#what a perfect specimin of a man

[ichiigotsukii]

What a beautiful being! The moment Iomhar laid eyes on them, he found his path immediately changing to bring himself closer to them, eyes glued only on the fae the entire time. Oh to spend a night worshipping such a stunning thing. “Iomhar,” he bent into a bow as a greeting with a grin on his face as he rose. “And may I say, I lost track of all I was meant to be doing the moment I laid eyes on your beauty—“ A sudden, sweltering heat from the side drew the man’s attention to find— Aodh? Who was glaring intently at him as if he had murder on his mind.

“Go away, teine beag,” he shooed. “Jealousy is unbecoming of you and you were the one who insisted our night together was a one time thing. Heh,” he couldn’t help but add smugly, “or so you said at the time.” With that dealt with, Iomhar turned his attention back to the other fae and, hm, it felt like the heat increased tenfold all of a sudden?

@arcxnumvitae

Aislan is used to being desired, fawned over and doted on. Whether in their realm or the mortal one, eyes always following them as they moved, gazes filled with heat and lust, heavy tongues that trip over themselves to try and win their favor....their time. Frequently a place in bed.

So it's unsurprising when visiting fae do the same, and from Camhlaidh Moireasdan's own court no less! (Why their sister is even helping with formal wear for another court's king is beyond them, though Phi seemed to be thrilled so it wasn't all bad they suppose).

And neither is this, this man looking at them as if he truly was the most beautiful thing. And oh does Aislan bask in it! Nothing better than being praised, their stunning beauty acknowledged.

"Ah, a smart man with good taste."

They give a flirtatious smile as they look the other fae from head to toe and back up. The muscle on this specimin is quite nice, sturdy, perfect for holding them down and-

Familiar heat warms the air and Aislan feels their breath catch, eyes darting to the side as a familiar visage comes into view. It's a bit....frustrating how invested Aislan was in this most recent escapade, how much desire flowed at just the flash of scarlet hair.

The two men knew eachother then of course, that was clear, though their connection....? A night together? Usually they'd hardly care, but something prickly and unfathomably annoying settles in the ruker's stomach, churning.

"Oh? You two are close then?" Aislan's eyes flash, almost challenging as they meet Aodh's. "perhaps we should all have a fun time together, hm?" Aodh being jealous of this man who didn't even hold a candle to their own elegance and allure? Unacceptable. Unacceptable. Unacceptable!

"Surely you won't mind if I join it."

#Aislan asks #arcxnumvitae #strawberry asks #Man oh maaaan Aislan please! #Meanwhile Phi is being an absolute darling and serving Aur tea while babbling about clothing

[galaxycriminal]

No one fucks like Gaston

No one sucks like Gaston

No one makers other men look like cucks like Gaston

For there's no men in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You could ride any Tom, Dick or Stanley

But deep down all those girls know who's cock they want on

No one's thick as Gaston

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's prick's quite as majestic as Gaston

As a specimin, yes, it's intimidating

My, what a guy, that Gaston!

I needed encouragement

Thank you, LeFou

Well there's no one as easy to fluffer as you!

Too much? (Yep)

No one thrusts like Gaston

No one's trussed like Gaston

All the women in town, they all lust for Gaston

When I fuck, I sneak up, dick a-quiver

And the women of town say a prayer

First I carefully aim for vagina

Then I thrust from behind!

Is that fair?

I don't care!

No one spanks like Gaston

No one cranks like Gaston

In a wanking match, nobody wanks like Gaston!

I'm especially good at ejaculating!

Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad, I did four hundred squats every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown, I do five hundred squats

And my dick is the size of a barge!

You'll be kissed by Gaston

Who else fists like Gaston?

There is nobody who can resist you, Gaston!

I use condoms in all of my fornicating

Say it again

Who's a man among men

Who's the super success

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

There's just one guy in town

Who just wants to go down

And his name's G-A-S...T...

I believe there's another T...

It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate

And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before... -

Gaston!