch me looking up marv x harry fanfiction #if none exist I’ll write my own #crackship #wet bandits #sticky bandits

[short-wooloo]

I had to sit through the newest home alone movie with my little cousins and now you must know my pain

It's very apparent that the people making this movie do not understand what made the original work

The big point is the new one makes the burglars way too sympathetic and the kid too much of a brat

It's like the writers didn't watch the original, only knowing of it via a skim of the Wikipedia page and from those stupid "Kevin is a psychopath who tortured people" takes

What makes Kevin work is he's just a little kid, on his own, and out of his depth, put down and mistreated by others, he's an underdog, you want him to succeed, to overcome his stronger more numerous enemies and prove his doubters wrong

Conversely, the reason the abuse heaped on the Wet Bandits is funny and never feels undeserved is that they are genuinely DESPICABLE! 1. They're robbing people on Christmas, 2. They're ruining the houses they hit by flooding them, 3. They're greedy, there's no sympathetic reason behind their crimes, they're stealing for the purpose of having more, 4. They're given more than enough chances to walk away, 5. They're pretty eager to terrorize Kevin-a little kid! And 6. They flip to wanting to maim or murder Kevin pretty damn quickly

But the new one?

The "bandits" are not at all malicious in any way, their motives are completely sympathetic, nothing that they get feels deserved in the slightest

And the kid...

A Rich brat, smart-ass know it all, STEALS A TOY FROM A CHARITY!?

#wooloo-writes #wooloo writes #home alone #kevin mccallister #wet bandits

[thatdoodlebug]

i had an urge to draw sticky/wet bandits

first doodle of the new year!

HAVE A HAPPY ONE YOU FILTHY ANIMALS. 

#doodle #christmas #new year #sticky bandits #wet bandits #home alone #harry and marv #why does marv look like a character from the grinch #happy new year to all and to all a good night xxxxxxxxxxxxxx