Levi and somniphilia is the best scenario
Like you'll both be sleeping and he'll be having spicy dream and all of a sudden his tail is slowly pushing your panties to the side and pushing in
And the best part is you'll wake up but he'll still be sleeping!!
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Taillllll tail!!! Shkshsuywjababa wjgejsgs- oh fuck his tail!
Cuddling in his bathtub always means youāre basically laying on top of Levi in your big comfy t-shirt and underwear.
Leviās arms and tail usually wrap around you, pulling you closer in his sleep as he mumbles your name.
Slowly his tail uncurls from around your middle and snakes itās way down your legs, sliding just the tip underneath your underwear, rubbing around almost tantalizingly slow between your folds, moving and teasing your clit.
The sudden pleasure spiking through you jerks you awake and Leviās arms instinctively wrap tighter around you at the same moment his tail slides its way inside your eager sex earning a breathy moan form you. You bite into your lip to keep quiet.
And his tail speeds up on your clit and you canāt stop the whine of Leviās name that slips past your lips, utter need laced into the word not that he can hear you.
His tail continues itās work, shifting and twisting in on itself a little so the thicker part is stroking back and forth between your folds as the tip continues playing with your clit, working you closer and closer to your orgasm.
You keep your legs spread as his tail sides in and out of you, slightly increasing his pace. The thought of being so full of him and of him needing you this bad even in his sleep helps push you closer too.
You whine with need, thoughts rendering completely incoherent as your brain starts short-circuits, only able to focus on the pleasure you practically crave now~
Your back arches, which ends up urging his tail deeper inside you, and it doesnāt seem to mind, working its way and going so deep it hits that spot inside you that leaves you panting and moaning as you cum.
A louder cry of Leviās name on your lips, has the demon jerking half awake, his tail slips out of you and he see it covered in your slick ān cum, āFuckā¦.thatās hotā¦ā he mumbles, still mostly out of it as he presses a few hot, open mouthed kisses to your neck and cheeks. āYou did so good for meā¦ā¦.M-MC, so goodā¦ā and Leviās already falling back into whatever wet dream he was having.
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That āBilly physically switches bodies with Captain Marvel whenever he transformsā AU where Billyās mortal body ends up at the Rock of Eternity whenever heās running around as Captain Marvel. Except Billy never visits the Rock as Captain Marvel so he had NO idea his mortal body went anywhere, he thought he was shape shifting or something.
Captain Marvel has to bring the Justice League to the Rock for [insert plot-related magic reason here] and he is just as caught off guard as the rest of them to see an apparently dead nine year old lying on the Rock. He has no explanation for his own ādeadā body hanging out at his home base. Cue Wisdom of Solomon.
āOh, heās aā¦ human sacrifice?ā
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Eddie lowkey outing himself by accident but Robinās the only one thatās even certain thatās whatās happening
Eddieās finally graduated and heās having a celebratory bonfire with the Hellfire Club and Steve and Nancy and Robin at it. Theyāre out by Skull Rock so that they wonāt get shit or noise complaints from other people in the trailer park. Theyāve already ceremonially burned 6 years worth of Eddieās notes and homework and failed tests by the time Eddie goes off on his own
Which later, heāll realize wasnāt a great choice. But itās supposed to be safe in Hawkins with all the gates closed now and in the moment, he just knows that his bladder has caught up to all the drinking and he really needs to take a leak. And okay, maybe he goes a little further away from everyone than is strictly necessary, but he has a shy bladder
And itās fine at first. He takes a piss and zips his pants back up and goes to head back to where everyone else is but then he gets cut off by the latest kind of demo-monster to be on the loose in Hawkins and he has nothing on him but his wallet, his lighter, and a pack of cigarettes so he is certain that heās really dead meat this time
He stumbles backwards in his rush to get away from the demo-thing and ends up falling over a broken branch and landing on his ass. The things still moving closer and theyāre not supposed to like fire, so he pulls his lighter out and holds the pathetic little flame at armās length and yells at it to keep back as if thatās going to do anything. He shouts at it as loud as he can, but heās the one that brought the boombox and set the volume at the highest so heās not holding out a lot of hope about being heard and he doesnāt know that it would really help if any of them heard him anyway. So mostly he just thinks heās dragging out his own death by making the thing come after him slightly more hesitantly because of the fire
But Steve notices Eddie sneak off on his own and it hasnāt been that long, but he thought heād be back by now, so heās already contemplating going to check that heās fine when he hears something off in the direction Eddie went over the shitty music
And clearly Nancy heard it too because sheās already rushing off in that direction and while Robin and the kids rush after her to see whatās going on and Eddieās out of the loop friends look at each other confused about whatās going on, Steve grabs a big ass stick off the ground and pours the last of his drink over the end and dunks it in the fire and then grabs a big ass bottle of vodka for good measure because even though he couldnāt totally hear what Eddie called out and even though this might just be Eddie up to his usual dramatics on the way back, Steve knows thereās a very real chance that itās not and that once again the nightmare with the Upside Down isnāt really over like they thought it was and thereās no way heās risking rushing in as weaponless as everyone else and putting them all in danger. Heāll be the weird guy that chased Eddie with a flaming tree branch to his Hellfire friends if he has to be because heāll take that over risking anything happening to anyone there
Eddieās lying on his back on the ground with the full body weight of the demo-thing on him and heās got his eyes clenched shut and heās holding on tight to his lighter with his hands up with to protect his face as if thatās going to do anything to stop this thing from ripping him to shreds, but then suddenly thereās a squelching thwack and then an awful ear-splitting screeching and thereās nothing holding Eddie down anymore. He opens his eyes and sees Steve beating the thing with a flaming tree branch and Nancy grabbing an equally large not flaming stick to join in while everyone else rushes over to check that Eddieās okay. And then Steve warns Nancy to back up and throws the vodka bottle at the demo-thing and lights it fully on fire
It takes a bit for it to burn and Eddie to remember how to stand back up, but by the time he does, Eddieās adrenaline is still running wild and heās floating on the natural high that comes with narrowly escaping death. He tells the kids heās fine and gets up and then turns to Steve and starts heading toward him while he laughs and gushes, āThat was incredible. I was sure I was sure I was a goner and then there you were just casually pulling off the most badass move Iāve ever seen out of anyone. Seriously dude. That was awesome. I swear I could kiss you right now.ā Which he emphasizes by grabbing Steveās face in both hands and then planting a quick dramatic kiss on him and he only really realizes what heās done in front of everyone after heās already let go of his face so he quickly rushes to add, āSeriously, I could kiss all of you right nowā but then nope, thatās not a good cover either and he realizes as soon as the words are out of his mouth, so he quickly adds, āI mean not any of you kids because thatād be weird, butā and thankfully Robin chimes in with āIām good withoutā and Nancy quickly adds that she is too so Eddie doesnāt have to start kissing all of his friends near his age just to try to cover for the whole heat of the moment kissing Steve before thinking it through thing. And Steve hasnāt hit him, so thatās a good sign that he might get out of this with people just assuming this is another one of his eccentricities and nothing serious
The kids and Nancy just assume that the kiss was just an extension of his dramatics and that he thought it would be funny. Robin is onto Eddie, but not about to say anything about it. Steveās too busy with his internal huh, okayā¦ apparently I like that to even start considering Eddieās motives until long after the kiss has actually happened
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And eclipse! Yay!
ID: ( beings made of stardust au eclipse reference page. On the right is a full body drawing of him. He's tall with four arms. He has a crown of spikes around his head with thinner ones in-between those. He has three black eyes and one white one with two small orange pupils. Behind his head is a mist of stars. He has a swirl on his face and chest. He's wearing short shorts with cuts in the sides. He wears a very cropped sleeveless turtleneck that also has cuts in it. Above him on the left says "cannibal!" And on the right of him it says "always smiling". On the left of him it says "swirl on chest". Beside his right leg it spells out "eclipse". On the top left, there is a headshot drawing of him showing off his sharp teeth. Below it says "sharp teeth". Below that is a drawing of his hand, palm facing our way. He has lightly drawn pads on his fingers. Besides it says "pads on fingers". On the right of that is a drawing of eclipse that ends at his legs. He wears a bodysuit with sharp shoulder pads and sharp bracelets. His upper arms have fishnets and he also wears them on his legs. He wears long gloves on his lower arms. On the left of that is a drawing of a half circle with rays coming out of one side. It resembles a partial eclipse. On the right it says "symbol on all four palms". ) End ID
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Recently, I saw this poll.
I refuse to believe that there are 91 Swedes in the Hetalia fandom on Tumblr who happened to see this poll, of which 70 voted for Berwald. The voter turnout on the big Hetalia fandom polls is between 1000 and 1500, there's no way nearly 10% of this fandom is Swedish.
But it also reminded me of one of my greatest pet peeves about the Hetalia canon.
I HATE THE NAME "BERWALD OXENSTIERNA" FOR SWEDEN!!!!
Disclaimer: The name "Berwald Oxenstierna" is not offensive. People who choose to use that name are not doing anything wrong beyond annoying me (and anyone else who cares about giving Sweden a name that reflects average Swedes).
Let's take a look at each part of this name. "Berwald" is not a Swedish name. It's not even a first name. This is a last name of German origin. Himaruya probably derived it from the Swedish-German composer Franz Berwald. Nobody in Sweden today has "Berwald" as a first name.
"Oxenstierna", on the other hand, is a Swedish name that has been documented since the 13th century. It's one of the oldest Swedish noble families that still has descendants carrying the name today. Swedes will immediately recognize this name from Axel Oxenstierna, who was the Lord High Chancellor of Sweden from 1612-1654, de facto ruler of Sweden while Queen Christina was a minor, and credited with establishing the foundation of the modern Swedish state.
In Sweden, German last names have a posh reputation, because German immigrants to Sweden were often businessmen and much wealthier than the locals. If you were to use "Berwald Oxenstierna" as a double last name (and I suppose "Carl Oscar Wilhelm 'Nobbe'" as his first names), it would sound like a parody of someone with noble heritage and a posh upbringing.
Even if you don't use "Berwald", using the name "Oxenstierna" for Sweden directly implies that he has noble heritage. Modern Swedish society doesn't have the strict class divisions of the past, but it's still easy to tell if a name is noble or a commoner name. Noble names with living descendants are protected and people can't adopt them without a family connection to the name.
In summary: Unless your Sweden is supposed to come off as a comically pompous aristocrat (or a wannabe) who gets to pick whatever name he wants, don't use "Berwald Oxenstierna". Most non-Swedes can't even spell it anyway.
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