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fairycosmos · 4 months

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idk i feel like women who don't conform to a conventionally feminine gender role or appearance get a lot of shit in their day to day lives and ignoring that is overlooking a huge facet of misogyny

#LIKE .....#for an off the cuff very specifc and relatively low stakes example #could the female equivalent of jack black have a career in Hollywood. and btw jack black is HOT this isnt ab that #im just saying. hairy. overweight. confident. little to no makeup. as a woman?#??? and this is just hollywood. when i think of what women universally put up with.....nah. can't even #entertain it bc it goes so far beyond

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emotinalsupportturtle · 2 months

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I can’t stop thinking of how despite it baffling most non-brits, and most of the Hollywood a-list audience, David Tennant decided to do a skit on his little lockdown rpf show, make a bunch of puns that only people familiar with British culture would get, wear a kilt and be his usual manic self when hosting an internationally prestigious award show

fucking power move

#And the fact that he actually succeeded #Most of the Americans had no idea what was going on but they just had to play along #He literally held them as hostages and said “haha I’m doing this my style and you have no choice but to enjoy it”#Sorry I just can’t stop thinking of this #The funniest part was how the audience was so confused and were like “idk what’s happening but I think I’m having a good time?”#Also let me subject you to some banter with my husband #It’s literally his world even Bradley cooper is just living in it #Turning up and literally going “oh I’m not nervous. Yeah tomorrow I go back to doing my actual job. This is just fun”#The power to do whatever the fuck you want in front of half of Hollywood #david tennant #michael sheen

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folklorethvv · 18 days

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raise me up ⊹˚. ৎ୭ ⊹˚.

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jtl-fics · 10 months

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But also... Andreil on the great British bake off (they have celebrity seasons)

Look, I'm gonna be honest.

It's a disaster in two parts.

Neil is there EXPLICITLY because Stuart found out that he had been asked to go do it because he is technically British. Stuart has asked him to be the bane of Paul Hollywood's existence and is willing to do quite a bit to make the man's life hell.

"He knows what he did." is all Stuart will say on the matter.

Neil agrees to come be a Baker on the stipulation that Andrew also gets to come. Andrew has no interest in baking other than what it can produce for him to eat, he has no desire to do the laborious task of baking himself.

Stuart offers him an Aston.

Andrew agrees.

Neil is a nightmare in the tent. He hates desserts. He hates measuring. He has never done a single prep bake. He has no idea what the desserts are during the technical challenge. He just goes with his gut (his iron gut). He produces three straight desserts that Paul will not let Prue eat for fear that she will just straight up die if she eats it. He is a pile of misery upon consuming all three.

When Neil is kicked off in round one no one is surprised. Paul pats Neil on the back as he leaves the tent and Neil just leans in, "Stuart Hatford sends his regards." he says now that the mic has been removed. Paul Hollywood's tan fades but Neil doesn't look back.

Andrew is a nightmare for a completely different reason and that reason is that he very visibly and honestly does not give a single flying fuck about what he's doing but he's doing quite well. He is the most boring man on camera, zero quips, won't interact with Noel and whoever the fuck is the other presenter by this point, just him doing exactly what the recipe requires and then he always makes a point of grabbing whatever Paul and Prue have judged and taking it all back to his station so that he can eat it. He stares straight into the camera as he eats an entire three tier cake. He dedicates every week he is Star Baker to his inspiration: Kevin Day.

Andrew makes it all the way to the Finals with impressive bakes that he basically just decided on 100% by how much he thinks it would upset Kevin to watch him eat it knowing that he SHOULD be doing weight training for the olympics. ("Weight TRAINING not Weight GAINING Andrew! Do you have to hold up two fingers as you eat the entire thing? Can you at least PRETEND it's not to SPITE me?" Kevin wails as Andrew calls him for the post-credit scene where the star bakers call their families usually but Andrew just uses it so everyone can hear Kevin Day lose his mind on Public Access.)

Andrew gets to the finals and his show stopper....it's immaculate. It's gorgeous. It's a work of art. Paul Hollywood is looking at this feat of modern baking engineering in wonder.

He shakes Andrew's hand before he even tastes it and-

"Stuart Hatford sends his regards."

Paul Hollywood is now nervous to eat this cake. Does he look out at the gathered friends and family of the contestants and see Stuart Hatford? Does he remember what he did?

He eats the cake because show obligations and it tastes as good as it looks but he is oddly silent as Prue talks about it.

Andrew Wins and Paul Hollywood stays exactly one entire party's width away from Neil, Stuart, and Andrew during the entire victory picnic.

Andrew gives his post bake-off speech and flat out says it was kind of boring and he wants to go home to America. The next scene is him driving off with Neil in an Aston Martin.

Edit: Thanks @the-inner-musings-of-a-worm for the idea once again!

#Great British Bake Off x AFTG #AFTG AU #AFTG #Andreil #There is absolutely some outrage about a fucking American winning #People are mad #Andrew is never invited back for any all stars follow-ups #Stuart has to ship that car across the ocean #He still thinks it was worth it to mess with Hollywood #What is Paul Hollywood and Stuart Hatford's past together you may ask?#Perhaps Stuart was a big Mary Berry fan. Perhaps he has sent an almost insane number of letters about this #And if Paul Hollywood woke up numerous times to cherry pie filling on his walls #Stating that Stuart Hatford preferred Mel and Sue?#And not a single detective Paul Hollywood went to would touch it once he gave Stuart's name?#Well that's between Stuart Paul Hollywood and GOD.#Personally I like the whole cast no matter the season #But I am not a man who has all 71 Mary Berry cookbooks and biographies #But you know who might?#Stuart Hatford might #A Foxhole Bake AU

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yayobabydoll · 6 days

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charmac · 9 months

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thoughts on the people harassing glenn and rob on twitter from the macden fandom? they gave us so much s16 and ppl throwing it in their faces by tagging them and asking if they hooked up irl

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Don’t care how famous they are, how old they are or how married they are, it’s literally never okay to directly tag and try and out someone. You said it, that’s harassment.

And what’s the end goal here? Like at best they don’t see it and you just look like an asshole, at worst they do see it and feel extremely fucking weird about it. At like, extreme worst, if either of them are queer, you drum up enough weirdos to back you (the Heartstopper kid situation) and you force one of them to out themselves.

This pisses me off the most because, like, it’s all fun and games to call MCD their ‘failsonas’ or whatever, but Glenn especially hates people comparing him to Dennis. How is this any more ‘ok’ than commenting on instagram that he’s D.E.N.N.I.S. System-ed Jill? (Hint, it’s really not). In both cases, it’s people trying to apply the character to the actor to entertain themselves and justify their fantasies of Glenn’s real life. Dennis is not. Glenn.

Again, what’s the end goal here? Like what’s the ideal situation you get out of this if one of them sees this and, god forbid, responds? This is such an icky sticky thing to even want to touch on publicly.

So they give us gay content and in return they get Reddit complaining about it and Twitter demanding they ‘admit’ that they’re actually gay themselves. Huh. Wonder why we haven’t gotten anything explicitly gay on screen from Mac yet? Huh. What a mystery?

#iasip #rcg #stop fucking globbing in public it’s embarrassing as shit #god are you people TWELVE?#once a 12 year old directly asked me if i was gay in front of a ton of people and i was like. i had to have a convo w them immediately #about why it’s not a question to ask someone in a room full of ppl #but like. you’re all supposed to be adults!?#how do you not realise what a major fucking line this crosses #in 2023!???#god forbid one of them. . is actually queer they’re NEVER coming out with this shit #can these people please read the experiences of any gay man in hollywood ever.#PLEASE?#yeah this works me up #as a gay man !! who is a v private person!#sorry this is just a personal rant at this point sorry #but yeah seriously fuck off withcthis shit

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glow-in-the-dark-death · 1 month

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The Night Security

Danny decides to tag along with Dani and travel around the world. With him now being in his late twenties he decided he could use a break from all the craziness back home, and he's been wanting to spend more time with Dani.

Dani despite it being years still looks the same, they had gone to Frostbite to make sure nothing was seriously wrong, Dani was completely healthy but it seems Vlad's messy attempts at cloning alongside her also being a halfa had made it so Dani would age a lot slower than a normal human would.

Danny until that point hadn't realized that he also looked very young for a man who was almost 30, but he could just get away with it by just saying he had a baby face.

To gain money for their travels Danny decided to start doing random jobs normally he would end up with being night security since those positions weren't very popular and always had a position open or where willing to have an extra pair of eyes on the job.

With that being said Dani and his sleep schedule were completely flipped over now being practically nocturnal. They would go out shopping or have fun while the moon was still high in the sky.

Now with that being said, he had no clue why there always was at least that one person at whatever job he would have that seemed to believe he was a vampire,

Yes a vampire, and he could brush it off if it had only happened once or twice but no! This has happened in the majority of his jobs.

And look he gets it, he only gets night jobs, he hangs out with Dani outside only when the sun is nowhere in sight, and yes both he and Dani were sensitive to the sun but that was normal for people with pale skin they would burn easily and considering that pale blue eyes tend to struggle seeing with too much sun clarity especially since they're not used to being around the sun as much as before.

See he gets all those can kinda be vampire things but they where also just very normal and common human things as well.

So yes he was out here fighting vampire allegations instead of ghost ones like when he was young.

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" Mr.Kent sir you dropped this."

Clark turned around slightly spooked he hadn't heard the young man a moment ago, which should be impossible with his super hearing. Focusing on the man In front of him he realized that the heartbeat he was now hearing was... too slow, unhealthily so. If he had just been hearing the heartbeat he would have been sure it was from someone dying, but the man In front of him showed no struggle or weakness in spite of that.

"Sir?"

Clark snapped back into the present. "Oh! Right sorry about that, it's been a very long day usually I'm out of here long before the sun sets."

"No worries man I totally get that, I just saw that you dropped your glasses case near me and wanted to quickly return it."

"Well thank you Mr.?"

"Fenton, Danny Fenton I work the night shift here."

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Danny doing his job

His coworkers spraying holy water to prove he's a vampire:

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check my tags for some extra ideas I had on this

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Just an Idea

#I just really love misunderstandings have ya'll noticed that #Yes Danny's new gig is at the Daily Planet #Clark is concerned about this 'young man'#they're the same age but poor Danny has a 'baby face'#Danny and Dani father daughter relationship #look I just really like Danny being a total dad to Ellie okay #ns Danny #The misunderstandings just gets worse if Vlad shows up in all his old Hollywood vampire looking self #somewhat good Vlad #he's trying but he's still just naturally an asshole #so #Danny and Vlad have divorced parents vibes going on #which is really funny to Dani #Not so funny for everyone else #especially if they decide to throw down which very common and healthy for ghosts #not so normal for humans #everyone else thinks that Vlad is an abusive asshole #especially if they hear any stories from either Dani or Danny about their past with Vlad #superman #'s about this close to punch him to the stratosphere with what he thinks is going on #Look Danny is just tired of being confused for being a vampire he doesn't know why it keeps happening to him #let's just ignore all the worrying and crazy stuff he says nonchalantly around his coworkers #also hungry Danny looks kinda rabid and seconds away from biting someone so that *really* does not help the allegations #Danny just wants to spend some time with his daughter is that too much to ask for?#dad danny #deadbeat dad Vlad vibes #pay your child support you rich fruit-loop #dp x dc #dpxdc #danny phantom

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gmzriver · 2 months

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Barbra Streisand as Doris in "The Owl and the Pussycat" icons

like if you save or use

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iced-american0 · 8 months

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whats the prob, dog?

all of my attitude problems stem from her.

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compacflt · 2 months

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went through all of your three fics and omfggggg they're by far the best topgun fanfics out there. no contest. are you still posting here? cuz i have a small question. If your maverick grew up in texas, wouldn't he have a southern accent? does he repress it? has ice ever heard him speak southern?

not the same thing

#to be fair: I have not ever stepped foot in Texas (I am a coastal liberal Elite). so im making this up.#but I have met many ppl from Dallas and they sound like me (Californian/hollywood “American” accent)#maverick is from Dallas because:#1. Dallas patch on his g-1 flight jacket (this is the most conclusive evidence imo)#2. Dallas Mavericks basketball team #3. tom cruise's p-51d/f-6k was originally built in dallas which is good metaphorically #I feel like there was a fourth reason at some point but I forgor 💀#the weed smoking scene is the most poser thing I've ever written and I've written a lot of poser shit #makes me fuckin laughhhhh to read it again omfg #written before I remembered that active duty personnel have to take drug tests periodically #thats what being the base captain is good for! 'ehhh lets skip me this month...'#I am not really still posting here unforch #am slowly updating/editing wwgattai chapter by chapter on ao3 tho. have added like 7k already 💀#pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky

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d4r32bstup1d · 2 years

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R- loving

I- boy

O- friend

#i'm an ice/slider truther i'll be so honest #shut up abt tgm for a second. what's up w ron. why is he always holding his pal. what's up w that #fanback #goosemav #iceslider #sliderice #what do we call hollywood and wolfman. are they relevant.#🕸.txt #hollywolf

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jtl-fics · 9 months

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I'd like to request some A Foxhole Bake for WIP Wednesday please.

WIP Wednesday (7/19/23) - Closed | A Foxhole Bake

"What in the world did you bake?!" Paul Hollywood asks incredulously as he pushes Prue away as if Neil Josten's bake was liable to blow up like a bomb.

Andrew Minyard moved past both of the hosts and stood in front of Neil but when he opened his mouth not a soul understood the language that came out of the blonde's mouth as he pointed at the 'cupcakes'.

Neil frowned in confusion but opened his mouth and the same language came out of his mouth.

Noel sidled up to Paul and Prue as the two contestants had it out in a foreign language. "I know just enough Russian to know that they're speaking Russian." Noel says.

Then Neil rolled his eyes and, blessedly, dumped the cupcakes into the bin.

#A Foxhole Bake AU #AFTG #AFTG AU #Andreil #WIP Wednesday Ask Meme #WIP Wednesday Catch-up #9/9 #A Foxhole Bake - Week 1 SB - 09 #If you wanna know what Andrew and Neil said #It is as follows:#Andrew: What are you doing #Neil: Baking #Andrew: That would imply you made something that could be eaten.#Neil: Uncle Stuart said to go after Hollywood :(#Andrew: Throw it away. I have a better plan #Neil: Fine

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brostateexam · 3 months

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Vicky Christina Barcelona is Woody Allen trying to do a Pedro Almodóvar flick, except he's an """auteur""" who can only make a Woody Allen movie.

"Aha," he says, "I will move the action to Spain and include a wild relationship with a threesome and a scene with a gun! Just like Pedro."

He wishes.

#auteur here in quotes for two reasons #1: auteurs imo should be able to move outside of their customary styles if they want to and imo Allen tried and failed here #2: Woody Allen is a terrible filmmaker and terrible person that Hollywood and the American intelligentsia have propped up my entire life...#and for what? terrible movies? why.

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galwithalibrarycard · 1 year

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So I just watched the school for good and evil movie, mostly for Kit Young, and the two main girl characters essentially recreated the main story beats of the scene from beauty and the beast where belle’s love saves the beast, complete with a kiss on the lips, only to then reiterate that their love is “best friends only” AND I just went in the tag to find out that in the books these two girls are SIBLINGS?????? I think this is the most convoluted case of queer baiting I have ever experienced and my head is SPINNING netflix pls you’re going to give the kids watching this a COMPLEX

#WHAT did I just watch #the school for good and evil spoilers #I never read the books they came out long after I aged out of middle grade #I just like fairytales #and clearly the screenwriter/s wanted to make these girls a queer couple so just DO IT #what the actual fucj #so bad it’s hilarious #and the best part is up until that Freudian mess of an ending the rest of the movie was really pretty good #BAFFLING #don’t get me wrong I was bothered by the gender essentialism #and the equating of oldness and hooked noses with ugliness and evil #have we learned nothing with the ageism and antisemitism Hollywood?????#I am losing it someone laugh at the madness with me

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raeflora · 3 days

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blair waldorf outfits 6x10 new york, I love you xoxo

outfit 5

#every blair waldorf outfit #blair waldorf outfits #blair waldorf looks #blair waldorf #gossip girl #dailygossipgirl #dailygg #ggedit #gossip girl fashion #blair waldorf fashion #leighton meester #leightonmeesteredit #blairwaldorfedit #gossipgirledit #chuck x blair #chair #mine: screencaps #IT'S THE DRESS IT'S THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!#this dress is stunning and SO blair it's perfect!! it's the glamour of audrey and old hollywood and it's timeless #her hair's up bc chuck loves the nape of her neck!! her headband serves as her crown (not a tiara) bc she's a powerful woman!!#she's not in white bc it's not her first wedding!! the flowers represent peonies (ty eric daman) and she and chuck match bc of course #I hated her look to marry louis bc it was so not her but this? THIS is what blair waldorf wears to get married to the love of her life!!!!#and her makeup is beautiful too it's all so perfect 🥺🥺#she's so happy to be mrs bass as she deserves!!!! 🥹🥹

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