#what do you mean this didn't happen?

[inkjetpaladin]

Absolute fearsome men fighting like a bunch of toddlers.

S

#what do you mean this didn't happen? #fushiguro toji #getou suguru #toji fushiguro #suguru getou #geto suguru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #toji #jujutsu geto #jjk toji #toji zenin #jujutsu toji #jjk geto #jjk art #art #fanart #jjk fanart

[looney-just-like-her-tunes]

+ Bonus featuring Iceman trying his hardest to manifest the same thing

#what do you mean this didn't happen? #maverick: *under breath* dibs #and manifested it into existence with just one word from a dedicated twink #ice from across the room: i will plow through that twink's fields like no tomorrow sooner or later watch me slider #top gun #top gun 1986 #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #pete mitchell #tom kazansky #nsfw?

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, thinking: how to make everything about jaehyun

Jaehyun, to NCTzens: did you guys enjoy our performance today?

Taeyong: yeah you were hot af

#what do you mean this didn't happen? #nct #nct u #nct 127 #incorrect nct #incorrect kpop #incorrect quote #kpop #lee taeyong #taeyong #fake texts #jaehyun #jeong jaehyun #jaeyong #incorrect jaeyong #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect nct 127

[tennant-the-tigger]

Awakening

Eddie unlocked a new Steve that day. 

More ST Art (x)  

#what do you mean this didn't happen? #was he scared for his life? #or was he suddenly turned on #hahaha tumblr has corrupted me #steddie #eddie munson #eddie #eddie x steve #steve x eddie #steve harrington #dailystrangerthings #stranger things 4 #stranger things fanart #my art #steddie fanart #stranger things season 4 #st fanart #st

[dennisreynoldslocalwhore]

#what do you mean this didn't happen? #iasip #macdennis #mac macdonald #dennis reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia

[starwarsshippings]

the best part in episode 6 was when vader fell to his knees crying and begging for forgiveness and obi wan knelt down and wiped away his tears, i thought that was very bold of them to go there tbh

#obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #obikin #what do you mean this didn't happen? #i'm trying to cope yall

[lovingpromise]

📜 mitch & clementine!

Clem: This is such a bad idea. Mitch: Then why are you coming? Clem: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

#lastedpromise #Დ ▫ CLEM | answered #Დ ▫ general | my edits #Დ ▫ general | crack #what do you mean this didn't happen?

[thebluemallet]

Daphne: Repeat after me- I'm-

Anthony: I'm-

Daphne: -in love with-

Anthony: -in love with-

Daphne: -Kate!

Anthony: -Kate!

Daphne: Good! "I'm in love with Kate!"

Anthony: I must suppress my feelings and propose to Edwina!

Daphne: ...

#bridgerton #bridgerton season 2 #bridgerton season two #anthony bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #kate sharma #kathani sharma #kate sheffield #anthony x kate #kate x anthony #kanthony #kathony #what do you mean this didn't happen?

[guildwarsgirl]

Rama: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Aera: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Rama: That one. I want that one.

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #incorrect gw2 quotes #detective rama #aera tagachi #my oc #what do you mean this didn't happen? #it totally happened #my ship

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[inkskinned]

so one of the things that's so horrifying about birth control is that you have to, like, navigate this incredibly personal choice about your body and yet also face the epitome of misogyny. like, someone in the comments will say it wasn't that bad for me, and you'll be utterly silenced. like, everyone treats birth control like something that's super dirty. like, you have no fucking information or control over this thing because certain powerful people find it icky.

first it was the oral contraceptives. you went on those young, mostly for reasons unrelated to birth control - even your dermatologist suggested them to control your acne. the list of side effects was longer than your arm, and you just stared at it, horrified.

it made you so mentally ill, but you just heard that this was adulthood. that, yes, there are of course side effects, what did you expect. one day you looked up yasmin makes me depressed because surely this was far too intense, and you discovered that over 12,000 lawsuits had been successfully filed against the brand. it remains commonly prescribed on the open market. you switched brands a few times before oral contraceptives stopped being in any way effective. your doctor just, like, shrugged and said you could try a different brand again.

and the thing is that you're a feminist. you know from your own experience that birth control can be lifesaving, and that even when used for birth control - it is necessary healthcare. you have seen it save so many people from such bad situations, yourself included. it is critical that any person has access to birth control, and you would never suggest that we just get rid of all of it.

you were a little skeeved out by the implant (heard too many bad stories about it) and figured - okay, iud. it was some of the worst pain you've ever fucking experienced, and you did it with a small number of tylenol in your system (3), like you were getting your bikini line waxed instead of something practically sewn into your body.

and what's wild is that because sometimes it isn't a painful insertion process, it is vanishingly rare to find a doctor that will actually numb the area. while your doctor was talking to you about which brand to choose, you were thinking about the other ways you've been injured in your life. you thought about how you had a suspicious mole frozen off - something so small and easy - and how they'd numbed a huge area. you thought about when you broke your wrist and didn't actually notice, because you'd thought it was a sprain.

your understanding of pain is that how the human body responds to injury doesn't always relate to the actual pain tolerance of the person - it's more about how lucky that person is physically. maybe they broke it in a perfect way. maybe they happened to get hurt in a place without a lot of nerve endings. some people can handle a broken femur but crumble under a sore tooth. there's no true way to predict how "much" something actually hurts.

in no other situation would it be appropriate for doctors to ignore pain. just because someone can break their wrist and not feel it doesn't mean no one should receive pain meds for a broken wrist. it just means that particular person was lucky about it. it should not define treatment.

in the comments of videos about IUDs, literally thousands of people report agony. blinding, nauseating, soul-crushing agony. they say things like i had 2 kids and this was the worst thing i ever experienced or i literally have a tattoo on my ribs and it felt like a tickle. this thing almost killed me or would rather run into traffic than ever feel that again.

so it's either true that every single person who reports severe pain is exaggerating. or it's true that it's far more likely you will experience pain, rather than "just a pinch." and yet - there's nothing fucking been done about it. it kind of feels like a shrug is layered on top of everything - since technically it's elective, isn't it kind of your fault for agreeing to select it? stop being fearmongering. stop being defensive.

you fucking needed yours. you are almost weirdly protective of it. yours was so important for your physical and mental health. it helped you off hormonal birth control and even started helping some of your symptoms. it still fucking hurt for no fucking reason.

once while recovering from surgery, they offered you like 15 days of vicodin. you only took 2 of them. you've been offered oxy for tonsillitis. you turned down opioids while recovering from your wisdom tooth extraction. everything else has the option. you fucking drove yourself home after it, shocked and quietly weeping, feeling like something very bad had just happened. the nurse that held your hand during the experience looked down at you, tears in her eyes, and said - i know. this is cruelty in action.

and it's fucked up because the conversation is never just "hey, so the way we are doing this is fucking barbaric and doctors should be required to offer serious pain meds" - it's usually something around the lines of "well, it didn't kill you, did it?"

you just found out that removing that little bitch will hurt just as bad. a little pinch like how oral contraceptives have "some" serious symptoms. like your life and pain are expendable or not really important. like maybe we are all hysterical about it?

hysteria comes from the latin word for uterus, which is great!

you stand here at a crossroads. like - this thing is so important. did they really have to make it so fucking dangerous. and why is it that if you make a complaint, you're told - i didn't even want you to have this in the first place. we're told be careful what you wish for. we're told that it's our fault for wanting something so illict; we could simply choose not to need medication. that maybe if we don't like the scraps, we should get ready to starve.

we have been saying for so long - "i'm not asking you to remove the option, i'm asking you to reconsider the risk." this entire time we hear: well, this is what you wanted, isn't it?

#where's the word woman in this u might wonder if u suck #good news i am nonbinary and have a uterus so that is something that can happen #im also gender fluid tho which means im immune to certain psychic damage bc if u call me a woman i'll be like <3 okay <3 #writeblr #the tightrope of ''ppl need access to this'' #and like also #''what the fuck is going on over there'' is like. so difficult as an activist #i was <3 punctured <3 during mine #and almost bled out on the table :) they didn't have anyone standing by bc it's ''just a little insertion'' #so i started crashing and i vaguely remember apologizing for the fuss as i heard my heart rate monitor start going <3 tachycardic <3 #she wasn't even a bad doctor tbh #ps btw the reason i even HAD a heart monitor is that i have a genuine heart condition and they knew GOING IN that there was a chance #i'd crash on the table #like my heart just likes to do fun little tricks and <3 stop working <3 (i do not want to discuss the specifics ty i am okay im ontop of it #and they were like 'oh u will be fine' and then she did do a puncture thru my uterus . pop! #and im sitting there dizzy and feeling my heartrate start to drop bc it feels almost. beautiful. like. the whole ground just #woosh! out from under you. and shit is like grey's anatomy. i'm looking up at her grey eyes #she's old she wears this nice shawl she's like got Cool Lesbian vibes and people are sprinting into the room #from other parts of the clinic unrelated to me. while the monitor is like a little aria singing #and shes like hey youre okay stay awake stay with me something went wrong we have to keep trying #and i remember thinking - i was trying to think of nice things. i have so many beautiful places that now overlap #with this terrible memory #i became dimly aware that there was too much on her wrists and hands. like #that was too many liters #and then when they had finished all this. i packed up and drove myself home #i have had (bad thing) happen to me. and the same feeling happened after #that numb almost lamblike bleating. you cry without noise. like. ur body is so shocked and ur mind so empty #you just stare at the road and everything everything is happening behind glass and static and you are standing so far away from it #while you hold ur hands at 10 and 2. and something in ur brain is SCREAMING at you - IT WAS BAD AND IT SHOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED #and ur just watching the alarms in your body going off and youre thinking. a little pinch! ha. i think i just lost something important.

[shadow0-1]

Relax

#call of duty #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #MWII #CoD MWII #blender renders #Simon Riley #Simon Ghost Riley #Johnny Mactavish #GhostSoap #SoapGhost #Ghoap #aka things that happened off screen #what do you mean they didn't boink nasty in Ale's safehouse

[looney-just-like-her-tunes]

Ice: Your vibes are absolutely atrocious. Wanna make out?

Maverick: Hell yeah! I thought you would never ask.

#what do you mean this didn't happen? #ice saw those vibes and was appalled but also had him going: 👀👀👀 unless- #top gun #top gun 1986 #top gun: maverick #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #pete mitchell #tom kazansky

[bixels]

While I do think anon was rude, I do think it's pretty shitty to set up all this stuff you were going to add the au and then just drop it. It's disappointing. Definitely unfollowing.

Bye.

#ask me #anon #once AGAIN. #I am not dropping anything #the au is not getting cancelled. more than likely i'm gonna take a break from it until i find motivation again #But I've been drawing the AU for half a fucking year #In that time I've only drawn 5 things that aren't mlp related #I'm getting tired and my last few posts didn't do as well as I'd hoped #And I'm not about to burn myself out on mlp au art even if I really do love making it #I'm still gonna make comics. I have a bunch of ideas. #Tulli and I still wanna do the limited run merch shop #Discord is still coming. Sunset is still coming. Sombra is still coming. I have so many ideas #But I need to do something else for my own sake. Did you know I was supposed to get the background 6 designs done by now #But I didn't because I'm TIRED #I've been keeping myself on a schedule to keep content pumping despite travel and school and family and I'm tired #what i'm getting isn't matching what i'm giving and that's nobody's fault. i'm not frustrated at anyone. a slump was bound to happen #drawing the au was fun until it become my Thing. Because when your Thing––your identity––starts to faulter #it can really make you freak out #And that's not healthy for the project or for myself. I need to find the fun again and I'm sure I will #I'm really appreciative of everyone's support in my inbox and replies it really does mean a lot especially given that about 2/3 of my #followers followed for mlp. But if you're gonna react to me saying “i'm gonna cool down on mlp art and draw my own stuff” with “i'm #disappointed in you." then Leave! I think it's good you're unfollowing #you are not obligated to stick by my side! But don't act like I'm doing you a disservice by turning my attention elsewhere #I didn't promise anyone anything and I definitely didn't say I'm breaking any promises.

[theorderofthetriad]

"Let's get you back on the ship, you're needed."

the fffucking way izzy was avoiding looking towards stede during this exchange. the way stede was staring at izzy this entire fucking exchange.

#nope sir not sane about it at all #fully convinced they would have fucked if... what happened after didn't happen #Izzy Hands #Stizzy #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #santagno #autism swag flirting 101 with izzy hands: tell him he's needed on the ship (with you) while refusing to make eye contact #you're doing great sweetie #Top Tino Post

[dennisreynoldslocalwhore]

i just know really drunk Dennis goes like-

"😧babe!!🥰 that is SO badass💍👰"

and it's just Mac jumping a red light.

#iasip #what do you mean this didn't happen? #macdennis #mac macdonald #dennis reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia