been getting crazy stress dreams lately. last night I dreamed that my boss kept giving me dogs to look after but any time I looked away the dogs would turn into chickens. there were so many chickens everywhere and I was so so distressed. what the fuck does this mean
every time i watch a french musical i think to myself "surely i will be able to understand the plot this time! surely the sequence of songs and the transitions between them and the lyrics' application to the situations will make sense THIS time"
I see a lot of people being pissed off saying that people say that Mike is not important but I don't see the people saying that Mike is not important... Perplexed by this development
in enters evelynn, breasting bobbily into the office
── 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ──
MODERN VERSE
Her assistant regards her with a singular quirked brow when he noticed certain assets appeared differently, had she used some of those freaky demon powers to ... change her bust size? Perhaps she just was wearing a push - up bra but everything was so bouncy it was difficult to tell; he scans his mind with a curious head-tilt ... No no, that would have appeared on her monthly statement (vigorously scanned each time for any sign of fraudulent behavior) ... Maybe a gift from Akali? ... Or FOR Akali.
"Don't those hurt your back? I suppose you needn't much worry about that what with all of the spooky demonic abilities. However whatever quality bra you've purchased I would reccomend a different kind - breast support garments are supposed to do exactly that: support. You look as though you've taped two water balloons to your chest and they're just ... " His hand waves around erratically, "As your best friend and deepest confidant, I only find it appropriate that I tell you, unless of course you're not wearing a bra and you've shifted. I imagine Akali finds that quite fun."