When Nandor undoes his wishes, Marwa should stab him. Not kill him. Just run him through the middle with a sword so hard it pins him to the wall and then leave him there.
Marwa deserves to stab Nandor and Nandor deserves to be stabbed.
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See the full thing and the sequel on Patreon! (18+ only)
Guillermo, unzipping his pants: I have to do everything in this goddamn house
(ID in alt and under cut!)
1. A cropped drawing covered by the Patreon logo showing Nandor panting, mouth open, as a gray faceless person forces his head back by the hair.
2. Guillermo sitting on a solid gold toilet in a fairly nice bathroom with a stand up double shower and a "baño sweet baño" needlework on the wall. There is also a skylight in the ceiling where we can clearly see Nandor bent over the bar in the man cave, drooling and grinning as the gray humanoid behind him yanks at his hair. Nandor shouts, "Guillermooooo!!" With a little heart and pants out, "Guillermo, do you see?? Do you see me, Guillermo?" Guillermo himself has fully turned his head away from the skylight, both hands up to shield that side of his vision as he turns bright red. Text next to him reads "Jesus fucking Christ"
3. View from behind Nandor at the bar, his shoulders rolling by some rhythmic motion as he calls out "Guillermo!" In obvious delight. His eyes shine above a big grin as Guillermo slams open the door to the man cave and marches in, sweater already unbuttoned and now working on unzipping his pants. He mutters angrily to himself, "can't believe you spent a wish on some faceless fucking machine when I'm right here, all you had to do was ask--" /end ID
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It was fun to have WWDITS as an episode of Go Flip Yourself, but does anyone else wish our usual camera crew was there, too? Like the two crews are competing for the same subjects and getting in each other's ways. We could have a lot of fun with that.
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When Harvey showed up on set, the costume and makeup people had only been given pictures of his audition outfit to work off of.
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did i make an entire youtube channel to upload 1 video of nandor. yes. yes i did.
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Chapters: 15/15
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
Characters: Guillermo de la Cruz, Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Laszlo Cravensworth, Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Colin Robinson, The Guide (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Baron Afanas (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Ghost of Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Sean Rinaldi, Charmaine (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
Additional Tags: Guillermo is Nandor's "Grigor", Past Lives, Shameless plundering of vampire romance tropes, Francis Ford Coppola's Nandermo?, be warned this will get soppy, Nandor is a big tsundere-ass himbo, I just want good things for Memo, Happy Ending, mangled farsi and spanish, (mostly) canon compliant to the end of S5
Series: Part 2 of Holu
Summary:
After a few awkward blunders in the vampire household, it is revealed that Nandor has his very own "Grigor" (or Jesk?). But unlike Nadja, he's never made a big deal of it.
I may have spent the last two weeks or so binge-writing a cheesy 23K Nandermo fic. This idea refused to leave me alone and now i’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem 😊
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honestly I think Jonathan would do fine as the prisoner of Colin Robinson. this man is a lawyer and more specifically a property lawyer. he’s probably endured hours and hours of Colin Robinson-esque droning in text form alone. I’m not saying he wouldn’t be bored by Colin Robinson, I just think after having his brain melted by the bar exam he’s built up a resistance to having his energy sapped by mind-numbingly dull conversations and honestly depending on the subject matter he may very well not be affected at all. also he is British so I believe that he is conditioned to nod along politely to whatever is being said no matter how much he’d like to scream out of boredom.
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