#what happens now

[bonnvivre]

they’re each other’s biggest fans, methinks

#might have to draw this trio someday … #im so happy the sanrio jjk collab resurfaced cus ive been enjoying those suku hello kiity fanarts #add bruno mars into the mix #what happens now #its so silly #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #bruno mars #hello kitty #sanrio #sanrio collab #jjk

[peridotsarelongterm]

Dr. McCoy’s dialogue in Shore Leave:

McCoy: Flirtflirtflirtflirtflirtflirtflirtflirtflirtflirtflirtflirtflirflirt

Barrows: Flirt?

McCoy: Flirtflirtfl- wait what

#his face kills me #when she responds #like oh shit #what happens now #this plan does not have a phase 2

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

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#come back #come back come back come back #whats the classic advice. #what would he want you to do. #hed want me to go and comfort her but i cant i cant do that i dont know how im sorry #'hes with god now' then i hope he claws gods fucking eyes out. #useless fucking god #if you exist then whyd you let this happen huh #what happens now #im not thinking about the funeral #im not #idk if i can stand going #but i cant not go #im sorry #you always wanted me to go into finance #like you #im sorry idk if i can #oh fuck. the kids #the fucking kids #how are we gonna tell them their uncle is gone #im so sorry #hell never see me graduate #well never go to celebration together #im so sorry im sorry #please come back #i love you im sorry i didnt say it enough

[dream-this-nightmare-over]

#summer books #book recs #booklr #summer recs #summer i turned pretty #words in deep blue #chasing lucky #what happens now #summer #recs #summer vibes

[fl0w3ry]

Nobody look at me ever

#im still like #in complete shock like #what #what do i do now #like #i #i dont #what happens now #my dream made it worse

[the-type-a]

My cousin’s pregnant and if she uses the number one baby name I’ve had reserved for the past 6 years I’m going to fucking scream.

Also thinking of using my top name for my baby fic but idk does Duncney deserve to have my precious baby name?? Do I even want them to have a girl? What if I switch it up and have them have a boy??

What do you think for future baby Duncney? I’m almost at the birth, boy or girl?

#duncney #td courtney #td duncan #total drama courtney #total drama duncan #what happens now #WHN

[yourwingsandgravity]

can someone recommend a fic or write one where we get to see xlh and dfqc get married and have babies.

idk but like . i want them to be domestic af wHERE???

#what happens now #i have nothing to look forward to #PLS PLS PLS DO WE HAVE ANY WRITERS IN THIS CLJ NATION??? #i just need to satisfy mY needs #love between fairy and devil #dongfang qingcang #cang lan jue #xiao lan hua

[shrekisshrimpthesimp]

A delivery for a Miss Shrek?

*FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE*

“Tom the Dom, came back from Somme and wanted to go to prom. But unfortunately for Tom, the infamous dom, he was sadly stopped by a…”

🧸

BREAKING NEWS

The notorious fornication convict infamously known as Slasher Shrek has been critically injured after receiving a mysterious delivery package.

The details of the sender's package is currently unknown. Police and their intelligent department is presently working on this case.

Meanwhile, doctors have announced that Shrek's is in a very critical condition and her survival is uncertain due to the injuries she sustained.

Now that the Heiress of the Horny Kabal Inc. is in an unfavorable situation, the question arises, will the world finally be rid of the horny?

#what happens now #will shrek survive #your oración is badly needed #kabal saga #kabal chronicles #kabal multiverse of madness

[haunted-plush]

#well shit #what happens now #:/ #salty scribbles

[douxbebearchives]

I’m looking for a olitz FanFiction in which Olivia gives birth at a birth center. I think she ends up having the baby in a birthing pool. Fitz is present.

in the epilogue of What Happens Now, Olivia gives birth in a pool, and Fitz is present.

If this isn't the fic you're looking for, and you have any more details, please send them! The more info we have, there's a better chance to find the story. :)

#answered #Olivia gives birth #birthing pool #Fitz is present #What Happens Now

[gilligould]

heartbroken to report that home no longer feels like home,

#what happens now #k.txt

[lazrusrising]

when i think about season 2 i spontaneously combust

#my brain can’t comprehend it #there being MORE of their story #WHAT HAPPENS #WHAT HAPPENS NOW

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[wolfythewitch]

i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget

#art #wolfy religious tedtalks #sketch #comic #i have such a huge disconnect with my emotions and i do genuinely think a lot of it ties back to religion #crazy how that happens #whats funny is i now have a lot of people i vaguely dislike but cant remember why. #crazy what happens when you treat forgiveness like an instruction and not a process

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[darkprincessw]

And you don't know where I live

Haven't seen you since I moved

Wouldn't recognize the way I smell

'Cause I wear a new perfume

I don't hate you

I don't love you

I'm not even thinking of you

Just woke up one day, and you weren't on my mind

#what happens now #olivia obrien #Spotify