#what am i?

[misc-obeyme]

step one: pull up to the celestial realm

step two: 'actually, its pronounced 'jod.'' refuse to be corrected

step three: get kicked out within 24 hours profit

-🥐

The first thing I thought of was... but what if step three was prophet instead? The Celestial Realm is like this human speaks the word of jod!

alkdjffdlakdf please don't mind me, just bein' stupid lol.

Anyway, depending on how well the angels can handle a joke, you'd either get kicked out fast or they'd think it's funny and let you stay.

Michael certainly seems to be a bit of a goofy guy, so maybe he'd be like, hey I get why my former brothers are so fond of this human now!

Perhaps you end up sweeping all those angels off their feet and now they're all in love with you... just like their demonic counterparts.

Hmm I kinda like the idea of an MC showing up in the Celestial Realm and basically taking over by befriending everybody lol. That feels like something that could happen in the actual story.

#of course the first thing to come to my mind is a pun #sheesh #what am I? #a dad? #we're doin dad jokes now? #obey me #obey me nightbringer #🥐 anon #misc answers

[dn1x]

hey I have some doubts

I was born as a woman. And I don't feel uncomfortable with my body. Also, it's true that I don't really have a noticeable chest and my face is pretty masculine. I feel comfortable with masculine and non binary pronouns, not feminine ones. What am I?

#queer #questions #what am i? #lgbtq #nonbinary #transgender

[rosenightmares]

Are you a homo or a hetero 😈

(you make it very confusing to tell 😭)

#What am I? #You have to guess #With a #Poll

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Uh, guys, evil wizard after you. . .wrong thing to be panicking about right now. ❤️‍🔥

#stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #stranger things s4 #eddie stranger things #eddie munson lives #stranger things fanart #fanart #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #joe keery #meanwhile steve is like #am i bisexual or eddiesexual? #WHAT AM I?

[cvbullshit]

Sometimes...

I'm unsure if I'm Pansexual.

Yeah I do tend to like people more for their personalities, but it's weird.

I use to lean more towards masculine people but not anymore.

and like, when it comes to fictional characters, they can have a shitty personality and I find them hot.

But with humans, I don't like when they have a shitty personality, well, ig unless they fit the bill of what shitty personality i'm attracted to or something.

When it came to humans, I only ever dated guys until recently, where I asked out someone who's more feminine.

But when it comes to fictional characters, I like a whole different amount of genders.

Recently, I started debating on if it even matter to me when it came to personality, since I found some characters hot/cute without being completely attracted to their personality.

I....

I don't know.

If I'm not Pansexual than what am I?

I tried to figure that once before but was shut down by my bio mom, who claimed to be an ally but actively just told me that I'm Pansexual and there wasn't need to complicate things when I brought up different identities on the romance spectrum (i.e. Panromantic, Demiromantic, ect.)

Ik I ain't gonna take shit from her anymore considering she thought a Demiboy was just a "cool nickname-y thing friends do in this age" or smth like that.

But... I dunno.

#random post #questioning #sexuality #sexuality crisis #lgbtq #lgbt+ #pansexual #confusion #what am i?

[iamdusttoo]

Hide me away in a place without light

Soak me in vinegar so I may be sour

Cold to my bones for more than an hour

Send me some friends, some oil and flour

Scald in high heat before you devour

Prayers may help your pickle be sour

#what am I? #I imagine a cryptic cookbook written in this style would be pretty useless but fun to have #writerscreed #poetry #dustlikes

[undercooked-icicle]

You people seem to like frogs. So fuck it. Here.

#frogs #why not #leapfrog #all the frogs #green #fucking jump #ribbit or something #idk #im not a frog #i hope #am i? #what am i? #are we all frogs #r #ribbit #i have ribbited my last ribbet

[jazzstarrlight]

SPOILER WARNING!

TOH What am I? (Page 5/5)

Right after Hollow Mind, Hunter runs off. This is an idea I had of what happens to hunter.

Huh. I finished it. Cool!

Tell me what you think!

#the owl house #toh hunter #toh viney #toh willow #toh gus #toh flapjack #what am i? #comic #spoiler alert

[iscreamkitty]

Saw a hairstyle I wanted to draw and then further decided to draw reporter April O’Neil

#tmnt #Rottmnt #april o'neil #rise april #oodle doodles #this was fun to draw but I still absolutely despise backgrounds 😐 #what is even supposed to happen back there #is it not enough that I drew a little guy? #now I have to make a world for him to live in? #what am I? #god?? #let them float in the void they will be happy there

[chandni-o-meri-chandni]

I am grieving for the person i could have been.

#new poets society #chaotic academia #why am i like this #just midnight thoughts #dark academia #what am i?

[weirdieoid]

being nonbinary is very weird for me because i have always been very (as i call it) "gender-blegh". I like being referred to with he/him pronouns and will often present myself suchly online. I also like being referred to with she/her pronouns irl because i feel that i am also a feminine person at times. i also feel very fondly of they/them pronouns because i feel like it makes others more aware of my gender related noncomformity.

this all being said, i have never felt "nonbinary enough" i have friends who i perceive as being "more nonbinary" because i perceive their gender as being less definable than mine. its easy for me to take on the gender that people assume of me because i perceive others as being more accepting of me that way. i guess ive always been a people pleaser... but which of these three truths is my true truth?

am i condemned to eternal gender prison? will i ever know?

#philosophy #gender critical #gender philosophy #what am i? #will i ever know?

[captain-k8kat]

My experience with gender is like, I'm probably not a trans man, but I'm certainly not a cis woman. I don't want to really physically change myself but I still want to be perceived as masculine sometimes, as impossible as that seems. I like being called Boy or Mr or Sir but I also don't mind being called Girl or Miss (usually). Like idk at a certain point I just want to be me even though I'm not completely sure what me is.

#k8kat talks #trans #nonbinary #genderfluid #idk man #what am i? #kinda venting but oh well #gender is confusing #o(-(

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

I’m sure I’m a cis girl but sometimes I look at my arms, especially when I roll my sleeves up and I’m wearing a watch or something and I’m like dayum, which handsome man’s arms are those

#this is what the trans boys mean I think #like omfg sushhsgdydhdhddjd #what am I? #who knows #I’m pretty sure I’m a girl but AAAAAAA

[oakensheilded]

This is dificult

When you can't decide whether you're nonbinary or pangender or any other possible gender

#lgbtq+ #nonbinary #pangender #what am i?

[samijami]

You tell me to do better when I can't

So when I am clever enough to get through it without smarts,

you catch me in the end

Maybe you notice my sobbing, and I know it was just for my own gain

But what was I to do?

You were willing to risk everything I had,

So I finished your job for you by destroying everything I'd done

It still stings, and the tears keep flowing;

Everything reminds me of what I destroyed

You told me to do better when I couldn't,

So I played the role of the stupor instead

No matter how smart I might've been,

To hide what I had done; and doing

For so long,

It was still not what I was meant to do

Cut corners, lose fingers

Maybe next I'll give my life

Would that make you happy?

What am I?

#sad poem #depressing poem #short poem #epic poem #poem #short poems #poems on tumblr #poems on life #what am i? #riddle #poem riddle #riddle poem #sad poetry #teen poet #young poets #sad thoughts #poetry #short poetry #interpret this as you will #fuck society #unfair #personal stuff #sad poems #poets on tumblr #my poem #my poetry #my poetey #my poerty #my poetic life #poetic

[yvehattan]

I cannot explain it but I am a woman with the soul of a man with a spectacular little pubey moustache

#yve.txt #prompted by my sister telling me i dress as if i should have a moustache #of the lusciously pathetic variety #what am i? #i haven't the foggiest