#what a creepy mofo

[professor-mystic]

( @nothing-there-nothing-there )

<a recording is attached. It just shows a forest with a metal black ball that seems bolted together. There's something heavily breathing nearby for the audio, likely the one taking the recording.>

So the world finds out I'm extra-dimensional and now I'm the go to for weirdness.

*Shurgs* That is what I would refer to as "high strangeness"

#I have no fucking clue what that is #where even is it? #that is one creepy mofo

[capisback]

I literally already hate him

#''I admire sakazuki'' #''I want his approval'' #I'm gonna beat your fuckin ass #shut up!!! #drunk ass creepy mofo #the only admiral *I* respect is Fujitora #and before that Ice Guy #shit #what's his name #it's so hot my brain melted #Kuzan!! #I like Kuzan #not this guy tho #fuck this guy #one piece #op #spoilers #one piece spoilers #op spoilers #ch 1053 #op 1053 #cap talks

[karniss-bg3]

Do you think it would be possible to persuade Kar'niss to turn against the Absolute by telling him it's the only way to end the shadow curse? It's the only way I can think of to convince him to join a good-aligned party, but I'm sure that'd be a really high DC to clear!

HMM. OP out here with the galaxy brain shit.

On one hand, we know Kar'niss is terrified of the shadows. Driders are meant to be pretty fearless but we see him scared on several occasions. His biggest fear outside of angering the Absolute is "feeding the shadows". It makes me wonder what about them specifically arcs him up so bad. Is it something he's seen, experienced? Does he see something more in them than just being dangerous? What if he sees hallucinations of those that harmed him in the Underdark each time he peers out in the inky blackness of the woodlands? That'd be creepy but effective to cement his desire to keep them at bay and weak.

On the other hand he is pretty devout to the Absolute, at least when we first meet him. To turn him against something he holds in such high regard would be a challenge, a high DC for sure. Tav would have to make the mother of all arguments to convince him as well as offer him something better besides. Kar'niss is obsessed with how well Majesty protects him, lamenting about the moon lantern and how it keeps him safe in the darkness. This mofo really has a night light to keep away the terrors of the everlasting night.

In conclusion, I think that is one route that could be possible to pull Kar'niss into a good-aligned party. It'd just take a lot of convincing and some God tier rolls to make happen. Larian is really good at giving the players options even if some are harder than others.

Thanks for the ask!

#baldur's gate 3 #kar'niss #drider #bg3 #karniss #baldurs gate 3 #answered #I had to mull this one over #It's a smart option I like it #how Kar'niss would react is up in the air

[crush-like-that]

' haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns '

Mike, Lucas, and Dustin have been best friends for as long as they can remember. Like most young (dumb) kids do, they started a group youtube channel in 5th grade. They posted videos that were all ranging between 10 seconds and 2 minutes, each had one of them doing stupid shit and pretending to be a ghost and the other two trying to capture the ghost. As they got a bit older they realized that they're hometown actually is sorta Freaky with a capital F so they started doing research on it. This led them to making a tiktok account just filled with cryptid hunting videos, each with the Lowest of quality and Cheapest of tricks.

Towards the end of freshman year (9th [10th] grade) Dustin and Mike make some stupid bet which Mike inevitably loses. Blah blah blah, Mike has to go into the Creepy Scary Woods right at the edge of town and try to record the Creature people talk about all by his lonesome so he does because he's a man of his word. While in there he DOES end up finding a creepy mofo (first one he's ever really seen) and that shit almost kills him!! Dumbass trips over a root and his now lying on the ground facing up and the Creature is standing over him, scary as hell, right? WRONG! The creature looks super human close up and Mike.... reads way too many supernatural/fantasy romance novels (ao3 is a mighty fine place for him too) (he's watched supernatural). Mike, scared out of his mind and just sort of pathetic, compliments the creature's scary ass fang and blood stained mouth. Creature becomes confused, Mike freaking bolts and goes back to Lucas + Dustin.

Mike tries to continue living life as normally as he can but he's also keeping this super massive ground breaking secret to himself. He sneaks away as often as he can to go to the woods and try to find the creature. Mike also takes up hunting so he can try to lure the creature out to him. After a while the creature does in fact come to trust Mike, and Mike realizes just how strangely human this fella is. He names the creature Will and they become this really odd pair of friends.

Now, we've also got New Girl Max Mayfield. (Also known as MadMax, a popular tiktoker/youtuber with very believable ghost hunting videos.) When she first moved to the school district the boys were absolutely PISSED because Max meant competition. This is, of course, until they realized that Max had stopped uploading ghost content three months before she moved to Hawkins. Throughout the schoolyear, Max and Lucas had been sort-of-talking, not-really-dating, loyal-to-each-other-without-actual-commitment, so Max does in fact know the boys. She also knows that they're fakeasses who post shit/weird videos and, out of the three of them, Mike is the weirdest. Interestingly enough, Mike gets weirder! So Max hyperfixtes on figuring out what the hell is up and she does hella detective work!

Max follows Mike to the woods, waits for him, scares the shit out of him, then makes him tell her what's been going on! Mike really honestly does mean to keep it a secret, but Max is very oddly persuasive and, by this point in time (mid June), Mike has kept Will a secret for nearly three months! Because Mike shares his Weird story, Max shares hers

#byler #lumax #byler au #i could say #bylerween #but i put them in summer here and not halloween #but who cares it's weirdo creatures

[frozenmoonshine]

Head Canon: Tokyo Manji School - TR boys as school teachers and staff.

Native language/Literature: CHIFUYU

He has OCD for spelling and punctuation. Forget one dash or a comma in your essay, and he'll lower your grade by two. Misspell something, and congrats, you failed the subject. Forces his students to read romance novels, but otherwise a nice teacher.

Foreign language 1: RAN

Thinks he's cool, but is actually a shitty teacher, tries to make up for it with charisma. Kids love him because he never gives homework, or any kind of actual work, really. If you're serious about learning a foreign language, just transfer to another class, or school, even better.

Foreign language 2: IZANA

Cannot transfer knowledge to save his life! Even tho he's super skilled himself, unlike Ran. Psychotic and scary, will scream at the kids for wrong answers, or throw pens and chalk at them if they talk during lectures. It's a miracle how he even passed the psychiatric check in order to be accepted to work with children.

Homeroom: MITSUYA

Best and kindest HR teacher ever! Period. Will resolve any student dispute with a smile, but everyone knows he can be scary if pissed off, so they tend to be on their best behavior. He passionately hates parent-teacher conferences tho, especially with those obnoxious, unreasonable parents! That's where the former delinquent in him itches to come to the surface!

Math: KISAKI

He's actually pretty good at his job, which is explanainig shit and transferring knowledge. His classes may be boring, there's lot of homework, and he doesn't care about his students in the slightest, so he's far from students' favorite, but his lectures are useful.

Physics: SMILEY

He enjoys lab experiments a bit too much, and stuff explodes or goes wrong a bit too often, but he just laughs it off, even if his hair is on fire, or he accidentally almost electrocuted himself with a Tesla coil. Ends up in the infirmary at least twice a week.

Chemistry: SANZU

Smells and licks lab substances to determine what they are, regardless of how unsafe it is. Can guess the exact formula of any mixture just by looking at it. Speaks very little and in quiet voice which makes him weird and borderline creepy. But he's an ok teacher. However, if you leave a mess in his lab, or don't wash and clean the lab utensils properly after use, prepare to meet your doom.

Biology: BAJI

Will bring animals to classroom! Especially their young. Strongly opposed to dissection, insectariums, and any other sort of animal cruelty! Will teach his students to protect the environment and to love animals. Sweetheart teacher no. 1, everyone loves him.

Sex Ed.: MIKEY

Will have the most disinterested, indifferent face ever while talking about STDs and stuff. Uses 48 positions as textbook. Recommended porn to his students on multiple occasions, until the headmaster heard of it, and then he stopped doing it officially, but will secretly deal porn goods to his male students when they ask him. He's super professional with female students tho, always answering any question they have seriously, and even flashing his trademark cute smile. You'd almost think he's two different people.

P.E.: DRAKEN

Ok, this lovable mofo takes sports a bit too seriously, his classes feel like military drills! Everyone's absolutely exhausted and barely breathing afterwards. He gives tough love, but he's kind to no end, so kids actually love him.

Music: SOUTH

You think music classes are supposed to be fun and easy?! Think again if your teacher is Terano Minami-sensei! And you better sing along in those singing practices, cause if he hears you slacking off, you might as well just say your prayers, cause you won't be very vivo by the end of the class!

Philosophy: WAKASA

Chill. Lowkey depressed. Doesn't grade a single paper, like, ever. Doesn't take attendance. Talks about anything and everything with his students, even his personal life, but always has a valuable point to make at the end of the story. Students confide in him, too, and go to him for life advice, which makes him nervous, but he lowkey enjoys the fact they rely on him.

Religion: TAIJU

PRAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Ya better take your piety seriously and show your devotion, OR ELSE!

Art: KAZUTORA

Eccentric art teacher, the stereotype. Kind and gentle with his students tho, focuses more on nurturing their creativity than teaching them the art theories and history. All straight female students crush on him hard. He almost quit his job tho, when one asked him to pose naked for his painting.

History: INUPI

Petty bitch. If you don't know what that one historical figure he simps for ate for breakfast every day, or when the birthday of the dog of another historical figure that he simps for was, he'll give you an F. But good luck with figuring out which ones he doesn't simp for, or what random facts he doesn't think are of crucial importance!

Economy/Sociology/Politics: KOKO

Probably the most normal, balanced teacher in the school. He can be pretty strict, and will give an absolute shit ton of assignments (that he'll later regret deeply, when he has to pull all-nighters to grade), but he's actually really good at teaching and really knows what he's talking about, so his lectures are kinda interesting, even tho it's a boring subject. Some students like him, some don't, but everyone respects him, at least.

Headmaster: SHINICHIRO

Kind of an easygoing dork, will play with the kids in the schoolyard during breaks, or after classes, but rules with an iron fist when need be. It is extemely rare tho, cause everyone respects him for his kind and friendly nature.

School nurse: ANGRY

Caring and protective to a smothering level. Will insist you stay in the infirmary even for a simple paper cut. Has all sorts of colorful, funny band-aids, will let you choose whichever you like, as if it's a sticker. Tired of his brother constantly popping up with new injuries, tho.

School janitor: HANMA

School superstar! Will pretend to be on the stage, using the floor mop as a microphone, and do a weird, cringy dance down the school corridor while wiping it. Students LOVE him! Need a smoke? You just have to ask, he shares generously! Skipping a lecture? Hanma's got your back! Plotting a revenge on your bullies? You already know who to count on. All he asks in return is for you to spill the tea, so he literally has every single piece of nasty info on both teachers and students alike! Need to blackmail someone? Yeah, you got it.

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers headcanons #matsuno chifuyu #haitani ran #kurokawa izana #mitsuya takashi #kisaki tetta #kawata twins #smiley and angry #sanzu haruchiyo #baji keisuke #mikey tokyo revengers #sano manjiro #draken #ryuguji ken #terano minami #south tokyo revengers #akashi takeomi #shiba taiju #hanemiya kazutora #inui seishu #inupi #kokonoi hajime #koko tokyo revengers #sano shinichiro #hanma shuji #headcanon #tokyo manji revengers #tokyo manji school

[okami-zero]

*incoherent anime screaming*

So just watched the latest episode of G-Witch, and per my usual, my rambling is below to avoid spoilers.

To say that I wish for Prospera's head on a gilded platter would be the closest I could get to the emotions wound up by this episode.

Now, I absolutely love Guel's return. He grew up a lot while he was away (and now has some fun PTSD! /s). But Prospera almsot gleefully abandoned her flesh-and-blood daughter for her tamagotchi stuck-in-Permet-because-of-her literal ghost-in-the-machine revenge. I will not let her pretend this is for Eri's benefit at all (and Eri deserves better). This is vengeance, pure and simple. She will blame the death of her husband and colleagues on Cathedra and Delling. She will blame Eri being made into a Gundam control system on Cathedra and Delling. She will blame the suffering Suletta is being put through on Cathedra and Delling (and being the duplicitous madwoman she is, throw Miorine in there for the last one). Only one of these is feasibly true. The last two are directly her choice to carry out and do.

And they just HAD to use Happy Birthday, didn't they? Fuck, this series is going to give people depressive episodes when hearing that song by the end of it all...

I will give Guel the props he deserves, he did very well considering he still hasn't processed everything that happened in the attack on the Plant and his accidental/self-defense patricide. He is becoming a fave. And his confession to Suletta was adorable.

So, we saw Suletta's heart absolutely break in the episode and dear gods, it has been a while since I have seen something that fucking tear-my-heart-out-and-stomp-on-it emotionally raw (Demon Slayer had a couple, need to get back on that). And you know "Lady" Prospera is going to capitalize on that shit (she probably knew form the start, so she gets to keep her little puppet, despite Miorine's intent).

Now we saw some of Miorine's reaction (not sure if she could hear Suletta or not), but all we really saw was the hesitation. Even when she pressed the button, the reluctance. And we know the girl is good at throwing up an imperious front. But I want to see how she really feels about this. I mean, we saw how fiercely she faced down Prospera for Suletta's sake. But I want to see what seeing this girl, who had basically placed her heart in her hands, who was willing to do so much for her, that was so in love with her - I want to see what seeing Suletta's heart break right in front of her did to Miorine. Because as good as she is at putting up a front... I don't believe that is something she could have done easily. And probably only had one shot to do it.

So yea, Prospera's head, gilded platter, let's make it happen!

(Seriously though, Prospera is an excellent antagonist here. She has a bit of the whole "revenge for my family" vibe from Char and Zechs, but she's just completely around the bend. And AGAIN with the creepy Bene Gesserit ladies! They always seem so fucking eager to just stab everyone in the back soon as they turn around. And Shaddiq, you tricksy mofo, I see you. You and your Treize Khushrenada vibe, I see you.)

Also, kind of sad Norea missed Elan#Five with that pencil, not gonna lie...

#okami rants #okami rambles #okami watches g-witch #mobile suit gundam: witch from mercury #mobile suit gundam #witch from mercury #g-witch #miorine rembran #suletta mercury #guel jeturk #I dunno which ship name to use...mioletta? #And there is a TIIINY part of my brain in the back whispering OT3 and I'm like...whoa #settle down let's see how this shakes out a little further...

[virgilisspidey]

So we all know how the 2012 intro would change in this au, but what about the rise intro?

Not much would change with the lyrics, i guess???

I dont know where to intert him in all honesty but when it does come to the intro sequence that i can see that mofo having his own creepy section

#tmnt 2012 #rottmnt two souls #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles two souls #two souls ask

[blondeaxolotl]

I just realized that I didn't ask this in your Red Butler AU, is the creepy mofo aka Baron Kelvin in here? If so may I punch him into inferno/ask what tf is he doing in this AU

Yeah, he's switched with this cult guy

Why because they're both creeps and they die anyway so

#also yes you may punch him into oblivion #black butler #kuroshitsuji #black butler swap au #red butler au #mono ask

[prismartist]

4 and 8 for the assassins ask game :O

favorite song (bonus: favorite ballad)

i do think these have the same answer actually: ballad of czolgosz :D i just loooove the way it's structured and how "head of the line" gets recontextualized each time it's said, plus it's boppy and the choreo tends to be so fun. it's fun to sing too. it's also interesting to me how the balladeer uses nicknames for the other two ballads which i always took to be condescending, but he just uses leon's surname implying a modicum of respect? that's neat if so. plus czolgosz and the balladeer are my faves ^^ i really wanna do an animatic of it

a concept or direction you'd like to see

oh no i'm not smart enough for this why did i write this JDKEJDEK

hmmmm ok you know what i'm stealing @.pealeii's answer LMAO having sets really leaning into the Creepy Hell Carnival would be very cool. it's like one of the main reasons why a hypothetical movie adaptation, for me, would be best animated

and also...... i dunno, balladeer being more of a bitch? esp in the context of him turning himself into lee harvey oswald like in 2021. just this absolute menacing, righteous mofo underneath the whole paragon country singer persona. because to me the american dream is always prone to corruption; it's a flawed concept in general, and i'd like to see more productions lean into that. where it was always inevitable he'd turn, whether he does so to prove a Point (like he tries to prevent the assassination through some wibbly wobbly ghost quartet shit), or he's just fully swayed to the assassins' side. also i'd really enjoy a judgy balladeer that's sort of full of himself. i don't know if any of that made sense @.@

this is long already but i just wanna leave this ballad of guiteau that basically does what i'm talking about and i love a lot (esp before the last verse where the balladeer grips guiteau and points at the scaffold stone-faced oughguhgo)

#assassins #musicals #assassins musical #on another note i'm so glad people are playing the game :DD i'm very happy you like it hehe #ask #ivorypiano #cursing

[vulpixelates]

this movie is so fucking surreal

anakin is so unhinged and reckless the entire movie and no matter what obi-wan tells yoda and the other jedi about it, despite them spending half of phantom menace being like "omg anakin is so dangerous we can't train him," they basically just ignore him???

anakin literally tells padme that he would love a dictatorship and then laughs it off as if he was kidding and not only does she believe him after he goes mask off future fash but she still FUCKS HIM

who tf actually ordered these damn clones and why. i literally don't even remember

watto tells anakin that some dude bought his mom and then married her and this doesn't set off any red flags and is never treated as being creepy as fuck, and obi-wan gives these weirdo people anakin's future son later on??? hello? to the mofo whose dad bought and married a woman? HELLO? obi-wan you are AN AWFUL judge of character

why did jango want a mini me. how self-absorbed do you have to be to want a child that's just a clone of you. that sounds TERRIBLE

anakin is so fucking creepy how did i ever find him charming when i was a child lmao padme run!!!!!!!!!!!

#dykewatching sw #dykewatching aotc

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 90

Nord VPN again ... so what this -- ah, I see ... Sam, you chaos gremlin ... yes, that's right, Samuel, you can't mess with these people ... Marisha: "I don't trust you, you piece of shit." Nor should you ...

Laura pronouncing EU as "ew" and Liam not quite getting it ... XD

Oh, so does this mean they really ARE splitting up for this part? Oof ... you know you're not supposed to DO THAT ...

Roll for which group goes first? Hmmm ... the bombers first, then ... okay ...

Ira you creepy fucker I swear I don't trust you as far as I can throw you ...

So ... it's a familiar familiarity then, Matthew?

Ashley sleight of hand Nat20? Awww ... and apparently she may just have given that old beggar a small fortune round here ...

The objective of the plan ... hmmm ... meanwhile it seems FCG may be grating on Ira's nerve some ...

Barking? Really? Probably not good ...

Perception check time ... hmmmm ... fancy insect skull ... viculch? Okay ... these things are MASSIVE ...

Oh crap ... Gloamglut? The fay dragon? Not a good sign ... Fearne's dad's close, clearly ...

Over to the other group? Okay ...

Sprawlgrotto? That is impossibly difficult to say, clearly ...

What to roll? Crap ...

Invisible shenanigans ... yup ...

Wow ... Marisha rolled SO SHIT for having advantage ... thank the gods for those Nat20s ...

Lots of myceit ... harvesting fungi? That's not, like, weirdly existentially odd for them?

Seriously, was Matt reading too much Dungeon Meshi when he came up with this stretch of the campaign?

Scry ball is pretty close now ... but still not EXACTLY where they're going ... O.O

Music? Interesting ... whoa! Street busking! Cool! A didgeridoo? Awesome ...

No way to know if they're under any casual observation ...

Awwwwww ... the twinsies continue to be so cute together ... :3

Con save for Chetney's flatulence ...

Okay, so ... are they close to their destination or what?

That is one HEAVILY GUARDED entrance ... any other ways in?

Awwww ... flirty witch girlfriend shenanigans ... I love them ... :3

Wow ... Matt's sexy pre campaign days on a t-shirt ... well done, Sam ... LOL

Already halfway though their invisibility? Not good ...

Whoa ... are they in the mad god's brain? Is this like Knowhere? Laura, your brain worries me sometimes ...

Ashley, what are you doing with that hood? :3

"Passing miners"? Congrats on dodging the Galaxy Quest ref there guys ...

So they're on high alert, then ... hmmmm ...

Uh-oh ... incoming ... and they're zeroing in on Ira ... great ...

"A dark armoured figure"? Crap ... shit! Zathuda? Balls ...

Weird ass Predator looking Hulk mofo ...

Sunder Lord? Interesting ... wait, so this might be the Sunder KING? Okay ... so this is Cruth, then ... the Reiloran big bad himself ...

Bollocks ... have then been sniffed out?

Everybody knows you don't give dogs chocolate! Even freaky alien ones!

Speak With Animals? Hmmmm ...

Oh for the love of the gods Sam, not again ... ewww ... and it's WET?!!! Come on Riegel!

Fearne is clearly DETERMINED for this thing to just be a GOOD BOY isn't she? I really DON'T think this is gonna work, Fearne!

I don't think that griffon meat's gonna work out, Ashton. It's WAY too old ...

Speak With Animals AND Command on the thing? Good luck with that, Letters ... or Fast Friends? Hmmm ... wow ... hope this is a good choice ... yeah, he Commands it to "GIT!!!!" And it works? Blimey ...

Wow, that was bloody close ... phew ...

HOLY FUCK did Ira just pull a Jedi mind trick on that guy? O.O

Flip flop, back and forth ... here we go ...

Cupped? Hmmm ... is that an "underboob" joke, perchance?

Yeah, I mean ... SURELY the rope itself would be invisible too since it was covered by the same spell ...

Spiderclimb PLUS Invisibility ... okay, here we go, then ...

Not NOTHER shite roll? Two 2s? Balls ... Marisha, WHY?!!!

Wow ... this has gone all kinds of Abbott & Costello ... oh thank the gods FINALLY a good roll ...

This plan keeps getting more and more convoluted and I love it ... LOL ...the stink of desperation is STRONG now ...

"Matt: "You're Batman-ing this! Like Adam West!" XD

I cannot believe that actually worked ... or did it? O.O

Oh yeah, OF COURSE they got spotted. That WAS a massive fuckup ...

Phew ... that was like SCARY close ... and NOW he checks for traps? Oof ... at least they're in ... so what now?

Aha! So Chetney could follow her scent? Cool ... oh WHAT?!!! A Cytaa? Is that HER Cytaa? Okay then ... Gona? Cute ... So yeah, this could work, then ...

Awww ... yeah, let her hide in Laudna's birdhous backpack! Yeah! Oh yeah ... yeah, better on their shoulders, rather than in there with Pate ... O.O

Time running out for Orym's Invisibility ... great ...

Back to the bombers, again ...

A new wall ... a "BLAST WALL?" Oh, that can't be good ...

Oh, so this is going to be a PROBLEM for them going forward?

Passwall? With the Staff? Would that actually WORK?

This shit is FIFTEEN FEET THICK?!!! Bloody hell ...

Oh, an Illusory spell? Yeah, that's best ... nice one, Ira. And now he's making will-o-the-wisp lights too ... FCG: "I don't know why I bother."

Some kind of seriously ugly drilling machine ... that thing is just NASTY ... 3 Reilorans and a Hulk? Hmmmm ... potentially risky ... is this gonna be a problem?

Oh, so THIS is gonna be the bombsite? Hmmmm ... good point, though ... they definitely need to deal with these guys too ... ah, so we're DEFINITELY doing this then ...

SIX big bombs ... of course ... why am I not surprised?

Time to fight, then ... AND THAT'S when we take a break? Of course it is ...

And we're back ... with the OTHERS again ... yeah, not really surprised ...

Chetney wolfs out in the dumbest possible way and I love it ... XD ... and somebody's coming ... great timing ...

"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinstoooonnnn ..." Yup ... way to creep Matt out, Travis ... XD

Now Matt's doing secret sneaky DM stuff ... O.O ... oh dear ...

Balls ... GUARDS ... and they're like TOTALLY blocking the way ... how to get through? Wait ... Chetney's going to use his TOYS to do this? How?

Wow ... the Master Toymaker did BEAUTIFULLY there ... way to go, Chet! And now they're through ... sweet!

Grim Psychometry ... ON THE CRYSTAL?!!! Really, Chet? This sounds like SUCH bad idea ...

Aha, so they're like ... Reiloran SCIENTISTS, then? Hmmm ...

Ah, so THIS is the Bay? OKay then ...

Organs? BABY organs? Eep ... O.O ... in general this is all REALLY CREEPY ...

Oh dear gods what the fuck is THAT THING?

Hunter's Bane? Yeah, do it, Chet ... no hits ... phew ...

A fucking JUDICATOR is being autopsied? Holy fuck ...

Ah ... so that's who they're looking for ... and she's IN THE VAT!!! Great ... still alive, but ... yeah, this is clearly pretty bad ...

And we're back in the dig ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

CHARM!!! Yup ... and it WORKS!!! OKay ... oh, not on IRA though ... jump in front of him? Fearne, honey ... wow, I can't believe that worked ...

Okay, thats ONE down without a fight ...

Wow ... Ashton is, like, REALLY bad at Deception ... O.O

Wow ... Ira just set the timer while THIS SHIT'S going on ... oh fuck ... this is all going south SO FAST ...

Three minutes = one minute of game play ... oh boy ... rush it, guys!

Oh, so Ira is going to ABANDON ASHTON? Wow .., oh, no, THAT'S more like it ... the Juggernaut is now a SNAIL ... nice ...

And now they're running ... and having a jolly little convo while they're at it ...

BOOM ...

Dimension Door to the surface just as the bombs go off? Phew ... and now eveything is just CHAOS ... Fearne is FALLING!!! Shit! Oh, NICE SAVE, Ira! And now they're just BOOKING IT!!!

Fuck, this is gone all kinds of fucked ... wait, he wants to UNROLL THE HOLE, put Letters in it, roll it up again with him in it, and then RUN AWAY with it? That is one hell of a Hail Mary ... roll for Dexterity, then ... so that just HALVES THE DAMAGE ... oof ... and now he has to do a STRENGTH CHECK to see if he can HOLD ONTO THE HOLE?!!! Oh my fucking gods ... if this tanks they lose the Hole forever ... 16? Wow ...

That's a lot of dice for damage ... that is NEVER a good sign ... even half of THIS is gonna hurt ... and now he's SMILING ... 158 points of Force Damage? Holy shit ... even halved, that's stil 79 points each ... ouch ...

But at least they still have the Hole ...

And now 25 points of BLUDGEONING damage each ... oh boy ... is it over, at leaat?

Oh bollocks ... that FUCKING DRAGON again ...

Oh for fuck's sake ... flip flop AGAIN?

And the blast shakes the whole place EVEN HERE ... more chaos ... and the vat is CRACKED! Okay ... Orym goes for it, meanwhile Chetney just shouts out for an evacuation ... so that leaves just the Mystic AND the Shrike ... hmmm ...

Battlemap? Aha ... cue Wizzkids plug ...

Unsettling Presence? Cool ...

Invisibility definitely really helps with Stealth checks ...

Getting ready for a scrap ... and a timed attack ... okay, then ...

A SIXTH LEVEL Psychic Lance? Bloody hell, Imogen ... and now the Mystic is Incapacitated ... nice ... 29 points of SPsychi damage!

Orym Hexes the Mystic and goes for an attack ... it hits! Oh yeah, he is gonna FUCK THIS GUY UP ... 18 points! Action Surge! Yeah ... oh yeah, he just MURDERS that guy ... holy fuck ... and now he's going for the Shrike instead ... holy shit, tiny Battle Master is a BADASS ...

Laudna Banes the Shrike, then Chetney casts Blood Curse of Binding on it ... oh, the new Scythe! Sweet ... and it hits! 19 for the first hit, 17 damage for the second! Wow ...

And NOW it's time to roll Inititative ...

Nuts ... the Shrike's up first ... and it smashes the glass tank with the ... THING in it ...

Some kind of giant BUG ... OH MY FUCKING GODS what the hell IS THAT THING?!!!

Laura asks them to hold for a moment ... cue several folk singing Girl From Ipanema ... XD ... oh, sounds like a Hail Mary ... Synaptic Static? Whoa ... so that's both the Shrike AND that bug beast ... 25 points of Psychic damage each ... and it fucks 'em up for fighting, too ... PINK LIGHTNING? Awww ... that's cute! :3

Chetney casts Blood Curse of Bloated Agony on the beasty, then attacks with his Scythe ... and CRITS!!! Nice ... Double damage means 25 on each of the two hits! Yeah ... and then his scythe SHATTERS right away? Fuck ... unbelievable ... he just GOT THAT!!!

Orym jumps on the still prone Shrike and attacks again ... 10 damage, then 15 on the second, 13 on the third ... and he gets the HDYWTDT! Yeah ... ANOTHER murder!

Laudna skitters across the ceiling over it and casts Blight on the vidulch ... 8D8 of Necrotic damage? Nice ... 25 altogether? Pretty sweet ... then she Quickens and hits it with an Eldritch Blast ... first misses, but the next two hit! Yeah ...

The beasty's turn and it's GETTING UP ... oh this is UGLY ... but it's also HURT ... okay ... IT CAN MULTI-ATTACK?!!! I'm sorry? Oh yeah, this thing is just unleashing a big can of whoopass on EVERYBODY, innit? Wait, AND it has Corroding Spit? Seriously? Come ON Matthew! But apparently because it wasn't "done", it is also falling apart with each turn ...

Imogen blasts a Lightning Bolt right through it ... at 4TH LEVEL?!!! Wow ... 23 points of damage! Just send those dice to dice jail, Laura! She Quickens, then casts Shocking Grasp on it ... 21 more points! Yeah ...

CHetney RIPS HIS OWN EARS OFF to reveal flames as he casts Crimson Rite! Okay ... 26 points of damage, plus another 16 from the Rite ... HDYWTDT!!! Yes! He just tears the vidulch CLEAN OPEN and it just spills itself out all over him ... charming ... oh for the love of ... DON'T EAT THAT, Chet!

They break the vat open and release their intended rescuee ... yeah, get to healing, guys! So Evoroa is free, and awake, but definitely still HURT ...

Oh yeah, grab the Aeorian tech thingy, yeah ... into the Bag of Holding with it! And some fetus bottles for Laudna ... lovely ...

Oh wow ... so they just put the white hot masks DIRECTLY onto the Judicators' faces, huh? Charming ...

Checking in with the others ... back at the bomb site, then ...

Oh yeah, I would say that blast was a RESOUNDING success ... meanwhile Letters and Ashton are just DEAFENED right now ... great ... Fearn tries to getto them both now ...

Oh thank fuck they're back together again ...

Fuck ... the Red Glow? Not good ... and here comes the SCREAM!!! Fuck ... whatever that was it wasn't GOOD ...

Yeah, better beat a hasty retreat ...

Another explosion ... a PINK explosion? Great ... oh yeah, that was DEFINITELY LIliana ... and she's STILL ALIVE ...

Backtracking out through the builsing in a hurry ... thank fuck for Invisibility ... yeah, they BARELY make it out ...

Crap ... soldiers, just EVERYWHERE ... try another route, then ... yes, UP not down ... good thing for all the chaos, clearly ...

Boot the door! Yeah, here we go ... young half-elf? Hmmm ... just keep going! Yeah, balcony! Go! Oh ... well THAT'S a long way down ...

So apparently the scream was Liliana ... oof ...

DOWN!!! QUICK!!!

Phew ... they manage to make their escape into the city ...

Liliana (psychically): "Did she KNOW?!!!" Matt: "And THAT'S where we're gonna call it a night!" Cue CHAOS from the party ...

Fuck ... another exhausting session ...

#critical role #crit role campaign 3 #crit role spoilers #campaign 3 spoilers #campaign 3 episode 90 #matt mercer #marisha ray #laudna #travis willingham #chetney pock o'pea #laura bailey #imogen temult #liam o'brien #orym of the air ashari #ashley johnson #fearne calloway #taliesin jaffe #ashton greymoore #sam riegel #fresh cut grass

[sleepynegress]

Finally Got Around To Watching Bones and All (fell asleep to it before, but paid attention this time)...

....And I have mixed feelings about it.

As a Black woman who was totally into the dark ish back in the day when there were slim pickens, this is the vaporwave, road trip, supernatural horror monster love story, I'd always wanted to see us be centered in more. However, I'm also frustrated that I rarely see this kind of thing done by Black creators.

There's usually some tongue-in-cheek "hoodification" added that while I don't mind it (Tales from the Hood is a classic) I WISH we did more serious dark horror without a racism message or hood campiness, but specifically from a Black gaze.

I had some issues with being able to pick-up on a sort of romanticized gaze of America in the 80's and these young "exotic" runaway outcasts... from a lens other than the leads'. The story is told from Maren's POV, but still felt like an old white foreign artiste, and not her... In a way, that added to a dreamlike quality it had. Like a lucid almost-nightmare. It would have helped if Maren had some touchpoints of either blackness or more diversity among the travelers they meet and/or other Eaters. The always-amazing Andre Holland only shows up briefly in flashbacks. There are a few black extras, though. I did Iove the hard lean into visual and sensual metaphors for Lee and Maren's connection...I mean 'Bones and All' it really is about the deep down loving the crust of a person kind of love. But it's a leisurely intensity... You'd get what I mean after watching. The biggest visual metaphor in this is sharing Eating after killing. This is the vampire movie for those who think vampires aren't "eating" hard enough.

That one scene in The Lost Boys, where they eat a bunch of drunken bonfire dudes and it is NASTY (I have a clear memory of one of the Lost Boys biting into a man's head like a damn apple and the blood justa' spurtin)... It's that but ramped to the extreme. It is subtle, but this is very clearly some new supernatural creature lore. Like there are abilities and rules that crept into this. This is a monster movie. They aren't human. They are Eaters. -Monsters. It's not about traditional banjo backwoods cannibals but creatures who need to Eat, who are hiding within humanity. Monster young people in love, yes... but it's about supernatural creatures in hiding on the road and subsisting, and it's easy to forget that given how human their struggles and feelings are, given their situations and experiences as what appear to be young vulnerable kids. Taylor Russell is what I feel Bianca Lawson could have been if Hollywood had been ready for her. She plays youth authentically, but she's pushing thirty. The edgy kids would be all over this movie so much more, especially the ending if it were two white leads. It's horrific, disgusting, tragic, and grandly romantic in a way that especially the goth/emo kids should love. Unfortunately, I think it will take some years before this is appreciated. But it will definitely be that cult classic. When you're in a dark quiet mood, and can deal with gore, want something dreamy, creepy, nostalgic, and darkly romantic and horrific... This is your ticket.

P.S. Mark Rylance's character is the creepiest mofo I've seen in a good while and may even trigger some folks with his mannerisms. Yeesh. He's the closest thing to an antagonist in this.

#bones and all #review #blah blah #another one for the youtube video schedule #I'd like to dig deeper tbh #thisisarec but only the edgy people #of course chloe seveigny's weird ass is up in this: affectionate #she always plays in these edgy roles

[raya-rhaenyra-ahsoka]

House of the Dragon Ep. 7: Driftmark, a Summary (Incorrect Quotes Edition)

SPOILERS AHEAD!

*Laena Velaryon's funeral*

Vaemond: *gives speech about Laena in High Valyrian*

Vaemond: *looks directly at Rhae-Rhae* ...Lady Laena leaves behind two TRUE-BORN daughters.

Rhaenyra: *thoughts* Wtf is his problem?

Daemon: *laughs*

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *approaches Jacaerys* Jace, baby, have you seen your daddy?

Rhaenyra: Btw, your cousins’ mom had just died. Maybe you should go comfort them.

Jacaerys: I lost someone too.

Rhaenyra: Jace.

Jacaerys: Wtf are we even doing here, mommy? We should be in Harrenhal for Lord Lyonel and Ser Harwin.

Rhaenyra: *lowkey panics and looks around fearing someone heard them*

Rhaenyra: It’s not appropriate. The Velaryons are our fam and the Strongs aren’t. Get it?

Jacaerys: *annoyed* Fine.

. . . . .

Helaena: *tending to her bugs*

Aegon: *disgusted* Eww, wtf is she doing now? We have nothing in common.

Aemond: Uh, she’s our sister.

Aegon: You marry her, then.

Aemond: I’d do it, but I’m not promised to her.

Aegon: It’s a terrible idea, honestly.

Aemond: It would strengthen the fam and keep our blood pure.

Aegon: She’s fucking weird af.

Aemond: She’s your future queen. Show her some respect, bro.

Aegon: *grabs another drink* Well, actually, we do have one thing in common. We both dragons and you don’t.

Aemond: …

Aemond: Fuck you, Aegon.

. . . . .

Larys: *creepy stalking Alicent*

Criston: Queen Ali, Larys has been staring at you weirdly, btw.

Alicent: *Sees Larys* Wtf

Alicent: Calm down, Crispy. He’s just happy he’s the new lord of Harrenhal.

Criston: …

. . . . .

Jacaerys: ...

Baella and Rhaena: ...

Jacaerys: Idk what to say, but I’m here.

Baela: *grabs Jacaerys’ hand* Thanks, cousin.

. . . . .

Corlys: Lukey, my title and High Tide will be yours someday. Your big bro will be king and he’ll be in King’s Landing with all the boring meetings and shit. But the lord of the tides rules the seas.

Lucerys: *pulls a Jon Snow expression* I don’t want it.

Jon Snow in the future:

Corlys: Wtf it’s your birthright.

Lucerys: If I’ll be lord of driftmark, that means everyone’s dead.

Corlys: …

. . . . .

Rhaenys: *approaches Baela and Rhaena*

Jacaerys: K bye.

Rhaenys: *hugs Baela and Rhaena* It’s ok, my grandbabies.

Rhaena: *sad face* I don’t want mommy gone.

. . . . .

Jacaerys and Aemond:

. . . . .

Laenor: *staring at the sea, crying*

Corlys: Wtf

Corlys: Hey, Qarl, get your bff out of the water.

Vaemond: Big bro, wtf. Calm down.

. . . . .

Viserys: Hey, lil’ bro. Your baby girls look like their Mom. Trust me, it helps with the loss of pain, but then again the gods can be cruel.

Daemon: Bitch, please. They’re more cruel to you. I mean, you look terrible af.

Viserys: Btw, maybe you should come back to King’s Landing with us. You know, come back home.

Daemon: My baby girls and I live in Pentos now.

Viserys: Bro, I know we fight a lot, but let’s forget about that. I’ll give you a position when you come with us. That’s something you need, right? So, what do you say?

Daemon: No, thanks. I don’t need anything.

Viserys: Come on, bro.

Daemon: *walks out*

Otto, to Daemon: Sorry for your loss.

Daemon: Stfu, I know you don’t mean it.

. . . . .

Viserys, to Alicent: I’m going to bed, Aemma.

Alicent: Wtf my name is Alicent!

Everyone at the funeral:

Everyone in the fucking universe:

. . . . .

Aegon: *drunk af*

Otto, to Aemond: Where tf is your bro?

Aemond: *points at Aegon on the floor*

Otto: *finds him and kicks his ass*

Aegon: Aemond, wtf?! No, wait. You’re not Aemond.

Aegon: *panics* Oh, shit! Hi grandpa.

Otto: Go to bed, you little shit!

. . . . .

Rhaenys: Laena wants to come home, but Daemon said no.

Corlys: I’m sure he’s doing what’s best for the fam.

Rhaenys: That son of a bitch is selfish. She would’ve been here and had our Maesters treat her.

Corlys: They have doctors there too, Babe. If you’re blaming someone, it’s the gods.

Rhaenys: Maybe they’re punishing us because of our big heads.

Corlys: Hey, you would’ve been the queen. But those mofos gave it to your cousin. Is it bad that as your hubby for you to get it back?

Rhaenys: Omfg, not this again. I know it’s really for your ambition and not for me. I accepted the fact that I will never have it, it’s you who wouldn’t let it go. Even now, your daughter just died, your son is a mess, and that’s all you care about? Wtf.

Corlys: Babe, we only live once. Of course, we got to live our lives to the fullest.

Rhaenys: I want Laena’s baby girl, Baela to inherit Driftmark. To someone who actually has Velaryon blood. You can say it now while everyone’s still here.

Corlys: What about Laenor?

Rhaenys: He’s gonna be king consort. I wouldn’t worry about him.

Corlys: And Laenor’s baby boys? What about them, huh?

Rhaenys: Come on, you aren’t blind. Kids looked nothing like him. You know those aren’t his sons. But we’re sure that Laena’s daughters came out of her.

Corlys: History doesn’t remember blood, they remember names.

Rhaenys: Wtf Corlys.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *venting out* Laenor is so bored because there are no battles. Our marriage is a joke, but at least, I’m involve.

Daemon: You’re lucky.

Rhaenyra: I guess I have been ever since my daddy chose me. But we tried, but nothing happened. Plus, there’s no pleasure, at all. I did find it though, and it’s soo good. *wink-wink*

Daemon: Oh, yeah, that’s why Harwin was always around you.

Rhaenyra: Yeah, I shouldn’t have let him leave though. They say that castle more cursed then ever.

Daemon: You know that’s an urban legend, right? If I had to guess, that was your evil stepmom’s doing.

Rhaenyra: I don’t think Ali would actually kill anyone, but her dad? Maybe. That son of a bitch had me spied.

Daemon: Everyone makes mistakes, Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: Oh, that’s so rich coming from you, uncle.

Daemon: I’m sorry, and what exactly did I do?

Rhaenyra: Bitch, you left me!

Daemon: I had too, you were still a baby.

Rhaenyra: *seduction mode on* Sure, but I’m not a baby anymore. 😉

Daemon: Rhae-Rhae, wtf are you doing?

Rhaenyra and Daemon: *makes out*

Rhaenyra and Daemon: *doing it*

. . . . .

Aemond: I want a dragon and I’m getting a dragon.

Aemond: *sees Vhagar*

Aemond: Ooh, I want her.

Aemond: *claims Vhagar*

Aemond, flying on Vhagar:

Aemond: OMFG THAT WAS AWESOME!

. . . . .

Baela and Rhaena: *sees Vhagar being stolen* Wtf

Baela: *wakes us Jacaerys* Jace, wake up!

Jacaerys: What? What?

Baela: Someone stole our mommy’s dragon.

Jacaerys: *gets up* WHAT?! Son of a bitch!

. . . . .

Rhaena: *sees Aemond* Omfg it’s him.

Aemond: Yeah, it’s me. Got a problem?

Rhaena: Wtf Vhagar is my mommy’s dragon!

Aemond: Well, she’s dead. Doesn’t matter.

Rhaena: I was gonna claim her!

Aemond: First come, first claim then, bitch. Maybe your cousins can find you a pig then.

Rhaena: Wtf that’s it!

Aemond: *shoves Rhaena aside* Weak bitch.

Baela: *punches Aemond* Don’t touch my sister, you son of bitch!

Aemond: *punches Baela* Fight me and I’ll feed you to my fucking dragon!

Jacaerys: *attacks Aemond* Wtf, Aemond! You should never hit a girl!

*Kiddie fight ensues*

Aemond: *gains the upper hand and strangles Lucerys* Weak-ass bitches!

Aemond: *grabs a rock and aims at Lucerys* You’ll die screaming just like your daddy!

Lucerys: Idiot! My daddy’s still alive.

Jacaerys: If you hurt my lil’ bro, I swear to the gods, Aemond, I will end you.

Aemond: Oh, he doesn’t know? Your poor bastards.

Jacaerys: *grabs a knife* That’s it!

Rhaena: Jace, wtf are you doing?!

Jacaerys: *attacks with knife*

Aemond: *disarms Jacaerys and hits him with the rock on his head*

Jacaerys: *drops knife and hits the ground*

Lucerys: *grabs his bro’s knife*

Aemond: Anyone else?

Jacaerys:

Lucerys: *slashes through Aemond’s eye* Don’t touch my big bro!

Aemond: *covers his bleeding eye* OW! WTF?! OMFG MY EYE! I’M BLIND!

Lord Commander: WTF IS GOING ON?!

. . . . .

Viserys: How in the seven fucking hells did you let this happen?!

Lord Commander: Idk, my king. The kids were supposed to be in bed.

Viserys: Who was on duty?

Criston: The prince was attacked by his cousins.

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae’s babies are Aemond’s nephews, idiot! Not his cousins! Nevertheless, you were supposed to protect my family! WTF!

Lord Commander: I’m so sorry, my king. It won’t happen again.

Criston: Yeah, we never had to defend princes from princes, btw.

Viserys: YOU STFU AND THAT’S NOT AN ANSWER!

Criston: …

Alicent, to the Maester: *lowkey panicking* My baby’s gonna be ok, right? It will heal, right? Right?

Maester: His wound will heal, but the eye’s gone.

Alicent: *slaps Aegon* Where tf were you?!

Aegon: *still drunk af* Ow, Mom. Wtf did I do?

Alicent: Exactly! You didn’t do shit! That’s nothing compared to what your lil’ bro suffered!

Corlys: Wtf is going on? Why is everyone out of bed?

Rhaenys: *goes to comfort Baela and Rhaena* Wtf happened?

Rhaenyra: *runs straight to her baby boys*

Rhaenyra: *sees Lucerys’ broken nose* Who tf did this?

Aemond: They attacked me!

Jacaerys: Wtf? He attacked Baela!

Rhaena: He broke Lukey’s nose!

Baela: He stole my mommy’s dragon!

Lucerys: He was gonna kill my big bro!

*The kids yelling at each other*

Daemon: *watching the live soap opera in the corner* Damn, I need popcorn.

Viserys: EVERYONE STFU!

Alicent: My baby boy is the victim!

Viserys: I said STFU!

Jacaerys, to Rhaenyra: He called us bastards.

*awkward silence*

Viserys: Aemond, wtf happened?

Alicent: Your baby boy is hurt and Rhae-Rhae’s son is the one who did it.

Rhaenyra: *holds her babies defensively* It was an accident.

Alicent: Accident? Wtf! Lucerys brought a knife, he was going to kill my baby boy.

Rhaenyra: Excuse me? My babies were the ones attacked, they were only defending themselves. They were insulted.

Viserys: What insults?

Rhaenyra: He called them bastards.

Jacaerys: That’s true.

Rhaenyra, to Viserys: My babies are going to inherit the throne, daddy. This is treason. Maybe Aemond should tell us where he heard it from.

Alicent: All this because of an insult? My baby boy lost his eye!

Viserys, to Aemond: Where did you hear this lie?

Aemond: …

Alicent: It was obviously a joke. It’s probably nothing.

Viserys: Aemond, I asked you a question.

Alicent: Where’s ser Laenor? The boys’ “father” should be here, right?

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, where is your hubby?

Rhaenyra: Idk. Couldn’t sleep so I took a walk.

Alicent: I think he’s out with his “friends”.

Corlys: *lowkey offended* Bitch, you’re in my house.

Viserys: Aemond, where did you hear it?

Aemond: I heard it from Aegon.

Aegon: Wtf?

Viserys: Aegon! Tell me the truth, where did you hear it?

Aegon: *still drunk af* Dad, I mean, look at them. They don’t have pretty blond hair like us.

Viserys: THIS HAS TO STOP! WE ARE FAMILY!

Viserys: Now say sorry to each other and we can put this behind us.

Alicent: That’s not enough. Aemond is half-blind, saying sorry will not fix his eye.

Viserys: I can’t fix his eye. Wtf do you want me to do?

Alicent: An eye for an eye. I want one of Rhae-Rhae’s son’s eyes in return.

Viserys: Ali-

Alicent: That’s your son, Viserys!

Viserys: Don’t allow your emotions to make you do brash decisions.

Daemon: *enjoying the free netflix subscription* Omfg this drama is so good!

Alicent: Fine, I’ll do it myself.

Alicent, to Criston: Hey, Crispy. Get me the eye of Lucerys Velaryon.

Lucerys: *clings to Rhae-Rhae* Mommy!

Rhaenyra: *shoves Lucerys behind her* DON’T YOU EVEN FUCKING DARE HURT MY BABY BOY!

Viserys: Don’t do it, Crispy.

Alicent: He’s my bodyguard, he answers to me!

Criston: …

Viserys: *with an angry tone* Ali! We’re done here.

Viserys: And if anyone else questions the birth of Princess Rhae-Rhae’s baby boys will have their tongues cut off.

Rhaenyra: Thank you, daddy.

Alicent: *losses it and grabs Viserys’ knife*

Lord Commander: Omfg!

Viserys: Ali, wtf are you doing?!

Alicent: *attempts to attack Lucerys*

Rhaenyra: *defends her babies by grabbing Alicent*

Criston: *attempts to aid Alicent*

Daemon: Oh shit’s about to go down.

Daemon: *grabs Crispy* Not so fast, Coleslaw.

Rhaenyra: Ali, wtf are you doing?

Alicent: I did what I’m expected to do all my life, bitch. While all you did was doing what you wanted. Now, you take my baby’s eye and acted like nothing happened.

Rhaenyra: Bitch, it’s not my fault that you’re jealous of me. Maybe you should’ve lived your life like I did. You’re trying to paint me as the bad guy here, but really, you’re just showing everyone your true colors. So, Uno reverse, bitch.

Alicent: *slashes knife*

Rhaenyra: *had her arm slashed and is bleeding* Wtf?

Alicent: *lowkey panics*

Aemond: It’s ok, mommy. It was a fair trade, I guess. I may have lost my eye, but I have a dragon now.

Aemond: *hugs Alicent*

Daemon: *checks on Rhae-Rhae* Are you ok?

Rhaenyra: Bleeding, but I’m fine.

Lucerys: *comforts Rhae-Rhae*

Lucerys: *looks up at Daemon* Other daddy?

. . . . .

Alicent, to Otto: Go on, yell at me.

Otto: Why would I yell at you?

Alicent: I did something bad, making myself, you and my babies look bad because I hurt Rhae-Rhae. Obviously, the tea has been spilled that I’m going crazy.

Otto: Well, that tea is already out.

Alicent: I’m sure Viserys will take Rhae-Rhae’s side from now on. I’m so sorry, daddy.

Otto: I’ve never seen this side of you, Ali. I love it and I’m so proud of you. Don’t worry about that squabble, it’s ok. You only did what you thought was best for your family.

Alicent: But Rhae-Rhae-

Otto: Is a spoiled brat. Everyone knows that.

Alicent: And my hubby?

Otto: He’ll forgive you if you apologize. You’re his wifey. Nothing else he can do. Just keep doing what you’re doing. Besides, your baby boy has brought us a new dragon. That’ll be useful.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *had her wound stitched*

Laenor: *enters the room* Wtf happened? Is everyone ok?

Maester: The broken nose’s the worst, but everyone’s gonna be ok.

Rhaenyra, to the maester: Thanks, Maester. Now please, gtfo.

Maester: *leaves* K bye.

Rhaenyra, to Jacaerys and Lucerys: Boys, your dad and I need to talk. Go rest.

Jacaerys: Yes, mommy. *grabs Lukey and leaves*

Laenor: I should’ve been there.

Rhaenyra: Lol those should be our house words.

Laenor: I fought in battles, but couldn’t protect my own family. I suck so bad.

Rhaenyra: Aemond called our sons bastards.

Laenor: I have failed you, Rhae-Rhae. I tried, I swear. The kids, I do love them. But all of it isn’t enough. I hate the gods for making me gay.

Rhaenyra: Don’t be so hard on yourself. Do you know how rare nice guys like you exist these days?

Laenor: Remember back then when agreed to have an open relationship? My bf Qarl will go back to fight in the Stepstones soon, and when he does, I want to make us work again. I'll be a better hubby to you and a better dad to our babies.

Rhaenyra: Give up your happiness?

Laenor: You deserve better, Rhae-Rhae. I’m going to be straight from then on.

Rhaenyra: Oh, boo. You don’t have to do that.

Laenor: But-?

Rhaenyra: Don’t worry, I got a plan where we both get what we want.

. . . . .

Larys: Hi, Queen Ali. I’m sorry about your baby boy losing his eye and Princess Rhae-Rhae got away with shit again.

Alicent: I know. That bitch.

Larys: Do you want me to do something about that?

Alicent: Doesn’t matter anymore.

Alicent: And don’t worry, when I want someone dead, I will actually tell you about it and you’ll do the rest, efficiently.

Larys: Omfg, yes, Queen Ali. It will be an honor.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: I need you uncle. I can’t face the greens alone. Btw, do you remember when you told me your wife died and I asked you to marry me before I marry Laenor?

Daemon: Yeah, why?

Rhaenyra: That offer is up again.

Daemon: Rhae-Rhae, I can’t marry you because your hubby is still alive.

Rhaenyra: Well, about that.

Daemon: Wait, are you gonna-?

Rhaenyra: Lol no. I’m not a tyrant.

Daemon: Then you just set him free. You know, fake his death.

Rhaenyra: Corlys and Rhaenys won’t be happy about that. I mean, he’s their only kid left. And people will be blaming me, wtf.

Daemon: Who tf cares what people say.

. . . . .

Daemon, to Qarl: Hey, you wanna be with your bf openly and freely?

Qarl: Uh…

Daemon: I can make that happen. You just gotta help me.

. . . . .

Daemon: *kills a servant to serve as Laenor’s body double*

Qarl and Laenor: *stages a fight*

Servant: Omfg they’re fighting. I’ll get help! *leaves*

Qarl, to Laenor: Babe, let’s go!

Laenor: What?

Qarl: *places Laenor’s body double in the fireplace* Let’s run away together. But you gotta shave your head so people won’t recognize you.

Laenor: *lowkey happy* I can’t believe this is happening.

Qarl and Laenor: *gets into a rowboat to board a ship to Essos*

Laenor: Goodbye, Driftmark. Goodbye Westeros. Hello, new life with my bf.

. . . . .

Daemon and Rhaenyra: *gets married in Valyrian tradition in Dragonstone*

Baela: I’m not the only one weirded out by this, right?

Jacaerys: Nope, I’m with you, cousin…or sister? Honestly, idk anymore.

Rhaena:

Lucerys: *still confused af*

Also, Lucerys:

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

That episode had a lot of family drama. The kiddie fight was my fave scene. Cousins who just met that day worked together to beat their dragon-stealing uncle. Talk about family dynamics. Also, I’m glad they didn’t actually kill Laenor. Rhaenyra being Westeros’ 1st ally is just wonderful. The writers did the Velaryons some justice from book deaths. Petition for the writers to make Rhaena claim Seasmoke, because why not? That girl was robbed and deserves her own dragon.

I love this ep, except for the fact that it’s just so fucking dark. Seriously, wtf is Miguel Sapochnik’s problem with lighting?

#house of the dragon #house of the dragons spoilers #rhaenyra targaryen #laenor velaryon #jacaerys velaryon #lucerys velaryon #daemon targaryen #laena velaryon #baela targaryen #rhaena targaryen #viserys i targaryen #alicent hightower #otto hightower #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #helaena targaryen #corlys velaryon #rhaenys targaryen #vaemond velaryon #vhagar #driftmark #high tide #dragonstone #blacks and greens #dance of dragons #hotd incorrect quotes

[nami-ramen]

I swear, I've grown at least an inch since like what, a good 9 months ago? So, your headcanon for Steven's height is 6'7, that means as someone who's a 5'6 teenage girl, seeing this tall ass mofo would be like "OH HELLO" because he would be the death of me. Counterpoint, seeing his dead brother as an illusion/hallucination would be even more scary (but as an insomniac I would be saying that lol. Also, I should mention that the worst thing I experienced was a panic attack :P) ~Strike anon~

Mike is not as scary as Steven or Miki.he usualy just appears from time to time and staring(if you listen closely you can hear his sickening breathing and even mumbling abt that he's sorry for something)

for Nami his presence is mostly calming already,he's the only one who doesnt hurt them(only scared a bit for first time),sometimes they can feel like he's want to comfort them from what Steven and Miki doing(he probably doesnt know abt Glitchy).the only thing that makes them uncomfortable abt Mike is his creepy smile that loks like someone makes him to smile.it still looks sad to them

they doesnt scared that much of Mike and Steven already but they still terrified of burning smell that appeares when Miki is nearby

[cassius-is-confined]

Some of my first digital pieces of Eris, my “operator”, from 2019/20. Back then I wanted to stay on track with the story line and stay within the realm of mundane design. Very boring, bad design, much cringe. Now days I said fuck it and threw the canon lore out the window and went “Your mine now.” and just started doing what made me happy instead of what follows the “rules” within the canon universe. So now I have my own Warframe AU that I care deeply for and have been casually adding onto for a few years now, of which I'll gradually share here! (I went threw a lot of name changes from 2019 to now.) Eris has changed a lot over the years, first image was the very first digital piece I did of him, second was before the warp gate sentients where dropped and all we had where concepts so I made my own thinking Eris would have one on his side or tangled in his web. However, I severely underestimated their size, these mofos are HUGE! I’ll have to come back to that some day. Next we got a doodle and a reference, very bland but I wanted him to have creepy vibes(better shown in traditional sketches.) I’ve always stuck with a more literal representation of demons as that's what Tenno are often referred to, as well as what I highly enjoy, that was before my brain expanded. Back then my lore stayed within the timelines of canon with my own flare here and there, but that wasn’t really fun for me and honestly over done. So, in current time I have my own wild ideas and lore for this evil mischievous man! 

#old art #warframe #warframe art #art #digital art #personal character #oc #eris #My dearest unhinged demon man #I have so much to share on him

[analyzingadventure]

Why did I refollow the official Twitter when I know I just end up seeing GG spoilers

Anyways catching up, episodes 52 to 56!

52, Mysterious Lake!

There’s something about the whole kids really trying to hide the Digimon and trying to convince people they’re holograms to the Digimon just walking around visible to everyone and all the people buy that they’re holograms with ease... Like something about this transition makes me sad

(Is it just that the kids having to put in effort every episode would get old and we get it by now so they’re intentionally trying to just smooth that out for the sake of convenience, or is writing around that “plotpoint” an inconvenience to the writers that they just don’t want to deal with anymore?)

(IDK it doesn’t matter really) anyways Ruri is getting dragged into the lake wheee)

He looks so sad when wet lmao

OH THE KAPPA BOSS IS VOICED BY HIROAKI HIRATA HELL YEAH

Man I miss the mid-episode analyzer bits, it’s more fun to get to know the Digimon during the episode rather than AFTER everything is said and done :(

Moisturized once again

“The factory promised this wouldn’t happen again” oh honey, you sweet little thing, you naïve baby

Yeah a kinda mediocre episode

53, King of Knowledge

Wait is this the episode with all four of Koushirou’s VAs

Oh yeah this is the episode, obviously we got Tamura Mutsumi (teen Koushirou in tri.+Kizuna) as Hiro and Kobayashi Yumiko (Psi Koushirou) as Espimon, BUT we ALSO got Takahiro Sakurai (adult Koushirou in 02) as “god of knowledge” (I know who it and yes that’s fun but we’ll get there), as well as the OG Koushirou herself Tenjin Umi as one of the spirit

I love that the staff saw the chance to just bring the Koushirou Levels to the Absolute Max (in a Kiyoshiro episode none the less) and fucking took it, thats fucking funny and great

Kiyo honey you have a problem...

Man this episode is horrifying but in like, a real way...

“You’ve been cheating on me” LMAO JELLYMON

LMAO THE WAY SHE WAS ATTACKING THE FUCKING BOOK

ALRIGHT BA’ALMON LET’S GOOO

LMAO RURI GOING FOR STUPID TRIVIA

HELL YEAH ICK BA’ALMON’S ASS, BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME

THE TWO WERE REAL GHOSTS

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO CREEPY

UHHH YEAH GOOD EPISODE

54, Second Sight

God I am not jelly of Hiro’s vibe check ability, whoever the fuck is possessing hito give him that ability pls stop

Okay but Hiro got horns? That’s fucking cool bro, just like, get rid of the migraines and the foresight and Hiro will become Extremely Popular when he’s older

Fujitsumon?! THEY’RE FINALLY GETTING ACKNOWLEDGED AS THEIR OWN LITTLE DIGIMON?! HOLY SHIT HELL YEAH

Gammamon’s so worried about Hiro!!

Poor kiddo ;A;

I fucking love the set up of this episode, like this mess happened because of a Heated Gaming Moment and these two Octomon are absolute idiots. I fucking love this

Look at that mofo, lil shit does not have a single care in the world lmao

Angoramon pwease just carry Hiro in your big soft arms this baby boy is in so much pain ;__;

YEAH KICK ESPIMON’S ASS

Where are the Octomon why aren’t they helping?! Same for Clockmon, dude was helping out like five minutes ago why’d he bail out?!

OH JEEZ ESPIMON GOT LIKE COMPLETELY FUCKED THERE, GOD

Oh there we go the Octomon came out

Okay please take Hiro to rest, baby boy is so tired

This episode would’ve been pretty mediocre, but genuinely the Octomon part was so fucking funny it turned into a good episode

55, Bakeneko

Oh man the animation is so unsettling right off the beginning what the fuck

Gammamon likes cats?! TRULY THIS BABY BOY IS PERFECT

NOOO DON’T DO BODY HORROR WITH THE KITTIES I CAN’T I DON’T WANNA SEE THAT PWESE NOOOOOOOOOO

SMOOTH

Man this episode has really nice animation

Oh, did Bastemon recognize Gammamon? OWO

So why are Ruri and co just not doing anything and are allowing this continue??

OH AIRDRAMON IS BACK

And Bastemon’s scheme as been busted!

I don’t like this animator (still) but the battle animation is still fun

OH SHIT EVEN AIRDRAMON IS CONTRIBUTING TO THIS BATTLE!

And all the meow meows have been freed of Bastemon’s control and they’re all happy lil meow meows ;w;

56, Impurity

Aaand here we go, the reason I’m up at 5 am catching up with GG rn, the thing Twitter spoiled

Aaand we got great animation again this episode, wheeeee

Like, damn the animation is good

“White is the only pure color” hilarious to hear that considdering the color palette of the MotW isn’t white on white lmao

You know you’d think that after like 50 weird incidents were Digimon were making people Do Weird Shit, you’d think the kids could figure out when a Digimon was up to some shit before it was too late

Oh lmao the kids aren’t even safe in the Digital Field due to the mannequins lmao

Ah yes, one of the two things Twitter spoiled

Kuzuhamon (IN MIKO MODE TO BOOT!)

Boy she lookin’ purdy (also it’s so fun to see Miko Mode)

KUZUHAMON CAN SEE ALL, KUZUHAMON KNOWS YOUR SINS

This episode is looking so fucking good like god the animation-- Toei really fucking loves Kuzuha/Sakuyamon huh (it’s what she deserves)

It’s honestly kind of funny how they casually decided to make Miko Mode just A Giant Woman just for funsies

Awe boo combat mode is like average size

Man Kuzuhamon is just whooping ass with absolute fucking ease

I need to pause for a second because I actually thought for a second they were doing fucking Matrix Evolution and I was about to lose my fucking mind but no no no, Hiro isn’t merging with Gammamon, Baby Boy is evolving on his own, oki, oki

Okay. I’m going to try to be nice. Siriusmon looks cute and fine, there isn’t anything wrong with him

But god I did not need another Royal Knight-ass looking Digimon 😭 He looks like a bootleg Omegamon nnnooooooo I wish they just let him turn into a bigger dragon or something

LIKE SIRIUSMON INS’T A BAD DESIGN AND HE FITS THEMATICALLY AND ALL I JUST. I’M TIRED OF THE ROYAL KNIGHT-ESQUE DIGIMON I*M SORRY

Okay okay okay I need to let go and enjoy this dope ass battle animation ‘cause this fucking slaps

The one who sent you to this world? OWO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Oh also BTW since Kuzhamon is a black variant does this mean she’s with Black Agumon and the other variants?? Probably not?? But also no one was there stalking Gammamon at the end of this episode despite his evolution

Yeah it was an alright episode, the animation is really what made it shine

Next episode preview~ OH WAS THAT FUCKING LILITHMON OH SHIT IT IS HER ISN’T IT, OH HELL YEAH????

#Ghost Game #GG Reaction