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bethanydelleman · 5 months
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Send help! I did too much story analysis and I dissected too many tropes and now I can predict what will happen in TV shows!
I used to be *surprised* and now I'm just like, "Oh, that was a good use of that familiar story structure! Excellent execution." And I'm still enjoying the same things, but like, I know why I enjoyed it? It's weird y'all.
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kurt-nightcrawler · 15 days
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Guys Jamison Newlander (aka Alan Frog) VEIWED MY TIKTOK ACCOUNT
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bitterkarmaa · 3 months
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Help I made a throwaway for this funky idea I had and Eclipse got attached to it 😭
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evsstolenhearts · 6 months
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Me, after not looking at my thumbnail for 3 days, upon realizing I completely went off the rails and have lost my direction for this sculpture:
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hurrl · 1 month
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I have my first real date on Sunday besties, I'm gonna throw up
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squeak-mascarade · 1 month
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Very well, tonight by the docks, you have intrigued me enough for my audience. I expect this to be no trap.
-💖
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"She said yes!!!"
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Snowbaz & Co Barbie Outfits
I was chatting with a few others in discord and we were all in agreement that Simon and Baz would absolutely be going to see Barbie, and would be bringing Mordelia, Petra, and Sophie along.
But what would they wear?
This is how I’ve spent my job hunting free time over the last few weeks.
Pink and nonsense below the cut.
Petra
I feel like she’s a total horse girl. She spends all of her time thinking about horses and drawing horses and riding horses both real and imaginary. When Baz tells her they’re going to dress up for the movie, Petra is ready with her pink accessories to be Equestrian Barbie. There are a few versions of this Barbie, but I wasn’t that into them. Petra can do better. I asked my horse-riding friends how they would Barbie-fy the standard English riding look, and they said pink accessories. So:
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Let’s start with our base equestrian look. White top with pink lining on the collar/cuffs, beige or... whatever color that is for the breeches, and field boots (I hear this is what they are called?). Then we add the pink accessories! (Yes, that is a unicorn on the end of that crop). Hot pink breeches optional. I’m foregoing the riding coat because it’s summer and we just don’t need that extra layer, but it does really pull the look together, and I did find a suuuuuper cute pink one. 
I don’t know anything about riding, especially English riding, so don’t come at me if this doesn’t make any sense (I would like to know how you would Barbie-fy your own riding look, though!).
Links: Base Outfit (left), Gloves, Crop, Helmet Cover, Breeches
Sophie
Sophie heard “wear pink” and knew just the dress for the occasion. This was the dress she wore for her most recent birthday party (because they totally have super posh, fancy kid birthdays that require nice new dresses, right?). I’m pretty sure the twins are somewhere around 10 now, and this is definitely something I would have worn as a 10 year old.
My inspiration for Sophie’s look was the 2010 Modern Princess Barbie (left) and the 2011 Cut ‘N Style Princess (right).
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Links: Barbie Modern Princess (left), Dress, Barbie Cut ‘N Style Princess (right)
Mordelia
I imagine Mordelia goes immediately to a retro look. She’s around 15 at this point and could totally be into makeup and fashion. I like to imagine she’s kind of artsy, and while she’s the perfect age to be in her emo phase (which I would love for her to have), I understand this is not a “thing” anymore among the youths. Either way, I like to think Mordelia is a bit of a chameleon and floats around to whatever style inspires her at the moment. (Am I projecting? Yes. Yes, I am.)
I think she would prefer to go for the original 1959 Barbie with the black and white swimsuit (bodysuit?) and sunglasses, but Baz insists on pink (or Simon... yeah... it’s definitely all Simon). So they compromise on a modern take on the Flower Power era of the 60s and 70s. The dress has the large-scale, brightly colored floral print and miniskirt of the 60s with the bell sleeves more common in the 70s. I used this 1969 P.J. Talking doll for inspiration.
She goes all-out on the makeup with the recently revived and renovated mod eye look (top left) and sort of clumped, thick bottom lashes (bottom right) (there’s got to be a better way to describe that....). And the knee-high white boots, of course. She’s really just an amalgamation of all the most fun trends of the 1960s.
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Can you tell I had the most fun with this one?
Links: Mod-inspired Eye Makeup (top left), Dress, P.J. Talking doll, Boots, Classic Mod Eye Makeup (bottom right)
Simon
I had a really hard time with both of the boys. But here we are. As soon as I saw the 1982 Ken Fashion Jeans, I knew that was my inspiration for Simon. It just felt so right. Though I didn’t use the actual jeans part as the inspiration, I did go with another 80s jean staple: acid wash jeans. And imagine the light pink shirt is actually the most obnoxious hot pink you can think of. 
I like to think Simon already had both of these pieces in his closet. Baz will be ensuring those top buttons stay undone all day, as god intended.
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Honorable mention to this shirt that also has a Simon-look-alike for a model (tbh I still think maybe I should pick that one every time I look at it) and this basically mesh shirt.
Links: Soft Pink Knit Shirt (top left), Hot Pink Polo (top right), Acid Wash Jeans, Ken Fashion Jeans doll
Baz
The one that I’m sure you’ve all been waiting for that I’m also sure is going to disappoint... Baz. Boy did I struggle with Baz. What would he wear? A suit? More casual? More costume-y? Ultimately I decided casual since everyone else would be casual, it’s summer, and, more importantly, I couldn’t find any hot pink floral suits for men.
Once I narrowed it down to casual, I still couldn’t decide. I didn’t even have a good reference for inspiration. Nothing felt quite Baz.  Honestly, I need help.
I think I’ve settled on this large-scale floral print on the top left that feels like a very Barbie-esque print, but it’s not quite right. It for sure needs to be a little less boxy and a little more tailored like the slightly more classic Bazzy floral shirts below. The cherry blossoms (top right) are pretty and pink, but not quite Barbie and not quite Baz. The bottom left seems the most... typical? Not a bad choice (aside from the fact that Baz absolutely would not shop at Target or Walmart where I found this shirt). The bottom right is a little more bold and has the hot pink, but... I’m just not sure. 
And of course we need a good “Baz, you’re wearing jeans!” moment. Why is there a picture of Trent Crimm/James Lance instead of jeans on the left, you ask? When is a photo of Trent Crimm not relevant to Baz? He’s wearing jeans, isn’t he?
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Links: Beautiful James Lance in Jeans, Large-Print Floral Shirt (top center), Cherry Blossoms Shirt (top right), Small Floral Print Shirt (bottom center), Shiny and Bold Floral Print (bottom right)
What do you all think? Which top is the most Baz x Barbie? Has anyone else thought about what everyone would wear to see Barbie? I’d love to see!
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therealestwizard · 2 months
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MORE new dad lore: he wrote gay smut multiple times in his college creative writing class???
quote: "it was very spicy and saucy. very ambiguous, too, until the very end, when i revealed they were both men."
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i need a cigarette
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dylanconrique · 1 year
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actual representation of me trying to process the content we got in that latest sneak peak.
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lieximhuman · 6 months
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Am going insane. I’ve got pretty bad test anxiety bc I always end up studying right before it but I also get anxious abt studying bc I remember the times I got stressed during tests…. What the fuck.
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chiquitafresa · 6 months
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the OC belongs to @theramusen and I wanted to draw their goofy face and I can’t color.
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sidetongue · 2 years
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little dream 
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abyssalstarseeds · 25 days
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It's been THREE months of not even touching Splatoon co-op...
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ghost-format · 9 months
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1: So Caffeine makes me sleepy
2: uhuh
1: And I work a Night shift job
2: uhuh
1: So how do I stay awake?
2: With caffeinated drinks, obviously
1: fUC-
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can-i-go-home-now · 1 year
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I was bored, was looking through really pretty and awesome fanart for this really frightening and amazing fanfiction and got inspired to make my own!
The fanfic is called I Asked for a Monster and You Gave Me A Fairytale by @space-anon-writes
The link;
his fanfiction is my motivation to wake up at 5 in the morning and go to school
Ignore how bad the hands are btw, my finger hurt after drawing on my phone for so long-
I have no clue why I'm even posting this wheeeeeee :D
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homiines · 5 months
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boo !!!! did I scare you?
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