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robot-singularity · 3 months
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Alright so, hear me out, locked tomb/doctor who crossover
(my original thought was Ten and Donna at the start of Gideon the Ninth, but it could probs work other ways)
(like Canaan House would probs make more sense plot wise, bc that's a whole ass haunted house castle, but also "hey let's go check out Pluto! Wait what's w the skull cult? I wonder what's in this locked tomb in the depths of the planet?")
(continued under the cut bc I ramble a bit)
Anyways! Gideon would jump at the chance to get the hell off the Ninth (tho I'm not sure as of yet how Harrow would be persuaded to go with them)
Time travel besties adopt a couple of plutonian goth teens
The various interactions between all four of these characters is also really fun to consider
(Ten and Harrow: two scrawny mfs studying each other like bugs, Ten and Gideon: for the love of God please stop chucking yourselves onto the railing, Donna and Harrow: tempted to throw hands w this 17 year old bone nun, Donna and Gideon: red head squad :) (what do you mean you've never had tea?))
Also, new outfits from the tardis's wardrobe (aka Gideon somehow makes an outfit gaudier than Six's lmao)(also, Harrow (begrudgingly) in five layers, including an oversized nine inch nails hoodie she can hide bones underneath (the face paint stays on tho))(also also! Gideon picking a less gaudy outfit, and coming out in Nine's leather jacket (and Ten winds up explaining regeneration earlier than he canonically did lol))
Also, based on Harrows first night at Canaan, she tries to map the TARDIS, and it doesn't make any logical spacial sense. (She hates this, vehemently.) (Welcome to non-euclidian geometry, Reverend Daughter.)
Ten mentions his Christmas sword fight, and Gideon asks him to spar ("and if you get injured, you can patch yourself up, since you're a doctor and all!" "Weeelllll...") (Anyways, predictably, Gideon "best swordswoman the Ninth has ever produced" Nav immediately disarms Ten and decks him. Bitch went down lmao)
(also Gideon and Harrow doing their normal trying to beat the shit out of each other thing, Donna makes an aside like hey should we break this up or? And Tens like, nah, that's just, normal childhood best friendship, ya know? And Donna's just like, mate wtf are you on about???)
Basically, just a whole lot of Harrow and Gideon getting to be somewhat normal teens (or at least pretend for the most part)
(also, fun whump consideration: Ten (post Journeys End) 🤝 Harrow (post gtn/during htn): what losing your ginger better half does to a mfer (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠))
I have so many thoughts on this but I need to go to sleep gn
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alwyscrtns · 7 months
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Song Storytime Sunday
feat. LS6 by Slaney Bay
(the song goes with the story, and its good, so play it as you read if you want!)
SO back in freshman year I took geometry (I took alg in 8th), the class was easy and my classmates were nice (mostly). At some point thoughout the year me and this girl, I'll call her C, get sat next to eachother. She was funny, I was funnier (in my opinion) we get along and become good friends.
I, a artist, noticed that her headphones were audio-technica m40s, valued at $100+. for those who don't know, that's a popular audio brand for professional audio. (Aka, not just regular headphones). I asked her where she got them from and then she told me about this radio camp she went to. Now also, as a artist, every single one of us gets excited when we hear the word "radio". Getting radio play is usually the #1 milestone for any small artist. So, when she said "radio" + "camp" I basically went like "!!!!".
We talk about it for a few days and eventually she shows me her radio "learners guide". It's really all common sense but it had a few funny moments. There was a list with words that you can't say on the radio. Including:
(all censored in my unique way)
Sht, P*ss, Fck, Cnt, C***sucker, MF, T*ts, BS
So anyways, I get her discord and apply for the summer camp that year (past the deadline). I wasn't expecting to get in, but I put down that I knew C on my application. School was ending, but me and C keep in touch through sending each other memes on Instagram and Discord.
C texts me, "she (wxox leader girl) says you can come in the last day of camp if youre free". i was SOOOO EXCITED. I replyed cool, when where how?". One thing led (lead?) to another, and I was inside the broadcast center one afternoon in July.
i did the hellos you usually do when you walk into a building, and waited on the couch in the lobby. (there was some cute boys there but i digress), C walked in and we start to talk about the books in the room. eventually, thats boring so she led me around to say hi to the other DJs who were early in a tour like fashion. there's not much to say about that, but I will note that I introduced myself as DJ Fruity 🏳️‍🌈 to the other DJs.
We go back in and the leader girl walks in and does a presentation/speech type thing and introduces me to the djs who came in after my tour. not much to note here, but everyone was very nice.
we go into the studio and a very professional looking guy comes in with us. he shows me this LOOONG radio contract. I dont sign without reading, so I sit and read it for a moment.
"we reserve the right to use, share, publicize, and monetize your radio show in perpetuity"
(normal talk: we own everything you say on the radio forever)
The other guys before us were doing some talk show, and were running overtime (a serious infraction in the radio world apparently). very professional guy comes in and ushers them out. I fiddle with the headphones (also m40s) for a while (they fold on themselves), professional guy helps me, and then it was time to go on air.
we snap a pic first:
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C: "Hi, this is me, DJ C (forgot her dj name) and today the show is about national r&b history (something). I'm here along with..." she pauses for me to answer (thankfully)
Me: "dj create!"
(I figure you can't identify as DJ Fruity on radio)
I forget what she says next, but somehow we get onto the topic of my music "career" (i still consider it a hobby).
C: "which one of your songs did you you have the most attachment to?"
me: "I released this one song back near the start of my "career" titled albu, its real emo. the whole song is a extended metaphor with internal conflict and a lake"
She starts playing the first song, 🎵Killing Me Softly With His Song🎵. (by Lauren Hill) Anyone who's listened knows that that song knows that it ends with... a not so radio friendly bit. so we had to quickly abort halfway through the song and we go into a interview type thing.
C: "do you wanna play a song?"
me: "idk any good r&b songs"
C: "it doesn't have to be r&b, just radio friendly"
So, I played the song of the day, ls6 on the radio for r&b day. if you're listening to the song you obviously realized, it's not a r&b song, but everyone loved it anyways. I loved the experience, and I hope I get to attend the full boot camp next year. Shout out (to whoever read this whole thing) to WXOX 97.1 FM radio Louisville ❤️ (they also go by ARTxFM sometimes, Idk the difference, sblmk)
link to wxox website
Picture of all of us:
(Profesional guy is far right, leader girl is the one next to him with sunglasses on)
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the end
there's more to this story, but I don't want to write too much if nobodies listening. if I get enough likes (like more than 20 ig) I'll write out what happened afterwards! comment any questions you have!
post song bonus ideas:
(r&b trivia and "the force")
(pizza party)
the actual end
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onebarofsoap · 3 years
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v3nusv3nom · 3 years
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it’s real missing ur best friend hours )))):
smash that mf like button if u miss ur best friend right now //:
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fyodorslave · 3 years
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Playing imessage games with JJk characters
This is another request that I accidentally deleted, I hope the person who requested this finds it.
gojo, megumi, itadori, nanami, yuuta, nobara, maki
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Gojo Satoru:
- Gojo wins at literally every imessage game, except maybe scrabble. His diction is extremely limited.
- Playing with him is like getting verbally abused, if you have a degrading kink or something then I guess you have that going for you.
- I feel like his favourite game is cup pong, he'd probably make jokes about how he wants to throw his balls in your hole.
- Would win in 1 round most of the time, 2 if you caught him on a bad day. He would get 10 balls back in one round and absolutely slaughter you with remarks. Like this is exactly why no one wants to play with him.
- Would not show any mercy, he doesn't care if your his s/o, there's no way he's losing at cup pong.
- He'd ask for nudes every-time he wins. "For me?🥺" type of person.
- Would always wants to play 20 questions so he can ask you questions like "do it squirt?" instead of asking the real questions.
- Would argue that it is a "yes or no" question.
- Would block you if you ask to play chess.
- Send games at the worst times. Someone in the jujutsu tech group-chat would be ranting about something personal and mf would send a group crazy 8 game request.
- Got kicked out for that
- Asked gakuganji for this number and played basketball with him.
- Gojo lost
Itadori Yuuji:
- He's the type of person who would play the game but not wait long enough for the game to automatically send. So he'd be thinking your not playing back but in reality he just never sent it. In the end both of you just forget about it. This happens EVERY time.
- I have a feeling that even though he's good at real sport, man can not play imessage games if his life depended on it.
- His favourite would probably be basketball, though he gets like 9 points max each round.
- Thought 9 was good until you got a 23
- Always acts surprised whenever he loses, like mf what is so shocking?
- Least favourite game would be checkers, doesn't understand why you need to use your brain when having fun.
- Probably has a theory that the game makes your miss on purpose so the players keep playing. Considers it a casino strategy.
- Doesn't mind losing though, seeing you win makes him content enough.
- Sukuna would be so fed up watching him fuck up each round and would start calling him slurs.
- I feel like everytime Yuujis takes his time to aim and is finally about to release the arrows in darts or archery, Sukuna would pop up on his cheek and scare him.
- I see him as the one guy in school with an andriod who saw his crush posting "anyone want to play 8ball?" and cried himself to sleep because he had a damn Samgsung.
- Got an iphone just for that
- His favourite game to play with you would be 20 questions, he thinks its the most intimate or whatever.
Megumi Fushiguro:
- I feel like Megumis favourite imessage game would be darts or paintball. Darts because he's good at it and paintball because he likes the idea of prediting your next move.
- Like Gojo, I think Megumis really good at imessage games. Rarely loses, the only game he's bad at would be filler for some reason? Like he would probably do 'eeny, meeny, miny, moe' to pick a colour.
- Playing golf with him is like attending a euclidean geometry lecture, he'd strategise angels and all before hitting. Like who the hell does that?
- Would win effortlessly most of the time, accidently wins even when he tries to miss a few times so you can catch up.
- Saw the smile you had when you won against him for the first time, so every now and then he'd lose on purpose so he can see you like that again. Doesn't let it happen too often though, thinks it's better if you win yourself.
- Gets really proud when you do.
- That treatment is reserved for you and only you. Whenever he plays against the other sorcerers, he shows absolutely no mercy. Wins every time.
- Would reply fast to your games, faster then he replies to your texts.
- Wouldn't ever say no to playing a game with you, he enjoys it and so do you. He can't think of a reason to say no.
- Yuuji gets lowkey salty because when he asked Megumi, Megumi said no and when you asked him he said yes.
- Probably the only person who can beat Gojo at darts and basketball.
- Gojo has blocked him a few times because of that.
Nanami Kento:
- Doesn't understand why this is interesting to you
- Probably doesn't even own an apple, but for the sake of this headcanon we'll say he does.
- Would ask to play chess or checkers😭 and would probably win.
- Urges you to play board games in real life instead of on a screen.
- Regardless of how pointless he considers them, if he sees your in a bad mood or don't feel like talking, he'd send a game request since he knows it would make you happy.
- You asked him to play 8ball and told him that you want 8balls in your hole
- He blocked you.
- Not including chess, his favourite game would be 9 ball. He liked 8ball too but you ruined it for him.
- Would reply to the game so late. You would send it and then started having a conversation about soemthing else, sleep, die, get reincarinated and it would still show up as 'waiting for the opponent...'.
- Sometimes you'd play against yourself from his phone, he felt bad and lowkey pitied you so he improved his reply game.
- Would be good at golf, same as Megumi, he would take his time and perfect his shot.
- Likes seeing your face when you win, so AGAIN like Megumi, he'd sometimes lose on purpose- though he doesn't really have to try he kinda just loses.
- Losing doesn't effect his ego unless its Gojo who he lost against.
- He was the one who kicked Gojo out the groupchat.
Yuuta Okkotsu:
- Sucks at almost every popular game on imessage, he's only good at the games no one plays, like dots & boxes
- who the hell even plays that😒
- It's his favourite because he played it with Rika when they were kids.
- Played 8ball and was confused why you won even though he put more balls inside the holes. Doesn't understand the difference between striped and solid, he thinks your supposed to get every ball in the hole.
- He would miss 2/3 shots when playing darts. Thought he won in darts once but his points went in negatives.
- Never wants to play it again
- I don't see him as someone who would play imessage games a lot
- Does get bored of it over time, but if you ask he wouldn't say no
- I also think hes weirdly good at paintball, will always know where your hiding and where you think he's going to hide. Like Megumi, he likes the predicting element of it. Will win most of the time against you
- Definitely prefers real games rather than imessage games. He's down to play uno whenever and is actually quite good, but if you tell him to play crazy 8, he's worse than Yuuji.
- Hates playing with Maki, got threatened many times.
- Accidenly beat Maki at cup pong once, has been warned never to bring it up.
- He's the person who would LITERALLY buy you prizes for winning. like why you doing that my boy??
Maki Zenin:
- Matches between her and Gojo are major events in jujutsu tech.
- Refuses to believe anyone is better than her
-like Gojo, wouldn't really lose on purpose for you, she thinks it's more meaningful if you win yourself.
- If she sees you struggling she may miss a few times and give you a chance to catch up.
- But if you still lose she will give up and go back to normal
- BUT WHEN YOU DO WIN, like Megumi, she is so proud, kisses you and challenges you to another game.
- It would dangerously hurt her ego if anyone else beats her. Nobara distracted her so she missed in cup pong and Yuta won. Didn't talk to Nobara or Yuta the whole day.
- I feel like her favourite game would be Archery, has good aim so she would score high points.
- Least favourite game would be literally whatever Yuta likes. Got weirdly mad when he said he likes dots & boxes.
- Favourite game to play with you would be darts
- Rarely plays imessage games for fun, plays as a challenge.
- Having said that, she plays with you for fun, plays with others only to win.
- You though you were winning in 8ball even though she was much ahead of you, didn't want to dissapoint you so she secretly helped you on purpose.
- Thought you deserved it after not giving up and persisiting for so long.
- Thought that your happy dance was the cutest thing ever, might let you win more often.
Nobara Kugisaki
- Play imessage games alot
- Sometimes wouldn't even reply to your messgaes but would play the games.
- Least favourite games is darts, no one gets more mad then her whenever she gets bust and her point go into negetive.
- Threw her phone across the room and it cracked, said its your fault.
- Isn't that good at it but isn't terrible either. Could beat Yuuji but would lose against Maki or Megumi.
- Her favourite game would be cup pong, thinks is simple and easy, until she misses- then she gets mad and hates it.
- Would not lose on purpose for you, would lose normally so it wouldn't make a difference.
- Doesn't mind if you win but it would slightly hurt her ego.
- If she wins a round she would force you to take her shopping. If you win she'd give you a kiss.
- Slapped Yuuji while they were playing cup pong once, because Sukuna screamed and scared her as soon as she was about to throw the ball.
- Like Gojo, she would send game requests at the worst times. She's not AS bad as Gojo but would send a team crazy 8 game request when the sorcerors are coming up with stratergies to beat curses.
- Gojo though it was unfair how he got kicked out and not her
- Would brag about you if you won.
- Tells you to lose on purpose so she can win, gets mad at you if you do.
- Would always challenge people on imessage games knowing damn well she can not play for shit.
- I think the only game she would be a little above average at would be sea battle, and it sucks cause no one plays it.
- Would force you to play with her just so she can win.
- Likes playing with you alot, even though she hates losing, she would rather lose and have you win then the other way around.
- Wishes there were teams so she can be with you.
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spacemiddenzz · 3 years
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so i was watching @super-metroid's stream of Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass (highly recommend by the way) and she fought Imaginary Numbers this time. I guess I just wanted to share my thoughts on it, since it's my favorite boss and all. This is gonna be a longpost and it's gonna have spoilers so the whole thing can be found under the cut.
So, to put it simply, this dungeon is about stress and confusion. It's about Jimmy's mind frantically trying to comprehend the high-level math that Andrew is teaching him on top of his schoolwork. Jimmy thinks that his dad is the smartest man in the world- this is hyperbole for sure, but the fact that Andrew is quite intelligent remains clear. Jimmy looks up to Andrew because of his intelligence- and because of this it means a lot to Jimmy to be praised by Andrew. He wants his dad to view him as intelligent as well, because, if a man as smart as Andrew thinks Jimmy is smart, he can't be wrong! And hell, it feels nice to be validated by your parents.
Clearly, Andrew has already recognized Jimmy's talent with numbers and has started teaching him concepts beyond the second-grade curriculum, something that we see in the flashbacks in the Symmetrical Cavern. However if Imaginary Numbers' design is anything to go by, these concepts may be at or above the high school level. They're too much for Jimmy to understand. He's only eight, and his mind just isn't ready for that yet. Still, he feels the pressure to keep up with- and understand- the work that Andrew gives him. Why? Because he fears failure. He worries that if he admits to his father that the work is too hard, Andrew won't see him as a "smart boy" any longer- and that praise and validation means a lot to Jimmy. He doesn't want to lose it.
Let's start with the song that plays during this nightmare dungeon- Counting Backwards From Infinity. From the erratic bassline to the random samples of people shouting numbers in no particular order over and over again, this song simply screams disorder and panic. As a person who has always struggled with math, it's incredibly relatable. Counting Backwards From Infinity always reminded me of taking math tests in high school. I was so slow that I almost never could finish a test in a single class period. The frantic, wild bass and the cacophony of people screaming numbers out of order reminded me of trying desperately to remember how to solve a type of problem- and do it quickly enough so that I could hand the test in before the bell rang. I imagine that this is how Jimmy feels when Andrew places in front of him a concept that the boy does not fully understand. Perhaps he's had it explained to him several times but still can't fully grasp it (likely because, again, the kid is eight). The wild confusion and stress he feels when he doesnt fucking understand what's in front of him and doesnt want to look like an idiot in front of his dad. Even the name of the song is a reference to the fact that at this stage of his life this stuff may be an insurmountable task.
The dungeon itself is also set up in an incredibly confusing way. There's a bunch of bizarre-looking purple structures and winding paths. You teleport all over the place with no particular rhyme or reason. The enemies in this area, too, are deformed geometrical shapes that are almost Lovecraftian in the way that they cannot be understood. To Jimmy, Andrew's teachings might as be as comprehensible as a Lumpagon or a Squiggles, and that's definitely the idea that one gets here. The confusion, the pressure, the panic.
At one point in the dungeon you're teleported to a fakeout area that looks like the Path of Enlightenment. This is my favorite thing about the Asymmetrical Cavern, because of the fact that it has so many cool secrets, but also because it gave me a feeling that I could (once again) relate to. Jimmy's teleportation to the Path of Enlightenment isn't random. It represents familiarity in a sea of confusion. Jimmy sees something he recognizes during Andrew's lessons. Maybe he thinks that he's finally got the hang of it- that he's studied hard enough and now all of this jargon makes sense- only to be rudely awakened by the fact that he's been doing it wrong and never understood the concept in the first place. Even the secrets kind of hint at this. If you speak to pointman in this part of the dungeon he says "I am the blood of numbers leaking from your ears. The nails of ignorance are already being driven into your brain. What point is there in giving voice to madness?" (which is metal as fuck by the way)
Jimmy just thinks that his inability to understand makes him an idiot. His lack of understanding- the nails of ignorance- are being driven into his brain. If he can't understand all of Andrew's teachings, maybe he was never a smart boy after all.
And finally let's talk about Imaginary Numbers itself. First of all, it's an amalgamation of a bunch of different mathematical symbols, including a tombstone, a slashed epsilon, and a sigma. I'm sure there are more, but those are the only ones I recognized, honestly. Given that dreams don't really make things up, instead just taking things that you have seen/experienced before, it looks like Jimmy has encountered some... seriously advanced shit. Tombstones are used in geometric proofs. I only started doing proofs in high school geometry, meaning that Jimmy may very well be learning concepts meant for kids twice his age. No wonder the poor kid is stressed.
Oh yeah, also the boss sucks ass to fight. I've heard some people call that bad game design, but I'm not sure that's how I'd classify it. Sure, like I said, the boss sucks complete ass to fight and is almost entirely RNG-dependent. From a gameplay standpoint, this is wack as hell, yeah. Fucking 30% chance to deflect any magical or physical attack with a 30% chance to dodge a physical attack on top of that? Definitely bad game design. But from an artistic standpoint? Not at all. In fact, the futility of this fight adds to it. It really drills into your head that the only thing on your side here is pure fucking luck. And the odds aren't in your favor.
The feeling of futility- of the fact that this may in fact be, by all definitions, an insurmountable task for Jimmy, really struck home the situation. The battle would not be nearly as impactful without this. And personally, I'm all for it. Imagine walking into the Asymmetrical Cavern for the first time, not knowing what to expect. You get your ass handed to you on a silver platter by Imaginary Numbers after it chains Program Omega at you five times in a row.
That's the feeling Kasey wanted to give you. And it's critical. It's just... so perfect, I honestly don't know how to put it into words. It was supposed to represent the confusion and turmoil of a task nigh insurmountable. And it did the job pretty damn well, if I do say so myself.
I know Jimmy is good at numbers and this wasn't supposed to represent a real struggle with the subject of math/the concept of numbers in general, but hot damn if I didn't feel seen. Except Jimmy is eight but I was like 17 struggling in precalc with the same shit. I guess we know Jimmy's smarter than I am rip
TLDR; andrew please stop putting unnecessary stress on your kid youre freaking him out
anyway if you guys have any thoughts about this boss or this dungeon in general i would love to hear them. but where im at its like 2 AM so im probably gonna it the mf sack for now. later dudes
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hyunsracha · 5 years
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poetry —  kim seungmin
word count: 2k
summary: why are crushes so difficult?
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“why are crushes so difficult?”
this was kim seungmin’s dilemma.
he flops down on his best friend’s bed, glaring at the romance movie posters plastered on the walls.
“what’s so difficult about them, minnie? they’re fun! you get butterflies and blushy and you start trying to write poetry...all that fun stuff?” his best friend, hwang hyunjin, didn’t even look up from his notes to speak.
hyunjin was the sappiest, most love-filled person seungmin knew. he loved romance movies and dating and being in love.
seungmin, on the other hand, had never had a crush before. sure, he’s been attracted to people, but no …. poetic thoughts.
“p-poetry?”
“yeah. do you….oh my god.” hyunjin stood from his desk chair, “do you write poetry about y/n?”
“n-no!”
“KIM SEUNGMIN.” and he pounced. he landed right next to seungmin on the bed, hands coming out to smack at the younger boy as he squealed.
“show it to me, show it to me!!!! i’m your best friend, minnie!”
“WHICH IS WHY IT’S WEIRD GET AWAY FROM ME-”
hyunjin huffed, his bottom lip jutting out.
“fine. but you’re really whipped, you know.”
“yeah. tell me about it.”
“okay! well, for example, today y/n came into the lunchroom and you spilled your milk-”
“HYUNJIN I DIDN’T MEAN- okay.” seungmin sighed, turning to face the boy he ‘unfortunately’ called his best friend, “what do i do?”
“have you ever thought about, i dunno, confessing?”
“eat my shorts.”
hyunjin went back to his desk, returning his attention to his math homework, “then sit and be in love and fucking Perish.”
it wasn’t seungmin’s fault he didn’t wanna confess!!
maybe he would confess if everyone else wasn’t >:(((
he understood that you were like … super pretty and nice and smart and perfect in every way (◕ ◡ ◕)
but it was like someone new confessed to you Every Day
even people from other schools!!!! >:(((
one day, he was leaving the school, and he saw you on the sidewalk with a boy from ur school’s Rival School
and the boy was blushing >:( and he had a flower in his hand >:(
but u rejected him!
just like u rejected Everyone
and he didn’t understand,,,
u could have Anyone U Wanted
whatever! he liked u better single
it meant he still maybe had a chance :(
to be honest, seungmin doesn’t remember when he first starting liking u
maybe it was when you two got paired up in chemistry and you knew Nothing about chemistry
“okay so put in one drop of the clear.”
“w-what’s in the clear?”
“it’s water, y/n.”
“oh!” and you blushed and seungmin’s heart went JFSGJSKH
or maybe it was during hoco when he was just chilling, drinking some punch, chomping on a cookie
and you came up to him :((( all shy :((( and u looked SO GOOD
and you asked him to dance with you
yeah he choked on his cookie a little bit but then that boy was ON THE DANCE FLOOR
surprisingly, seungmin Did know how to dance
being best friends with the co-captain of the dance team since kindergarten has its perks!
u were a lil shocked too like that mf just Took You In His Arms and started swaying and u were like HUH????
when did seungmin become a MAN
he didn’t, he’s just a very sophisticated Boy.
hyunjin thinks seungmin started liking you when you first met
seungmin thinks hyunjin is fucking stupid
he was FIVE and all seungmin cared about when he was 5 was sour gummy worms
“isn’t that all u care about now?”
“sour gummy worms AND Y/N!!!”
so yeah, seungmin was #whipped
AND THE POETRY THING KSJGSKGJ ok hear him out
it was 4am and he had spent like 30 years studying for a chemistry test and he was stressed to the Max and just wanted to lay down
and when he lays down, his mind naturally turns to U
and in his sleep deprived state his mind was just . Mush .
so he dragged his body back to his desk and just ~wrote~
yeah, he couldn’t look you in the eye the next day but he got his feelings out.
he couldn’t help his crush on u, especially when u were in his group of friends
hyunjin, jisung, felix, seungmin, you, and jeongin
sound like chaos? because It Is.
u and seungmin have basically become the parents of this little friend group
“jeongin let me see what u have”
“a knife”
“NO”
and
“How did jisung get on the ceiling.”
“FELIX TOLD ME I COUDL BE SPIDERMAN”
“JISUNG GET THE FUCK DOWN”
of course, being the parents meant a lot of … Teasing
especially from hyunjin, bc he was the only one who knew about seungmin’s crush
hyunjin: so when’s the wedding :D
seungmin, halting his onion slicing: Excuse Me?
you: hehe whenever seungmin’s ready!!  i know he wants to go to law school first!!
seungmin, chopping onions at LIGHTNING SPEED: HAHAHA OKAY Y/N
you always said things like that and it made him JFKDJK
one time the others were teasing him bc he dyed his hair red and they kept calling him cherry and u just went:
“so WHAT if he looks like a cherry he’s my CUTE cherry” and u grabbed his hand and glared at everyone like -__________-
seungmins brain: WHW-WW LIPSTICK
seungmins heart: H UHU H MECEHRY
seungmins mouth: YOU- WHAT - HUH- ME?
and after that :(((( u started calling him cherry :((( even after he dyed his hair again :((
back to the main point: seungmin’s whipped and he doesn’t know how much longer he can take this but he Won’t Confess
hyunjin’s got a plan!
he calls it How Does Y/N Feel and he swears it’s a secret
it’s not, he wrote it on his whiteboard in pretty pastel markers
“what’s this plan of yours, sweetie?”
“MOM CAN U GET OUT IM A SECRET AGENT”
“ok mr secret agent come downstairs and eat your peas”
“MOM”
so basically his plan was to ask if u liked seungmin but hes VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT OK
“hey y/n~~~” he sang as he sat down next to you in geometry.
“jinnie!!! how are you today :D” ugh look at you, an angel.
“good, about to be better...or worse.”
“why?”
“i need to ask you something.”
“Ominous!”
“do you like seungmin?”
“ya.”
hyunjin: OUSUGH?
you: how did u say that out loud
“YOU LIKE SEUNGMIN-”
you slapped a hand over his mouth, “KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT JESUS CHRIST-
i thought you knew i like him??? like...i’m not hiding it?”
hyunjin knew seungmin wouldn’t believe it if he just told him
so he was audio recording the whole thing on his phone :) what a sneaky dude
so after geometry ended he fuckign NYOOOMED to english
“SEUNGMIN SEUNGMIN SEUNGMING HSJG SJISEUGMGING”
“dude did u do crack or something holy shit-”
“SHUT UP LISTEN TO THIS.”
“if this is another one of your boyfriend’s songs i swear to god-”
but he put in hyunjin’s earbuds (not airpods) anyway
“t-this isn’t jisung….”
and he Listened
I Thought You Knew I Like Him.
“are u fucking with me jin. is this a fucking skit i swear to god if you're MESSING WITH ME-”
“they don’t even know i was recording them.” hyunjin giggled, the snake.
“oh so you’re a total douche.”
“i just did you the hugest favor and you just called me a douche...okay! friendship cancelled, give me my phone, put your stupid airpods back in-”
“don’t call them Stupid!”
“sorry, i can’t hear you, i don’t have my STUPID AIRPODS IN!”
seungmin couldn’t concentrate for the entirety of english
your words kept swirling around his brain, and he resorted to just doodling hearts on the margins of his papers.
and then he went to Chemistry!
there you were :((( in your cute little lab coat and safety goggles :(((
seungmin didn’t think anyone would ever pull off a lab coat and goggles like you did
“h-hey y/n…”
“hey cherry! ready to make some chemistry? :D”
he inhaled, knowing that there was a chance he was going to regret his next statement for the rest of his life:
“i think you and i already have enough chemistry.”
now it was ur turn to JKSGJKH
you flushed a bright pink, turning to your lab table to hide the shy smile growing on your face
“yeah?” your voiced cracked a little bit
and seungmin knew
“yeah.”
class went by quickly, with the two of you exchanging Looks before quickly looking away
and then you had lunch! and since you ate lunch together, you walked together
this time, You wanted to be the daring one
so you were walking through the halls side by side
and after a minute you just …. Held His Hand a little bit
and he squeezed your hand in return and your tummy felt like JAOGHNJ
then you entered the cafeteria and your friends’ eyes immediately went ZOOM on your interlocked hands
“W-W-W-WHAT IS THIS?” jeongin, the poor baby, spluttered
“are you out of the loop? they’re in love!” jisung was practically shooting heart eyes at the two of you
“no one tells me anything.” jeongin pouted
“are we Not In Love, jisung.”
“jinnie u know i love you but this is FRESH and it’s FUN let me ogle.”
“JISUGN???”
felix just smiled at you two, patting the space next to him, “i always knew this was gonna happen.”
“what are you losers talking about?” seungmin asked.
“yeah, nothing happened. seungmin and i are just friends.”
“you- just- HUH????”
“he hasn’t asked me out yet.” you shrugged, pulling your lunch box out of your backpack.
seungmin gasped, dropping your hand to cover his heart, “do i have to?”
“i deserve it, you animal. i’ve only been waiting since middle school.”
MIDDLE SCHOOL???
well, this was a shock.
“MIDDLE SCHOOL???”
“yeah? you kicked that dude in the shin for me. it was nice. no one’s ever done that for me before.”
“t-the shins? you started liking him over a shin kick, y/n?” felix deadpanned.
“i was like 13 can you shut the fuck up? i don’t just like him because he kicked a guy in the shins for me.”
“oh? why else do you like him?”
“we’re not having this conversation right now, jeongin.”
“oh hell yes we are.”
“SEUNGMIN??”
but he just :D at you and you were whipped so :///
“Okay! i like him because he’s...just a good guy. like he’s smart and he’s funny and he’s….really cute and he would probably kick jisung in the shin if i asked him to.”
“i would.”
“bet!”
“okay!”
“hey what no- OW SEUNGMIN!” jisung whined, pulling his leg up on the seat
“kiss it better jinnie-”
“jisung no.”
“JINNIE :((((“
you grinned, looking over at seungmin.
he was already looking, and you could practically See the heart eyes he was sending you.
did it make you super flustered? yeah. did you mind? not really.
“so,” you leaned in closer, speaking quiet enough so that your friends couldn’t hear over whatever they were yelling about this time, “you gonna ask me out or not?”
“i’ll walk you home?”
“i’ll be waiting.”
the rest of the day went by Painfully slow
but after your last class, there he was !!!!
and he was walking you home !!!
and he held your hand !!!!
“let me get something from my house real quick.” seungmin lived closer to the school than you did, so you always passed by his house.
you waited on the porch while he ran outside
he came back in a minute, flushed and holding a folded piece of paper.
“here.” he shoved the paper in your hand, taking your free hand in his and dragging you along.
“MINNIE let me read this!!!!” you whined.
he sighed, stopping on the sidewalk to let you read it clearly.
you had to reread a few lines because they were just so pretty.
you didn’t expect something like this from seungmin, he was usually so direct and not so flowery.
but it was beautiful.
“why are you crying WHAT’S WRONG IS IT BAD-”
“SEUNGMIN HHHHHHH” you launched yourself at him, wrapping your arms tightly around his waist.
and he held you just back as tightly.
“so uh. do you wanna like….go out with me or something?”
“yes, you big dummy. i would love to.”
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Can you please do the RFA+Minor trio (platonically) with a highschool MC who keeps showing up in the chats during class time?
hey hey this is me, amanda, writing on my phone because i am too lazy to write on my laptop lolol
enjoy!
YOOSUNG:
• you were in the middle of your chemistry class when you felt your phone buzz in your pocket• you weren’t really doing anything in class so eh what the heck• you fished it out and saw that Yoosung was spamming the chatroom with complaints about his classes• you replied: “lol i feel you Yoosung i hate school.”• the chat room when silent for a while• when all of a sudden• “Yoosung is calling…”• you answered, momentarily forgetting that you were in class• “MC WHAT ARE YOU DOING TEXTING IN CLASS PAY ATTENTION WHAT EVEN”• ok Yoosung stop shouting i can hear you clearly• you were about to answer when your teacher approached your desk with a glare on their face• you shrunk in your seat as you said you had to go and handed your phone to your teacher’s outstretched hand
ZEN:
• yes Zen has posted a selfie in the chatroom• and you, a fan of Zen, HAD to see it• he mentioned earlier that he was going to post one around 1:00pm• it didn’t mattered that you were in the middle of your improv class• as soon as it turned 1:00, you had your phone OUT• you tapped the chatroom and saw the selfie and died????• “ZEN OMFJAOXIWN BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS BLESS YOU”• Zen was happy that you complimented him but????• “MC aren’t you in school? what are you doing here? is it like a free period for sophomores or?”• you couldn’t lie to Zen and you told him you were in class but you absolutely HAD to see his selfie• Zen FREAKED and demanded you to get off your phone so you wouldn’t get in trouble• “but Zen your selfie”• “MC get off your phone smh”
JAEHEE:
• “um MC?”• “yeah Jaehee?”• “it’s… it’s 12pm.”• “lol it is”• “aren’t you in school?”• “juniors get to leave early around 12”• “oh really?”• “lol nah i’m in physics right now”• “MC WHAT IN THE WORLD GET BACK TO CLASS”• “ok but i want to talk to you i hate this class”• “…”• “i’m glad you want to talk with me but i’m not going to let you get you in trouble!”• “awhh jaehee so sweet”• “mc go to class right now oh my god”
JUMIN:
• “heya heya what’s up mista trust fund kid~”• you were in the middle of geometry and you were so freaking bored• and Jumin was in the chatroom!• but the trust fund kid was also in a meeting and was unconsciously in the chatroom• so was he confused to see you?• yes yes he was• “MC what are you doing in here? What am I doing in here?”• “lol i dont know i’m bored”• “But aren’t you in school?”• “lol yee”• say what• Jumin was NOT having it• “That’s very disrespectful to the teacher to be on your phone. It shows that you don’t care about their lessons when they are trying your hardest. And as a freshman in highschool, you should try your hardest, since this will reflect the rest of your—”• “MC has left the chatroom.”
SEVEN/LUCIEL/SAEYOUNG:
• Seven was finished with his work for the day and was incredibly bored• but everyone was doing their own thing!• he wanted to mess with you but figured you were in school• but he knew since you were a SUCKER for memes and that you didn’t care about school anymore because you were a senior that you would immediately join the chatroom if he sent one• so• “heya MC wanna see a meme?”• you replied in 0.01 seconds• “DO I WANNA SEE A MEME HE ASKS. LMAO DO YOU BREATHE SEVEN”• so the Defender of Justice sent you a shit ton of memes!!• which made you laugh out loud accidentally in class• and get in trouble by your calculus teacher• “SEVEN WTF I GOT IN TROUBLE”• seven died of laughter• “don’t hate the memer MC! hate the meme!”• “I HATE YOU DIE”
V:
• “HEY JIHYUN”• V, who was in the middle of is breakfast, glanced at his phone and saw that you were in the chatroom• even though he barely goes in, you seemed as if you were in distress so he answered: “MC? what’s the matter?”• you WERE in distress because??? world history was so hard???• you complained to V about your dilemma which made him chuckle• “MC aren’t you a sophomore? aren’t you supposed to know this?”• “V YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IDK WTF A FREAKING ‘PERSIAN WAR’ IS”• *facepalm*• “MC just look it up, i’m sure it’s not that hard and aren’t you in school right now? why are you here?”• you were in a snappy mood and V wasn’t making the situation better• “isn’t it obvious? I NEED HELP”• “mc ask for help… from your teacher…”
SAERAN:
• it’s the first period of the day and you already wanted to die• your algebra 2 teacher was giving you shit• so you decided to bitch out in the chatroom• and Saeran just happened to be there lol• “yall my mf teacher is about to catch these hands i’m sick of her”• Saeran raises his eyebrows at your complaining and replied back: “mc wtf are you doing here pay attention in class”• you rolled your eyes and type back: “i fuckin hate school why am i here come pick me up Saeran”• Saeran scoffed and replied: “i can’t just go and get you MC you have school and it’s only 9am”• but you persuaded him into picking you up while saying that you guys could hit up an ice cream shop• “fine i’ll go get you but you’re payingfor my ice cream”• “SAERAN YOUR A BLESSING THANK YOU”
VANDERWOOD:
• “MC what the fuck are you doing in here”• you were headed to your biology class and decided to visit the chatroom out of boredom• “what does it look like i’m doing lol i’m texting you”• Vanderwood was confused. “wtf shouldn’t you be in school”• “shouldn’t you be married by now?”• TRIGGERED VANDERWOOD• “your stupid little—”• “Zen has entered the chatroom.”• oh no• “WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY TO MC YOU STUPID ASSHOLE?”• you laughed: “aye hey Zen”
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Why you cannot build a 6DOF for $5k… and shouldn’t
cost per axis:
motor steel - parts linear motors versus non-linear drive amplifier for motor fidelity
what do you lose? what do you gain? why do you need it?
motion base control what you actually require? what do you require this? analog versus digital?
In my travels on the internet, I have witnessed DIY’er attempting to make motion base platforms from various items. From drill motors to wood, these systems are ingenious, but in my opinion seem unsafe and will not last over the long term. Let’s explore why…
What does it take to build a motion base? At the least, one would require something to move the axis with. This is typically a motor of some kind. This can either be hydraulic, electric, pneumatic or magnetic. Hydraulic would be a little out of reach of a DIY’er due to requiring a pump, oil container and the like (hazmat anyone). Magnetic doesn’t hold a load very well. Pneumatic is hard to control with a servo loop (you either go or not) and the pump is loud. So the simple solution is an electric motor.
So which type of motor? AC or DC? DC motors are the simplest to control in my opinion, but can be expensive. AC motors require knowledge on how to obtain full torque at zero RPM. This seems easy (hey! Tesla Motor Cars is doing it, so why not me?) but, it isn’t. Many DIY’er don’t even consider AC motors for their systems due to being able to make a stable servo. If they even consider making a servo loop at all. We will get to why a servo loop is required in a moment… The motor also determines how much payload that you want to pick up.
So you have picked a motor… now what about the other parts. Is the actual driving mechanism going to be linear or non-linear? Linear means that the assembly moves up and down. Non-linear means that the motor uses some sort of crank and pushrod assembly. Linear assemblies are nice in the fact that there are less parts to design, but they have their flaws. One major flaw in a screw type linear mechanism is that the bearings that make the system move induce chatter into the system and the bearings wear out over time. Eventually, they will need to be replaced. Non-linear requires more parts to be designed, but the movement of the system, if designed properly, will be nice a smooth and should last basically forever. A gear box of some sort can be used with the motor to facilitate lifting the payload which has to be matched to the crank.
So now you have designed a working mechanism… so how are you going to drive it and know where it is? DC and AC motors require some sort of signal to know where to go and how fast (servo loop anyone?). Most motors have a matching drive amplifier. This has to be wired to the motor, to some sort of control device and to the feedback device. This is the servo loop. Why is this important? In order to control the axis, you have to know where the motor is and how fast it is going. In this way, you can control the position of the driving mechanism and how fast or slow it reacts. This is important. Everything reacts a little different. Different aircraft react differently to each other. Same with cars, boats and the like.
So now, what do we use to actually control the motor? Depends on the drive amplifier for the motor… typically, this is either an analog or digital signal from something. I have seen everything from a computer with a digital to analog conversion board to a PLC to a simple waveform from a signal generator. The better the resolution of the control signal, the better the system will respond. X-Plane and MFS send out data for the aircraft and to some extent, they actually send the information for the motion base. But, is this information correct for the system that you have designed
Do you have to design and write software to interface into the simulation software? Most of the time. The complexity of the software is dependent on how realistic you want the motion base to be. For example, an airplane’s center of gravity (where it actually rotates about) and a helicopter's center of gravity are different. They require different math models for the motion base geometry to get the motion base to react properly. Is the system linear or non-linear for the driving mechanism? Does the user of the motion base platform require the non-linearity of the motion platform to be removed from the system? If so, the math that the software has to accomplish is very difficult which adds to the complexity of the software to control the motion base.
So all of that has been engineered… now what about something to mount the motors and the driving assembly plus whatever is required to mount the items to the whole assembly (like a top for example). The geometry for all of this has to be designed so that you get the angularity that is required by what you want to simulate. Sometimes this is quite large and sometimes this is quite small. The overhung load and the center of gravity of the payload has to be calculated to make sure that the geometry to the motor and the like can actually move the system.
Now, get all the parts designed and manufactured, engineer all the electrical, wire all of it, built it and tested it (don’t forget about your safety stops). So how much does all this cost? Depends on your design, but the biggest cost that DIY’er forget to take into account is the engineering, build and testing time. Those costs are high… very high. Most DIY’er do not take their actual time into account because its a hobby! But, those of us that actually design these systems, it is not a hobby, it is our business. It is our business to make sure that the system does exactly what it is designed to do. If we do not, we lose business and we could possibly hurt someone or something or worse.
So is building a motion base for $5,000 USD feasible? The simple answer is no.
So is $5,000 USD per axis feasible? possibly… as long as it is a basic design.
So a basic standard 6DOF motion base (just the motion base and the electronics, not the controller and software) would cost about $30,000 for an average for a single rider system (around 500 pounds) with about ±15˚ in roll and pitch. The cost does not reflect the cost for the controller, possible software and customization of the system.
So there it is… this is why motion base platforms are so expensive. There is extensive engineering that is involved with designing everything from the mechanical to electrical to software to make it all work.
So now that you know a few of the reasons behind designing a motion base platform system, you can understand why they are not inexpensive and should never be.
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