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carpetbug · 7 months

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that one fleabag scene but make it marichat

#miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #chat noir #carpetbug art #miraculous fanart #marinette #marichat #fleabag #i love you it’ll pass #couldn’t stop thinking about this #sorry if this has been done before #i always struggle with chats hair oh my god #what do you mean this isn’t canon #i need to draw things outside of fanart but the miraculous obsession is in full swing

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summer-blues-stuff · 1 year

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Wednesday: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules

Enid: What?

Wednesday: Like is there a point system or is it to the death?

#is this the only thing I’m going to post for the next month???#yes. yes it is.#what do you mean this isn’t canon #wednesday addams #wednesday #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday netflix

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ask-nico-and-the-sides · 20 days

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can I give Logan a (nerf) gun??

Logan: I need to hear the answer to the damn question come out of your snake mouth, who’s the smartest side?

Janus: I… need to go find the twins

Logan: YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU ANSWER >:)

Janus: LOGAN PLEASE GO TAKE A NAP

#sanders sides #logan sanders #janus sanders #what do you mean this isn’t canon #logan with a gun

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abeltownshipslittlebitch · 6 months

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Veronica: Finally a machine that lets me read people's minds!

Veronica: *tests it on Maxine*

Maxine’s mind: I sure do love my wife and child. I wonder how Sara is behaving while Sam’s watching her since Paula and I are both working. It’s probably going great because she’s an Angel ☺️.

Veronica: Guess I should have expected that. Let’s try Tom’s.

Tom’s mind: *UNSPEAKABLE VIOLENCE AND TRAUMA*

Veronica, nearly falling out of her chair: FUCKING HELL-

Veronica: Okay. Let’s try Five’s then.

Five’s mind: The fitness gram pacer tests is a multi stage-

Veronica: That’s enough of that… I’m almost scared to look at Peter’s thoughts.

Peter’s three brain cells: misery X CPR X reese's puffs.

Veronica: Actually that checks out.

@dorkylittleweirdo

#what do you mean this isn’t canon #zombies run #zr #incorrect zr quotes #runner five #runners five #incorrect zombies run quotes #peter lynne #tom de luca #Maxine meyers #Maxine myers #Veronica McShell

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luciuscodedswedeboy · 6 months

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#what do you mean this isn’t canon?? 🤔#jim jimenez #fang ofmd #archie ofmd #frenchie ofmd #ofmd incorrect quotes #ofmd memes #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd 2x1 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #dorian’s memes

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ghostingink · 7 months

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Istg these bastards CANNOT make promo art where they don’t look like a family

#what do you mean serirei isn’t canon LOOK AT THEM #literally look like two gay dads and their sons #does this make dimple their dog?#mp100 #mob psycho #mob psycho 100 #serirei #reigen arataka #serizawa katsuya #shigeo kageyama #ritsu kageyama #teruki hanazawa #dimple ekubo

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renarots · 4 months

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Y’all do not understand how much this photo means to me I’m so insane I’ve been insane since it came out and I have to let all of my pookies know im devastated and still here

#I need someone to ask me about them before I go crazy #I have blown up daes dms since this dropped with aus #like I stg doesn’t this look like husbands trading jerseys #like what do you mean Norris is on both shirts but only ones landos number #like Sonny’s 7 is on the other but it says Norris #I have so many head canons for them #this isn’t even a joke #outta left field but #lando norris #ln4 #son heung min #renarambles

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ninjakitten1699 · 3 months

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Cole: Dad, I’m pan.

Lou: That’s great, son. More potential future partners. I’m proud of you. I can’t wait to meet them!

Later

Cole: Dad, I’m a Ninja.

Lou: *horrified gasp* You’re what?!

What do you mean this ain’t how the episode went?!

#what do you mean this isn’t canon?#always thought of Cole as pan because he could pull out a cake pan and say he’s that #don’t tell me he wouldn’t do a dad joke to come out to the guys he would #lego ninjago #ninjago #lego ninjago cole #ninjago cole #cole ninjago #cole #cole brookstone #cole belmonte #lego ninjago lou #ninjago lou #lou ninjago #lou brookstone #lou belmonte #incorrect quotes #ninjago incorrect quotes #incorrect ninjago quotes

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otaku553 · 11 months

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The eventual kazuha and sanemi dynamic

#kny crossover #genshin impact #kaedehara kazuha #shinazugawa sanemi #one day I’ll finish writing the first chapter. one day #anyways I love thinking about these two #i think platonic relationships are so fascinating #like you could definitely construe so many different friendships as romantic ships but to me these two as friends has so much potential #sanemi canonically dislikes Giyuu because he gives off a ‘better than everyone else there’ vibe that is purely unintentional #and canonically is friends with Iguro for reasons I still cannot figure out #sanemi’s so interesting because it’s not like he’s a purely chaotic character despite what his first appearance would suggest #the manga and genya’s memories clearly show that he has a lot of respect for oyakata-sama because oyakata-sama is not high and mighty and-#does in fact understand every sacrifice that goes into the battles that they fight that he must sit on the back lines for #sanemi is a very loyal person I think once someone has earned his loyalty even though he owes about showing this in very aggressive ways #I think he goes off against genya especially because genya fighting as a demon slayer goes against everything that sanemi has fought for #since they lost their happy lives sanemi has been fighting for at least one of them to still be able to live normally and he probably thinks #that Genya spat on that sentiment by becoming a demon slayer anyways #anyways I think sanemi and kazuha would have such an interesting dynamic #sanemi has the authoritative upper hand as a pillar but kazuha isn’t even a demon slayer which means sanemi’s position doesn’t do much #beyond acting as an indicator that he is one of the strongest of the corps anyways.#they’ve both lost a lot but sanemi still has someone to fight for whereas kazuha is holding onto the last embers of a corpse’s wishes #and I think them having a talk about their motivations would be very good #because I don’t think at this point that kazuha has very much reason to live beyond carrying on Tomo’s wishes #if the swords are parallels to visions I think Kazuha’s turning point will be when he receives his own nichirin sword #sorry for the long tags lmao

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vegetable-soup-wizard · 4 months

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Tav: listen, Astarion and I don’t really do the whole romance thing. No feelings, no pet names, none of it. it’s just not something either of us care for.

Lae’zel, squinting: uh huh

Lae’zel: what is the sticky, golden thing that your bees make?

Tav: Uh, honey?

Astarion: yes dear?

Lae’zel: don’t ever try to lie to me again

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ohitslen · 11 months

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I GOT IDEA ☝️🤠‼️‼️

I think that Wolfwood has strong hands not only in the sense of strength but also in resistance, so when he punches or smacks Vash on his prosthetic he doesn’t really feel too affected by punching the hard material and barely notices it like yeah it’s harder than flesh but it’s whatevs

In addition to that, he has found that with Vash he doesn’t measure his strength a lot so sometimes he hits him a tad too hard

So to expand my panicked “oh shit sorry” eldest sibling Wolfwood response agenda when he accidentally fucks up, sometimes he will smack Vash’s left arm playfully and Vash will hiss in pain or act a little too real (not so exaggerated) when he gets the hit, and indulges in the way WW is all oh no oh fuck sorry uh did it really hurt that bad while Vash is doubling over in pain when he’s actually pressing down a laugh

It always takes Wolfwood a little too long to realize it’s not his actual arm and when he does come to realize it, he gets embarrassed but the violent kind of embarrassed and he hits him so hard Vash always considers not doing it again

He does it again at least once a week, and Wolfwood somehow falls for it every single time and the beatings get worse than the one before that

#Vash is canonically a little shit so many times we need more of that #that one ‘my arm fell off’ from the beginning of tristamp is what prompts me to think he jokes around with his prosthetic often #also WW hits Vash really hard we’ve seen that. but when he doesn’t mean it to his primal instinct wakes up and he doesn’t know what to do #as another possibility I think that he would be like yeah idc whatever boo to you and your weak ass #but would be extra careful the next time he considers hitting him #by extra I mean slightly less hard which isn’t saying a lot #this doesn’t have a point nor is it really that deep. It’s just a silly thought #old brother Nico and young brother (for minutes most likely) Vash will behave certain ways in my head #and it’s always hilarious to me specifically #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #vashwood #lenssi rambles

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madebypointlesswords · 1 year

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How Morgana came out

Arthur: You’re a real cunt, Morgana Morgana:You are what you eat Uther: *chokes*

#What do you mean this isn’t how it happened #you probably just fell asleep #like the doofus that you are #its canon now #i dont make the rules #merlin bbc #arthur pendragon #merlin memes #merlin incorrect quotes #lesbian #morgana #bbc merlin #i dont make sense #lady morgana #morgwen #lesbian morgana supremacy

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summer-blues-stuff · 1 year

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Wednesday: I know my judgment may be clouded because I like Enid a little bit