#what is this???

[zeestarfishalien]

“I’m obviously the better twin.”

“He’s obviously the better twin.”

Their combined words echoed across the cave far longer in the silence that followed their words than it felt like it should have. It was difficult to tell if any of the other bats and birds were even breathing.

A frown marred Damian’s face, despite having said the same harsh words as his twin. Danny saying the very same words left a sort of bitter taste in his mouth. It wasn’t even the words themselves but more the resignation and dismissal of his own worth that ate at Damian’s gut. Someone stabbing him would have hurt less than Danny’s next words.

“You don’t need someone like me. I’m not motivated enough and all that to be like you guys. I’d just get in the way.”

Dick, ever the one to try to find compromise, spoke up. “There’s more ways to help than just fighting…”

“Listen,” Danny interrupted, “it’s not like I’m dumb but I’m not a genius like you all. I suck at strategy and sitting around on my hands, the only thing I’m really good at is being cannon fodder or a distraction. I’m not competitive or ambitious and I’m certainly not about to start trying to be any of that. That ship has sailed and sunk.”

“Danny, I-“

“It’s fine Damian.” His bitter smile contradicted the words. “It’s important to know one’s own strengths and weaknesses, right?”

#dpxdc #dcxdp #what is this??? #where did it come from? #I have no clue but here it is anyways #non-genius Danny who is hiding that he has powers now #his greatest strength is throwing himself headfirst into a fight and adapting along the way #so like he’s not wrong #he’s just also being kinda a dick about it #demon twins au #danny and damian are twins

[bugtransport]

yeah we're testing out some theories here at the University Hospital. we flooded our autopsy rooms with 1.5" standing water to encourage everyone to work quickly and accurately or else their toesies will get wet and cold. so far it's bumped productivity up massively you won't believe the queue we had building up in the morgue before this

#WHAT IS THIS??? #professional detectivefucker

[aho-dapa]

I'm just gonna say it, ACOMAF Tamlin's outburst is literally a panic attack and it has physical consequences for Feyre BECAUSE OF MAGIC

irl, without magic, Tamlin couldn't have even done that

Also Feyre was only able to shield herself from a magic outburst (not a physical attack) BECAUSE OF MAGIC

#anti sjm #pro tamlin #also i would question if it feels like abuse because of the way Tamlin reacts to it #the language is so.... abuse coded fr #“I'll try to do better”??? #what is this??? #this language implies that this has happened before #but it hasn't #Tamlin literally never does this again until ACOWAR and that's because Feyre is manipulating it out of him #and again #t's not a physical attack against Feyre it's a magical outburst that ends with Tamlin spiraling #acotar era

[diaz911]

I'm so very intrigued by Buck being in civvies cause the only explanation is they aren't working the same shift or Buck is on leave and showed up at work to talk to Eddie and both options are like, WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?!!

Like, we saw Buck in civvies while Eddie was in uniform when he got shot but that was because Eddie got to work like ten minutes early and they rushed out on a call. If Eddie is in the middle of a work-out then he's been at work for awhile so Buck should be in uniform too so like WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?

#Buck you look so intriguing #Vulnerable yet soft yet pleading yet relaxed #What is this??? #Buddie #Eddie Diaz #911 #Evan Buckley #Buck #911 abc #evan buck buckley #my posts

[lightningjo58]

Posts and runs

(I don't like it...)

original below cut

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #disaster twins #art #digital art #what is this??? #help

[shapeshiftinterest]

curious marshadow and giggly clobbopus suggested by my younger siblings

#art mine #2023 art mine #digital art #shapeshiftinterest #pokemong #marshadow #clobbopus #friends #what is this??? #my younger siblings

[bammtoris]

Jake fronts for a full day

#what is this??? #pls take my tablet away #moon knight #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #in a steven voice 'idk what im doing??!' #my art #bammtori draws

[lynariadne]

I was scrolling through Read Riordan and

#what is this??? #this is supposed to be a kid’s book #percy jackson #pjo stuff #pjo #riordanverse #percy jackon and the olympians #rick riordan #chalice of the gods #read riordan

[malewifemanhunter]

he's so delicate and dainty and coquette, look at him shyly drawing patterns on the bar and looking at charlie from under his lashes, so babydoll of him honestly, so nymphet and sweet and lovely, i could put him in the cup of my hands and drink him whole

#i am literally obsessed with this #honestly #what the fuck #twirling his finger like that???? #what is this??? #he looks so fucking #ju #st #god #good fucking god #asjdgagdfgafkqskdgasdfghafd #i wanna drink from him how jesus's disciples drank from that glass of wine #gulp him down #drwon in it #christ man #i can;t #dennis reynolds #iasip #glenn howerton

[hellsite-detective]

Can find any posts from a gimmick blog that disappeared last year by the name of Gooeyposter?

any post? you sure? what's the catch here anon?

either way, i began my search. i went up to Google down at the Search Bar and asked for "tumblr gooeyposter." they looked at me with a confused expression and said their photo search yielded nothin' useful. exasperated, i demanded links. they handed me one link. just one link. the only link mentioning the mysterious "gooeyposter." i checked through some internet archives and found nothin'. Madame Curator's museum had no mention of the elusive Gooey. there was nothin'. just this one post. i filed it away, not wantin' to come back empty handed, but i felt at a loss...

here's... somethin'! i hope this satisfies your hunger, but honestly it only makes my curiosity grow evermore intense. who was this blog? what was their purpose? perhaps the citizens of this great city can explain. either way, have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

#what is this??? #someone help me understand??? #gooeyposter #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed

[onejellyfishplease]

So that weird sea animal list was looking real tempting-

Also the digital circus is so cool! (If I may recommend, LongestSoloEver made a really cool song based on it called No Exit)

firstly! AWESOME ART (love the frilled shark tail especially!)

and secondly!!!

WHY ARE U IN MY BRAIN

IVE LITERALLY BEEN LISTENING TO NO EXIT ON REPEAT FOR THE LAST 5 HOURS!!!!

IT IS AN AWESOME SONG!!!!

#how did u know #i was literally listening to it when i read this ask #what is this??? #witchcraft #witchcraft i say! #asks #searchingforthelamps #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie

[neverinadream]

can we go back to this picture please? total bf vibes!!

#who am i? #what is this??? #what am i doing??? #help

[kalorphic]

Dear Tumblr,

I loathe the new (mobile) update layout.

It’s stupid and ugly.

Unkind regards,

Ella.

#kalorphic rambles #WHAT IS THIS??? #WHY IS THE PROFILE BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE?? #WHY IS THERE A TAB FOR MARKET ??? #WHO BUYS YOUR SHIT ????

[jupiter-ghost]

Me to my husband, watching OFMD S2, seeing the Ed cat scene and him desperately trying to get Stede to be assertive: Is this, is this fan service?! IS THIS WHAT THE STRAIGHTS GET?!

#ofmd #our flag means death 2 #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd spoilers #lgbt relatable #lgbt representation #is this how the straights feel? #what is this??? #ed is a catboy convince me otherwise #thank you OFMD for letting us gays experience fan service targeted at us

[floatin-croc]

Basically, now Rafe is a magical guy

Also

JOE MAMA–

#incredibox #capitan #incredibox xrun #what is this???

[biogist]

hello?

#what is this???