I have been having exclusively Johnny Lawrence dreams for like a week and a half now. Sometimes it’s young Johnny, sometimes it’s current age Johnny. Usually they’re pretty run of the mill but the weirdest one I had was after I finished Bly Manor. We were trapped in the house, trying to find a way out, and for some reason I remember stepping on a cactus or something and he pulled all the needles out of my foot.
I’m from Sweden. Today Amazon lunched a Swedish site. Everything is machine translated. This means that products with cock were not translated as the animal, you might see the problem there. Products with rapeseed are not translated as the flower. We got a lot of products with rape. And for som reason we got a razor for the cornea.
Then we have the problem with them translating the names of the companies. I rather not you translated electronic arts. And honestly, stop translating the names of the video games.
Lastly we have to recognize the fact that when you choose which countries shop you want to use, Sweden for some reason has Argentina’s flag. Someone already working at the company would probably be able to fix that.
Someone said the Amazon launched this years humor site and honestly, they’re not wrong.
Oh, I forgot, a vibrator is apparently a children’s toy,
Egypt: we’ve found more mummies!
Us: put them back
Scientists: we’ve woken up 40,000 year old worms!!
Us: fucking refreeze them
Moon 🌝: I’m hatching 🐣:) uwu
Us: *heads to NASA with some duct tape*
Mothman: *mothman noises*
Us: oh not you you’re doing fine sweetheart
Stitches this week is gonna be a long one fellas🥳
IM?? WHAT??? MY OLD TUMBLR IS POSTING SUNGLASS ADS?? WHAT IS HAPPENING??
just saw a girl pull down her mask to look at vegetables
I am so fucking lost.
Okay so I’ve gained like seven followers in the past week as opposed to my usual zero, so um hello? Welcome to my humble little corner of tumblr. I don’t know why you’re here but it’s nice to have you. I’m Tea, I try to keep a generally positive vibe but sometimes I can be a little too harsh imo so I’m working on that. Hope y’all enjoy your stay here???
I just,,, I just- I gotta know, I just need to know what is actually going to happen on November 4th. Revolution? Anarchy? Civil War? Captain America? Uprising? Boogaloo? Big Luau? Giant Orgy featuring Naked Athena? National Food Fight? Eating the rich? Insurgence? Coup? Paintball Wars? Hands Across America? Destroying the patriarchy? November Fools? What? Please just somebody tell me I need to prepare
You ever end up waiting for so long in the doctor’s room that you wonder if they forgot about you?
also someone send help i think i may have started writing a random as heck fic
Look at this through my lense: I had 10 followers 2 weeks ago, I now have 70 and these people that show up on my dash with hundreds of notes are following me. Why are y'all here? Is it my snark? Quotes’ demands? What has possessed y'all to do this? You run for vice president one time and now all of China knows you’re here!
so apparently tessa is the only main thor cast member not in australia???
“And that’s why you gotta kill ‘em fast.”
oh god I fell in love with txt way too fast. I just watched blue hour and then immediately got on amazon and ordered their album…………….
what is in the water f1blr
I woke up at like 6 am (it’s 11:13 rn) and my dream was interesting to say the least
so, seonghwa is my bias (if you didn’t already know) and recently hongjoong has been fucking with me + he may join Seonghwa as my bias
and when I say that I literally had a wet dream about him, I mean it
explanation/drabble under the cut :’)) @vocalyunho imma tag you because you might want to see this and as I was listening to precious, I now have a desire for hongjoong to call me precious
ok have fun reading :))
…nobody told me that antipsychotic drugs cause menstrual irregularities
omg what is this dkfbgsjkdfg i mean, yeah, zac should definitely be grateful because hsm was definitely his big break but like did i miss something??? did he shade kenny or something???