#what a sneaky bastard

[lightbluetown]

western ofmd fans, i'm informing you from the future! the moon is beautiful tonight and... well...

happy finale eve to us all 🌔🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #edward teach #stede bonnet #rhys darby #taika waititi #randomly looked up at the sky and my heart immediately started racing #they knew what they were doing those sneaky bastards! #it'll be midnight for you guys but 10 am here so no moon for me :')

[paper-lilypie]

moon man wip wip wip

#sneaky bastard what’s he doin?? #wrong answers only #fnaf #post fire au #moon x reader #sun x reader #art #wip

[dreadfuldevotion]

OMG ???

#obey me #obey me diavolo #diavolo obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #omswd diavolo #i just creamed what #i literally screamed when this happened #im going crazy #obey me post #om! diavolo #diavolo u sneaky lil bastard

[likesummerrainn]

DEFY The World Is Yours | 07.16.22

#DEFY wrestling #swerve strickland #christopher daniels #my gifs #marie #did y'all know they tagged together???? and they were champs together at one point???? #their entire dynamic is so fun to me like. #cd is a sneaky bastard but also SO excited to team up with anyone honestly #and he's gonna have lots and lots of Ideas of what to do #and Swerve is just. not having any of it. #wanna see them again either against each other or tagging again #it's just fun!

[holyluvr]

If my father hadn’t of crushed my dreams of being an author apart like he crushed my laptop full of years of work on my vampires in half over his knee, maybe…..just maybe I would have reached John Greene’s potential.

#… #this is in really bad taste and faith(kind of like his work) I will admit it (unlike him) #I would know I was on tumblr back then. i have been here since we had those mail letters instead of asks/DMs #I know I was under 13 because I felt rebellious about it and haha sneaky >:3c have to figure out my sisters login info because she doesn’t #log out and it’s suspicious if she comes back to the laptop and notices she’s suddenly logged out now when I use it !!! #because she fr did think that way and she was right about it I was a bastard younger kid so ‘sorry I closed it’ wouldn’t work on her lololol #so I serioisly (out of concern that she would change her info and I’d not notice) wrote down her tumblr act info and info we had on shared #accounts and what I knew she often used in video games and hacked some other accounts and wrote it down and her fav numbers and colors….. #then I made my tumblr account and used it and checked the history then logged back into her account and opened a separate google tab #of a website she knew I used and i did all of that I went thru all of that to use tumblr before I was 13 y’all jsyk respect 4 ur elders #yea I mostly wrote about bisexual vampire dramas leave me alone ok I was a child #I literally know my older sisters bank info. I know her card number because I technically came up with it when we were tweens. same for her #phone plan LMAO I know all of it because it’s numbers that we used together as kids which is kind of sweet and heartwarming but heartbreakin #because she has amnesia of most of our childhood and doesn’t show affection ever. she distances and is very very defensive at all times. #plus I’m her fucked up junkie loser younger bro that she knew at least was expected to outperform her so she just doesn’t like me hahah #but she still chooses inside jokes that I do remember sitting in the garage on neopets laughing about for passwords. and I often find myself #doing the same thing about inside jokes and creations we haven’t mentioned in almost 20 years now. it’s wild how siblings are. there’s rlly #idk something special

[ladyimaginarium]

innocence died screaming, honey

gangsta. — kohske. / from eden — hozier.

#arcana.weaves #mine. #web weaving. #gdi they need a s.hip tag... #RUH ROHHHHHHH WHAT WE GOT HERE BESTIES #w.orick being a sneaky bastard x10000 #fictives. #bellatrix belladonna / beretta. #worick arcangelo. #fandom: gangsta.

[introvertgoat]

ron/hermione/the weasleys/etc bashing of any sort is always so extremely boring and repetitive to me in harry potter fanfic omg like no instead of dissecting and examining these flawed and interesting characters in an intriguing and/or different light u decide to stoop to turning then into shallow, barely fleshed out characters 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and 9 out of 10 times it’s so harry can be some OP, dark, usually slytherin, badass like no i’m sorry i can’t

#it’s esp even more excruciating for me when these machinations are crate simply as plot device for a drarry story like lol i’m sorry #harry would not do any of that at least not in the way these fics portray it so #notice i didn’t mention dumbledore? well he’s a right old sneaky bastard and i love fics that show him in that light but it’s incredibly #niche imo bcs there’s this fandom perspective that dumbledore would somehow be a cartoon villain like no babes this is a brilliant scheming #egotistical man if he is to fall it’s by his own doing and NAWT bcs a bunch of slytherins and harry ran him off his course #i think wrt to his early years ( and his time spent w grindelwald) it’s be so efficient to write a dumbelore w grievances abt his younger #self’s ideals and superiority and how that conflicts w his burning need to do anything for the so-called ‘greater good’ like cmon guys #i always think abt what a younger albus was like w grindelwald and i’m aware i could watch the fantastic beasts series but idk kinda iffy #abt that series for some reason lol #oh one can wish i suppose #harry potter #albus dumbeldore #gellert grindelwald #rambles #fandom #fanfic

[cicadaknight]

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#figuratively bashing my head on a wall every time i discover what was plaguing me for weeks was just my ocd latching onto something new #sneaky bastard brain #h

[laurenkmyers]

#lewis capaldi #one direction #pointless #hldailyupdates #if anyone wants to know what kind of response you get if you message the number #here it is #sneaky bastard #very clever Lewis #I commend your efforts

[paper-lilypie]

Okay so I was a bit late to reading chapter 3 but OH MY GOD IT WAS SO GOOD!! The emotion, the writing, the characterization- I AM GOING TO THROW. A. FIT. Rolling around on the floor just to dispel the excitement this chapter summoned. RISE!

Anyways, the way you portray Moon is just PERFECT! The hesitation, the frustration, the short and simple answers that lead into more questions- he reminds me of the Cheshire Cat, in a way, because his defining factor is his smile and the fact that he’s so….vague. Also the bells and the hat? Touching. Eating away at my heart and then moving onto my lungs. Simply beautiful.

And Sun? YO HE HAS ANXIETY

Y/N: LOOK WHAT YOU DID

Fazbear Entertainment: ….improved technology and made leaps that society has never seen until now???

Y/N: YOU GAVE HIM ANXIETY IS WHAT YOU DID. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.

Literally MMMMMMMMMM it’s almost 5am and I am SALIVATING so so so worth the wait. As a fellow writer, the way you use words and write dialogue is simply stunning. SUPER impressed, keep it up!!

​haha yeah I like this ask a normal amount

#aaaaaa 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #yeah sun needs HELP help if you know what i mean #fucked up a perfectly good robot is what they did #and moon sneaky bastard #def a cheshire cat #little weirdo #so happy you like the story so far!! #fnaf #post fire au #ask lily

[despairforme]

me: i wanna practice drawing hands nnoitra: ya mean my hands me, as my practice drawing turns into nnoitra: damn

#[ ALWAYS HIM HIM HIM HIM ] #[ he's so handsome and now i'm drawing a full body image of him instead of practicing drawing hands ] #[ U SNEAKY BASTARD ] #what the fuck. ╱ crack.

[albatris]

ok I mean nat's hypnotism is fucking terrifying actually like I don't blame zeke for getting freaked out by it lmao. just even the concept of it. like. nat is v sweet and nice with it with his friends but when he's using it for Nefarious Purposes I'm just kinda :)))))) yikes, man????

#like yeah zeke bro i get it #i do #quinn is also often subject to friendly nat hypnotism but quinn is unfazed because quinn is. quinn #i think quinn wants nat to do More Interesting Stuff with them under hypnosis while nat is just like :((((((( #but YEAH lmao. like. imagine ur a bastard. then this guy (????) just super sneaky pricks you with one of his claws (???!?!?!) then #the next thing u know ur outside in some secluded area n ur like what. n u have Bad Vibes so you try to bolt then this guy is like #no dont do that can you come over here and let me kill you? :3 #and part of you is like ''dude no?? wtf??'' but oh ok ur body is already moving and now he is EXTREMELY close n ur like #nope do not want and you are panicking even though your fingernails are also scratching frantically at #your own neck trying to break the skin because Your Blood Wants To Be Out :) #like??? this guy wants to suck out all ur blood like ur a human juice box and your blood is FIRMLY on his side about this #n he's all up in your brain but he's kinda lazy with it bc ur comfort is not really his priority so he's really only manipulating you #enough to make you Not Run and just. regardless of ur own personal FEELINGS about the fact that your blood #needs to get out of your body and into his stomach. you are more frantic to make that happen than you are to not make that happen #and then you are dead :) #but i cannot emphasise enough that in this scenario you are a deeply unpleasant person #and nat is a sweet boy who has done no wrong in his life ever and just wants a little snack #c'moooon you're not gonna deny this poor sad little vampire a little snack are you :((( you monster :((( #but yeah anyway i just wrote a lil bit of Evil Nat Manipulation Time n he's very nonchalant abt it but as a reader and a writer #its just like #hey??? hey dude???? that's fucking horrifying jesus christ??? #bruh???? #Your Blood Wants To Listen To Him! Your Blood Yearns To Be Free! It Has Better Things To Do!! Release Your Delicious Blood Pls #you are fully abt to get murdered and your own blood is just absolutely rooting for the murderer which is very funny as a concept but #probably horrifying to experience #even ur brain which is like No Thank You!!!!!! also just has this horrible compelling ITCH in it that. just kinda makes you wanna :) #but yeah i lied earlier when i said nat doesnt use hypnotism for much. of course he fucking does lmao he's a lazy bitch and we love #him for that. bars are crowded. its not feasible to lure every creepy human piece of garbage out with ur wits and charm if you want to #eat them especially if you have no wits and charm and you are in fact a weird little gremlin of a man who unsettles people #just a quick little pinprick with a bloodied claw to get some garble all up in their veins n no one will notice!

[indashadows]

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#So many things I want to draw #So very little time #A boyfriend to which I don't want to show what I'm drawing but he's constantly around me 🤣🤣 #Sneaky little bastard stop looking at the dicks that I'm drawing

[endlessnightlock]

why am I stressing out about the three pounds I gained over Christmas on my gd birthday

#tw: food #January has kind of been a continuation of what December was like STRESSFUL #lol #but no you shouldn’t worry about something as dumb as your weight on your birthday #body image #is a sneaky bastard

[galadae]

at the point where I'm like "oh I'm fine! everything is great!" but don't realize how much I miss my cat. then some random thing will make me have emotions and I'll lose it 🙃

#i promise i won't write about this too much bc it's a downer but. this sucks just a little bit #it's just that we only had him for 1.5 yrs and he still stole my heart #sneaky little bastard how dare he #had to go and get sick what an absolute jerk #haru.txt

[theass-inassassin]

some of the most asked questions i get from my friends and family are “when did you leave” “when did you get here” and “where did you go,” because i’m really good at unintentionally sneaking around and picking the exact right time to exit and enter a room so that nobody notices. anyway it takes a minute for some of the skeles to like sassin because she is unintentionally frightening for this same reason

#sassin the entire time: what if i didn’t run? what if i’m not a coward? what if i want them to kill me? WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO TRY #i got rid of her ahoge thing #persona #self insert #self ship #kinda? #BHC #bhc red #bonely hearts club #Bonely hearts club red #oh ho ho being a very sneaky bastard #red #underfell #underfell sans