thinking about how crowley did not in fact pull his thing about vavooming and falling in love under an awning in a rainstorm from a richard curtis film because there is not a single richard curtis film with that trope and that he was actually just talking about how he fell in love with aziraphale because what the fuck
Taylor you are so normal and well adjusted. Wanting to be better at manipulating people is a regular thing to desire. What an average and unremarkable teenage girl with a mundane inner monologue you are.
MY COUSIN JUST FUCKING CALLED CAPTAIN CAVIAR COOKIE OVERSALTED FISH EGGS AND MULLED JUICE COOKIE RIPOFF MECHANICAL JESUS, IM WHEEZING AND SOBBING SO HARD