Absolutely hilarious how Bdubs is trying so hard to do his henchman schtick with Mumbo and meanwhile Mumbo is on his manipulate mansplain manwhore arc, joking with Grian, being Etho’s best friend, getting sandwiched between men, playing bodyguard for Scar, etc
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It's like. This is navia and navia's girlfriend clorinde and clorinde's boyfriend wriothesley and wriothesley's boyfriend neuvillette. Do you see my vision
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burnt out gifted kids return - three hour honors class early in the morning edition
someone brings food for everyone
someone buys coffee for everyone
person b: two hours and thirty seven minutes left of torture."
^person a: (teacher) can hear you hush!
^person b: they know how i feel about this i made my opinion abundantly clear
teacher: *asks a question*
^person a: answers
^person c: *mocking clapping*
^person b: stfu that's my academic rival slash partner piss off only i get to annoy them
^person a: slash what now?
^person d: oh haven't you read anything? academic rivals always end up married
^person a: WHAT? SINCE WHEN? (turns on teacher) did you know about this?
^teacher (sighs in they're never going to finish the curriculum): no, sweetheart i didn't. can we carry on with --
^person a: NO
^teacher: five minute break? (for the fifth time in the last hour)
^person c: but we were in the middle of --
^everyone: oh shut up
someone forgot there was a class and is still sleeping in their dorms.
^teacher: where's person i?
^person b: (takes out phone and calls) hey, i. um. i think we have class.
^(i screaming from the other end of the line)
part one - where they're studying for a test
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if i had a nickel for every time a guy watched his alien robot boyfriend die in front of him saving his life, and was then able to pilot said boyfriend's body to defeat the big bad and save the world from certain decimation because the bond they share is so strong, i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weIRD THAT IT'S HAPPENED TWICE
(sequel to this post)
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Clarisse: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Clarisse: aggressively throws water bottles
Beckendorf: … uhh
Silena: she's trying to yell good mental health and wellbeing into us.
clarisse: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Chris: crying it's working
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