#what A bean BABY

[chickenoptyrx]

*sittin up projecting onto the baby blorbo when I should be sleeping*

#just havin a super normal 1 #ok but i neddta tag rant #prepare for typos #but #like ok imagine you havin your first real melt down #you dont know whats happenin just that you feel like your goin insane #and instead of helpin ya #your dad- the only person ever been lookin out for ya #his solution is restrict your freedom/ cut off access to this part of you that he was praisin and encouraging before #cause yknow it scares him now #now bein strong and aggressive is bad and you needta be quiet and calm #but ay since you cant act up now problem solved right? #he can just ignore it all now #no way this sudden unexpected shift will trigger a downward spiral or anything #....anyway yes im sayin the big evil bad guy is just an uwu over stimulated smol bean #...but fr every time paragus says ' there was somethin far darker about him ' i get sad for the dumb man baby #cause man hes talkin about his kid #blah blah blah ok sleep. thats a thing i should do soon

[harunayuuka2060]

Malleus: I'll show you around, my queen.

MC: Wait, Malleus. You haven't explained to me yet how I got here.

Malleus: It's fate. After waiting for fifteen years, my prayers have been answered.

MC: F-Fifteen years? Huh? What?

Malleus: *smiles at them* Nothing. I've called our friends. I'm sure they would be delighted to see you. *half-drags them*

MC: Wait! Malleus!

Malleus: *laughs* Let's throw a party for this special occasion!

MC: *noticing the servants bowing and greeting them as they passed by*

The servants: Long live, Your Majesty.

MC: ...

Leona: Why did that lizard call us?

Vil: According to him, MC woke up.

Leona: Ha! He's still being delusional until now?

Kalim: But hey, I've never seen Malleus this excited before. It seems that this is not a false alarm this time.

Leona: You know the guy has gone nuts. That Herbivore has been living like dead for the past decade.

Vil: Leona.

Leona: Tch.

Malleus: I understand how you are feeling, Kingscholar. But being patient has rewarded us at last.

MC: ...

MC: Guys...?

Vil, Leona, and Kalim: *looking at them with widened eyes*

Kalim: *starts to tear up* MC...? Is that really you?

MC: ...Kalim? You look... You look mature.

Kalim: Hehe... Yeah! Long time no see!

Vil and Leona: ...

Vil: *frowns* Malleus, what have you done?

Leona: *glares at Malleus* You...

Kalim: H-Hey? What's wrong? Aren't you happy to see MC again after such a long time?

Leona: Look closely! That's the Herbivore when they were still a Prefect at Night Raven College!

Kalim: I-I don't understand—

Malleus: Kingscholar and Schoenheit, you have quite disappointed me with your reactions.

Malleus: You should be happy like Al Asim.

Malleus: MC came back to us. *smiles*

MC: ...

Ace: Who is that?! I know that's the Prefect, but who is that?!

Malleus: *after bringing MC from the future in the Ramshackle dorm and calling everyone*

Malleus: I don't know. But what worries me is that they're not waking up.

Deuce: Headmage and the professors are on their way!

Dumpling: *about to get hysterical* Mama...

Baby bean: *holding his sister's hand* *his voice shaking* It's going to be okay. Mama... Mama is fine.

Grim: Wake up, hench-human! Stop scaring us!

Malleus: Child of man...

MC: ...

Lilia, Sebek, and Silver: ...

Lilia: I can't be mistaken.

Silver: They're wearing the queen's crown.

Sebek: But how?

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst malleus #twst leona #twst vil #twst kalim #twst ace #twst deuce #twst lilia #twst sebek #twst grim #twst silver #twst oc dumpling #twst oc baby bean #what the future awaits

[princesskkfish]

@intotheelliwoods I love your art and comics and I drew this based off your newest update i hope you like it :]

the newest update for 2AL oh my gosh emotions go brr. Like noooo big Leo and Casey are leaving nooo but also yess cuz Casey and Leo need to go experience the world again but mann

(I did a background and a no background version cuz I couldn’t pick which I liked better)

#2al fanart #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #future leo #lil baby must protecc #the last part got me aaa #The background is super messy but I think it’s ok #Fjeijejajkakekw #Big Leo and Casey are gonna go on so many adventures:000 #Ok I’ve gotta get back to studying Oop- #Love your art my guy! Keep it up! #2 arms left #f!leo #HES STILL GOT THE BEAN BROWS AND AAA <3 #I didn’t know what expression to do hope this one works Oop-

[dreemurr-skelememer]

I'm gonna be anonymous when I say this because I have seen this done by many people... I strongly dislike the "Error and Nightmare gang are the good guys and trying to make the universe stable while The star sanses are the idiots who will not see reason" .. Like... I .. really? I'm not sure if the reason why I don't like it is because I have seen it so many times or what but it annoys me dearly. The members of the star sanses are reasonable and they are just often made as one sided ignorant people- I mean okay Lets go on the different pov, on the bad sanse side: You see them risk their lives every day getting themselves hurt over and over again all to defend different worlds for the sake of bringing what they believe to be peace and you label them as the fools who just want all the glory- really??? people who get hurt over and over again just do it for that stupid reasons??? I mean come on! Seeing as generally it is shown that the bad sanses want peace as well why not be trying to reach an agreement??? you fight over and over again and you couldn't even be bothered to try and reach their heads to finally listen to what you are saying like what "in a way" dream has done with nightmare countless times but they cant do the same? Just have them fight knowing that the other side are in the wrong and you choose to do nothing but break them?? Like is this your pride or something?? Why are they labelled as good guys yet they allow the other side to fight to their deaths with a good motive in mind but they only lack the full picture?? How am i suppose to "root for you" if this is what you do????? We get inside information of how peaceful they are and how they care for each other deeply, but if you care so much for each other why would you allow the other side to keep fighting your loved ones when they are missing the big picture, you know the big picture yet you say... NOTHING. NADA. ZILCH!! you cannot tell me that they don't listen to you when you barely speak up about the true issue or find a way to show them- you maybe say it once or twice in the whole story and then any other time you go straight to fighting or just avoid them.. COWARDS!! ALL OF THEM!! And in these stories the star sanses always state their reasons for their interference yet you cannot tell them why you are doing this?? All that comes out your mouth are insults and sneers, who would want to believe you when that is all the comes out of your MOUTHS... Excuse me... Just pissed sorry for the long rant.. Oh my gosh AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON DREAM AND NIGHTMARE, DUDE YOU GOT THE BALLS TO BLAME YOUR KID BROTHER FOR BEING A KID AND NOT RECOGNISING YOUR TRAUMA EVEN NOW AS YOU ARE MUCH MORE MATURE AND HAVE THE ABILITY TO REALIZE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOTH AS CHILDREN????? Is he the one holding onto the past or is it you??? Night is always depicted as the dadmare, boss, the caring lover, the brother yet he doesn't even have the decency to face the fact he abandoned his brother in stone for 500 years or so, when he comes out you automatically hate him for something he had no idea or control of and choose to ignore his pleads, when your brother wants to reach you, you break him over and over again not wanting him in your life ever again when as i said before he was your "KID BROTHER" and you want to tell me your the good one for just wanting to cut him off with no answers or anything? You gotta be pulling my leg bro... and it would be a different story if the dreamtale background is different but no! it isnt! nothing is said to make it seem dream was an abuser of sorts, they were both hurt and yet you blame dream for all of it you have a whole ass support system yet that is your mindset??? I cant.... I really cant Uh sorry again for this long ass rant though =w=

anon our souls are holding hands resonating as one

my two cents on this (that isn't something i said. a million times before already) is that it's usually because people refuse to see the star sanses in the same light they do the bad sanses the people who actively dislike the star sanses and what they do usually do so because they can't relate to them, from what i've noticed

the bad sanses are easier to root for because of the fact that they are made of struggle and the dirty, gritty parts of morality and life so to say it's easier to think of good things in the middle of so much bad, because it's in our nature as people to look for hope or root for the good, no matter how little it is having the ability to look for goodness and love in so much evil is a form of love in of itself everybody struggles and life sucks and sometimes the world is evil and sometimes we do bad things, but that's the thing, the fact that we as people find something good in the middle of it all (like finding familial love bloom in the bad sanses, as an example) is very inspiring. at least to me!!! that's how i see it!!!! that's how i like to think people see it as well because that's how i see and enjoy them together so i can totally see why people find more relatability and love for the bad sanses. i really do get it and i agree!! like a lot!!!!! i love them too

but that exact reason is also why it really sucks that people just don't see the star sanses in the same light?

i wanna reemphasize my point in relatability: it's difficult for most people to relate to the star sanses because inherently they are the heroes, the protagonists, the main characters, because nobody are any of those things i feel like people often put them on a pedestal because of their central tropes and characteristics. they have it all already, they don't need more praise, right?

i think the biggest problem people have with the star sanses, like your whole ramble very clearly shows, is that they don't humanize them i feel like a lot of people assume that just because they are good and choose to be good and are praised for being good, they are unreachable people don't think they struggle. that it sucks being that.

it's often why i like writing the star sanses with so much struggle and so much mental illness lol, because being good is fucking HARD and they're as imperfect as everybody else. dream is anxious, ink is brash, blue is a workaholic, stuff like that

there's a lot to say but it's just....the bad sanses and the star sanses are two sides of the same coin. the bad sanses is finding good in the middle of, basically, evil and misdeed the star sanses is finding struggle in the middle of trying to do good

people often portray both of them black and white morals and it's why it gets frustrating and flat and badly written.

idk, just like how i find inspiration in the bad sanses of finding hope and love in the middle of darkness, i really admire the implications of the star sanses when you actually decide to humanize them. because if you make the star sanses struggle throughout their praise, glory, and righteousness, it's...really admirable that they still choose to do good.

like you said, the star sanses risk their lives often and fight, offering treaties and agreements, just to make things right that's so??? admirable????? like for the amount of times the bad sanses fucking fight them, i genuinely would've just given up completely, but they just....don't??? and that's so admirable and sweet? it makes them so deserving of their titles as guardians.

idk!!! this is a massive ramble too, i don't even know where i was going with it but like, yeah, i think i wanted to talk mostly about why people preferred the bad sanses over the star sanses and how it makes me sad i get you anon. with my whole body and my whole soul. i understand what you mean and i see you

#Anonymous #idk like. if these fuckers were real and protecting my multiverse id spare some sympathy for them #i would hate for people to call them stupid for not trying or not being the best bc theyre literally the only ones keeping me alive #< (hypothetical situation btw. thought id say that again in case it wasnt clear) #ive already talked enough about how i dont like people making the star sanses evil (unless its written well) #and pretend that everything the bad sanses do is good and that theyre sweet wittol babie beans #like what if i like them evil. they would kick my ass and that's what i prefer tbh #anyway yeah............different flavor ramble from me today i guess. im just sad the star sanses arent humanized ever

[galacticturnip-art]

Blue space dork is my favorite enby and canonically his shoes are not big enough

#Megamind #super villians #loveable dork #ok I thought for sure his boots were bigger than they actually are in the movie and I’m shook #like this sweet baby bean is the most punk rock goth child I’ve ever seen #and he does not have platforms?! #what the actual fuck

[god-blues]

fandom really fixates way too much on clive's softer side tbh, particularly for the angst. like yes he's kind and considerate and selfless to a fault and struggles to find value in his own life because he has been used/has used himself as a tool for so long to the point where it defines his self-image and went through absolute horrors but like

this is also the same guy who looked hugo kupka in the face, said "i'll kill you" and then proceeded to cut both the guy's hands off without hesitation. he didn't go for the kill to end the fight immediately, man said i am going to maximize your pain first before i cut your head off because fuck you, suffer

imo clive's capacity and willingness to use violence is just as important, especially because of the contrast it paints to his softer side, and i wish this got acknowledged more in fan works

#man is absolutely ruthless and downright vicious when someone angers him enough #also self worth issues =/= uwu anxious smol bean #he's a highly competent killing machine #yet still retains his innate kindness despite everything #and that's what makes him baby girl 💖 #ffxvi #ff16 #ff xvi chatter #clive rosfield #final fantasy xvi #final fantasy 16

[deadmomjokes]

Actual pre-bed conversation with the four year old

Child: *serious voice* Mom. I have a question.

Me: Okay, baby, I'm listening. What's your question.

Child: *deadly serious* Are ghosts... real?

Me: No baby, they're not real.

Child: *accusatory* Then why did you ask dad to look them up on his phone?

Me: *rapid mental flipping through the past few days* OH! I was wondering why people decided that "boo" was the noise that ghosts make, because I didn't know where that word came from and I was curious.

Child: So what was it?

Me: Nobody can agree on where it came from, so I still don't know why "boo" is the noise that people use for ghosts.

Child: How come you needed to know?

Me: I didn't need to, I was just curious and didn't want to forget to look it up later, so I asked Dad to check for me while my hands were busy. I just thought it would be fun to learn.

Child: But ghosts don't really say "boo" because they aren't real, so they don't really say anything?

Me: That's right. ... Have you maybe been feeling worried about gho--?

Child: *embarrassed teenager voice* GOOD NIGHT MOM YOU CAN GO NOW

#adventures of bean #this is what parenting looks like about 60% of the time #keeping a straight face and taking Very Seriously the things you're going to laugh about in private for several years #poor baby was convinced ghosts were real because mom was treating them like a real research inquiry #therefore they MUST be real or else mom wouldn't bother learning about them #i guess

[myriadsystem]

My son Worm who has every disease

#he is so lumpyyyy why is he like that #he took me so long and hes still just a lumpy little bean guy #ah well. love amd creativity is what beats depression so he has saved me from like two days worth of depression naps so #he is good #personal #pokemon #dratini #knitting #crochet #amigurumi #were ignoring that one of his eyes are much bigger than the other #actually were ignoring a lot of things ok he was just borned 3 seconds ago he has many issues #little baby guy

[amara-does-art]

#my artwork #five nights at freddy's #fnaf dj music man #fnaf music man #fnaf x reader #fnaf djmm #fnaf djmm x reader #fnaf djmm x y/n #dj music man #dj mm #djmm x reader #dj music man x reader #djmm x y/n #dj music man x y/n #fnaf fanart #baby bean #happy halloween #lil spooder wishes happy a spooky season #look what he made for you

[disneydatass]

Lexa when she showed up to Clarke’s bedroom in the middle of the night wearing an open-slit nightgown and body glitter

#clexa #it’s missing them hours in 2023 can you BEWEAVE #kny tanjiro kamado #I made clexa meme I hope the 4 ppl still following me appreciate this lmfao #heda lexa #I miss #MA baby #so fucking much #my internationally known lesbian #what a useless bean to that bi garbage hair space girl #*sighs loudly*

[beans-beneath-moonlight]

WHEEZES

#literally started sobbing from laughing so hard at these what the fuck #who made these and why #why do the babies have toe beans?? why is Chuuya crying??? #idk if these are technically official or not but they were on several different sites #including aliexpress and ebay so I'm pretty sure they're mass produced #I promise I'm not making fun of people's etsy projects or anything. only corporate stuff #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd akutagawa #bsd atsushi #bsd ranpo #original post #id in alt text

[harunayuuka2060]

Baby bean: Mama?

MC: *is in the kitchen* *cooking breakfast for them* Hm?

Baby bean: Dumpling said she wants to sleep for five minutes more.

MC: Is Malleus with him?

Baby bean: *nods*

MC: *chuckles* You can let her.

Baby bean: Can I help Mama with cooking?

MC: I'm almost done with the cooking, but is there something you would like to add in our breakfast?

Baby bean: ...

Baby bean: Um... Your favorite food, Mama.

MC: My favorite food?

Baby bean: *nods* I like that too.

MC: Oh! *chuckles* Alright. Let's cook it together.

Baby bean: ...

Baby bean: *smiles*

Malleus: Dumpling overslept.

Dumpling: *still looks groggy* Mama...

Grim: What did you cook, hench-human? It smells really good!

Malleus: I didn't know you were cooking. I could've assisted you.

MC: I don't really trust you in the kitchen.

Malleus: !!!

Malleus: *pouts* I've been taking cooking lessons. You're not comparing me to Lilia, are you?

MC: *laughs*

Dumpling: Mama never lets you in their kitchen. The last time you sneaked in, you broke the stove. *starts eating*

Malleus: ...

Grim: Nyahaha! Really? That's so lame!

Baby bean: You broke some pots too, Dumpling...

Dumpling: But Mama forgave me~.

Malleus: *pouting again* *but smiles right after*

Malleus and MC: *having their usual walk at night*

MC: Is it just me or we're getting used to this family thing?

Malleus: *chuckles* You're not the only one.

MC: Ha... It's making me feel positive about the future.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Child of man.

MC: Yes?

Malleus: ...

Malleus: I'm looking forward to it as well. To see you as my queen.

MC: Queen? *chuckles* That's too—

"Finally..."

MC: Huh?

Malleus: *hugging them tight* My queen... I have missed you so much.

MC: Malleus...?

Malleus: Yes. It is me. I'm no different from the one you've known before.

MC: Huh?

Malleus: *smiles*

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst malleus #twst grim #twst oc dumpling #twst oc baby bean #what the future awaits

[simm-mouse]

All I have are two small work doodles of pap Needles for today. Don't know if I'll make something for valentine's day. We'll see

I'll add more later, maybe

#my bullshit #my art #fanart #the sims 2 #ts2 #strangetown #Needles #Needles Curious #needles the flour sack baby #flour sack baby #tycho curious #green bean #green baby bean #lil green bean #I'm sorry you have ability to look into your step brother's dream just for this sketch 💀💀 #loki beaker #circe beaker #ts2 psp #what if #what if scenario #I forgot Tycho was supposed to be one until after I finished the sketch

[ratguy-nico]

And here it is Genuary Prompt Family and Alternative Universe. People you don't know how happy I'm with how this turn. This is what I mean when I say sometimes I get bless by the drawing gods.

You already knew about this one so I hope there wasn't much expectation, cause even if I'm proud I know is not perfect and could be better. But Im really happy I swear.

Y comenzamos con las ilegalidades. This is a little out of the rules cause I don't know if Genie's really the main focus, in my defense I got distracted.

This is a heavily reference to the episode "Sliding Bobs" from season 6 (one of my favs seasons) and well I got over carried with the dynamics between all the characters XD

I hope you can still enjoy my baby boy (and yes in this alternative universe Gene is a cis boy, the horror, oh and Tina is ace)

And why does he have that face? He's experimenting every multiverse at once. He's seeing different universes with thousand of version of himself, one is a genderfluid musician, other is Bruce Willis in that movie, one is a butler and another one is him with wieners for fingers. So yeah he's having a blast.

Oh and I don't know if the joke is right, I tried to say he is a sad wiener I didn't want to use the word hot dog one cause is long and two for the wiener a.k.a penis joke. I know Gene would like it.

#bob's burgers #my art #geneuary2024 #people im proud of this one #im a proud dad #hope you like it #cause this is for geneuary and i do want to celebrate my baby bean #im gonna refrain myself to talk about the other characters in the piece #... #but maybe I will do another post and explain every dynamic #cause is so funny to me #and cute #I mean look what i made with ron and hugo #i love them #they're truly mean to be #GENE #I love gene #and this is about them #though this is not them #this is a cis quite boy too shy to get out of his shell #but he's also cute #I love when they try to make Gene more hush #my favs takes at this idea are this one Dean and Quite Eli #if you notice something change ssshhhhhh #I may have posting the wrong drawing #don't look at me #T^T

[golden--doodler]

See More Seymour's Week Day Five: Free Space

Of course, because it's the "Free Space" day for the last day of @seemoreseymoursbay week, I knew I just had to draw my precious baby child, Alexis. Because I had to. It was inevitable, and very necessary.

I decided to draw them wearing a cape with the Nonbinary flag on it, because yay for Nonbinary Pride!! I will always love them dearly.

Also, huge thank you to @babsvibes for running this week. You're amazing, it was so much fun to participate in!!

[ID]: Digital fanart of an OC for Bob's Burgers named Alexis. They are seen in a full-body profile and are seen standing in a pose on their tip-toes. Their knees are slightly bent and they are standing with one hand pointed upwards and their other hand curled like a claw. They have large, fluffy hair, and a huge grin on their face, along with large, rounded glasses. They're wearing a cape that's flowing behind them which has the Nonbinary Flag on it, its colors being bright yellow, white, light purple, and black.

#bobs burgers #bobs burgers oc #see more seymour's week #you know i HAD to draw my baby for the last day because we were allowed to do anything #babs deserves a round of applause for running this event while battling pneumonia like oh my god girl #the colors for the nonbinary flag don't quite match up but my image description describes what they're supposed to be #even though they're my own creation i will always love alexis and their nerdy glasses and lil' bean mouth 🥺❣️

[sharonisthebettercarter]

this is the face billy butcher makes when he thinks of homelander<3

"the man's a saint."

#homelander #the boys #billy butcher #butchlander #what a fucking cutie #i can not #LOOK AT HIM!! #delicious #lmao #he's so cute #he's so precious #he's so adorable #he looks so innocent #but he's so evil #i can't stand him #i love him #the 5 essential b's #bratty bossy bottom billy butcher #still the best baby boi tsun tsun british baked bean #his eyes are so big and wide and beautiful<3