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ghostlywhiskey · 7 months

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its chilly in the city and all i can think about is civilian reader & price

you love fall/when the weather gets colder - you love the breeze and how it feels not wearing a jacket. you work in the city and price is on deployment but he doesn’t tell you he’s coming home so when you see him standing outside your building you completely freeze. people behind you trying to leave come to a complete halt, slipping past you. he stands there with one of his quarter zips in his hand, smiling as he tries to hold in a laugh watching you cause foot traffic behind you.

“price?” is all your able to say, your feet walking to the far end of the sidewalk where he is standing. arms wrapping around you that shields the cool breeze, only warmth coating your skin. “you know how i feel about you not dressing appropriately for the weather.” he mumbles as he leans down to kiss you softly.

#captain price #captain john price #john price #john price fluff #captain john price fluff #im feeling SOFT this morning #what a SHOCKER #no because he would notice small things like that i am a firm believer thank u

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galactic-cumslut · 1 year

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brave as a noun

first post on my official rick blog ahhh!! this is so exciting,, in honor of this amazing occasion i wrote some cuck!jerry bc i’m a hater

rick is his own warning, oops he's possessive AND a perv??, same old sick shit just a new day, jerry is a cuck (accidentally) , exhibitionism

“let’s get one thing straight right now. she belongs to me jerry and only me. you will keep your grubby little hands off of my personal property” rick spoke in a monotone voice completely void of any emotion. his eyes didn’t leave jerry’s as he continued to bounce y/n on his throbbing cock. it was not an easy task to keep cool his with a pretty thing like that softly mewling in his ear.

poor jerry. he just wanted to take y/n on a nice trip since she’s been ever so helpful with morty’s tutoring. it just seemed like the right thing to do. he was dressed and ready to grab y/n and go.

but instead he was sitting in the most uncomfortable chair in the world trying to keep his eyes glued to the floor as he witnessed his father in law fuck his closest friend. it was as confusing as it was traumatic. jerry didn’t dare leave his seat though. he knew how prone rick was to having sudden outbursts that could turn violent fast.

“i want to hear you say it. she does not belong to you..say it jerry”! he snapped, wrapping his hand around the girls fragile neck.

jerry gulped. “she does not belong to me”. He was actively attempting to ignore the tightness in his pants.

rick appearance softened. he was pleased. “and who does she belong to”?

“you rick. she is all yours”.

seemingly satisfied with the mans answer his expression softened a bit. those onyx black orbs seemed to gaze upon him with kindness instead of malice.

“what do you think darling ? does he deserve my forgiveness ”? rick spoke softly , gripping her waist to keep you in place on his lap.

y/n nodded without hesitation trying to create a satisfactory amount of friction between her and rick

“okay jerry...i will let your actions slide this one time. keep your hands OFF from now on. i’d hate to be forced to create more unnecessary problems between us.”

jerry shook his head. “of course rick. this will not happen ever again”. he got up as fast as he could eager to end this daydream like nightmare. as much as he didn’t want to admit it to himself but he was going to be imaging y/n tonight. and for many nights after.

“you are dismissed. close the door on your way out if you’d be so kind”. rick spoke , using his free hand to gesture towards the exit.

“thank you for your kindness rick. see you at dinner.

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radioactive-cloud · 4 months

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Between Jan and Nace, who is more likely to be the one under the tree on Christmas morning wearing only a bow?

i feel like jan's the type of person who could do that and nace would be absolutely thrilled to find such a present under the christmas tree but also.... with the way nace's confidence has been growing lately? you can expect anything (jan's brain would most definitely fry and stop working and nace would be either kinda concerned or extremely smug about it. or both)

in any case that would be great fun for both of them

#let's just hope that them unpacking their presents won't leave too many carpet burns #wow look at me not giving a definite answer #what a shocker #nace jordan #jan peteh #jance #janace #joker out #ask

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deannamb · 5 months

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Am I surprised that The Amazing Devil is my second most listen artist this year?

No.. No I'm not.

#spotify wrap 2023 #what a shocker

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maranull · 9 months

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love how in order to kiss Karlach you have to call down actual rain on her first

#baldur's gate 3 #karlach #to the surprise of no one i'm romancing the tiefling that is literally on fire #wow #what a shocker

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blondemenfight · 1 year

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Blonde Men Fight Run 2

Now that the finals for run one are over, we’re opening the submission form for Run 2!

-All rules are listed in the form. -It will be announced at a later date when submissions will no longer be taken. -We will be using the same bracket size as last time.

Now, which blonde men will fight in Run 2?

#Blonde Men Fight #Mod Xio #The polls in comic sans wow #what a shocker #the only character we're announcing as guaranteed is Beat TWEWY.#Thats all you get for confirmed entries.

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0vergrowngraveyard · 3 months

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Which Were-animal version would you like to see the most and possible give a warm hug to?

definitely tails

he's already a fluffy little guy but he'd be an even fluffier (slightly less) little guy in a werefox form!

#ask #what a shocker #tails centric blogger choses tails #yes i am biased

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gingerjargogle · 2 years

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✨🌼 flower gleam and glow, let your power shine... 🌼✨

another airplane doodle that i fell in love with, but oh boy, the transition to colored and digital kicked my butt 😂

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faithlike-potatoes · 1 year

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When the Big Man’s lackey comes into your establishment and tries to tell you that his boss is dissatisfied but you’re just trying to finish a game of pool.

#what a shocker #I'm so sorry #the spectacular spider man #tssm shocker #tssm fancy dan #tssm hammerhead #tssm enforcers #but only two of them #tssm montana

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sidetongue · 1 year

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bestiessss

#side tongue #moby being overtaken?#what a shocker #harold #moby #dogs

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gh0str3c0rd3r · 3 months

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what if i just made my character Tiefling Himiko what then

#daily stuff i guess #trying to Figure Out my guy #because i dont like what i had written down #while half asleep on stronger pain meds #what a shocker

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liliallowed · 9 months

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are you Jesus?

nah I'm god

Noelle is my Jesus and dust sans is my sweet adorable Lucifer.

yes I ship Lucifer x god. cuz you know he WAS god's favorite angel technically and I bet god would his disobedience adorable instead of being enraged like most people assume.

this might come as offensive to some people so take it with a grain of salt.

#did you know religion is also made up?#what a shocker #anyways #im god #*maniacally giddy*#i made my own bible #prove me wrong #or don't i might cry #yes im unqualified but whos gonna check?#anyways sorry y'all #but not sorry #i don't mean to insult your beliefs #i just have a controversial take from religion thats all #treat is as you would the same with fanfiction

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existingtm · 2 months

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Uh oh bestie—U.S. government caught killing its own citizens and doing a ton of other illegal shit again

#what a shocker #can't wait to see how all this shit plays out

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ricoka · 3 months

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It just hit me that l paid a horrendous price for a beverage today

#a fucking 330ml bottle of coke for 4€#that should have some actual coke in it for that price #I'm just soooo tired of our incompetent politicians doing nothing to meaningfully slow down inflation #i held in my hand a single kiwi today that cost 1.29€#ONE #the cheapest olive oil you can find costs 8€#it's the no name one #regular brands cost between 12 and 14€ per bottle #i dread grocery shopping every week now because it just keeps getting worse #and with food there's nothing you can do lol #i can stop buying stuff i don't need so prices will probably go down #but i still need to get groceries so they will continue with this shit #we should be in the streets fr #according to an article we are basically the worst in all of the EU at managing inflation (#what a shocker