my brain: zoro says he doesn't believe in god but he's been luffy's first and most devoted follower since the day they met. he was a wandering bounty hunter with no actual way of achieving his goal until he met luffy, who had nothing to offer but his dreams and a place in his nonexistent pirate crew. and zoro, who had every reason to cut him down, instead let himself be led by nothing but two rubbery hands and a too-big smile. zoro was the first person to ever call luffy "pirate king"; not future king of the pirates, the pirate king, and he did so as he dedicated his first huge defeat to luffy and has been doing the same for every victory that's followed. he's the most quiet in his affections but his loyalty can never ever be questioned because while he's willing to lay his life down for his captain, it's his willingness to live for luffy that shows how much he understands what his captain needs from him. he may call luffy an idiot and complain about having boarded the wrong ship but no one can deny that the boy who went out of his way to ask demand that he join his crew has become zoro's true north.
me, hitting tweet: zoro suck luffy good and hard thru his jorts
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'she smiles.
"You, lived so much longer than I thought you were going to"
"I know, I'm sorry I made you wait"'
SCREAMING, CRYING, SHAKING.
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Mistborn Era 1 Incorrect Quotes Generator
Elend, Kelsier & Ham: *screaming*
Vin: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Ham?!
Elend: Wait, why are you asking Ham that when Kelsier and I are also here?
Vin: Because Ham wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Breeze: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
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Elend: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Elend: Violently studies.
Breeze: Violently sleeps.
Ham: Violently practices.
Dockson: Violently shoots pictures.
Vin: Violently boxes.
Kelsier: Violently murders people.
Ham: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Vin: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Vin: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Elend: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Vin: Yes.
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Dockson: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Dockson: What an idiot.
Dockson: *realizes it's Kelsier*
Dockson: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Oh no, I’m falling very deep into Jake’s lane…
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do you ever think about how DTK is gonna outlive all his friends
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"Wherever you are, that's where I want to be.. and if you are standing right next to me, then I will be so happy. Wherever you go, I know that's where flowers grow.. whatever you do, don't forget me.. cause I sure do love you."
I want to be near you.. right by your side for the rest of my life - eUë
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a NoSe ShOulD tElL yOu iTs PrOnOunS /j
but, i see your logic in calling it “her” for its two holes *buh duh tsss*
GSJSKZKKXK you need to be stopped
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If you don’t love her at her Broken Horses, then you don’t deserve her at her Whatever You Do
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Wow a Place dedicated to me, Amazing my brothers of war would love to hear about this
MAMMON WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YOU DOING HERE
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