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#whats a girl to do
msgexymunson · 1 year
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Sooo.....
I'm working on my original book, which I've got some notes for and stuff, but my brain cannot be trusted. All I can think for the last two days is
Professor Quinn......
ProfessorQuinn..
PrOFeSsOrQuInN!
PROFESSORQUINN!!!
2k in.... whoops.
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okayigetitifuckedup · 2 months
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I cut my left hand on a can of tomatoes. This wouldn't be an issue except its taped up and barely able to move, and I'm left handed. I do everything with my left hand. Everything.
Oh, yeah, I guess it's also harder to type now..... but that isn't what I was concerned with.
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It might be the first day of starfall, but nothing can stop me from buying more M banes.
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aurazoo · 10 months
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my work had like, an incident, with a trans doggirl (trust me way more serious than it sounds), so now im like, a little terrified of being too doggirl ya know
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😵‍💫😵‍💫
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johntorrington · 9 months
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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.
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mini-minish · 2 months
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have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵
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kingdorothea · 2 months
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best thing about having an ex named valentine is the free excuse to spend 1 wonderfully toxic week a year together then mutually ghost for the other 11 months. buy one get one: send a bday text get a vday date
brb getting on a train to go make questionable decisions byeeee <333
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alyakthedorklord · 11 months
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Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?
CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…
Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?
Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it
Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️
Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?
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my contribution for the netflix avatar remake
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livingasaghost · 5 months
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everybody pray that next week over thanksgiving i can detox from being an internet gremlin and read literally anything physically
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mamanbou · 6 months
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lied to you guys in the tags a couple posts ago I just watched the 2016 50% off a-kon panel and they talked about future jokes that never came to fruition and now I'm sad again. not at peace
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ok-ak · 6 months
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i leave here bc im frustrated then go to tiktok then leave tiktok bc im frustrated then go here then
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deservedmercy · 6 months
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objectively i CANNOT afford to stay up for the episode drop but im already up and its in 30 minutes like…
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laweyd · 7 months
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Revolutionary lesbians
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