#what the fuck even is this ad anyway

[t33th-t00th]

#tumblr #meme #look at this graph #what the fuck even is this ad anyway #pikachu #pikachu ad

[inkskinned]

it is all chaos and entropy. the thing is that the chaos and entropy make it beautiful and lovely.

yes, it's true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is terrifying. i have lived through some of the unfairness - i got born like this, with my body caving into itself, with this ironic love of dance when i sometimes can't stand up for longer than 15 minutes. i am a poet with hands that are slowly shutting down - i can't hold a pen some days. recently i found a dead bird on our front porch. she had no visible injuries. she had just died, the way things die sometimes.

it is also true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is wonderful. the sheer happenstance that makes rain turn into a rainbow. the impossible coincidence of finding your best friend. i have made so many mistakes and i have let myself down and i have harmed other people by accident. nature moves anyway. on the worst day of my life she delivers me an orange juice sunset, as if she is saying try again tomorrow.

how vast and unknowing the universe! how small we are! isn't that lovely. the universe has given us flowers and harp strings and the shape of clouds. how massive our lives are in comparison to a grasshopper. the world so bright, still undiscovered. even after 30 years of being on this earth, i learned about a new type of animal today: the dhole.

chance echoing in my life like a harmony between two people talking. do you think you and i, living in different worlds but connected through the internet - do you think we've ever seen the same butterfly? they migrate thousands of miles. it's possible, right?

how beautiful the ways we fill the vastness of space. i love that when large amounts of people are applauding in a room, they all start clapping at the same time. i love that the ocean reminds us of our mother's heartbeat. i love that out of all the colors, chlorophyll chose green. i love the coincidences. i love the places where science says i don't know, but it just happens.

"the universe doesn't care about you!" oh, i know. that's okay. i care about the universe. i will put my big stupid heart out into it and watch the universe feast on it. it is not painful. it is strange - the more love you pour into the unfeeling world, the more it feels the world loves you in return. i know it's confirmation bias. i think i'm okay if my proof of kindness is just my own body and my own spirit.

i buried the bird from our porch deep in the woods. that same day, an old friend reaches out to me and says i miss you. wherever you go, no matter how bad it gets - you try to do good.

#writeblr #warm up #i can't write rn but i have SO much words in here bc im reading the chorus of dragons books #(just started book 4) #and this woman's writing is just LIVING in my brain. let me out!!! #(i read roughly like 2-4 books a week usually bc i go on long walks with my dog but when a book is REALLY good like. it eats my life. ) #anyway ...... so like here's a story that idk i've tried to explain to other people as being wild #but maybe im the only one who thinks it is wild??? #so i play pokemon go (i just started in jan) bc i love pokemon and as i have mentioned i walk goblin for like an hour in the morning #and i don't like a lot of fitness trackers due to the fact it makes me .sad. but i also wanted the little digital rewards. enter pokemon go #anyway so they make you make friends to complete quests. so i used a reddit thread. i do not usually use reddit. i don't have an acct #i lurked. i just googled like ''pokemon go reddit '' and randomly added a bunch of numbers #i was on that page for all of 15 minutes. there are THOUSANDS of responses on that page. #here's what's wild: in that group of people. even though i am not on reddit and it was one random event once #it turns out one of those people lives in the town i live in. or at least very close. i only know this because #when we send each other gifts. it's from the same freaking area. #i can't ask them to meet up bc pokemon go doesn't have a messaging app lol but like . what are the fucking chances that #a random person posts in a random reddit thread and HAPPENS to get added by someone ELSE from their SAME TOWN #who by pure fucking CHANCE is ALSO playing pokemon go and looking for friends #i googled it there's only 42000 people in my broad region. the .......... smallness ! of the world!!!

[infizero]

if "sonic x shadow generations" is actually real i will laugh my fucking ass off

#THAT CANT BE THE REAL NAME RIGHT. RIGHT. SEGA YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE. RIGHT #why ''x'' that doesnt even really make sense ToT why not ''sonic & shadow generations'' if ur going w that title #anyways. funniest fucking name ever #sonadow got even more popular after prime and now they're capitalizing on it by releasing yaoi generations. beautiful #srsly tho if this is real i'll be interested to see what they do with it. is it just a generations remaster with added content? #if so judging from the. snort. title i assume there's more stuff involving shadow?? so maybe more stuff from sa2 will be included #or even stuff from shth???? #if they remaster stuff from shth i will lose my fucking mind. hd shadow with a gun WE WILL HAVE WON TRULY #serena.txt

[chipistrate]

How does this keep happening

#Chip Chatter #I wouldn't go and say these are “bad” models #but like- besides Gregory's which is just kinda awkward- they really don't reflect their designs in their 2d art #Cassie especially... her skin tone is right(?) when not under lighting- but her hair is still unforgivable What The Fuck Man #I added a question mark cause like- when you color pick her textures it's right #but something about her model just makes her skin look slightly lighter compared to her 2d art anyway #Steel Wool is good at making models in general- great even!! But they really need to improve on the their human modeling and keeping #the model designs consistent to their art

[oflgtfol]

quick like 3 hour thing to sate my desire to see Narinder But As A Bishop. i tried to emulate the game style as much as possible, and i used shamura and heket as the primary references for the robe design

#shakes him like a squeaky toy. fucked up cat !!! #art #cult of the lamb #narinder cotl #so interesting thing i noticed while looking at the other bishops #so heket is the only one out of her shamura and kallamar that has the horizontal line through the red pupil #but LESHY. while he has his eye covered in this form of his . if you look at his eldritch form with the blindfold off. he also has the #horizontal thing in his pupil then #i thought maybe its the eldritch forms only then but no. even shamura and kallamar's eldritch forms dont have it #so it is strictly a leshy and heket thing #dont know what it means but whatever. thought it'd be neat to include for narinder as well. <3 #WAIT SORRY almost forgot to add what was the actual deciding factor to that rather than just whatever: #narinder's eldritch form does in fact have the horizontal lines in his pupils as well #so that was what made me say whatever to also adding it to his non eldritch bishop form here. <3 #anyway literally boring ass stock pose against a white bg but i just wanted to focus on the design + copying the game style as much as #possible which im actually really happy with. obv i cant do 1:1 but i think i got pretty close. so. :3

[brookheimer]

Roman at Logan’s funeral: All right. Okay, here we go. Let’s do this. Here I am, Roman Roy, doing a eulogy, let’s go. Logan Roy, who was he? What was his deal? Well, he was a man. Uh, he was born in 1938. He died in 2023. One time, he went to a parade, and one time, he smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale. I watched him do it. Truly a remarkable man. Lived a full life, that guy. Just, all the way to the end, which is, uh, now I guess. Really makes you think, though, huh? Life, right? Goes by, stuff happens. Then you die. Okay, well that’s my time, you’ve been great! Tip your waitress! No, I’m just kidding around, there’s no waitress. Now what? I don’t know. [to the coffin] Dad, you got any ideas? Anything? Dad? No? Nothing to contribute? Knock once if you’re proud of me. [silence] Can I just say how amazing it is to be in a room with my father, and I can just talk and talk without him telling me to shut up and fuck off? Hey, Dad, knock once if you think I should shut up. No? You sure? I mean, I don’t want to embarrass you by making this eulogy into a me-logy, so, seriously, if you wanted me to sit down and let someone else talk, just knock. I will not be offended. [silence] No? Your funeral. Sorry about the closed casket, by the way. He wanted an open casket, but uh, you know, he’s dead now, so who cares what he wanted? No, that sounds bad. I’m sorry. I-I think that if he could’ve seen what he looked like dead, he’d agree it’s better this way. [clears throat] Here’s a story. When I was a teenager, I performed a comedy routine for my high school talent show. There was this, uh, cool jacket that I wanted to wear because I thought it would make me look like Albert Brooks. For months, I had wanted this jacket. But when I went to the store it was gone. They had just sold it to someone else. So, I went home and I told my father, and he said, “Let that be a lesson. That’s the good that comes from wanting things.” He was really good at dispensing life lessons that always seemed to circle back to everything being my fault. But then, on the day of the talent show, my father had a surprise for me. He had bought me the jacket. Even though he didn’t know how to say it, I know this meant that he loved me. Now that’s a good story about my father. It’s not true, but it’s a good story, right? I stole it from an episode of Maude I saw when I was a kid, where she talks about her father. I remember when I saw it, thinking, “That’s the kind of story I want to tell about my parents when they die.” But I don’t have any stories like that. All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. When you’re a kid, you convince yourself that maybe the grand gesture could be enough, that even though your parents aren’t what you need them to be over and over and over again, at any moment, they might surprise you with something… wonderful. I kept waiting for that, the proof that even though my father was a hard man, deep down, he loved me and cared about me and wanted me to know that I made his life a little bit brighter. Even now, I find myself waiting. Hey, Dad, knock once if you love me and care about me and want me to know I made your life a little bit brighter. [silence] My dad would hate it if he knew that I spent so much time at his funeral talking about myself. Or maybe he’d think it was funny that his idiot son couldn’t even do this right. Who knows? He left no instructions for what he wanted me to say. All I know is he wanted an open casket, and his idiot son couldn’t even do that right. I’m not gonna stand up here and pretend I ever understood how to please that man, even though so much of my life has been wasted in vain attempts to figure it out.

#if the funeral episode isn’t just roman reciting the entirety of free churro then what’s even the fucking point. #anyways i could’ve added more but tumblr won’t let me post a longer paragraph than this lol #considered framing this like a script leak but figured that would be cruel so you’re all welcome for the lack of clickbait #anyways. go watch bojack horseman #succession #succession spoilers #bojack #bojack horseman #roman roy #logan roy #free churro #long post #ALSO CRAZY FACT THE OG EULOGY SAID BOJACKS MOM (who the speech is about) ALSO WAS BORN IN 1938!!! #SAME YEAR AS LOGAN #the year of abusive parents #i hope this finds the target audience. the center of the bojack succession venn diagram etc #100

[chickenoptyrx]

I added trunks to that last doodle and uuhhhh.. wasted a buncha time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#my bullshit #idk what theyre talkin about but its probably dumb #ill probably see somethin horribly wrong in like half an hour and hate my life. but #*posts now anyways* #sunova bitch i knew it i fucking didnt even do the gd gemstones! #ok did the gemstone things #cant wait to realize what obv thing i messed up next :D #aaaaand iv added a buncha the same squares i always add instead of a real background :U #god forbid i just. wait to post somethin til im sure i dont wanna tweak it any more #no no its WAY better to just constantly edit #then have several slightly different versions floatin around out there #lol hate. hate that i am like this #trunks #broly #theyre friends cause who cares

[not-another-robin]

I CANNOT let my father see those stupid arkham files game ads. He has boardgame autism he wouldn't stand a chance

#they keep showing me the ads >:[ FUCK YOU!!! i refuse to let my dad spend $100 on me #also i am too stupid to understand most complex games #like u wonder why i haven't continued my telltale let's play..... #its not even complicated it my brain just doesn't understand #anyway what if i made more stupid personal posts on here. look at my life boy

[thenegoteator]

#they keep sending me to that stupid new client #at this point i've left the same feedback in various tones like. more times than i can count on two hands #if your email client puts a fucking ad at the top of my inbox that looks like an unread email. and i can't mark it as unread #and clicking on it even in accident sends me straight to the advertiser's site #and i have no idea what kind of tracking there is. and it's linked TO MY EMAIL ACCOUNT HELLO #that's hateful i'm sorry #i will say it seems like they're listening to me lol #initially the ad looked exactly like an email and i left feedback that said 'this feels illegal' and now there's a little box that says 'ad #but like #in what universe would i ever switch from something where i see no ads to something where i see ads #like at that point i'd rather use my browser where i can at least block em??? #anyway. this has been my private little war for the past few months. and i will continue on this hill until i inevitably die here #she speaks

[kiwichaeng]

WIP Wednesday

Thank you for the tags @heartstringsduet @lemonlyman-dotcom @fallout-mars @im-overstimulated-and-im-sad <33

“Are you going to hover over me the entire night? Am I going to find you looking down at me at 3 am?” Carlos’ tone is light as he finishes sits down heavily on the edge of the bed. He doesn’t hide the wince as well as he thinks. TK remains quiet in the corner.  Carlos looks up when he doesn’t get a response. He tilts his head and looks at TK curiously.  “What are you doing all the way over there? I know you don’t need to sleep but I would feel better if you didn’t stare at me from the corner the entire night.” TK knows it’s in good faith, that they’ve come leaps and bounds since they met and if nothing else else, the humour in Carlos’ eyes would give it away but tonight, all TK can do is play back the evening’s event in his mind over and over.  He knows Carlos has noticed it. He had kept on shooting glances at TK the entire time at the hospital as he was being treated to the point where the doctor had asked him if he was looking for someone.   The white bandages peaks out from under Carlos’ collar and TK’s eyes are fixed on them like a moth to a flame.  This is on him, that he got someone as good as Carlos tangled up in his mess. He should never have followed him home, never forced him into helping and should have— He should never have gotten attached.   “I have to go. You should too,” TK murmurs in the quiet room and made for the door. He doesn’t look at Carlos once as he slipped out of the room. “What— TK wait,” He can hear the confusion in Carlos’ voice turn into panic. “Where are you going?”  With a heavy heart, TK ignores the calls and keeps walking straight ahead down the empty hallway.  “TK,” Carlos whispers loudly from behind him but TK doesn’t turn back. It is only when he hears a sharp inhale and a wince does he stop.

open tag and no pressure tags under the cut <3

@liminalmemories21 @lightningboltreader @orchidscript @strandnreyes @reyesstrand @paperstorm @carlos-in-glasses @carlos-tk @ladytessa74 @three-drink-amy @chicgeekgirl89 @theghostofashton @redshirt2

#lemme know if you wanna be added or removed from the tag list <3 #I have been writing in snippets these past few days and I just need to sit down and compile everything as well as fill in the missing blank #also I don't really edit as I go so the snippets I post on here may change a bit in the final draft or even look completely different #What I'm trying to say is that I'm aware they need polishing #anyway! this obviously takes place slightly down the imaginary timeline I keep on fucking around with #also I am in such a writing mood right now but I also have a shit ton of work to do like...gotta suffer now #evie's writing #autopsy fic

[hailsatanacab]

Wip Wednesday babeeyy

eyy I've finally remembered that wip wednesday exists!! here's some proof that i'm working on something, and that something is the follower milestone gift i said i was going to do and i promise i'm doing it! i'm doing it it's happening i promise! so here's a little taster!!!! and here's Part One if you want a refresher!

And then the kid just vanishes.

In the blink of an eye, in the time it takes for him to look down, screw his face up because this is all confusing as fuck, and look back up, he’s just gone. There’s nowhere to hide, there’s nowhere to go, Jason can see everywhere around him—but he can’t see Danny.

“Well… shit."

“What, what happened?” Dickybird hisses in his ear, the unsaid, exasperated “now” very clear in his voice. 

As much as he loathes to admit it, Jason is feeling very much the same way right now. What was meant to be a simple case of “investigate the potential child abuse and put an end to it” has instead become something… less simple. When is it ever simple in his life?

Still. If working with supers, metas, vigilantes, whatever, has taught Jason anything, it’s that just because you can’t see someone doesn’t mean they’re not there.

“Hey, kid… Danny. Listen, I’m not here to hurt you and if you’re still here, if you can still hear me, then, I don’t know, do you want to get a bite to eat or something? I just want to talk. I just want to figure out what’s happening.”

Jason doesn’t hold his breath. 

Okay, no, that’s a lie. Jason holds his breath, but he swears he’s holding it so he can more accurately hear if Danny is still around. That’s all it is, he’s not attached to this kid already. He’s not.

When no answer comes—not even a whisper of a breath or the scuff of a sneaker on the pavement—he suppresses a frustrated growl and opts instead to breathe deeply and pinch the bridge of his nose.

“So…” Tim begins, drawing out the word.

The urge to growl—hell, the urge to pull out his comms and smash them on the floor—grows.

“The kid’s a meta, then. Potential powers including but not limited to: invisibility or teleportation. You think he’s still there?” There’s no reason for the kid to still be around, not at all. If it was Jason, he’d have scattered as soon as he realised the stranger impersonating his dad wasn’t the guy he thought was impersonating his dad, and honestly, wasn’t that extra fucked up? That someone impersonates people in this town often enough that it’s not a surprise? The way Danny spoke about him… What was his name?

Amorpho. Amorphous. Without shape. 

A shapeshifter?

Whatever. It’s a mystery for another time, because there’s still a more pressing mystery in front of him.

Or,. rather, not in front of him.

Yes, there’s no reason for Danny to still be here, but…

Jason sighs. 

“I’m going to Bat—Nasty Burger. Really? Is that the best burger joint here? Nasty Burger? Whatever, I’m going to get some fucking fries.”

Jason feels fucking stupid talking the air like this. He must look fucking stupid, too, but the thing is… There’s a prickling on the back of his neck, a rolling taste of green on his tongue when he glances through his peripheral, the vague weight of an unseen eyes on him. 

Call it wishful thinking, call it a hunch, call it something else, but Danny’s still here.

“There’ll be a burger waiting for you, too, if you want it. My treat.” Jason turns in a full circle, examining everything in his surroundings. Nothing seems out of place, nothing screams wrong to him. “I just want to talk.”

He waits for a full minute with no success, which makes Jason feel even more stupid, before clicking his tongue and making his way to the, hopefully ironically named, Nasty Burger.

#dpxdc #wip wednesday #lol i've been trying to post this for ages #even thought i should make a new day - fuck i forgot about wip wednesday friday #might still do that tbf haha #hailsatanacrab🦀🦀writes #so here we go!!! #idk if i'll delete this later - is that what people do with wip weds?? idk #uh but here we are #please give me some motivation i'm at a wall and i'm banging my head against it 🙏🙏 #uh. also. this silly little wip that i had no idea how to follow on from what i'd added to the prompt #is now like 12k long and growing more and more #why do i do this to myself #everything just becomes so big woof #anyway enjoy!!

[mchi22]

minor details in splatoon 3 maps

more details: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

#since splat 2 ive been taking screenshots of details in maps but adding photo mode to recon is a fucking game changer #splatoon #splatoon 3 #dude idk what to tag this lol #splatoon photography #is that a thing. do people do that. #anyway. i kept the map name on display but if u wanna know where something specifically is just ask #oh and btw yes. i do believe thats a grilled salmonid in the 4th pic #and another thing. if theres interest and probably even if there isnt i have Many more pics i might post

[dummerjan]

i just came across ai covers on youtube and people are requesting songs in the comments instead of getting enraged and i am further losing hope in humanity and turning to misanthropy

#meins #for a minute i got really excited about henning may singing take me to church :( #i hate people #have you no appreciation for or understanding of art? clearly not. #why would you want to listen to an ai generated song? even if it sounds like your favourite singer it's not them #it has no feelings to meaning to intention. it is empty and soulless #reading the booklet for sinéad o'connor's album of traditional irish and folk songs gave me so much appreciation for her #she wrote a little bit about each song. why she chose it or what it means to her. #it has added so much to my enjoyment of those songs and i think of it whenver i listen to it #they were chosen with intention with love with a deep appreciation for the music and lyrics and there is a story behind it all #it is art and love and human #i see aboslutely no appeal in ai generated 'music' or 'art' #and i hate that i fell for it for a minute #i was sceptical because i had never heard of henning may covering hozier and since it wasn't just 20-60 sec i am certain #i would have heard about it by now #and something was just a little bit... unsatisfying? something was missing which does apply to a lot of cover songs #(i could go on hour long rants about why people fuck up danny boy (and sinéad o'connor does it best (because she actually takes her time) #or trash madonna's version of don't cry for me argentina (again a song ruined for by everybody else but sinéad - once she has sung somethin #i have a hard time enjoying it by anybody else. the parting glass is an exception. hozier's version is phenomenal)) #but! henning may not giving it his all for a cover? unlikely. very unlikely. #anyway this concludes my tuesday night rant. rather here in the tags than some poor person's inbox. #or i would have kept fuming by myself for another hour or two

[peppermintpegis]

netflix one piece live action feels a little like fanfic in that it makes sure it hits all the important notes but doesnt do all the work to make them hit which works in fic where the reader is supposed to bring all the emotional story investment from the original but doesnt work in a multi million adaptation that is supposed to be able to stand on its own or even serve as an intro to the series. it even does this in service to have more koby and helmeppo gay moments in this essay i w

#one piece #opla #the fleshing out of koby and helmeppo is like honestly good its a beacon of light its truly really fun #and all the actors are great it is just what they are given . #they didnt let nami do any real betraying. they didnt even have her steal the merry!! she just stole the map that they added in!!!! #ddont get me started on the gutting of sanjis intro. i dont give a shit about if don krieg appears or not i need to see this guy fuckin #feed the hand thats about to kill him im going to start shaking like a dog. #im almost madder krieg appeared for just a little id rather have that time be used for. anything else really. #like have one of arlongs guys starved half to death when they get to arlong park!or idk anything! no gin appears look its gin! you know him #sanji doesnt even get to beat the shit out of a shitty guest. like i guess he does a little but it feels so blink and you miss it #+the first like two eps were good!! buggys great hes scary and weird and fun. i dont mind that he sticks around longer in theory #but the way he is comedic relief instead of basically every character having funny bits is like. ahghhhgggg. its a symptom of this really #mean and edgy feeling the whole thing has. like the removal of people missing usopps pirate calling :( and how cocoyashi didnt know #nami was working to help them. like p. please. can we have caring and bonds in this world?? trust and love??? #anyway. sorry for having expectations of a netflix show im so close to putting this into a more proper form rather than tags. just to get i #all out of my system cause fuck man. #anyway solid 7/10 not as bad as it couldve been

[marivenah]

when the snow is painted red, know that means we'll be together again (x)

[ » little snippet under the cut ]

Waiting.

Waiting for a train that never stops. Always passing by. Always empty.

Waiting until the snow stays atop the ground. He will make it happen. He promised.

Now they’re alone. Pink and blue fill the underground station but leave her hollow. The colours freeze on her skin, the cold ever-growing, threatening to swallow her whole. But she remains. Not daring to give up. He had asked her of it. As long as she shines for him, he will be there. He promised to give her everything of him.

But he broke it.

The passing train seems endless. There’s no noise, no wind that drags her hair along, that lets the soft fabric of her coat dance. It moves at high speed, yet time slows down.

When it does finally pass her, it reveals something on the other side of the railway. Her stomach drops at the sight.

Someone.

Waiting.

Everything goes black. Sól takes the device off her head. Like a flashlight, sight comes back to her. It strains her eyes, causing her to rub them harshly. Will she ever get used to this stupid thing?

“What did you see?” Harrison asks, arms crossed over his chest.

It’s always the same.

“Sofia?”

Sól drags her palms over her face, sighing heavily, “You said it shows me memories. I don’t know what I saw, but they aren’t true.”

“Maybe you refuse to remember him the way he truly was”, he says, making it sound more like a statement than a question. Truly? How could she not remember? The note, the gun, the cracked window, the air almost leaving her lungs. She swallows hard. And still, all she feels is confusion rather than pain.

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#x: i'll give you everything of me #myedit* #this is a love story 😀👍 #he's not evil he's just a lil confused hope this helps <3 #once every few years i'll drop some original stuff and then never mention it again #yes this is the thing i talked about in the music monday post #don't look at me don't perceive me #original stuff makes me even more nervous 😭 #anyways i love the setting because you can add so much fucked up stuff to it where you don't know what's real and what isn't #i added some symbolism too maybe someone can spot it lol #got inspired when i saw mika's edit yesterday so thank you for that 🙈