that’s what he says right before he kills ppl
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Chapters: 2/10
Fandom: Abbott Elementary (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Melissa Schemmenti/Original Female Character(s)
Characters: Barbara Howard, Melissa Schemmenti, Ava Coleman (Abbott Elementary), Kristen Marie (Abbott Elementary), Janine Teagues, Gregory Eddie, Jacob Hill, Original Characters, Gary (Abbott Elementary)
Additional Tags: mentions of sickness, Sex Club, Mommy Kink, Fluff and Smut, Shameless Smut, Romance, breakdown - Freeform, Strap-Ons, Praise Kink
Summary:
Forced to take time off work after a breakdown, Melissa finds herself taking her sisters advice and going to an sex club which her sister had mentioned, just to prove that Kristen Marie has terrible ideas. There she finds a new place to let loose and a woman she only knows by the name of El, who will change her life forever.
We have chapter 2!
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my (f immortal) wraiths (??? ∞) have unionized :(
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If Nandor can have 37 wives (girl wives AND guy wives), Spanish Jackie can have 20 husbands (girl husbands AND guy husbands).
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no one can see my vampire fangs :(
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seeing everyone so sad about baby colin is funny because i never gave a shit about him
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I'm watching WWDITS with my sister and I keep interrupting to say "Oml Laszlo is so hot"
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I binged What we do in the shadows, but I am only able to watch the first 3 seasons and if you watched it you know the end of season 3 is bullshit!!! It was so infuriating! I'm trying not to give spoilers but gosh I wanna watch s 4 now that I know there is one!!
Sidenote- love the characters! Lazlo or Guillermo are probably my fav
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Hey guys.
I’ve had some bad news so I’m taking a break from writing whilst I get my head space sorted. What we do in the dark is something I’m insanely proud of and I don’t want to put out shitty chapters just because I don’t feel good. The story, the characters and you all deserve more than that.
Nice messages will be appreciated.
Pray to whatever gods you believe in too.
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Not the familiar we deserve, but the familiar we need
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Watching What We Do In The Shadows before reading Dracula: hmmmm yes Vladislav the Poker is Dracula
Watching [...] after reading Dracula (daily): Vladislav the Poker is not nearly nerd enough to be Dracula
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Husbands can't accept their feelings😏
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Not ok with
The Guide crushing on Gizmo
Am ok with
Lazo being a dad
Nandor being pans
Gizmo having a bf now
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