im sorry red valley
also i kiss SAYER and greater boston passionately
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Can you please draw John missing a leg or a arm
Stop hurting this man more than he already is, why you cultists are all gathering at my base really, you've no idea I have other 4 in the ask box who want blood or pain from this little babygirl.
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usagi and yukichi both stronger than me
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"Why did I ask? Why? Why?"
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T'anks so much, lad...
*steps out and immediately grabs you by the throat, slamming you against the wall*
Throw a dog biscuit at me, will ya?
*grips tighter around your trachea, squeezing as a smile grows sharp and crooked on his face, the violins swelling with sound in his ears*
Lookit choo...Lettin' the big bad wolf out. Kept yer word, yes, s'pose that means I could let you breathe. *loosens a bit*
*struggles in his grip and whines, holding onto his arms*
Ahh.. Aren't you scary! You're not going to hurt me. You'd end up breaking a perfectly good toy, after all
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okay i did not realize how thirsty yall were for sun and moon jesus christ
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im on pc looking at tumblr but then got bored and opened tumblr on my phone am i fucking stupid or what
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i put suit dance lyrics into a neural network text generator and it gave me porn dialogue
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me asking for messages to interact with my thousands of followers and try to make friends: send me secrets!
my followers: my secret is show us your ass
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rói has me terrified of berserk now
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got excited bc i had messages on here...
it was the porn bots
it's always the porn bots
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Speaking of tea, I bought some green tea kitkats.
They taste like tea so I don’t like them… But modern settings Kuja would.
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This candle I got for $2.50 has no hot throw 😔
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The last thing I expected to happen today was for the queen to die.
The most realistic thing was to open tumblr and find meme after meme about it.
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goodbye tata 💔
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