i just can't explain my love of warehouse 13 enough...
nineteen year old schizophrenic hacks into a sentient building and it decides to keep her (literally) forever because it loves her so much
woman gets scouted to work for said sentient building because of her intelligence and skill; man gets scouted because of his feminine wiles
canon morally grey bisexual ends her character arc on a high because of the positive influence of her female love interest best friend
gay guy that plaintext destroys the bury your gays trope by coming back to life through the power of friendship and destruction of property
black women in some of the highest positions of authority telling the US government to go fuck themselves on a regular basis; only have less power than the actual president
old man literally regrows organs by force so he can see (and get cut open by) his sexy doctor friend once a year
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🎃 13 👻 spooky 🧛🏻 Bering and Wells 🧟 fic 🩸 recs! ☠️
Here is a list (under the readmore, ordered from short to long) of spooky and/or Halloween-themed fics: short ones and long ones, AUs and casefics, something for everyone! Feel free to add your favorites in reblogs or replies!
Bite Me (858 words) by @tigerkid14
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Summary:
Kinktober 2017 prompt: biting; Myka and Helena were apparently affected by a copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula and have a chat in the aftermath.
I have wanted to know you, lover of books (1463 words) by @purlturtle
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Summary:
Honestly I love the "I didn't know where else to go" trope, and this morning I had an undeniable inspiration - I've teased vampire!Helena before, but this is a different vampire!Helena. Then again, can there ever be enough vampire!Helenas? No there can't, so here we go. (also available as a podfic!)
Halloween (1493 words) by @madronash
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Summary:
Created for Bering and Wells Appreciation Week 2022, Day Three: Special Occasions/Holidays/etc.
Could also be called Fright Night: Fake Blood
Dreadful Tower (2042 words) by @nerdsbianhokie
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Summary:
Half-living animatronics, a fear of drowning, and a Jenga tower. A fun night off for the Warehouse agents.
I Ain't Afraid of No… Artifact? (5298 words) by @amtrak12
Chapters: 1/4
Rating: General Audiences
Summary:
The Ghostbusters meets the Warehouse 13 team! or Three Times it was an artifact and One Time it was actually a ghost. Includes background Toltzmann and Erin cluelessly being really gay for Myka.
Dawn of the Dragonborn: Heart of a Hero, Heart of a Predator, Heart of Dovahkiin (8907 words) by @tryingthisfangirlthing
Chapters: 5/?
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Summary:
A vampire. A Dragonborn. Two women, a little in love. Coffee? Mead? Or maybe save the world…
M'aiq'a is an investigative agent for the Penitus Oculatus, the Emperor's personal bodyguard, sent to Skyrim to try and figure out what's behind these damned vampire attacks that killed her foster brother. Hlenea, clutching an ancient scroll and beset by gargoyles, is the woman she quite literally unearths, sought after by vampires and hunters alike.
'Beware of becoming the very thing you despise' has never been more true. Never mind falling for one…
But centuries of unlife make for layers of secrets, and trust is hard to come by. The world is running out of time, and they will both have larger roles to play than either of them ever wanted…
Nightmare Warehouse (11709 words) by @anandabrat and @starshipblueberry
Chapters: 14/14
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Summary:
Once upon a time, like two weeks ago, starshipblueberry said I’ve got this idea about Nightmare Before Christmas and Bering and Wells, and I said, “That’s a fabulous idea. Can we Good Omens it?”
So we wrote in patchwork, one day each trading off. We weren’t supposed to peek. It was supposed to be like Christmas.
That didn’t even last a day. We texted each other back and forth for hours. We left each other breadcrumb trails to follow or ignore. We thought we had the ending sorted out like five different times before we actually wrote it.
Transient (38674 words) by @tantedrago
Chapters: 14/14
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Major Character Death
Summary:
AU: H.G. Wells wakes up in a house without knowing who she is. Slowly, she realises that people can't see her and don't react to her: Helena is a ghost. The literature professor Myka Bering buys her house. As the American moves in, HG slowly falls in love with her. But there is still this problem with her being dead and unnoticable to other people. But with Miss Bering, something is different.
Aye, Zombie (57793 words) by @ifourmindbeso
Chapters: 13/13
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Summary:
Bering and Wells Zombie AU. Set in Northern Ireland during the Troubles, but in another universe where the Good Friday agreement never happened. What if Myka was the former villain? This is the result of a particularly vivid dream of mine, which may or may not have been aided by large doses of (prescribed) painkillers. So if it reads like a bad trip…that’s why. Trigger warnings for pretty much everything you can imagine - violence, assault. Also, lots of swearing.
What Goes Around Comes Around (That Halloween Story) (61467 words) by @purlturtle
Chapters: 13/13
Rating: General Audiences
Summary:
Myka rolled her eyes at him – but she couldn’t be mad at him for long. Steve was way too good a friend to begrudge a bit of teasing. “Shut up,” she said, but her heart wasn’t in it.
“You did save the damsel in distress. And her baby.”
“Shut up,” Myka repeated, this time with a bit more oomph behind it.
“There are worse meet-cutes, you know. Wait till Claudia hears of this; she’ll heart-eye all over it.”
“Shut up!” Myka laughed.
The Courtship of Christina's Mother (73987 words) by @jdaydreamer3
Chapters: 5/5
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Summary:
Myka Bering is content with her life as it is. A well-respected architect of a flourishing business. She doesn't have time for love. Or so she thought. Then fate steps in and knocks on her door in the form of Helena Wells and her daughter Christina. Love is inevitable.
Illustrated Misdeeds (99633 words) by Felix_27
Chapters: 18/18
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Summary:
Post Season 5. Myka, Pete and Helena have been reunited for their first mission in some time. Tension is a little high as the artifact chase has them following a familiar traveling carnival that has desires of its own with horrible consequences.
Death, or something like it (104700 words) by @ifourmindbeso
Chapters: 26/26
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Summary:
Sheriff Myka Bering lives in a small town in Mississippi. Children are dying in the most horrible way possible, and she has no idea why - until she meets the vampire. The vampire who senses something different about Myka. Suddenly, nothing in Myka's life makes sense, and she faces a battle to save her town from a wave of darkness - from both within and without.
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Myka Bering vs. Donna Noble
Remember: don't vote on "who would win in a fight", but on "who, when given a task that fits her skillset and talents, would do that task better: more comprehensively, faster, with more pizzazz, with less collateral, etc."
Endorsements! "What is she good at?"
Myka Bering, Warehouse 13: She is like the barbie of secret service agents: she studied enough med school and law school to throw down with most people in those fields, she can swordfight like a pirate for no reason at all, she's an autistic bookworm icon who's encyclopedic knowledge keeps her friends alive in so many situations, she made HG Wells (who is a bisexual woman in this universe don't ask) fall in love with her so bad she (HG) cancelled her plans to destroy the world. I could go on but I haven't seen the show in a long time.
Donna Noble, Doctor Who: is loud, scornful, and respects no authority before it's earned. Beneath this harsh exterior she shows great kindness for those in need. Donna is extremely quick at learning new systems, both abstract and social.
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