#what an absolute troll

[dark-elf-writes]

Baby boy has an IQ off the charts and the drive to literally nothing but look at the clouds and play board games and that is very cash money of him.

#the elf talks #Naruto watch #Shikamaru my beloved #what an absolute troll #I would die for him

[blackkatdraws2]

The highlights of the movie (for me lol)

#these two are an absolute delight #grr more screentime please.... #rahh i need to know the aftermath after the movie #like what happened to them in the prison #trolls 3 #trolls #trolls movie #trolls fanart #dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #velvet and veneer #velvet trolls #trolls velvet #veneer trolls #trolls veneer #trolls 3 band together #band together

[elvhendis]

Anyone else on the side of tiktok where Spiderman fanboys and the rest of the gaming fanbase give each other shit because BG3 won all of the awards and Spiderman 2 won zilch lmao

#people literally comment “what is bg3” #“i have never even heard of bg3 how did it win” #and at this point i'm wondering if they're all trolling because #have you been living under a rock??? #absolutely baffling #that there seems to be this whole other side of video game fandom that is completely removed from bg3 and everything else #what a phenomenon I want to study it #baldur's gate 3 #the game awards #also since when does anybody care about spiderman/marvel games that is complete news to me

[lime1991]

was anybody else super disappointed during the opening scene of trolls 3 after floyd says goodbye and his face is really close to baby branch's that he didnt give him a tiny forehead kiss. like me and my roomie were both like THATS IT? HES JUST GOING TO WALK AWAY WITH OUT A LITTLE FOREHEAD KISS?

#dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls #branch trolls #floyd trolls #before any of you people treat this like its weird forehead kisses are normal #people give babies forehead kisses all the time. they give family forehead kisses. #and the framing of the scene would have been perfect for it and it felt evil that it didnt happen #even my roomie was like ''wait... what the fuck'' like why didnt it happen #i guess the hug was like the absolute final parting but i dont think i could say goodbye to my baby sibling without a forehead kiss

[iamnmbr3]

Lmao forgot that the Bulgarian prime minister is the absolute funniest person in the whole series

#what an icon. an absolute troll for the ages. a legend. #Harry Potter #hp reread #harry potter and the goblet of fire

[twinkleomorashi]

not to be like weird about it but my coworker was constantly talking to me about omo related things yesterday to the point where I was genuinely getting flustered at the shit they were saying and I can only hope they thought my face was so red from the laughter I was forcing to cover it up and nothing else 😭

Highlights included

- several minute long ramble where they debated the effectiveness of standing and moving around vs sitting and crossing their legs when desperate. Concluded sitting “was the best option right now”

- casually mentioning they wet themselves earlier in the week. Gave details unprompted.

- casually mentioning that they sometimes can’t tell if they need to pee or not so they press on their bladder. Demonstrated. Concluded they needed to pee.

Bonus: lamented about accidentally swiping left on a girl with a shirt that said “piss” on tinder. Called them their dream girl?? Said they also have a piss shirt????????

Like dude peace and love but you cannot do that to me!! Why are you telling ME all this?? I promise I’m not the person you wanna be telling this man. We aren’t even *like that* or anything but they can’t just say shit like that and expect me to not get kinda flustered about it 😭

#Iike okay either they realize I have a piss kink and they are trolling the absolute shit out of me #or they have a piss kink #like what is happening

[ibrokeeverything]

Oh, I'm sorry. The clue board? You mean my clue board? That I made. We like the clue board now?

#i dont know what it is about these lines but they're my absolute favorite #living rent free in my head from the first moment i heard them #the delivery is just SO GOOD #and branch's faces! #trolls #trolls branch #trolls band together

[goldensunset]

scarlet/violet needs a dlc where you walk into some random building somewhere and volo’s just there and his theme kicks in and he goes ! and challenges you to a friendly battle on the spot. and the game gives absolutely no explanation for him being there. yeah you know what i’m getting at here

#i think it would be really really funny #troll a new generation of pokémon fans (me) #the key thing here is the no explanation part #also key that he’s friendly #just like oh hiiii!!! you seem really special and incredible!!! hey let’s battle uwu!! #just like. his whole shtick from early-game pla #can’t tell if it would be funnier if he were still wearing his uniform for a merchant guild that’s been out of business for centuries #or if he were wearing his arceus outfit but it’s like really tattered and muddy. his hair just looks like absolute shapeless garbage #he needs to look like he’s been living in the woods or in a cave or whatever for a thousand years #with only the occasional human contact #but he’s like super chill and happy about it #pokémon #legends arceus #pla #scarlet and violet #scarlet/violet #volo #pokémon volo #edit: ok the way you guys don’t seem to realize i am fully aware of the cynthia thing and that’s literally what this post is a parody of

[shadeswift99]

Anybody else notice how the Entity is getting not only more complex with every update, but also more and more alive? To the extent that it can now get up and walk? To the extent of implied organs, implied magic? And meanwhile, coincidentally, Grian seems to be losing his sense for his own durability. Stood right there and took a hit from a trident thrown straight up, expecting to live, but didn’t. The surprise in his voice when Keralis was able to take him out in one punch. Having less health than he expected to have is becoming a trend...except for that time in front of the Rift.

“...I didn’t die?”

You know. The last near-death incident before the over-estimations started happening.

Debt is a powerful, powerful thing. Perhaps the Rift, and the Entity it spawned, know that. Perhaps that loan of life to Grian was the permission they needed to start taking back their due - slowly, of course, so that he never quite notices.

Slowly, of course, one sip of life at a time, so that the thing at the other end of the straw can feed in steady peace. Because debt and deals might rule the eldritch, but equivalent exchange rules nature, and the Entity is above all else both. Life cannot simply spring from nothing, not without cause, not without fuel. Grian is the reservoir of life that the Entity is pulling from. As it grows, he depletes.

Maybe the Rift is a conduit, the pipe for the transfer to take place - or maybe it’s the mastermind, or an impassive observer, or hey, maybe it’s just a coincidental tear like any other tear. Randomness is a law of nature too. But the idea that the Entity’s growth will be capped by how much life and power is left to be pulled from Grian is terrifying in MULTIPLE ways and I’ll be turning it over in my brain for the rest of the day at least

#Grian #the Entity #Hermitcraft #''So did Grian completely forget about the cliffhanger from two episodes ago or did he just troll us all by not giving any answers?' #< sentences thought before disaster #the disaster being This Idea #listen #am I stringing together several unconnected coincidences that were almost certainly not intentionally implying anything? yes #should you be even a little bit surprised by that if you have been following this blog for more than a couple months? No #Absolutely The Fuck Not dlfkjsdls #I don't care if it's anything close to what's happening really but it's PLAUSIBLE and that's TERRIFYING #terrifying in the best way #because just. imagine #I'm not usually a non-human Grian headcanoner but ik a lot of people think he's got some vast wells of unused power #and just. the /consequences/ of some parasitic otherworldly Entity choosing that person out of everyone to feed on #could it smell the life that saturated Grian? the power? or was it just coincidence? #/how much bigger will it grow with that as a source to feed on?/ #and in a non-magical Grian scenario it really only gets WORSE #because how long can one human being hold out as the sole source of nourishment for a Thing like that? #is it like a blood donation where the life it takes from Grian will regenerate slowly over time? #leaving him exhausted and weakened but too gradually to notice? just gradually enough to adapt to without thinking? #is that why the Entity is doing this slowly? as a strategy? #....will its patience for strategy run out as the end to its means draws near? #man. man. I love what Grian is doing this season #I've been too exhausted myself to have many writing ideas lately but this is giving me more than I've had in ages #oh ah. also #tw horror #tw parasite #ik there are some people squicked out by the Entity in general so let me know if I've missed any tags for that #but I personally am having the time of my life right now

[essenceofarda]

so... Whomst would like to read the next page of Romance in Rivendell???? I was looking through this chapter's file and realized I'm like,, halfway finished with the next page 🤔🤗

#might finish the page later after i clean and post :D #if y'all would like that?? #also i keep forgetting what an absolute obnoxious little TROLL my gilgalad is in this chapter XD #poor elrond lmaooooooo

[voxel-loves-you]

Frankie trying to tell Sam via email she won't be able to finish modifying his rifle for another week because she doesn't have enough materials. But she accidentally hits send too quickly:

Hi Sam,

I am afraid

Sam responding to her email by showing up 10 minutes later with 4 of every item on the Chunks menu:

"Be not afraid. I have snacks and nowhere to go. Cora selected a movie for us, though she passed on watching it because she wants to watch something scary...and that felt inappropriate to... invite you... why are you laughing?"

"You didn't read the follow-up email, did you?"

"Follow-up?"

"You know what, Sam? I am afraid. Terribly afraid. Just downright fearful. And I think I need to watch the children's movie Cora picked while we stuff our faces with Chunks."

"That is excellent. I have never seen My Girl. I can't wait!"

--later that night--

Sam is sobbing his eyes out and begging Frankie to never go near bees. Frankie is also sobbing and promising to never go near bees. Neither of them knows wtf a bee is.

(credit to @and-down-we-go and their mom for the fabulous prompt idea from this extremely tumblr famous post)

#cora you are an absolute monster #you horrid little troll child #10/10 #she knew what she was doing #francine harjo #sam coe #cora coe #starfield

[just2bubbly]

cannot hate anymore on RCB rn than I already am 🤧

#im a fan but nahi this is just undone #like what are you guys doing? absolutely “nothing” #aisa kaun karta hai yaar kuch bhi nahi karte ho- phir din bhar troll hote ho and raat ko humiliating way se haarte ho #i demand more from you as a team #ye kuch bhi chala raha and ab I can't take it 😭 #rcbfans #rcb vs kkr #ipl2024 #ipl24 #royal challengers bangalore #royal challengers bengaluru #viratkohli #rcb #desiblr #indian premier league #ipl

[maskyartist]

EXPLOSIVE KINGDOMS questions

did creek find them after the events of the first movie or is it different?

why does creek tell the putt putt trolls everyone is dead if it does takes place after the move?

how did clay and viva take the fact both branch and poppy are dead?

do you think clay also believed floyd is also dead seeing as he left before clay and clay lived in isolation will no idea if floyd left after him?

what inspired you to make this au?

i have more questions but i think this will cover most of what im questioning and also give me more questions i can ask later

FINALLY SOMEONE ASKS THE REAL QUESTIONS AROUND HERE! Been waitin for this one, have a timeline goin on my phone and everything OKAY SO!-

Creek finds them about 1 month after the first movie (a bit after World Tour starts. keep in mind the Putt Putts were isolated completely so they have no knowledge of the rockpocolypse n all that). Instead of the usual canon ending, Creek actually leads the Bergens to Pop Village as usual and ends up escaping in the chaos of the capturing of Trolls, running into the forest and essentially leaving them all for dead

2. So to answer ur second question with the first, its because Creek HIMSELF believes them to be dead! He assumes he saved only himself by leading Chef to Pop Village, and ends up telling Viva just that, fudging the story a bit to make him look sympathetic and the "only survivor of a tragic capture"

2.5 (To follow that up, he essentially tells Viva he and his village were captured by Bergens (true), but that he was the only one who managed to escape by the skin of his teeth and has been alone ever since. he paints himself as a victim entirely to avoid being denied entry to the village)

3. Here's the thing with the Putt Putts. In my mind, i've always hc'd that everyone HOPED the other Trolls were alive but...that was just hope. Everyone actually BEING alive was a pipe dream in their minds after the cave in. They believe the cave in extended to the entirety of the tunnel, not just their end, so they believe the entire Pop Tribe that were ahead of them are dead. Clay has a sobering realization he was right all along, and Viva is stone cold anger.

Learning her people were still out there, still being hunted, and eaten, it lights a fire in her heart.

This is the spark that begins the Putt Putt's aim for an all out war. So at least for this AU, the Putt Putts always believed the other Trolls were dead from the start.

4. While yes his brothers did leave, Clay had no idea WHERE they left. The only brother he has doubts on if he's dead is John Dory, seeing as he left for the mountains, and even then no one's a perfect survivalist. Who knows if he made it?

In my mind (and canon for this specific AU), the leaving order went JD immediately, then Spruce a few days later, Clay a couple weeks after that, and finally Floyd leaving Baby Branch with Grandma. Having it happen so immediately in the movie doesnt really sit right with me for this situation? So I wanted it spaced out

Clay has no idea where Floyd went. Hes got no clue hes on a "solo career". So he assumes he stayed with Branch and that they're both gone. Along with the unknown place of Spruce and the potential of what the mountains did to JD...

There are five planted flowers behind the Admin Building. One for each of his brothers, and one for his grandmother who he assumes died in the tunnels as well.

5. Honestly? And ur gonna laugh but aside from my general love of dramatic AUs and the idea of Clay being an arsonist making me laugh one night, I got tipped over the edge...CAUSE I FOUND THIS ANIMATIC-

AND ITS SO GOOD

the actual animatic (while being incredible amazing tasty spectacular) didnt inspire me, the SONG did. the idea of Viva singing the first half while her Putt Putts charge into Bergentown-

"In all of my years of living, it isn't very often that I get this far-

I try to chill with the waves...but damn, you've crossed the line~"

"I've been so gracious! And yet you hurt the people of mine!

That's right, the Trolls that you made die...were mine."

(with a lil tweaking to make it fit)

While Clay's under the city rigging things up cornered by Poppy and Branch trying to make him stop this and just-

"You are the worst kind of good, 'cause you're not even great." (aimed at Poppy)

"The Queen, who reeks of false righteous, that's who I HATE!"

"Because you fight to save lives, but can't kill, and won't keep us all safe.

I mean, you totally could've avoided all this, had you just ended them...

But no."

"You are far too nice! Mercy has a price!"

LIKE THERES A VIBE HERE (obviously this isn't what'll happen im still ironing out details but this was my inspo :) That and Persona 5 Tactica that game's all about revolution)

I would say, keep in mind, this scenario would take place after finding out that yes the other Trolls are still alive, but now Viva and the Putt Putts are committed to completing with they started for those they lost to Trollstice's before them. They WANT revenge. Why should they have to play nice? Why should THEY forgive the consumption of their people? That kinda vibe :)

AND WHATEVER ELSE U WANNA ASK IS TOTALLY FINE! Send questions as u think of em! :D This AU isn't entirely complete quite yet, so these asks help me really nail down what details I want or at least see things written out and get some good feedback! :D

#masky gets the mail #explosive kingdoms au #trolls dreamworks #trolls clay #trolls viva #trolls creek #long post #i would've done a read more but i feel this is just gonna be long no matter what #hopefully this answers ur questions!! :D #if yall got anything to ask about my other aus absolutely send em my way #again this helps me iron things out SO much more then u think #my adhd brain needs the help #there's still one more AU i wanna design for and then i'll have my nice lil star of AUs #cause i think i deserve to have a John Dory in the John Dory support group too >3> #....well two if we also include The Royal Party but he'd never admit to needing therapy

[teja-has-puppet-autism]

y'know sometimes I go to make a post on this here webbed site, and I almost always end up deletin it cause I measure it through the "how widely applicable is this" + "how horribly can people twist this" metrics and it just stops my little fingies from typin

(this turned into me typing an essay in the tags cause I very much did need to process some shit lmao)

#I have thoughts I wanna get out there #but also I have had people threaten me and harrass me for far less than my thoughts of #'hey maybe my community isn't fuckin normal about trans women' and #'you can be fucked in the gender and also not use transmisogynistic stereotypes and terminologies to do that' #while also pointing out that transmasculine experiences are frequently ignored erased minimized and criticized habitually #(I have eliminated my worries via tag talk lmao so i will keep on processin down here) #Like idk its such a difficult intersection of shit because obviously a lot of transmasculine folks have experienced primarily if not only #other transmasc spaces online and have some deep set transmisogyny going on and then also the other way around of a lot of transfeminine #folk have primarily if not only interacted within transfem spaces and have deep set transmisogyny goin on #(which I'm not gonna argue on transmisogyny being a transfem only word or about transandrophobia or anti-transmasculinity my verbige is #constantly changing around this topic because of the shit that gets hurled at transmascs that use any of the transmasc specific words or th #OG word that applies to the misogyny experienced and intertwined with transness just: language is hard and imperfect so I'm using what I'm #using right now) #and anyway so those two groups of folk clash on their own and have a lot of strained and difficult communication and then there's a third #group that intentionally causes further rifts by trolling and sending hate anons and making accounts pretending to be transfem or transmasc #and shitting on ''the other side'' (heavy HEAVY quotations on that one) #and that all combines into an absolute clusterfuck of lack of understanding or sympathy from either 'side' of things for the other #there is just a lack of fundamental knowledge about our brothers sisters and others shared between us all and it is INFURIATING

[adamwarlock]

AWWOOOOOOHHH AAAHHHHHGHHH

#ohmy god look at them. im going to explode #that last page is making me lose it. WATCH OUT GUYS THERE'S A GIRL IN THERE!!! #adam what did you do.......... #SCREAMMMM #absolutely obsessed with Gamora's buff arms thank you so much Ron Lim #I've missed Adam/Gamora/Pip sooooo much I need it to be wednesday already #idk why these pics are so crunchy but blame cbr.com #adam warlock #gamora #pip the troll #genis-vell #wednesday spoilers #if u care #space jesus #cosmic marvel

[moonlights-thoughts]

Trolls on an anatomy and scientific level gives me an existential crisis

#trolls #Guy diamond legit just birthed a baby from his hair #Does sexuality affect their reproductive system #or do they just ‘cosmo and wanda’ this #aka the way seahorse reproduce #if poppy and branch were to reproduce would it mainly be hair taking action orrrr #and then there's how trolls work #they can camaflage and extend their hair and the glitter trolls don't even wear clothes #AND THEN HOW WATER WORKS ALSO BAFFLES ME #WHAT IN EVERYTHING TROLLY IS UP??? #JUST A WORLD MADE OF SEEMINGLY FELT AND SOFTNESS ESPECIALLY FOR THE PREDATORS #AND NOW TROLLS BAND TOGETHER WE GOT 2 OTHER GIANTS #NOW IT AINT JUST THE BERGENS #it's also kinda funny how poppy as a baby troll is absolutely naked and branch is in a diaper lol #Is this because of the circumstances they had or just their way of life #lastly branch must be one heck of a singer considering the fact that he's part of a well known boyband #moonlights thoughts