#when i tell y'all i saw this notification and whEEZED-- XD

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You will always be a woman, your biology betrays you every second of every day.

Wow! I've never gotten one of these asks before so ngl seeing the first few words of this notification and then opening it to find that the whole thing is written with the prose of a wannabe supervillain looking to finally, just once maybe, be taken seriously pwetty please??, is absolutely senDING ME asdfghjh-- XD

But sorry anon, sorry, like I say, I know you sent this expecting to be taken seriously, so I guess I'm duty-bound to give you the same due respect that you've so generously given unto me in ur message that nobody asked for 😔👌🏻.

What I mean to say is: "wow😲, wise stranger who is so brave they can’t share their world-shaking wisdoms without hiding behind an anonymous Tumblr ask😤💪🏻, I’ve never thought of it that way! 🤔🤯 Your single sentence of regurgitated rhetoric has shaken my sense of self to it’s queer little core 😱😔🙏🏻. I will °˖✧repent✧˖° for having lived a foolish life of icky-wicky Trans™ 🤢🤮 existence up ‘til this moment, and comply with cisgenderism immediately. 🚻 You are a genius, your meat is huge, and ev'wybody wespects you so so many for ur totawy owiginal big bwain ideas. 🥺💖"

I'm also vewy sowwy that me minding my business and existing without ever having interacted with you in any capacity offended you enough to warrant sending this ask my way, I really should have been more considerate of the fact that all clowns have a chronic phobia of Trans folk who have actually passed the vibe check because they don't have a rancid attitude that betrays them as a fuckin' idiot every second of every day. 😢😔🙏🏻

#get honked fucko 🤡 #and get a hobby while ur at it it's a goddamn saturday night lmao #anyway #when i tell y'all i saw this notification and whEEZED-- XD #full internal ghostbusters ''we got ONNNNE'' moment #i'd like to thank the academy and the trans agenda-- #🤣🤣 #normally i'd just respond to any kinda wierdo ask like this with some kinda one liner but i decided i can go off on this one as a treat #anyway i hope y'all are having a lovely night and anon if u breathe in my direction again i will send you my gay-ass cooties in the mail 👻 #tw transphobia #daily dork