#what do you mean this isn't canon

[miranita]

GTAV in a nutshell

#what do you mean this isn't canon #trikey #grand theft auto #michael de santa #trevor philips #franklin clinton #gta 5 #gta v #fanart #sketch #gta art #gta fanart #mir art

[armoralor]

#what do you mean this isn't canon #the mandalorian #bo katan kryze #bo-katan kryze #the armorer #armorer #din djarin #nitearmor #armorkatan #niteforge

[rubien-unhinged]

Aemond: I have to kill him.

Aegon: What? Who?

Aemond, glaring at Luke: I don’t know how to flirt with him so he has to die.

#lucemond #lucerys #aemond #aemond one eye #aemond targaryen #lucerys strong #lucerys valeryon #hotd #house of the dragon #what do you mean this isn't canon

[definitly-not-harley-keener]

Matt I-blindly-fight-criminals-in-my-free-time Murdock: I might be mentally ill, but at least I’m funny.

Spider there-is-a-hyphen Man: Same, dude.

Foggy the-only-stable-one Nelson: Go to therapy, both of you, I’m literally begging you.

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel #mcufam #peter parker #daredevil #matt murdock #foggy nelson #spider there is a hyphen man #spider non of the tags I’m finding have the hyphen Man #spider man #this feels wrong #what do you mean this isn't canon #i can literally see his empty face in front of me

[missing-glasses]

Eddie: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Steve: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Eddie: Death is a social construct.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #what do you mean this isn't canon #steddie

[boasamishipper]

sequel to this post

#top gun #top gun: maverick #top gun 2 #top gun 2 spoilers #tg2 spoilers #top gun: maverick spoilers #cyclone simpson #iceman kazansky #slider kerner #i feel the need (the need to meme) #what do you mean this isn't canon

[10bugs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Swansea: Hi, I'm here for the cult stuff?

Talltree: How did you find out about that???

Swansea: I saw the add on Craigslist.

#vampyr #usher talltree #edgar swansea #what do you mean this isn't canon

[willnotdothefandango-a]

Scara: You’re so fucking embarrassing.

Ayaka: Let go of my hand then.

Scara: No.

#what do you mean this isn't canon #;;Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango? [Crack]

[obsidiansong]

Byleth: "I don't really know much about the Church of Seiros."

Priest: "That's fine, I can teach you all you need to know for your time at the Monastery! Do you have any questions?"

Byleth: "What kind of goddess is Seiros?"

Priest: "No, no, Seiros isn't the name of the goddess, she's - "

Byleth: "...But you worship the goddess, right?"

Priest: "Yes, but - "

Byleth: "And it's called the Church of Seiros, yes?"

Priest: "That's correct, but - "

Byleth: "So why isn't the religion named after the goddess you worship?"

Priest: "..."

An hour later...

Priest: "Lady Rhea, I have a question..."

#hold tight to what I love || musings #a perfect tea time? || crack #what do you mean this isn't canon #byleth would 100% ask questions that nobody else seems to even think of #within two weeks at garreg mach she's brought into rhea's chamber and told to stop giving the clergy a collective ulcer

[lostmidnightwriter]

Rufe and Durry: *exist*

Me:

#redwall #redwall series #brian jacques #happy pride 🌈 #lgbtq+ #gay #what do you mean this isn't canon #yes it is #have you read that book #those two are married I'm sure #anyway #happy pride month to the redwall fandom only #tag your favorite lgbt couples in redwall #and yes they are all canon #I've discovered and decided #durry quill #rufe brush #redwall durry #redwall rufe #this post has been here for over 24 hours #and only now i noticed thatbmy phone autocorrected both their names to Rude and Furry #thanks i hate it #my stuff

[iamthepulta]

Thanks to Otto my finale of this AU will be me looking over my shoulder at Fallen London canon and guiltily placing headcanons on top of the 130k word cake.

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T PLAN THE ENDING LAPULTA #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DESIGNED YOUR MAIN VILLAIN WITHOUT A BACKSTORY #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T CANON #*does an angry voodoo dance around the fire* #WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF #liztlie au

[beanghostprincess]

Went to TikTok. Saw people calling Sanuso a crackship. Closed TikTok. Came back to Tumblr. I refuse to touch TikTok ever again.

#I COULD MAKE A FUCKING LIST OF SANUSO MOMENTS IN CANON WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRACKSHIP #rareship is fine tbh it doesn't have THAT many fans but it isn't even that unpopular anymore...... #but 😭😭😭 crackship 😭😭😭 are people on tiktok okay #one piece #sanuso

[cinnamonsikwate]

post-canon laishuro but it's gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun. is this anything???

shuro attempts to confess his new & confusing feelings but laios misunderstands "i want to stay by your side" as shuro volunteering to stay and help in the golden kingdom's restoration efforts. everyone's patience is sorely tested and an ungodly amount of cheesecake is consumed.

#dungeon meshi #laishuro #what do you mean this isn't already canon?????? #the dm party & the gsnk crew are similar in that they all take turns being the straight man #and we also have: #chilchuck 🤝 hori = short-tempered short kings #cheesecake! #the reveal that chiyo wasn't even all that into let's love originally & was a fan of a different mangaka lmao #and ofc laios' and nozaki's heretofore unprecedented levels of neurodivergent swag #calemonsito notes #trying to get Something to happen becomes a team effort #dm laios touden #dm laius thorden #dm toshiro nakamoto #fireworks confession sceneeeee #edit. wait. wait. farcille as mayumiko #i was gonna make kabru mikorin but i guess he's ken-san now???

[icespur]

Incorrect Quotes Akeshu #81

Akiren: Are we fighting or flirting? Akechi: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Akiren: Your point?

#persona 5 royal #persona 5 #incorrect quotes #persona 5 memes #persona 5 joker #persona 5 crow #akiren #akeshu #shuake #ren x akechi #ren amamiya #akira kusuru #goro akechi #what do you mean this isn't canon? #in a nutshell #enemies to lovers #love hate relationship

[stairset]

I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.

#hell you don't even need to read a comic just look up a let's play of spider-man edge of time you'll get what i mean #but yeah i saw a post that was like #''the first movie had a joke about how spider-man doesn't wear a cape and miguel has a cape they did that to show he's not spider-man'' #as if he hasn't had that cape since his creation 30 fucking years ago #he's not even the only spider-man to have one. spider-man unlimited is also a thing that exists. #even the first movie had that call-back joke where they see the peter from miles's universe had a suit with a cape #these movies have a lot of little details with deeper meanings but the cape thing just isn't one of them sorry #but yeah. play edge of time or find it on youtube it's good. #shattered dimensions is also good but miguel's personality in that game is closer to peter's for some reason #so edge of time is better for getting a feel of what he's usually like #but yeah i do think spider-verse miguel was probably more straightforwardly heroic like other versions before the whole dead family thing #and i think he and the rest of the spider society are just genuinely misguided about how the whole canon event thing works #cause like george and gwen don't die in every universe peter doesn't get the symbiote in every universe #even uncle ben doesn't die in every universe #but miguel THINKS those things always happen. that's why he got the others to believe it cause he genuinely believes it himself #and i think they all take comfort in the idea that these bad things that happen to them happen for a reason #i know that's josh keaton's interpretation for why spectacular peter joined and i don't disagree with it #that's also why i disagree with people saying that miles is The Only True Spider-Man There just cause he was the first to outright reject it #look me in the fucking eye and tell me spectacular peter and insomniac peter don't understand what it means to be spider-man #or actually don't cause i'll bitch slap you into next week if you do #miguel o'hara #marvel #shut up tristan

[dennisboobs]

some of you should not speak on dennis until you've rewatched sunny in full instead of just the macden-centric eps.

#literally not even a matter of like. different interpretations it's just some of y'all forget literal canon events that disprove shit #i get schooled by people abt den too i have my weaknesses w writing him #but like oh my god #some of y'all would be better off if you looked at him outside of a macden context #he's not evil incarnate #he's fucked up and he does awful shit #but that is a little boy wearing an adult face #to just make him evil for no reason completely removes any interesting bits of him. #one of the keys to sunny's writing is that #rcg always makes sure that motivation is understandable *in that character's eyes* #dennis has a very specific purpose for everything he does #he isn't just cruel for no fucking reason #he's 'brutally honest' because he thinks its his duty to break the news #he's absolutely entitled and arrogant and misogynistic #but he doesn't set out to be Mean just for the sake of it #den thinks he is doing good. he thinks he's in the right. its not him it's everyone else. #he's doing you a favour by saying you're ugly (and propping up his own decimated self esteem) #that being said he's also not innocent pookie either #but i would say its like. in a lot of ways he IS oblivious to the reality of what hes saying/doing #part of that is his privilege as a white man who grew up being supported by and continues to be supported by his parent's wealth #but the gang enables the shit he does just as frank financially enables him #they are so insular it's like impossible to break out of the gang and interact with normal people #because if they don't get it then dennis is going straight back to the gang to feel validated and to hell w everyone else #on some level he knows shit is unacceptable but he's never learned Why and never will because theres no reason to #like when mac is completely fucking shocked by den talking abt the implication dennis CANNOT let that go unchecked #he needs mac to understand him because he's realizing that it's *actually* fucked up. bc even mac thinks so. #and when dee calls what happened with klinsky Rape everything IMMEDIATELY crumbles for him #dennis is introspective but he will justify shit and compartmentalize until his friends challenge it #he looks to media; tv and movies where the protagonist gets away with shit because its schlock fiction #and dennis DOES see himself as a protagonist. it's all justifiable bc he's the good guy.