#wet mess

[midlife-paradox]

If you ever wonder what it would be like if we hung out... that's pretty accurate.

Midlife-Paradox 💙

#midlife-paradox #me #florida #intensity #wet mess #yes sir #mine

[soft-edging-kittens]

TFW you've spent the last hour listening to audios but not touching and you just know if you do you'll explode.

#wet mess

[theaxolotlkween]

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

#i just love how much of a hot mess this sad little wet cat of a man is #jonathan sims #jon sims #the archivist #the magnus archives #tma #tma spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers

[6love6bites6]

So desperate to be touched and teased, then turned over on my stomach and fucked. Having my hips pulled up while I'm licked and fingered and pounded until I'm a wet, moaning, brainless mess. Just a good little toy being filled up and stretched

#ftm nsft #t4t nsft #trans nsft #such a wet mess right now 🥺

[sbeana]

the pool scene

#the locked tomb #tlt #griddlehark #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #tlt art #tlt fanart #comic #apologies for how wonky it looks in some parts #um i spent like five days working on this nonstop #well not nonstop i ate a shit ton of pomegranetes or however its spelled during it #but uhm yeah #im not good at drawing backgrounds or anatomy (YET) so hhuhshsu #anyways yah yeepers when will i get to have a homoerotic moment with my former rival/enemy where i get to show them forgiveness and care #gideon wants to kiss harrow on the lips so bad its so fucking funny #harrow is a whole pathetic looking sopping wet kitten and gideon is like ooh yah thats the stuff #anwyas yah #ill post the version without their skull makeup because i like that one more #the skull makeup looks ugly sometimes (BY MY OWN DESIGN!!!! HARROW QUEEN I WILL NEVER DISS YOUR FASHION <4) #ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE PACING BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT DRAWING TWELVE PAGES OF A COMIC CAN MAKE YOU REALLY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD #hatman is in the corner of ym room rn

[puppybugs-abdlhole]

Cozy day! Work called me off, so after a bit of morning things, got my diaper on, got my drinks, my weed, and nice videos!! (Watching a past stream I missed of one of my fav people playing Lethal Company, hehe!) Feeling great.

#omorashi #ab/dl diaper #diaper messing #pants wetting #ab//dl #diaper pee #ab dl diaper #ab dl girl #ab dl mommy #ab/dl intox

[scootkiddo]

it shouldn’t be glossed over just how empathetic Joel is. he expressed empathy towards Ellie given her dire case of being a child within the confines of a cruel, unforgiving-apocalyptic world that supplants what should have been a habitual childhood for her. he offered an apology for scolding Henry and calling him a rat without initially reconciling the benign intentions behind his actions. he pleaded for the elderly sniper on the outskirts of kansas city to put down the rifle so he didn’t have to kill him. it all accentuates just how against his nature he must be to survive in this world. he can’t always spare people, he can’t always shed sympathy. but he wishes he could, and even on occasion tries. it’s the very context he once stooped to the level of the hunters in his past that makes this point pang all the more. he isn’t apathetic. he isn’t exclusively selfish. he isn’t rigid. he is open-ended. Joel is more than a hammer that sees all problems as a nail to be forcefully struck without finesse. He values compassion and preserving life, and any ultimatum that cements the opposite only elicits a last resort of violence and numbness. the silver lining is more desirable than conforming to cruelty

#thinking about this makes me realize how much the firefly hospital is going to mess me up #joel isn’t sadistic there’s no sick pleasure in killing or demeaning people #he cares so so very much #he wants life to thrive and he is willing to accept when he’s wrong #god this iteration of joel makes me wanna chug down wet cement #drives me stir crazy he really does #the last of us hbo #the last of us #the last of us hbo spoilers #tlou spoilers #joel miler #pedro pascal #ellie williams #bella ramsey

[humbuns]

natsumugi save mee......sav..

#enstars #natsumugi #natsume sakasaki #tsumugi aoba #reading fics abt them is fun solely bc they give tsumugi insane rizz or make them the most pathetic wet thing that it gives you whiplash #there's also another category where it makes you too overly aware of intimacy issues and abandonment issues lmao #but i so so so love exploration of charas finding love (w/ themselves and to others) again #these two just skipped and jumped too many levels that created a beautiful and awkward mess imo

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

mad scientist solidarity

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #mia winters #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #they do not like each other #but real recognizes real #'i would kill u if i could but i have respect for u' #ethan sitting there trying to zone out #hed leave all upset and mia and karl would instantly stop and look at each other like 😧 #sad wet pathetic man and his insane messed up partners

[dilfbuck]

9-1-1

01x01 "Pilot" vs 01x03 "Next of Kin"

#911edit #911 #911 abc #911 fox #bobby nash #chimney han #hen wilson #evan buckley #usercam #usernolan #userknight #.gfx #literally two whole episodes apart! ridiculous (affectionate) #anyways. rewatching season 1 AGAIN and shaking and crying and pukling on the floor like a wet dog #i miss eddie but they had to sort out their mess in s1 for it to be a good place for him lol 🫨🫨🫨🫨 #gif warning #flashing gif #flashing lights #flashing cw #flashing tw #scheduling this because i finished it in a deadzone so everyone reading this hiiii good morning <3 or good night. depending

[diapereddarling]

He forgot to go to the bathroom before turning on his game! That's fine, he can't really be trusted without diapers anyways <3

#omutsu #diaper omo #messy diaper #diaper art #ab/dl art #my art #diaper mention #dorian nervorum #i might do a version with either audio and/or little messing/wetting meters because i think thatd be cute lmao

[puppybugs-abdlhole]

So yall got me to 244 followers, and I can't thank you enough! I have a lot of stuff I gotta do, but im planning on a few stories to write, so be ready for those!

Thank you all! 😊

#puppybugs-abdlhole #omorashi #ab/dl diaper #diaper messing #pants wetting #ab//dl #diaper pee #ab dl diaper #ab dl girl #ab dl mommy

[hejee]

two slow dancers (ft. the dreadwolf and the former inquisitor)

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age fanart #solavellan #lavellan #inquisitor lavellan #solas #solas dragon age #thank you mitski bc goddamn #they’re just dancing in some abandoned temple of mythal bc that’s romantic and kinda sad bc they can only do it in private but anywayyy #dragon age dreadwolf #but the wolf in mention is a sad sopping wet mess #keeps telling his agents how much he misses his vhenan and his agents are like yes yes we get it u miss her #hey it’s my art