#what theeee fuck!!!!

[ryan-sometimes]

I think my dog accidentally got the cat software update because why is he like this

#he just likes being tall #I almost had a fucking heart attack when I saw him on the balcony #like dude what theeee fuck??

[hazardsoflove]

me and the mutuals rn

#WHAT THEEEE FUCKING HELL PUT THAT SHIT ON SPOTIFY BOY #r.txt

[eyestrain-addict]

I need more insane lestat fanfics. I need him to be obsessing over Louis to a -not even toxic, beyond toxic. RADIOACTIVE- level. I need him thinking fucked up thoughts in his fucked up head. Like I need the horror of his love for louis written down.

... but I suppose since I have read the few that fit this description, I'll just read Hannibal fics and pretend 😔

#theres this one fic i have in my bookmarks that is one of theeee best iwtv fics ive ever read. and it hasnt updated in a year. #the author went MIA i hope they arent dead or sumn #some lestat pov fics are good. but he isnt fucked up enough. i knoooooowwww hes thinking sick and twisted thoughts #hannibal levels of fucked! which is why to satisfy my craving for horrific love i guess ill go read some hannigram #“okay but its not what i wanted >:(” #iwtv #lmao #i wish i could write but sadly i cannot #words come to me like... yeah.

[ban-joey]

oh they sure do show keelhauling in black sails

#black sails #s4e3 #um. wow #not a torture method i anticipated seeing onscreen ever but holy hell did it serve its narrative purpose #what theeee fuck #haha this is why i have to take long breaks btwn episodes #extremely well done and also DEEPLY TRAUMATIZING #i get excited bc im like oh hey! i see what they're setting up with the ropes! neat! #and then. oh no. #anyway rip ray stevenson. dude did the best blackbeard of all time imo

[sunblazes]

I could talk for a whillee abt how good I think family in flames was in fh s1

#i.really love the jail scenes. perfect mixture of funny escape scenes #and inncrredible scenes with the parents. #i think fig and sandralynn at this time are so interesting how fig rejects her reaching out and how sandralynn looked just like fig when she #was younger... the clear sadness of sandralynn that fig pushes her away again. the blame fig puts on her for gorthalax leaving #SOOO GOOD #amd then the fabian and bill scene BROTHER..... #i fucking LOVE that scene and what i love so much is they never get a chance to even talk abt it before hes killed #bc bill starts the fight but fabian finishes it its all fabians frustration and i reallylike when bill tries to get up after fabian stops #and fabian just beats him fown again LOVE IT SO BAD people do not talk abt it enough #and like thats only the prison scenes. the scene where adaine finds out shes the oracle is sooo good and WHERE THEY FINF OUT GOLDENHOARD god #ITS SO GOODDD the reveal is so crazy good #AND THEN THEEEE FJCJVNGJ. THE ATTACKS ON THE HOUSES. its genuinely so fucking stressful they need to do more shit like that i rememeber #shitting myself watcjing it likeee #fabians scenes CRAZY going for his mother and his fatehr dies #EMILY FIRST TIME CRYING ON D20 AND IT WAS SO GOOD her and her mommmmm..... she realises how shes just a personnn...oh i feel ill #figs reluctance tk go to the faeth house at all.Ugh.UGHHHH #RIZ FINDINNG OUT ABT HIS DADDDD oh my lorddd #anywayUmm to anyone who read this..im so sorry i love to talk

[dinlukewarrior]

unpopular opinion but anakin had literally negative rizz padme was just horny

#theeee corniest mf in the galaxy #I know she was like 'god forgive me for what I'm about to do' #public enemy number one of 'I wanna fuck you so bad it makes me look stupid' #anidala slander #padme amidala #Anakin Skywalker #aotc #rotj

[kirinoha]

.

#holy christ I just saw THEEEE most chronically online never felt the gentle warmth of a nice sunny day on your skin take I think ever posted #PARAGRAPHS AND PARAGRAPHS AND PARAGRAPHS when a simple 'why do you care' would have sufficed #its astounding what matters to you people and i mean that with malice #touching grass is not enough you people need new organs to create a shift dynamic enough to break you out of these cycles #maybe a full blood transfusion with someone whose life doesn't revolve around performative anger or dunking on internet strangers #i just genuinely want to know where you get the energy to CARE about something so fucking innocuous #how do you maintain friends with this constant anger burning in your heart there's no way it doesn't bleed into the rest of your life #I was gonna stay up and read for a bit but just seeing the depths this person went to emptied my reserves good NIGHT #i hope that op finds joy in the mundane someday or dies like one of the two

[chrisbangs]

the american dream (the song) by sundial made me bawl my eyes out... 😞🫂 i really recommend it to any pocs reading this...

#😞 the chorus... #if you're a poc who moved to a primarily yt country when u were a kid ... give it a listen lol #cause yeah 😞 #man... #what theeee fuck 😭🗣️ #li.txt

[gayfrasier]

OH. WHATS THIS? ITS THE WILSON WAS IN A PORNO SIDEPLOT WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

#WHHHAAATTT THEEEE FUUUUCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #WHY DID NOBODY MENTION THIS. IT HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING SEMI TRUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. #GET HIS VERTIGO POSTER BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #hatecrimes md lb

[heirloommtomatoes]

colin morgan making merlin’s voice deeper and getting absolutely jacked for season 5 was incredibly cunty of him 

#THEEEE acting choices of all time #watching s5 ep3 and his forearms????? #'so gwen just mysteriously got locked in the kitchens which just mysteriously caught fire?' HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP #AND HES LIKE. BROADER THAN BRADLEY JAMES STANDING NEXT TO HIM LMFAAOO #suuuuuch a good episode #merlin not giving any fucks in s5 is so good #also arthur and merlin's dynamic in this season is soooooo fun and interesting to watch #like they're the most comfortable they've ever been with each other #their dynamic in this season makes the other seasons ALL feel like build up #and this season very much feels like exactly what they are - two best friends who have been singular to each other for a decade #they bicker literally 24/7 and sometimes genuinely angrily argue but it's all from a place of love #and they'll be yelling at each other and two seconds later saying how they'll protect each other or die trying lmfao #married couple energy fr #but at the same time merlin is drifting away becoming lost in his obsession w the prophecy #and finding it harder and harder to lie to arthur about his magic #it's hard to watch bc it's sad but it's acted and done so well that i also can't look away #EVEN WHILE YOU WERE KING THERE WAS MAGIC AT THE HEART OF CAMELOT GO OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!! #screaming crying throwing up etc #anyway <3 #merlin #ellie yodels #the episode ending with arthur basically about to fist merlin ..... do NOT @ me for that until u watch the last 30 seconds of the episode #i am kidding but i am also not bc its INCREDIBLY funny

[rahullkohli]

listening to a podcast episode about jared the subway guy and when it's done i need to clean my brain with bleach and then watch something that does not have a single child in it because i can't

#what the fuck #what the fuckkk #what theeee fuckkkkkkkk #annika's adventures

[scare-ard--sleigh]

also saying this is so earnest that it makes me wanna vom but i like,,,, miss being in a fandom where people like my ocs as much as i do wwweehhh

#silver jelly #i'm 90000000% talking about arch*r and honestly i need to just rewatch and get back into it full swing y'all are so supportive and kind <3 #like idk i don't want to sound ungrateful for the people who Do like/are interested in my op oc i just........... #okay. i really enjoy hearing about people's ocs i really really honestly do; it is for real one of my favorite things. #i'm a storyteller and i LOVE stories; i would be dead without stories. #and i really enjoy when people infodump about the lore!! but i dooooooo notice when i've asked like a dozen questions about Their Guy and #they haven't said one word to me about mine. and that's happening;;;;;;; kind of a lot with these new op people . #i just feel like theeee world's biggest tool being like 'so what do u think about my guy/this plot thing/etc' idk maybe i'm being silly. #and i should probably noooooooottttt be venting about that Here ashdjbfubh i don't think anyone's trying to be mean or doing it #on purpose i guess i just. i thought there'd be like a;;; click? maybe? putting this into words feels so stupid lmao it's fucking crazy how #much of my ego i put on other people caring about my guy. my therapist is nooooot gonna like that jfmbjgbkgm #anyway !! i might spend some time developing my guy and figure out if there's something else that might give me the feeling i want #i've worked so hard making a story that i think is cool and frankly;;; i deserve attention for it jmbjfgkbmg #maybe there's somewhere else that has better rapport like op is popular there's gotta be some somewhere for ocs . #god don't make me take up rp again i won't fucking do it . #anyway maybe tomorrow i'll watch arch*r and do some research (and think about how funny an op crossover would be <3)

[kasarian]

huh searching has changed

#theeee. the fucking. th. what the hell im having trouble typing hold on #the font. #yea #kasarian speaks

[pillowfriends]

HELLO???????

Rand/Avi real??????????? also DRAGONS?????? but more importantly RAND HAD SEX??? WITH AVIENDHA?? DID I START READING A FANFIC ON ACCIDENT what theeee fuck. (positive)

#wheel of time #the fires of heaven #rand al'thor #aviendha #aviendha x rand #wot book spoilers

[firenati0n]

cause you're classic, and i'm reckless

by firenati0n on ao3

T | 5.4k

tags: actor au, first kiss, fluff, alex pov, banter, falling in love

“I've, actually, uh. I've never done this before.” At this, Henry stops short, takes a second as his gaze moves up and to the left, trying to recall something. “I've seen your films. You most certainly have done intimate scenes.” Alex clears his throat. He hopes his nerves aren't completely obvious, the slight waver in his voice about to give him away. “Yeah, well. Never with a man, so. Not at this scale, anyway.” “Would it help to, er, practice?" Henry winces a little as he says it, which does not inspire confidence. But Alex is shocked nonetheless. What the fuck?

xoxo roop

P.s. this was absolutely inspired by THEEEE ryan gosling/rachel mcadams MTV 2005 video. You know the one.

also tagging some folks who expressed interest in this don't mind me <3 ilysm

@sail-not-drift @onward--upward @suseagull04 @littlestar2911 @welcometololaland @dragonflylady77 @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @ninzied @sherryvalli @piratefalls @indestructibleheart @onthewaytosomewhere @heybuddy-drabbles @priincebutt @cactusdragon517 @junebugclaremontdiaz @kiwiana-writes @rmd-writes @eusuntgratie @cha-melodius @bigassbowlingballhead @getmehighonmagic @celeritas2997 @nontoxic-writes @porcelainmortal @4rthurfox

#rwrb fic #fics #rwrb #rwrb fanfiction #roop writes #fic: kissing as practice #hope you love it xoxo #my longest fic yet #kind of came tumbling out randomly and unplanned #thank you to my friends for always uplifting and encouraging me #i love you guys so much

[tokio-motel]

GOOD MORNINGGGG(istg if you dont reply to those tiktoks imma-)

ANYWAY i woke up and had an idea for u cuz im so smart and imma give it to you

so lemme get theeee mcflurry and a big mac(full band headcannons) with a bf who just be maddddd clingy and they love it like all the time but thing is if someone does it a lot then they bound to need space and they thought if they told reader to stop he finna be sad

BUT sooner or mf they yell(not yell yell) for reader to stop for just a god damn minute and readers just like "ok🤷🏾" AND WALKS AWAY AND DOESNT HUG OR KISS THEM FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK(hell even two)💀💀💀💀like they will sit next to bro and he doesn't even lean on them😭🤚🏾

like he aint mad or nothin he just took it really literally😭

add anything you want like duhhh

BAND X CLINGY READER

teehee hii😈 you send me like 10 tiktoks in under a minute bro

BILL:

・He genuinely does love when your clingy

・Bro is clingy asf himself oml-

・Yet everybody needs alone time to themselves, and eventually he would just feel the need to be alone

・He really didn't want to hurt your feelings, he knew this was your way of showing your love, but he would eventually get overwhelmed.

・At first he'd try giving you small hints, like when he would say he wanted to go out for a walk. Yet everytime you wanted to come along and he didn't have the willpower to ask to go alone.

・He puts up with it for a little longer before he reaches a breaking point.

"M/N! Please just leave me alone for a second holy fuck-"

"Oh, okay."

・He'd feel relieved you weren't mad at him

・Yet after a day- hell maybe even a few hours- he's craving that touch again.

・Like sitting next to you on the couch just waiting for you to hold his hand or cuddle him VKYXWUHWVEE

・You took u alot of his time so now that you didn't hang out with him as much he felt surprisingly lonley.

TOM:

・Less patient than Bill.

・Babe he loves your touch, kissing you and holding you and snuggling you and-

・He won't admit it but he's actually quite clingy too.

・He really loves his alone time though, especially if its spent playing his guitar. He just likes to be alone to relax his mind

・Gives you a few subtle warnings, telling you he "has to clear his mind" and "needs to relax"

・Yet you would still cling to his shoulders like a koala. He loved you soso much and didn't want to hurt your feelings but he felt almost suffocated.

・Telling you he's going somewhere only for you to say "Ah, where are you going? Can I come too?"

"Can I go anywhere without you following me?!"

・lol ok

・You shrugged and walked away from him, he wanted to tell out your name and call you back but he also wanted time to himself

・Feels anxious when you don't hug or kiss him like you used to, he's afraid you'll break up with him or something.

GEORG:

・He'd get overwhemles pretty quickly

・No no, don't get him wrong, he absolutely loves hugging you. But sometimes he would rather hangout and talk instead of snuggling for hours.

・So if you ask to go out with him somewhere he doesn't care at all at first, actually encouraging you to come along with him.

・But, like Tom, he loves to be alone.

・It's just comforting for him to be in a quiet area with nobody else.

・Bro gives no warnings, just flat out says "Can you not touch me right now..?"

"My bad."

・He's happy you understand him and don't just yell at him. He's happy you respect his boundaries

・He finds himself missing your touch, how you would kiss him all over his cheeks and lips or how you would play with his hair when yo would cuddle.

・HE THINKS YOUR MAD AT HIMMMMMMMM

・He's kinda scared to ask you to start giving him attention again

・You seem fine so...shouldnt he feel fine too?

(he doesn't)

GUSTAV:

・KJHBECJJLEFCBLUIEHRCLKUWEBDCLJHWEDCMKWEDCBMJDCMJWEDBM

・He absolutely loves your affection, doesn't care if he's doing something he will stop and hold you if that's what you want.

・He just feels so safe and happy in your armssss

・Sometimes he just needs a little break, like maybe a few hours or a day to himself.

・He always feels bad about this though, he loves you more than anything and doesn't wanna push you away.

・He'd give so many hints because he doesn't wanna hurt your feelings omfg

・Eventually just tells you flat out, even though his heart is pounding.

"I just need to be alone, M/N!" "That's fine."

・He doesn't know whether to be confused or relieved, he's a mix of both.

・He misses your affection so bad wtf...

・Just wants to pick you up and cuddle while watching a movie, but he's waiting for you to make a move but you want to respect him and-

・its very confusing.

#tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel x male reader #tokio hotel x you #tokio hotel #bill kaulitz #bill kaulitz x male reader #bill kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz x non binary reader #bill kaulitz x you #tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz x male reader #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz x y/n #tom kaulitz x you #georg listing #georg listing x male reader #georg listing x non binary reader #georg listing x reader #gustav schäfer #gustav schäfer x male reader #gustav schäfer x non binary reader #gustav schäfer x reader #gustav schafer x reader #x male y/n #x reader #x male reader