#what are u ON LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[earthtooz]

logged back in to see this, thanks guys ^-^

#considering this as an early bday gift AHHHH 7k is so scary #really sad i missed out on 6969 being a milestone #5k event sticking with me forever lMFAOOOOOOOOO #i'm rly overhyped what the fuck thanks guys i don't deserve this stupidly high number but whateva #7K PEOPLE.. #THAT'S LIKE... 14K PAIR OF EYES THAT DECIDED TO READ MY WORK AND GO 'yeah that's nice' #14k eyes* #7K THUMBS THAT PRESSED A BUTTON WHAT DA HELL... #THANK U ALL I ADORE U ALL #earfsmercury

[stinkrascal]

i finally finished writing the vlad/brie backstory reprisal

#holy shit holy SHITTTTTTTTT im gonna cry im so excited #the ending LMFAOOOOOOOOO its so funny. its a happy ending :) kind of #its happy for v and b thats what matters to me! #359 pages BOYYYY do my hands hurt. obviously i still need to take time to edit everything #and delete stuff and include scenes that were brainstormed but never written out. so still a ways to go #but at least its all on paper now and i can parse thru everything as needed AHHHHHHH im so happy u guys!!!!!!! #my silly little vladislaus straud fanfiction its truly the light of my life yall!!!!!!

[eggjaculations]

i’ve been thinking about this a lot and i feel like the precursor to SKSKSKS was JSJSJSJS, which was the aftermath of many americans using JAJAJAJAJA (either bc they liked it or they thought it was a typo of HAHAHAHA, i’ve heard both surprisingly) and i think that overlap of language and culture between spanish speakers and vsco girlies is beautiful and should be recognized and praised.

#language #culture #i only say this because i saw it happen to my bestie who is way more into tumble than me #and there was a moment #where 5sos and 1D fans just. #got really into spanish spoken soft guitar rap type music? #no idea what u call that genre it’s like. #central american r&b influenced type??? #is very very good lmfao i know why they blasted that shit #but that doesn’t explain why my ginger friend from loranger louisiana found it #but anyway he would use jajajaja all the time and i would just be like LMFAOOOOOOOOO #and then when he started keysmashing and doing jsjsjsjs #i was like hole up a minute. #i like dat. #and so. #jsjsjsjsjs was born collectively over the internet as i saw it many places other than my friend #and then i started seeing skskkskksn #and general #jajdkdksjsjskd #but look at that keysmash. #to me that is a perfect keysmash. #it’s got. ja. ks. js. jsk. and random letters. #the blueprint of keysmash fr.

[biggesttmntfanintheworld]

Because you're alive again may I request more mutant-mayhem stuff? Like I got nothing specifically but I would love to see more of it! :3

I'm going through a severe case of writer's block so I'm sorry if this sucks:(

prom night

mutant mayhem! x gn! reader headcanons!

the turtless asking their crush to slow dance at prom!

leonardo

NEVOUS ASFFFFFFFFF

"bruh all you have to do is ask" "ITS NOT THAT EASY-"

bro heart hurts so bad he feels like its abt to explode

sweating like crazy too

bro does NOT know what to do

bro uses his rizz which is not existent to win you over

"hey uh...I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes..."(LMFAOOOOOOOOO)

"huh"

"Wanna Dance?"

his hands are really sweaty and icky(im sorry LMAO)

he CANNOT make eye contact bro

and at the end he tells you that you're really beautiful/handsome/cute and runs away

:3

raphael

he doesn't really want to dance

because he thinks it's "not manly"

but his brothers are making him do it because they know he likes you

he really does not want to do it because he thinks it's embarrassing

butt...

he likes youuu soooo...

not nervous asking...like at all

like he's not scared whatsoever

bros so chill abt it.

"wanna dance?."

not sweaty like leo and donnie

"your eyes are really pretty"

:3

donatello

EXTREMELY nervous

like you can see the sweat dripping off of him

can't breathe

bro is literally dying

"why are you so nervous just ask" "im going to kill you shut up"

he keeps walking up to you and walking back

like he's about to tap on your shoulder and he just walks back(hes so silly)

he uses very cringy anime pick up lines

"Is your name Cana? Um, Cana call you mine?" (Fairy Tail Guild pick up line LMAOOO)

"what?"

"n-nothing!"

he just awkwardly stands around you after he said that

bro does NOT know what to do

after like 2 minutes of him standing around you awkwardly

"h-hey umm do y-you maybe w-wanna dance?, its fine i-if you don't want to"

"i would love to"

"r-really!?"

"yes!"

he fell in love with you a little deeper after that dance

:3

Michelangelo

THE ONLY MF WITH REAL RIZZ BRO

but not scared or nervous at all

he knows exactly how to rizz you up fr!

and now all he has to do is wait for the perfect moment to sweep you off your feet

as soon as the slow dance music starts...

he walks straight up to you and grabs your shoulder genty

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together"(HES SO SILLY BRO)

"oh?"

"would you like to dance with me?"

he smells like vanilla or cocoa 100%

he asked you out for pizza the next day after school

:3

can you guys give me tips on how to do oneshots like I'm actually suffering

constructive criticism is greatly appreciated:333

BYEEEEE

#mutant mayhem x reader #mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem raph #mutant mayhem leo #mutant mayhem donnie #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt 2023 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt mm #mm tmnt #mutant mayhem mikey #idk what else to tag

[arthurily]

Rdrtwt is crazy omg they’re all attacking these two 15 year olds right now ( louiemacguire and auraverra/auravirra) for not even shipping morston but for saying it’s not incest

And people are screaming at them and making call out posts saying “stay away from these people for your own good” and accusing them of being racist and a proshipper . and earlier they all cancelled this other girl, pacinoslut , for liking dutch

LMFAOOOOOOOOO WHAT😭😭😭😭 THATS CRAZY THE KINDERGARTEN IS ON FIREEEEEE LETS GOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Now that sounds very interesting but also so fucking embarrassing ❤️ i get the teenage hormones and shit blabla gaming phase twitter phase but theyll be so embarrassed when they grow and IF they mature😭😭 i promise u theres more important things in life than losing ur mind over ppl that like some pixels from a game

Either way i stay the hell away from rdr twitter. When i see a rdr post on my tl i mute the account to make sure i dont get more😭 i genuinely dont wanna be there

CANCELLED FOR LIKING DUTCH IS INSANE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OH MY GOD I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES TRYING MY HARDEST NOT TO LAUGH I CANT. PLEASE TELL ME U GUYS SEE HOW INSANE THIS IS

Why is rdr twitter just the g3nshin and mha fandoms combined with a sprinkle of purity

#asks #im crying so badly at this i look crazy #this both ruined my day and made it better

[chrollohearttags]

cherry u going to hell wit gasoline drawls as my grandma would say! I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT😡😡😡!!

LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!! Now why I’m being jumped?! 😭😫😫 what I doooo??

#i’m innocent #cherry’s asks 🍒 #nonnies 🍒🌹 #not yawl gone jump meeee #I ain’t even started having fun yet 😭

[powerbottom]

If I asked u guys how tall u think I am how tall would you guess omg im asking for a friend LMFAOOOOOOOOO im crying omg like what is the vibe I give off

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

I litterally do this every 6 months 💀

Ima combine all your asks here so we don't have like 50 convos going on at once LMFAOOOOOO but no yeah that's so funny 💀

LIFE IS GOOD WE SHOULD CALL It's been like, what, 6 months?! LMFAOOOOOOOOO actually i have this new game i've been obsessed with so i've been doing that and working a part time job while i look for an actual career job LMFAOOOO anyway HOW ARE YOU BB

If it's you I'm always active

I miss u girl i hope you're taking care of yourself ur snaps show me you've been having mad fun tho!

Stop the way I graduated a few months ago this is wild like... HUHHHHHHHH I hope the college life is treating you well also don't party too hard but if you do then PARTY HARDDDDDD

#asks #vicky 🌙

[zeltqz]

ran’s stupid ass is probably thinking of her in prison like making art and shit about her pls you ain’t over her ass *cackling* but amazing work niya as always muah muah

But would be interesting is how he is in prison talking about her

LMFAOOOOOOOOO nah but what if I told u it was the other way round?🤔😎…..all ima say

#love yuuuu anon #love asks like these sm too

[eggbertith]

ep 9 reaction [TDP SPOILERS]

this is great this is going so well for everyone 

she literally does not karim ur so dramatic hes like i wont be alive to see the future i cant have this that means theres NO FUTURE this child omfg

“escape from umber tor” ok lets get right to it

soren you tried--soren LOL ok you know what its the thought that counts and soren is still in his pajamas SOREN KEEP TRYING U DORK

soren u gotta just like,,,,,pull her hair or something 

karim u are naive,,,is that how u spel his name i....oh i was right ok neat

JANAI PLS DONT DIE OUT HERE TUR LESBIAN WIFE NEEDS U

WHY WAS I ALSSEP LMAO WHERES RAYLA 

viren literally be dragged along like why am i here lol 

yall gotta move ur asses also rayla do u have ur swords 

oh ok she does but RYALA NO *pauses* this is fine everything is going to be fine

M

jainai arent u like a fire beast cant u- yeah exactly arent u literally immune PROUD LESBIANS PROUD LESBIANS 

*pauses* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck this isnt good we are so screwed i dont know what happens but the scene cutting to viren and co and raylas probably going to show up and this isnt good oh no callum why did u let her go this was a tedrrible idea

i....what.....karim ur losing ur mind

IT WILL BE BESAUTIFUL 

“i have something thats important to you too” THATS IT *gets up from my chair and paces* 

the ultimatum of a- yeah thats fine

rayla u have ur parents back but now u need to not die

OPEN SESAME LMFAOOOOOOOO soren u are currently in yur pajamas ur motivational speech is not helping- LMFAOOOOOOOOO 

soooooooooooooo wheres rayla

yall gonna scream at each other and then stare and uh, ok so rayla is trapped in there thats not good

rayla god dammit how is she not. wow. ok  

soren likes salad :)

#live blog #the dragon prince spoilers

[patheticallyinfatuatedwithu]

how do u come up with ideas for ur smaus? its gen so hard😭

i dont really know how i get ideas icl😭😭😭 they js come to me so suddenly like i'd be watching smth and then there'd suddenly be an idea popping up in my head if u get what i mean😭😭😭 some messages in the smaus are smth i'd taken from real life experiences and i may or may not run a stan acct on twt LMFAOOOOOOOOO

#— mariplies ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

[unauthorizedmagicians]

Episode 2 - The Source of Magic

finally picking this back up

love a memory flashing

i've always wondered why the beast wanted to freeze everything but their eyes. like was he specifically trying to get them to look at what was happening???

also the "how did it know your name" is so creepy i love it

julia wicker princess of one-liners, margo, of course, being queen of them

marina in her gaslighting era

i love the title card so much. i've spent genuinely way too much time just looking at all of the grafitti

the guy with the bright ass silver shirt lmfaooooo

how tf did they create a whole ass portal to fillory and IT NEVER GOT BROUGHT UP AGAIN???

penny protecting kady from the very beginning<3333

also what spell was alice casting

mother has arrived!

i kind of love that they changed that the physical kids cottage to be like the place to be not like an elite cliquey bullshit whatever

quentin consistently in his emo boy era. hair in front of his face and everything. long hair quentin is superior tho

"magic comes from pain" first mention<3

mother is mothering (margo is being a manipulative cunt /affectionate part 13842)

julia loves to hate men and shes so real for that

normalize expositing where these people learned all these languages

the writers giving every character an actual backstory instead of just a personality for q to project onto<3

do phones and computers not work on campus like wtf. ik margo said

idk if any of yall have watched dimension 20's misfits and magic but penny has a common fucking sense die like throwing a chair at the mirror. icon shit

the beast finding penny from like a YOUNG age. but also there's that whole thing with his mom so like maybe he knew idk

GOD DAMN THAT SHIRT LOOKS SO GOOD ON KADY. and the hairrrrrrr. fuck me

MARINA WHEN SHE LIES

this show is so visually beautiful and i forget it every once in a while but then something like gorgeous smacks me in the face

"bc i know things" me when kady, me when, i-

penny's little kiss to quentin after reaching out to hold kady's hand. penny adiyodi

the specialist

u dont see color and then go back to black and white and also this whole thing being a metaphor for mental health and all that shit

the local brain wipe guy is dead lmfaooooooooo

cross cutting between q thinking hes losing magic and julia finding it again for the first time so real

somehow q knows exactly how to do battle magic after seeing it exactly once while in active combat

alliteration queen julia

pete and marina iconique underrated duo "hey, don't be mad" "don't be mad"

screaming "hold still please"

"real magicians protect themselves" u piece of shit /affectionate

i have such a complicated relationship to marina asa character like i know shes supposed to be an antagonist but i love her too much to not like her. the only saving grace for her antagonism is i love kady too much to actually fully endorce marina

everyone in this show loves to lie to q

dont overthinking it as if the whole thing isn't some complicated ass timeloop motherfucker

debating getting a hedge witch ttto or a time key tattoo

the soundtrack<3

q and his greasy ass hair

can always count on margo and eliot to cheer him up

#the magicians #the magicians syfy #unauthorized magicians rewatch #quentin coldwater #eliot waugh #alice quinn #kady orloff diaz #margo hanson #penny adiyodi #julia wicker #marina andrieski

[mangoposts]

im also a little scared but I HAVE TO get my lips done i hated them since i was like 10yo😭😭

Nooooooo that makes me sad 💔 It seems so painful 😭 I’m sure u have pretty lips but if it’s something you wanna do then lmk if you do it i wanna know what it feels like Lmfaooooooooo

#🥭

[daaydreamy]

omg and another thing that pissed me off that’s completely unrelated is that 2-3 weeks ago i had a dermatologist appointment like the next day and the treatment options for my skin condition are really intense so i was nervous and asked my mom to go over them with me but she was a big fat jerk about it and hurt my feelings and i was venting to my sister about it and she said i could call her and she’d go over them with me so i was on the phone with her and ryan came in the room and was like “what’s going on⁉️” and she was like “nothing everything’s fine” and he was like “okay…..but what’s wrong what’s going on” LIKE BINCH IF IT WAS UR BUSINESS U WOULD’VE BEEN INCLUDED IN THE CALL and my sister said “nothing my sister just has an appointment coming up and she’s nervous” and he was like “oh okay…” and like hesitated to believe her and leave the room 😐 cuz he assumed there was a crisis which i partially understand bc that’s rly the only time i’ve called her but that’s only happened twice and even if it was a crisis MIND UR BUSINESS like if it involved her she’d tell u AFTER and if it’s just my crisis then u can keep ur dumb nose out of it!!! like can i have a single interaction with my sister without u being intrusive⁉️😭

also i’m still pissed off about the whole birthday cake thing i think about it a lot 😐 cuz guess who got the cake they wanted for their birthday?? HIM!!!!

LMFAOOOOO why was he trying to join in on a person call between TWO PEOPLE like… u mind ur own business go call ur own people 🙄 and the whole birthday cake thing girl i wouldn’t let it go either LMFAOOOOOOOOO

#💌┊w0ntb1te