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help-itrappedmyself · 25 days
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Danny punches a Clown Part 7
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Danny wakes up some time later. Red and Agent A are there waiting for him in chairs on either side of his bed.
“Hey, how are you feeling?”
“Less tired at least.” Danny was well enough he could feel his wounds trying to heal. “Could probably use some food though.”
“I will go retrieve it for you now that you are awake.” Agent A walks out of the med area.
“You feel up to meeting a few people? They’re going to be around so you should know who they are.”
“I guess so.” Danny sits up on the bed, bringing his knees to his chest.
Red leans out past the curtain and waves some people over. When he takes his seat, a man in a blue and black suit with a mask on and someone in an all-black suit with a head covering that comes down over his eyes comes in behind him. They stay standing by the curtain.
“You met Nightwing earlier, and this is Batman.” Red introduces. Nightwing waves when Red says his name. “We all work together here.”
Danny nods.
“Hey, Danny!”Dick comes over to sit in the chair on the other side of Danny’s bed. “We have a few questions that we would like to ask you if you’re feeling up for it.”
Danny shrugs.
“Okay, well we know you haven’t been in Gotham long, where did you come from?”
Danny wonders if he tells them a different dimension if they would believe him. If they would try to send him back. “Illinois.”
Nightwing let out a short whistle. “That’s a long way Danny.”Danny snorts at that. “Did you come here by yourself?”
“Yeah.” Danny starts picking at the edges of the blankets, trying not to look anyone in the eye- not that he could, they all have some form of mask on.
“Okay. Well, we have some concerns. Don’t know if you remember what you were talking about before you went to sleep, but you said some things about being shot at a lot, by your parents and some other people.”
“What part of that is a question?” Danny leans forward and rests his cheek on his knees, watching himself pick at the blanket. He found a loose thread that he’s started twirling around his fingers. 
“Can you tell us more about the people who were shooting at you? We’d like to look into them.”
Something in the tone Nightwing is using makes him sound all clinical. Like a social worker. Or a cop. It shouldn’t matter really because the people that did this to him are inaccessible unless they have some way to dimension hop. 
“Doesn’t matter anymore, I’m here now.”
“What made you come here? Do you have a family member, or friends that you were meeting?”
“For real, are you a social worker? Psychologist, cop, what.” Danny looks up at him. “You brought me to a cave f and you’re all wearing masks, but you’re talking to me like I’m going to freak out or something. You can stop acting like I’m a child. I know what’s happened to me. Frankly, the fact that I’m trapped in a cave with people dressed the way you are is more concerning for me than being back on the street. So can we get on with you doing whatever you’re going to do?”
“We’re not going to do anything Danny.” Red leans towards him. “We just want to make sure you have somewhere to go.”
“I don’t.” Danny states plainly. He knows his circumstances and he can’t risk going back home for a while, shouldn’t go back at all except to grab his stuff and leave again. 
The three share a few glances back and forth, having quite an in-depth silent conversation. Danny rolls his eyes and goes to stand up, they all immediately try and stop him.
“Whoa, what are you doing?” Nightwing asks.
“Where are you trying to go?” Comes from Red.  
“You’re injured, you should stay in bed.” Comes from Batman.
Just then, Agent A pushes aside the curtain, walking in with a tray.
“I do hope you aren’t overwhelming the patient.” He brings the tray over, Danny straightens his legs and A situates the tray in his lap. “This boy needs to eat, and to rest. You don’t need to worry about where he’s going until he is fit to be out of bed. He’s not going anywhere until he’s improved.”
“Sir, I’m sure it’ll be fine-” Danny starts.
“Nonsense. I will not stand for it. You need proper treatment or your wounds will get infected. Now, eat or your body will not have the necessary fuel to heal.”
Danny bows his head and looks at the tray in front of him. A brought him chicken noodle soup, he starts to eat as A shepherds everyone back out and closes the curtain behind them.
“Now, I know this cannot be easy for you, being injured and alone.” A comes to sit in the chair that Red vacated. “I assure you that you have a place here at least until you are better. Even if you wish to leave now, you will not be able to get better on the streets.”
 “Thank you.” Danny says. “I didn’t mean to snap at them.”
“I’m sure they will forgive you for it, you are under a lot of stress right now.”
Danny nods. “Thank you for the food. It’s amazing.”
“Of course, Mister Danny. I will be making sure you are well nourished while you are with us. Please, let me know if you have any preferences.”
“Anything that’s not alive is good for me.”
Agent A just looks at him. “You did mention something about fighting your food last night. I had thought you were talking out of a bit of delirium.”
“Oh, no that used to happen. The chemicals my parents used reanimated the food sometimes. Had to fight some hot dogs. A chicken. Our kitchen was a hazard.”
“I dare say so.” A has a very scrunched up look on his face. “Rest assured nothing of the sort has ever happened in my kitchen.”
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basilf1res · 1 year
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Tim Drake, looking at (read: stalking) a couple being cute and hugging and holding hands on a bench in the gloomy Gotham winter: *sighs* damn why can’t I have that.
Tucker Foley, glancing over at his two best friends being all cute in the park across the street from Starbucks (where he’s drinking coffee): *mumbles* damn, I want that too.
Tim and Tucker, now looking at each other: Coffee date?
Tim and Tucker, both nod: Coffee date.
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Dick, in a car: You met this man… where exactly..?
Tim: Coffee.
Dick: *long pause* what?
Tim: Starbucks. Get out of the car I’m going on a coffee date. (Said with same energy as: “Get in loser we’re going shopping”)
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Tucker, sipping a mocha latte with (what should be) an illegal amount of shots: So… ya like jazz..?
Tim, inhaling his third cup of black coffee: Hired.
Tucker, grinning far to wide and pumping his fist like the sleep deprived college students he is: Score.
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Stephanie, spins around in the chair in front of the batcomputer (a photo of Tucker on it) supervillain style: Sooooo~ I heard from the grapevine that you’ve landed yourself a date.
Stephanie, pausing to look towards Cass: Was that too straightforward? Should I make it sound more dramatic?
Cass: *shrugging*
Stephanie, turns back around: Hmm, let’s see…
Tim, entering the cave with a cheap cup of coffee from Starbucks: Oh hey, came down to borrow the computer for a bi-
Stephanie, spins towards Tim while in the chair: *fake crying* You left me for this man??
Cass: *facepalms*
Tim: *chokes on coffee*
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Danny, side hugging Sam while walking down the street towards a public ice rink: Wheeeere’s Tucker..?
Sam: He was going to get some breakfast? I think??
Danny: So that’s definitely not Tim Drake and that’s definitely not Tucker Foley all bundled up in winter gear holding hands while both fail at ice skating and holding up several cups of coffee.
Sam, deadpanning: Why am I even surprised.
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Tucker, nearly falling on the ice again: We’re being watched.
Tim, holding him up: Ignore my siblings, they’re just jealous they don’t have a coffee buddy.
Tucker: Why did we make this coffee cup balancing bet-?
Tim, exasperated: We?? That was all you!
Tucker, glaring while tripping Tim, making him nearly face-plant: Nuh uh! Lies and slander!
Tim and Tucker landing in the most cliché way possible in those cringy Christmas romance movies:
Tim:
Tucker:
Tim: Your fault.
Tucker with a Cheshire Cat grin: Well duh, that was my intention.
Tim: Fuck you.
Tucker: You know you want to~~
Tim: Woah-! Take me on a coffee date first!
Tucker, trying not to laugh: Wanna go see a movie?
Tim, also trying not to laugh as he gets off of Tucker and helps him up: *embarrassed stammering* S-sure.
Tim and Tucker both snickering at the pure explosion of chaos they’ve caused while (probably) semi-high on caffeine: We are so dead in a few hours.
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Oops. This was longer than I thought.
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HEEYYYY IVE DECIDED TO SWITCH UP THE CHALLENGE
instead of trying to cum hundreds of times, im going to go completely pleasureless for one hour per note on my challenge post 😵‍💫😵‍💫
(thank you @hornytransgirlthing for the suggestion)
no touching, no rutting against my bed or a plushy, completely chaste for what's looking to be like two weeks 😵‍💫
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leebrontide · 7 days
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I have 9 days to do one more break-neck edit of this book before it has to go out to beta readers, if I want to launch on time!
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addsalwayssick · 4 days
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my roman empire is THE roman ever (and his little cowboy ‘friend’)
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ghost-bxrd · 2 months
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Me, doing a rough estimate of The Antithesis of Magic word- and chapter count and ending up somewhere with 50 chapters and >100k words like— 👁️👄👁️
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frannyzooey · 8 months
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yearning cabin vibes, she said 😏
desperate fucking, she said 💀💀
creampies, she said 😏😏🥰🥰
the complex, crushing emotions of someone who used to be a parent becoming a parent again after losing their first child in a traumatic accident they blame themselves for, she said 😩
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2aceofspades · 7 months
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>:'[ you hurt my souuulll I am mentally hugging future Leo and Mikey and def-not-pouting at you, ya gremlin!!! (but also don't ever stop it hurts so gooood, but alas, I must Muppet frown at you on principle now) ~-- --- .-. ... . / .- -. --- -.
Welp...
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Now they're all ganging up on me
Bruh-
(mehehe~ I see ya, morse anon..✨noted✨)
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kobycetacean · 1 year
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mutuals look away im embarrassed 🧍‍♂️
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amberswrld719 · 4 months
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I made a Tumblr account last week (cause why not) and my feed was all Milgram this and Milgram that, so I asked my friend about it. Naturally, I was sent a 54 video YouTube playlist about Milgram and was wished “Good luck🫡”
I am 24 videos deep into this, and if I were to summarize what I’ve watched so far with one picture, this would be it:
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kyriolex · 9 months
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Skibidi Toilet Recap
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I thought Skibidi Toilet sounded like sewage when I first heard about it. Then I watched the first 20 episodes and saw the light. This series is a masterclass in exposition and pacing. We learn something new in each video.  
There is a man’s disembodied head in the toilet. His name is Skibidi, and he sings the Skibidi song while making geometrically impossible expressions with his face.
We see miniature dancing people outside an elevator. An elevator...full of urinals. We discover Skibidi has friends who sing acappella with him. One of them has green hair.  
There is a massive Skibidi in a moving toilet the size of a small office building. He sings in slow-mo audio because he is a BIG BOY, and he crushed a human without even noticing. 
Some Skibidis crash a fancy restaurant. They are actively invading the city, not just oblivious. Also this episode reaffirms that BIG BOYS are always surrounded by smaller Skibidis who accompany them like hype men.
We see tanks and helicopters, so we know the government is mounting a defense. A defense against what, you ask? The flying BIG BOYS who spew smaller Skibidis out of their mouths. In case their malice wasn’t obvious, the Imperial March song is also playing to make it extra obvious.
There are people dancing. It’s unclear if the Skibidi’s song is compelling them to dance or not. But we see the POV character - yes, apparently we have a Protagonist - flush a Skibidi down the toilet. The Skibidis can be vanquished! A bunch of other Skibidis burst in to avenge their fallen comrade. Apparently Skibidis have a sense of comradery.
There are a bunch of men marching down the street. Men with security cameras for heads. I’m calling them the Cameramen. They are marching towards the Skibidis, who are racing down the other side of the street. Also a Skibidi attacks the Protagonist because they hold a grudge.
The Skibidis have erected a golden toilet monument in the park. They have conquered enough of the city to replace our heroes with their own likeness. Protagonist kills two nearby Skibidis, then spraypaints a red camera logo on the monument. Security Cameras are no longer the tool of oppressors. They are the sign of rebellion. We know this because a bunch of Skibidis in cop hats immediately come to arrest the protagonist.
The Skibidis have created a church. A BIG BOY in a halo sings the song of his people in a divine tenor. Then some Cameramen come in to attack. The BIG BOY eats one of the Cameramen, but the others flush him down before he can kill again. The Cameramen give Protagonist a thumbs up, proving that he’s not just a fan, but an active member of the rebellion.
We see other species of Cameramen, such as the flying Projector and a giant with a vintage camera for a head. The opposing army has a demon BIG BOY with a horns and a voice so loud the ground shakes.
The BIG BOYS can shoot yellow lasers out of their eyes now.
Oh God the Projectors come in spider mode now. And they have turret guns. They aren’t as strong as a BIG BOY’s lasers though.
There’s a Berserker BIG BOY who moves extra fast and will steamroll his comrades if it means he can kill the Cameramen.
We see a squad of Skibidies. There is one Skibidi in a brown toilet, but most are white. A Cameramen lures the squad down the street with his sick dance moves. Protagonist then blows up the street from his hideout on a building roof. A Skibidi pushes Protagonist off a building. By now it’s obvious Protagonist is like a cockroach - he won’t die.
Protagonist put a camera (or disembodied Cameraman head) in a toilet. He sends the toilet-camera into a Skibidi base, but they recognize the imposter right away. They kill the spy, then send a jumping Skibidi after the protagonist. 
Some Cameramen are spying on some BIG BOY politician. They set up a flying laser to assassinate the politician. The rest of the Skibidis destroy the rebel laser, then immediately come after the Cameramen with BIG BOYs in spider form. It’s obvious they copied the Spider Projectors seen in episode 12. 
One of the larger Cameramen has destroyed the Skibidi monument in the park and is yanking Skibidis out of their toilets. Apparently there are two ways to kill a Skibidi now. Then we see a massive, kaiju-sized cameraman punt some BIG BOYS into a building with his foot. Kaiju Cameraman gives Protagonist a thumbs up. He is the new hope of the Rebellion.
This is only the first FIVE MINUTES and we’ve already got more story and worldbuilding established than some TV seasons.
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forest-fae8 · 5 months
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Me, really really fucking sick and stuck at home: I’m bored I think maybe I’ll finally get around to reading the Wayhaven Chronicles
Me, partway through book 1: holy shit this is so good. I think maybe I’ll play Adam’s route first🤔
Me, 5 days later, finishing book 3:
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thegoodduckfan · 2 months
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Hi guys, I'm relatively new to the Donald Duck fandom, so I wanted to ask: is this actually a cult?
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Because it's starting to feel like a cult and I don't know if I'm scared or excited.
Please let me know if I need to attend the next cult ritual.
Thanks in advance
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kevinkevinson · 10 months
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Day 5-8 of #Artists4Bangtan on twit (prompts)
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king-of--the-castle · 3 months
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My autism was going crazy cause I consumed all of the marble hornets canon I could find, so now I'm watching everymanHYBRID, and good God, what have I gotten myself into?
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lilbluebastard · 6 months
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So downloaded the new Gacha life and………
I got carried way……..
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I love how I made Anderson stand like a dad
It’s like he’s saying “way to go champ!, I’m so proud of you”
Alucards still got that god complex so I didn’t really mess up anything
Please no one be mad ;-;
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