“iT wOuLD Be NiCe To HAvE YouR SuPpORt JuST OnCE”
“YoU OnLY tHInK AbOUt YoU!”
Eddie an A L I E N just made you BREAKFAST, shut the ENTIRE fuck UP
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I’m literally in bed with a fever and so my filter ain’t working too well I’m gonna call out my fellow fanfic writers
(Disclaimer that 1. Im really tired and 2. This is just for funsies)
The angst writers - people who write only angst with rare happy endings feel bad and they like feeling bad, either because it validates something to them or because they’re masochistic (I TOOK FIVE TRIES TO SPELL THAT)
The fluff writers - people who write ONLY fluff and NO angst really need some TLC and they crave affection. Probably touch starved
The hurt/comfort writers - These people are going through something, it could even be daily stress but either way they have problems and they want to talk to someone about it and have that person comfort them but they don’t so they write it happening to someone instead
The smut writers - horny. No one writes their kinks and preferences so they do it themselves.
The childhood friends to lovers writers - they like the thought of really knowing a person before you fall for them. High chance of being demiromantic / demisexual or a similar orientation.
Enemies to lovers - They have taste /j
No but seriously. They like going for things which are unattainable, they love witnessing internal rather than external conflict, and are probably here for the sexual tension
Okay I’m getting a headache and can’t think of anymore tropes so ~bye~
Oh wait
Only one bed - They like characters being forced into confronting their problems, probably because the author has a habit of running away from their own
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Got Reblogged, Whatchu want me to draw?
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LIVE NOW
it is the most Pizza Time it's been since the last time it was Pizza Time
pizza tower ends tonight, probably
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im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)
its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!
happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D
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forever fascinated by the many machinations of brennan's mind. image description in alt text, below, or at this reblog, originally from @arctic-hands
[Image Description: tweet by Brennan Lee Mulligan, @ BrennanLM. It says "While the statement 'Even educated fleas can do it' may at first seem inclusive, it actually suggests an insect society sharply divided by class, where access to institutions of higher learning is seen as prerequisite to the full range of natural emotions. In this TED talk I will–". In response, Sam Reich, @ SamReich, tweets "for the love of god brennan it's valentine's day", to which Brennan responds "Not for the working class fleas it's not! #Solidarity ["solidarity" in allcaps]" End I.D.]
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in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten
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Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.
If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.
Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.
In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.
On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.
Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.
It’s plastic. It’s fake.
Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.
Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”
[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]
[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]
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hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do
yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello
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