#what is the magic of the shower

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hey if puppets bathed how would they do that. if with water they'd get waterlogged and wouldn't be able to move until they dried enough, i presume. plus that can cause Damage. what the fuck do they do to get the grime off

#modified sponge baths? high powered fan? star trek sonic shower? #WHAT WOULD THEY DO?! #gorl what the fuCk #vigorous brushing??? like a horse???? #or is there like... a car wash but for puppets #shoved into the washing machine and then blasted with high powered air #magical girl transformation where they just get Clean? #WHAT DO THEY DOOOOOOOOOOOO #suggestions and theories welcome #absolutely unprompted

[priestess-draws]

I've been dancing, in the moonlight

#magical girl #mahou shoujo #pmmm oc #idk why but i remembered this character while i was in the shower lol #had to go on dA. man what happened to that place #butterfly #prism

[elderscrollsconfessions]

Confession: Hypothetically, I think an orc man would be too much for me to handle

#fortunately Tamriel has healing potions and Restoration magic #Orc #Orsimer #The Elder Scrolls #TES #yes that is my Orsimer Sorcerer in a shower that I built into one of his homes #and what about it #ESC

[betterthanbatman1]

Omg guys Ive been so tired today and I literally had like 2+hours of zoned out daydreaming and I was like omg I don’t want to forget this. So I wrote it out and now I have almost 1.5K words 😭

I might just publish my first fic 👀

#This was so weird because I was daydreaming but also still doing stuff. #Like I’ve cleaned my room and showered but I don’t remember even thinking about it?? #Literally being productive on autopilot somehow pls idk how #Idk this happens when I’m tired and have had a busy day lol #About the fic #It’s about Jason losing the Lazarus pit magic ✨ #Robin give him magic #Well so does the Lazarus pit #idk what I’m saying #It’s got some angst yeah #some beautiful delicious angst 😈 #Let’s just say the after effects aren’t too good #Oh also #featuring some JL members #red hood #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #dc #Red writes #(Apparently)

[ramblingoak]

The amount of story ideas I’ve lost immediately as I step out of the shower is maddening.

#what magic does the shower hold #why must I forget right away #writing problems #personal stuff and things

[lesbiansanemi]

I am so fucking sick of living with my roommate and his fuck ass boyfriend. Also watching my roommate burn every single one of his (already rather minimal, I might add) bridges for this guy is also kind of painful but also his relationship with me is one of said bridges so I'm almost past the point of even feeling bad for him lmao

#i have had to piss for probably the better part of an hour now #because they decided to take a shower together and have been in there for well OVER an hour now #and this is a nightly occurence atp sometimes MULTIPLE times a day #we have one bathroom.... can yall not be considerate enough to not be in there for up to TWO HOURS AT A TIME??? #also it's such a waste of fucking water.... #idk we've hit a point where i literally hear the bf doing anything and i get pissed off #but also tell me why i'm sitting in my room (which shares a wall with the bathroom) and i can hear this man hacking and spitting shit up #and this is also something that happens multiple times a day #like.... dude.... why are you spitting up toothpaste so fucking loudly oh my fucking god #but yeah no i'm like my roommate's only friend atp and he's about to not have me lmao like we're about to reach #'i'm cutting you off when i move out' levels of me being pissed off with this whole situation type shit #and apparently the bf convinced him to come out to his family which his mom was chill which is good #his dad's side of the family though....? not great. and my roommate KNEW that would be the case cuz we'd talked about it before #also love that my roommate has constantly talked about moving out of the city we live in because he hates and also there's no good career #opportunities for him here (which is true) #and now. MAGICALLY. he's like 'idk i think it'd be best for me to stay here' #like oh my GOD???? are you hearing yourself???? are you fucking stupid???? you fucking hate it here??? #but sure throw your life away and ruin all your meaningful relationships for a guy you met six months ago jfc #and the thing is i *know* my roommate we've been close CLOSE friends for nearly a decade now #i know he is not like this.... like yeah he's being insane by allowing this but also i know these aren't the kinds of decisions he would ma #and also i know he wouldn't treat me like this all on his own #it's the deranged fucking control freak of a guy he decided to date and my roommate has too many of his own issues to put his foot down #about certain things and tell the guy no so he's just allowing him to completely take over his life #and fuck everything up until the bf is the only thing he has left once it's all said and done #and yeah. it's painful to watch. but also wtf am i supposed to do because obviously my opinion is not respected nor wanted regarding this #that has been made PAINFULLY clear #ugh this is so fucking horrendous #what is it with ppl who start to date someone and then go clinically fucking insane and destroy their lives all for this one person #who. realistically. they barely know in comparison to all the other ppl in their life #like explain it to me jfc

[silverveil-storybook]

Arcane Ancient,,,, this thing,,,,

#flight rising #if you've been seeing me post these guys nonstop in the friend rising server: hello! sorry :D #anyway a group of these would be called a Meteor Shower but don't ask me what the actual breed is called because I Don't Know #what do they eat? everything! they're little space wyrms that are used to feeding off of space debris- #-they can handle more organic foodstuffs imo #they're usually flying but they can waddle around on the ground using their more frontal set of wings to help drag them around #five eyes technically- one per wing and one dead center in the face #technically the stuff on their wings is fur (like tundras) but it can be feathers if you want it to be :D #I like to think the Arcanist sent them up into space to help him gather data #and while they've been doing just fine sending him results from on high #the weird magical stuff happening around Sornieth has brought them down to the planet to see what's going on #(and make sure the Arcanist is okay! it'd be useless to gather data for a dead god y'know?)

[frecklystars]

I wonder if Barbie and Ken were confused when they went to the real world and discovered that their clothes weren't magically appearing on their bodies at the shop, and that they had to actually put them on themselves.

But maybe they were already aware of humans not having magic like that. Maybe they know everything in BarbieLand is based on your imagination. They seemed aware of other things for some reason? They know what genitals are even if nobody in BarbieLand has any at all, which also confuses me? They know they're dolls being played with, which makes sense bc that's their purpose. Do they have some sort of awareness of the real world automatically when they're created, because they know they're being played with? Do they HAVE to have some idea of how certain things work in the real world? Margot said there was going to be a scene where Barbie and Ken actually do try to kiss each other after the dance party but neither of them knew how kissing would work so they'd just bonk their faces together, but they couldn't pull it off without making it look awkward so they scrapped the scene. And in the movie it seems like they do know how kissing would work bc Ken goes for a kiss three times.

Barbie didn't react when she drank tea for the first time, she didn't react to the taste of it. At first I thought maybe she'd just be so focused on making sure she didn't spill it that she didn't care what was hitting her taste buds, but then I remembered that she reacted with disgust when she "drank" the imaginary expired milk. So the fake food does have taste in their world. That's interesting.

#but that last part also confuses me bc margot said in an interview that barbie DOESNT taste things #she was like 'she'd be thrilled to try any food in the real world for the first time' #'if she had crackers she'd think they're amazing just bc she's actually eating them' #but why would she be thrilled if she CAN taste in barbieland? #maybe margot forgot bc she was working on the movie for literaly years and that scene shes eating waffles is barely 2 seconds #or maybe i misunderstood and she meant she would just enjoy food that they dont make in barbieland #like idk they probably dont have plastic crackers #would barbie be surprised to turn on the shower and it's real water shooting in her face? #would she be surprised to step on the pool and actually fall into it instead of walking over it? #they experienced elements in the real world for the very first time #i wonder if they felt the heat of the sun and wondered what the hell that was #i wonder if they'd react to rain. if they knew what that is or if they'd be like 'oh kids pretend it rains when they play all the time' #do the kens magically change clothes too? they dont have closets or homes #where the hell do they get dressed? do their barbies give them clothes?? #kens got no house no car no phone no email no job no prospects he's got NOTHIN #ryan gosling rly said ken has absolutely fucking nothing but he's got all the genitals #interested in horses but not interesting as a person at all dont make that mistake thats a slippery slope #his words not mine #woof

[seawitchkaraoke]

I'm finally properly cleaning my bathroom after far far too long and I'm doing great on the sink and the mirror and all that but the cleaner I have is just. Doing nothing to the soap stains and orange fungus(?) in the shower which isn't helped by the shower having ridiculous sliding doors that create nooks and crannies that are really hard to get at with anywhere near enough force to scrub properly

Should just get bleach and throw bleach at everything but also I don't know that I trust my adhd ass with bleach, that shit is intense

#adhd #cleaning #adulting #(maybe if i put these tags on someone with wisdom will see it and give me magic advice) #one day I'll get to furnish my own apartment and i will make a bathroom that is so easy to clean #honestly? stainless steel instead of ceramic sink #I'm sure there's a reason we use steel in kitchen sinks and not bathroom sinks #but. here's the thing. i can use steel wool on a steel sink. or a steel shower for that matter #i love steel wool #oh the dirt doesn't want to go away? get steel wooled idiot #if this fungus was in my kitchen sink i would simply steel wool it away #anyway #i never really got taught what cleaner to use for what and now you can't even google anymore bc everything is ads #so i just use the toilet cleaner for the toilet #and the bathroom cleaner for everything else in the bathroom #and when the bathroom cleaner doesn't do it even with letting it sit for a while #i am sad and give up #vinegar kills fungus right? might give vinegar a try

[networkunsupported]

Inspiring! Man encouraged to take care of himself by a fictional character with worse hygiene!

#pointing my finger at cas YOU HAVENT SHOWERED IN FOUR WEEKS YOURE IN NO PLACE TO TALK (he was indeed in a place to talk it seems) #grumbling. took care of myself and i feel surprisingly better. no idea what the cause of this could possibly be. magic.

[matt-w-blogging]

Imagine if spells could be cast to inflict you with any symptom, not just those of physical illnesses

Like, screw 'coughing fit' or 'fainting spell,' give me

Hocus pocus, leaping locust,

I cast curse of hyperfocus!

Or

Tic tac, bric-a-brac,

I hex thee: Panic attack!

#chim chim cheroo chim chim cheree i cast curse of broken knee #bippity boppity boo i place intrusive thoughts upon you #through the tree of wisdom i bestow upon you selective mutism #prithee prithorea i cast curse of dysphoria #this is fun lol #add your own i wanna see what we can come up with #also i say this as someone who experiences these so don't call me insensitive #humor is the reason im not a miserable person with all the shit i deal with #shower thoughts #writing idea #magic #writing #spells #magic writing #writing magic #magic au #writing prompt #mental health #d&d ideas #perhaps #d&d

[mihai-florescu]

@crossingxheart no no you got him absolutely right

#currently he's undercover as a maid so you could definitely see that as the inspiration for the magical girl drawing #he deserves a cool sparkly transformation but what we have in canon with the shower scene where it was revealed- #he literally faked his age for 40+ chapters and then had The iconic furcoat and sunglasses look...that was good enough already #kemono jihen #nobimaru

[ezraphobicsoup]

ok the tumblr has tumbled i’ll call it there. call me falsettos because this had better come to a stop

#yeah cause i do need to be up at like what 8? or earlier if i want a shower and time to just sit there #so i should go sleep so i can get up then #ehhh but also it’s a while till then but also literally what am i gonna do now why not hat sleep i don’t know we it’s it’s saturday #ok no i’m gonna figure this out not on tumblr in my own head #thank you for joining me on this magical journey where i bid you farewell with more confusion than i greet you #ezra’s real life rambles #not quite silly hours posting #silly hours posting #even

[iii-days-grace]

just showered, i have to go car shopping in 10 min and I'm still in my underwear, but i needed to get a shower thought out real quick

#original post #Ghost Shower #i said the black metal forest is a place where magic is real so #this is also a thing #and the Ghost Bath #idk! what if you were hiking in the wildnerness for days and you found a nice #kinda old but good shower #in the forest? would you take a dip? #the creek is right there eh #camp maggot

[kyouka-supremacy]

Uhm

#I'm feeling like trash physically I really don't know what to do??? #I have been struggling so much with eating recently but I thought it was normal because of the upcoming exam y'know? #Well yesterday I took the exam and yet the problem??? Didn't magically disappear like I thought??? And now I feel so betrayed?????? #Yesterday I got takeaway at my favorite Chinese restaurant and that's a cup of noodles and eight dumplings #that's my usual order I always take‚ normally that's one meal #This time it took me?? Three meals to finish it??? Because after a while I just feel too nauseous to keep eating???????? #So like. something is wrong™ but I really have no clue what it is or how to fix it... #Plus the entire day I've felt like crying for. no reason lmao. I'm literally crying right now and I have no idea why is that #I can't reason anything that is making me upset currently? So I'm there mentally looking at myself like *awkward monkey meme* #And my head hurts. Like something is wrong but I really can't tell what it is nnnggghhhh this is. not optimal #The worst part is that I feel so nauseous I can't imagine bringing myself to cook because cooking is already a tool alone #and now I'm also supposed to cook when I don't want to eat???? Like how can I convince myself to do that #But obviously I can't stop eating. Alas I STRUGGLE. The food in the fridge is going bad 😭😭😭 #I made sure to change air in my room and I took a shower today so. I don't know what could be causing it really #Anyways if anyone can advice on eating when the thought of eating alone makes you feel nauseous I'll gratefully take it 😭😭 #Not even snacks work btw I was eating nutella and pandoro and who wouldn't love nutella and pandoro #and yet I felt like gagging the whole time... Ugh #The actual worst part is that like this I don't have the strength to study but I really need to study for this huge exam the 14th #random rambles #eating disoder trigger warning #Why is that the recommend tag?? It's missing an r bestie???? #eating disorder trigger warning #eating disorder tw #←← That makes it sound bigger than what it is please don't worry about me it's just a temporary issue!! #Using the tags just in case for blacklisting purposes

[13thpythagoras]

#light being #images that break computers #magic #is real #the light being later chose to grace a random disposable film camera pic my fren took of me on a hike #lesson perhaps being #that we can ask the Universe and receive it #but we receive it on the universe's terms not our own #but know that you will receive what you ask God for #find me a disposable camera flare that looks like this please #I've never seen a camera flare do this #camera flares come out as perfect circles yet this thing is clearly on a ballistic trajectory showering me in golden light #it looks just like the light being I saw but blurred by its crazy fast motion #mind you this thing could not teleport #But it was so much faster than anything I've ever seen in my 3 1/2 decades of life I've seen quite a bit #ufo of tumblr #does it count as a UFO it's tiny? #why not? #also fact that I saw it in an oak tree tell me a faer amount #at the time I had no idea that oak trees were the most spiritually significant type of tree in pagan faiths the world over #but as I've told this account to more and more people I've learned that to be historically true #so we can log this as another reason why Oak trees are considered so sacred #The fairies really seem to like oak trees #fuggit I really like oak trees too #if it make me a prophet that I've seen a fairy I'm cool with that #heavenly energy feels at home around me #get used to it #I stay as woke and enlightened as possible and I'm always down to learn more #lifetime student and lifetime teacher #When I don't know I say I don't know I'm comfortable with that too