a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.
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i literally had to stop in the middle of S3:E19 to make this. special thanks to @leo-undrgrnd for coming up with louie’s joke LAWL
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Gay sex won’t fix them, it will actually make everything so much worse, but I wanna see an unhealthy obsession form so I think we should let ‘em go at it
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i just think that deli giving colin a place in his mother’s court without telling her and colin staying in the meatlands with deli because he has more loyalty to this young thane than his homeland these days is the kind of complicated queer entanglement that ally would carefully craft and these two don’t even seem to realise they’ve done it
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im actually really surprised how polarizing and controversial saltburn has been?? because it seems like the reason a lot of people really hate it is that it's a shallow, pretentious analysis of class and wealth and like. i agree. but i also don't think that the POINT of saltburn was class or social mobility or anything. i think the point of saltburn was an unflinchingly sincere portrayal of obsessive all-consuming desire and, rather than analyzing the movie through a strict lens of class relations or "eat the rich" aspirations, we should be analyzing it through a lens of toxic devotion (especially when it's queer). like saltburn is about the relationships it presents. i'm a little shocked that everyone thinks the main takeaway was what it said about class
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TOTK PURAH X ZELDA PLS PLS PLS PLS
I LOVE YOUUUUU ANON IVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO DRAW THEM
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Fuck it, Milkplane Swap AU
(yes this applies to the rest of the characters too but I haven't planned anything for them yet😭)
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They’re avoiding their responsibilities together (again).
This was made for the Autumn Wind Weekend event over on Xitter.
Day 1: Autumn/More than Friends
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Peter B telling MJ all about Miguel and she’s just patiently waiting for him to bring their new boyfriend home
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ah yes the brook/franky/robin/jimbei polycule also known as the babysitters also known as monkey d luffys biggest enablers
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My third eye is super glued open and I'm having VISIONS.
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Ryuji Sakamoto,, I love you so much but you are so effin stupid 💔🥲
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Ghostmates fan art in the year of our lord 2023???? More likely than you think
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WIP!
Royal trio my beloveds
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