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tempvstas · 5 months

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Hey, I wish to request the (platonic) dorms leader with GN!reader who as random burst of energy? I have adhd and when I'm on sugar or caffeine I have like a 15 minutes where I raise hell, sing horrible songs, say jokes that could probably make me go to prison, I would just run around, just doing chaotic things until 15min later I would sleep like a dead. I always bring my younger siblings with me on "adventure" wich is just me playing in mud even tho they didn't ask for anything but peace. Thanks a lot!

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Character(s): GN!Reader(no pronouns mentioned), Riddle Rosehearts, Leona Kingscholar, Azul Ashengrotto, Kalim Al-Asim, Vil Schoenheit, Idia Shroud, Malleus Draconia

Authors Notes: omg you're like me frfr, the ADHD zoomies are so real HAHAHAHAHHA

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Riddle Rosehearts

Your energy is a lot for him to handle and he can feel a headache coming on

You remind him a lot of Ace with your random bouts of energy and such

Keeps all sweets out of reach of you, he doesn't want to cause you to go on another sugar rush only to crash soon after

He's your impulse control lol

Leona Kingscholar

You're like a feral cat lol, he'll pick you up by the back of your shirt and hold you like that until you chill out.

You remind him of Cheka, annoyingly endearing.

If you rouse him from his nap, he'll glare at you from a distance away, his ears twitching from all the noise.

Please do not the cat :]

Azul Ashengrotto

As if one Floyd wasn't enough now he has two to deal with.

Please spare him, there's only so much he can handle at a given time LMAO

His hair is already gray but you're just giving him more lmao

nono please do not touch his stack of very important papers. yes arson is fun. what are you doing NONO DONT PULL OUT A MATCH-

Kalim Al-Asim

omg ADHD buddies, rip Jamil you will be missed

You two are perfect for each other, he'll sing along with you, laugh at your dumb jokes, literally the perfect duo friendship :]]

you are not allowed to sit next to each other, the professors make sure you two are as far away from each other as possible lmaooo

when the two of you zonk out after your adhd zoomies Jamil can find you passed out with your head resting against his shoulder and his cheek pressed against the top of your head.

Vil Schoeheit

will not tolerate your zoomies, this man will try to straighten you out like he did with Epel(does it work tho? we'll never know)

would pick you up by the back of your shirt like Leona, but instead he has Rook hold you under your armpits where you dangle like a cat

he can feel a headache coming along LMAO

has Rook herd you around whenever you come by pomefiore to commit crimes

Idia Shroud

ew a normie...OH NO YOURE EXTROVERTED

has Ortho handle you because he cannot handle your energy. he's secretly happy to see you and Ortho getting along tho

he likes you better after you've crashed and passed out /j

relates to you on things like hyperfixating on things that are interesting to you and if you have any shared interests he will gladly talk to you about it for hours.

Malleus Draconia

he thinks you're amusing, you remind him a lot of Lilia and is happy to see the two of you getting along with your antics.

he doesn't understand what you mean by "YOUR MOTHER" whenever you bicker with Sebek, but he watches in amusement as Sebek gets all riled up.

he sees himself in you when you get excited about what you like, it's the same way he gets when he talks about gargoyles

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jester089 · 5 months

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High on life, and coffee

Been thinking about this for a while so I'm gonna write it. This one needs a bit of set up though. I've been thinking a reader who is really really fast. Like fast enough to just run on walls or ceilings when way to energetic. Kind of like a super powered slightly more mature kid. TADC Crew x Hyper, Fast, & Optimistic Reader

You were overwhelming to everyone. You always having a seemingly limitless amount of energy and just overall happiness for everyone and thing around you. Because of how you act everyone sees you as childish. But that honestly isn't true. You've been here longer then Kinger but you are strangely ok mentally. I mean the circus is tiring and childish but have you ever thought about if a child found it? I mean people in the circus don't age so someone who's energetic and not mature would be perfect. You aren't really immature though. Just a lot. You remind everyone of a cat with how you get zoomies and just sprint around till you tire yourself out.

Caine quite likes how you are. You don't complain and happily go on adventures. And he can be wild around you without worrying about freaking you out because you always match if not exceed his energy. One time he gave you a incredibly strong energy drink because Jax said you asked for it. That was an awful day for everyone involved. The day ended with thousands of dollars in damages and not a soul you included getting out unharmed. ~~~~~ You were sitting in your room physically shaking. You want to get up and do something but Caine said he has something to show you. So you're doing you best to be patient. Caine pops into existence next to you. You quickly stand up exited to hear what he has to say. "Hello my speedy friend! I have some amazing news! I'm expanding your room and adding a hamster wheel so you can run as long as you like without breaking things!" He snaps and one of your walls extends more then doubling your room size. And just as he said their is a giant hamster wheel. You get in to try it out. After running for a bit you get out thank and hug him. "Oh it's no trouble! I'm glad you enjoy it!" Caine disappears and you get back to running. It feels nice being able to go as fast as you want. I give the hamster wheel a day before it's broken.

Gangle is a tough one. She likes how energetic you are and feels more ok being herself when you're around. But you are also a lot and she can't always handle that. Despite you regularly moving at the speed of sound you never mess with her or break her masks. So she's grow to enjoy having you around. Do be careful though cause if you sprint by her just the speed in which you were going will knock her over. She doesn't have the body mass to be able to deal with normal wind non the less your shockwave things. ~~~~~ You sprint into a room looking for someone to talk to. You see Gangle and run over to her feeling bad when she falls over. Once she's back up you start talking at her, no matter how hard she tries she doesn't get a word in before your on a new topic. Eventually with Pomni's help you calm down ever so slightly and start having a genuine conversation with the two. That of course doesn't last long. You get maybe a minute into the conversation before you sprint off again. Gangle who was mid sentence stares at the door you just zoomed through. It's not like this is the first time you've done that. It's still surprising though.

Zooble is consistently annoyed by you. You have so much energy, talk faster then anyone can understand, and are constantly talking. She can't even avoid you as you can easily do a lap of the entire circus if you feel like it. You're just so loud and forget that personal space exists. So she doesn't like you. But she's kind of forced to get used to you as you're consistently everywhere at once. On the plus side you can find anything in a matter of seconds so she goes to you if she needs something. You can also get to places everyone else can't so if she wants alone time she'll ask you to put her really up high or something so no one but you can bother her. ~~~~~ Zooble is wandering around looking for you. She calls you name out every now and again. You two set up this awesome roof fort that only you are able to get into and she wants some time away from everyone. She call out one more time jumping when you come crashing through a wall at like 300mph. You skid across the ground face first coming to a stop right in front of her. She gets a little worried when you don't move but you soon hop up and dust yourself off asking what she needs. "I want in the roof fo-" She doesn't even get to finish her sentence before you pick her up, hold her above your head, and sprint off. She has to bundle up a bit to not lose any of her pieces just from the sheer speed you're moving.

Kinger going to have a heart attack every time you wiz by just saying. You never calm down and never stop, so he can't do much. He's intelligent and calm. Thinking things through and much preferring to just be comfy. You are the dead opposite never slowing down and acting exclusively on instincts and impulse. You honestly freak him out when you appear cause chaos in a room then zoom out leaving whoever is there to clean up. If any one Kinger would be the one to get you to calm down. If he manages that he's really surprised by how smart and mature you are. You have more energy then you know what to do with but you aren't stupid. From then he appreciates you a lot more. And he keeps stocked up on calming things like music or tea to help you out. ~~~~~ Kinger is laying in his fort thinking about his life and past life when he hears some incredibly rapid knocking on the door. He knowing who it is sets up a crash pad with his extra pillows and blankets then opens the door not surprised when you basically fly in crashing in the crash pad at unreasonable speeds. "Hey Kinger! Can I tell you something cool?! Can I, can I, can I!?!" Kinger smiles at you and nods while getting comfortable again. "I learned a new trick! Watch!" You pull a broom out of seemingly no where and balance it on your palm. You only keep it up for 10 seconds before it falls straight in your face. "Did'ja see?!" "I saw. Is that all you wanted to show me?" You nod and run up to the door. You throw it open and sprint out. Kinger is about to stand up to close it before you pop your head back in say bye and close the door behind you.

Ragatha would be the only real one who starts out trying to be around you. You're a lot, a lot more then she can keep up with. But she isn't just going to leave you alone because of that. It takes her a while to be able to make out what your saying but once she does it feels more like a friendship rather then her worrying about you. She wont admit it but she secretly goes to you asking for piggyback rides. The wind in her hair makes her remember the real world in a way that doesn't make her feel worse. She will unironically try to ground you when you break things. She never follows through though cause she knows you aren't trying to break things. You just move way to fast for even you to handle. ~~~~~ "Y/N GET DOWN HERE! YOU'RE 500 FEET OFF THE GROUND YOU'RE GOING TO GET HURT!" You, who is sitting up on the highest ledge in the circus glare down at her. "What if I don't want to. What then? Also you don't have any say over me I'm my own person." She is going to yell at you again before you slip, fall, and land exclusively on your face. She rushes over and helps you up. Surprisingly you're completely fine. "See I told'ja. I run into things at much faster speeds then that. I'm durable. Not I'm going to go annoy Caine for something sweet because I want something sweet. BYE!" You leave her in that room. She just stares in the direction you ran slightly surprised, and slightly annoyed. You have zero self preservation and you wont listen to her. It worries her. But she can't argue with the fact you're durable. I mean you're the only person she knows who could fall from that height and still move. None the less talk, walk, and run. After she snaps out of it she gets up to follow you knowing full well you've probably already gotten yourself into trouble again.

Jax after trying and failing to so much as touch you stops trying to "prank" you and switches to trying to get you to help him. He never tells you what you're helping with but he's gotten you to listen anyways. Until you inevitably find out what you're helping with his "pranks" get much more elaborate and hard to avoid. I pray for the poor sucker who walks into them. Cause trust me their going to be cruel. ~~~~~

"Little to the left. No to far. Yeah right there. This is gonna be perfect." "Nice! So... Why exactly did I set up this giant hammer?" "Oh uhh... Caine made this giant piggy bank that we have to destroy to win todays adventure. You want to win the adventure don't you?" "Of course I do! Do we need anything else?" "Yeah could you get some more rope." You give him a thumbs up and run out. Jax turns back to the door trap you set up without even knowing it. He sees Kinger start walking in and gets a huge smile. He pushes a little button and the giant hammer falls and hit Kinger straight in the face knocking him out and rearranging his entire face and head. Jax starts laughing hard as you come back in with the requested rope. You drop it and freak out when you see Kinger running over to him wanting to help.

Pomni is already jumpy without someone sprinting around at mach 2. Despite how often you scare her you apologizing and offering help is something she likes. Sadly with you there her hopes of finding an exit were quickly crushed. You picked her up and sprinted around the entire circus showing her every inch. And just as everyone says their wasn't an exit. She gets really depressed after that. She's less jumpy and more mopey. She thanks you for your help and wanders off towards her room leaving you alone to feel bad. ~~~~~ "It's just... Did I do something wrong? I just wanted to help..." "No you didn't do anything wrong. She just believed so hard that there was an exit. And by helping her you proved that their isn't." Your frown only deepens at that. You weren't trying to make her lose hope... Maybe you could do something nice for her. You and Kinger have been working on something for Pomni with some help from Ragatha. Once it's finished you thank him for the help and run off to her room. Once you get there you knock... Nothing. You ring the doorbell... Also nothing. You swear you hear something glitchy but only for a moment. Worrying. So you leave the gift in front of her door with a little hand written apology note. (Another story done. Sorry to all my requestors I've just been writing more casually and for what I want to write recently.)

xoxo, Jester

#tadc x reader #the amazing digital circus x reader #caine x reader #gangle x reader #zooble x reader #kinger x reader #ragatha x reader #jax x reader #pomni x reader #noob author #not beta'd

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isa-ghost · 3 months

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Any specifically avian related qphil headcanons? I love that Phil being a bit more birdy is canon in the qsmp but whenever we get lore about it its angst

/I don't know why I'm asking if you have any, I know you got them /

*cupping my hands together and holding them out*

/give em here/

/pretty pleasee/

Oh fuck yeah man. I have an angel OC based off Phil, I've got PLENTY of avian headcanons >:)

Previous Headcanon Sets (x8)

MORE: Avian Edition

I've stated it in a prev set I think, but if you put this man in water his wings will sometimes involuntarily flap like he's in a birdbath. It's somewhat of a stim, bird brain just goes "you gotta."

I've also stated before that when he's stressed, his wings will flap kinda like the way someone might nervously shake out their hands.

Another restate, sometimes his laughs and startled yelps sound almost like squawks. Also his hiccups. It's very rare, but whenever it happens, he gets teased for it. Especially by Etoiles.

Another restate, sometimes his echolalia is his bird brain mimicking a sound he heard if it scratches an itch.

Yknow what just skim the previous headcanon sets I linked bc I talk so much about his wings & what he does with them & how he communicates using them. All those apply here.

Obligatory mirror and windows struggles mention.

Obligatory molting & preening struggles when stressed mention.

We've all seen the way he perches above everyone. It's probably his most prominent/noticeable avian trait.

Apparently camomile calms birds down. If this fool liked hot drinks, he'd have another way to settle his anxiety.

His obsession with noodles got him accused by Tubbo of enjoying them bc bird brain likes worms. He was NOT pleased. Almost gagged.

As long as you're careful around his wings, he LOVES back rubs. (It's bc the dumbass mf slept in that damn chair too much so now his back riots)

DO NOT THE WINGS. Petting them is one thing, he loves when Tallulah hugs them, he thinks it's cute. But omg do not dig your fingers into his feathers. They're very sensitive. And that could mean tickling OR pain.

However if you gently do it, his wings will spread a little and his feathers poof up, which is kinda funny. It's like how if you touch a cat's foot the right way, their toes will spread out to present The Beans(tm). Blessed.

He likes to gift his shedded feathers to people he trusts. Chayanne, Tallulah & Missa each have one. Although he's extremely close with Etoiles and Fit, he feels too awkward to give one to them yet. Feels a little too intimate.

Gift giving in general is a HUGE part of his love language though. Crow brain must give shiny things to people he loves yesyes.

Bird zoomies!! Wings poof up, he starts hopping all over the place like a big dork. He'd fly all over too, if he could.

Bobs his head to music. Those videos of pet birds dancing? That's Phil babey!!

Another one of his fave bits is pretending to understand and have a full-on conversation with birds. Loves pretending to gossip with them right in front of the person he & the bird(s) are "gossiping" about. However the crows he DOES understand & gossip with.

When he can fly, he's an expert at dive-bombing targets like a bird of prey. It's TERRIFYING. And very attractive depending on who you are (*cough* Missa *cough*)

Tallulah once tried to test if throwing a blanket over his head would make him fall asleep like how if you put a blanket over a bird's cage they'll think it's night time and go to bed. It didn't work. He was very confused.

Birds whenever they're happy to see you will stretch their wings out like "Hello yes!" Phil do happy wing stretches when he see the kids :D

His hearing and eyesight are fucking amazing. The only reason he's able to be snuck up on is bc he hyperfocuses on things or the things that sneak up on him are super fast.

Rare Isa Fluffy Headcanon: He make blanket nests.

When stressed or overwhelmed, he'll wrap his wings around himself or raise them to shield his head. He doesn't do this so much after his wings were clipped & injured. They hurt too much.

100% will spread his wings all the way out (when they aren't hurting a lot) to look more threatening towards enemies. They almost autopilot do it when he's angry, but if they hurt too much they'll stop. He's pissed they don't look as threatening after The Federation clipped his wings

#qsmp #qsmp philza #q!philza #philza #qphil headcanons

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kingmagnificoofrosas · 3 months

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Random Magnifico headcanon facts I have solidified in my mind as canon ✨️

He's a foodie 🍽

He loves good food. Anything from meat to fruits. He isn't neccessarily picky but he's all - the eye eats first - so if the food looks suspicious or sloppy, he won't touch it. The result = he'll become whiny and grumpy and dramatic. I'm starving over here, hello!

Adding to the above ⬆️ He hates beer. Don't bring it near him. He can't understand why some people drink it. He's a wine guy. Red wine all the way! But not dry! If you serve him dry wine, he'll spit it out and question why he's been served sewage water.

Oh and also, do not - NEVER - give this man too much caffeine!! Too much caffeine and he'll be off to the worst shenanigans, like a cat having zoomies.

Yes, he'll prank his guards, he won't stop telling jokes and laugh at them himself, he'll do stupid things. (Just a big kid running rampant in his palace)

He's got a sweet tooth

Candies, cookies, cakes, pastries .... he can't help himself and no one really knows except Dahlia (yes she kept that secret.) He can shamelessly eat sugar and not gain one gramm fat. (He has a bombastic metabolismn and his muscles burn everything up as if it's nothing)

He makes his own bubble bath solutions, mud masks etc. (and God forbit anyone touches them)

He loves to bathe fancy and rejoices over the foam. Also, rose petals are a must and he dunks several essential oils in because if it aint smelling nice, he won't go in. Also, his well kept hair, beard and skin doesn't come from nothing. He's his own selfcare master. And duh does he sing while bathing!

He loves snow

He can become as happy as child when he sees as much as one flake floating down. Also, if no one's looking, he's throwing snowballs at his guards for a little snicker, knowing no one will suspect him. It's just his goofy, silly, childlike playfulness coming through once in a while.

He has 0 reactions to bugs, spiders etc.

That man can pick up a tarantula without batting a lash.

He's a cat person

He likes all animals but he favours felines because they're elegant and uncomplicated.

He's frustatingly good at games

Magnifico beats you in everything from cards to chess with so much ease it will send you into a crisis.

He can be both night owl and long sleeper

If Magnifico stays awake all night it's almost always because he studies or works on something. ( And he works and studies vigorously) If something has his attention, he goes into hyper focus and oftentimes forgets his surroundings. You could send a stampede running through his study and he wouldn't notice.

On the contray, if he has a day where he needs more sleep (and he has those. Partly because of emotional exhaustion steeming from his ptsd) God forbit you wake him! If he's woken however and still in need of sleep, there are several stages you could be faced with.

- The whiny, oversensitive (he's so tired, he gets emotional over the silliest things.)

- The : I'm so tired, I'm 5 seconds from passing out, and I don't care for anything anymore but sleep.

- The moody, dramatic grump (worst of them all. Comes with a death glare) Don't talk to him, don't even look!

His favourite flowers are roses 🌹

Roses remind him of his mother - Rosalia, who was named after that flower and loved them immensly. This is also why he named his kingdom Rosas.

I got a bunch more, but I cannot reveal them yet because they will be mentioned in my upcoming story 🫢

#king magnifico #magnifico headcanons

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madlittlecriminal · 7 months

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I have 5 cats, so I have a problem. But how ‘bout I use that for a request. Headcanons for Jonathan with a spouse that has a lot of cats and spoils them like crazy. Treats, cuddles, constant love, as you should treat a cat. I feel like John would be such a cat person and melt over the sound of a cat purring contently on his chest/lap.

I understand this is pretty close to kinktober, so feel free to deny this if it’s too late

Cats ↦ Jonathan Crane × GN!Cat Person!Reader [headcanons]

it’s still September, so im gonna release these, especially since i feel like he really is a cat person & it’s cute!

Warnings: if you’re allergic, hate or have a fear of cats, these headcanons aren’t for you, mention of animal abuse (obviously not from Jonathan or Reader), stray cat, mention of fleas/ticks

When you moved in with him and brought your two cats with him, he was reluctant at first.

However, when he saw your orange cat get hit with the zoomies, be couldn’t help but laugh when she stopped on his lap.

He cautiously scratched her chin and she quickly began to purr.

“Looks like she likes you.”

He chuckled at your comment.

Shortly after, your white and black cat rubbed his head against Jonathan’s legs and you rested your hands on your hips.

“I guess my fiancé is being taken away from me!”

Then you both got married.

You adopted a brown cat to add to your family of cats.

They told you he was abused by his previous owners.

Jonathan being Jonathan bought a bunch of treats and toys for Brownie.

Jonathan said it suited him because he was brown and very sweet.

Your other cats; Peanut (orange cat) and Dahlia (black and white cat) loved Brownie.

They welcomed him with open paws and played with him.

Then, Jonathan brought home a stray cat, but told you he took her to the vet and she’s tick/flea free.

He named her Shadow because she’s dark gray.

Your house was filled with the sound of bells from the collars of your cats

Your bedroom was filled with toys and their begs were in the living room so they were closer to their litter box that was in the back room.

You kept the door open through the night so they wouldn’t wake you both up with desperate meows to use the bathroom

There was one time Jonathan woke up in fear (ironic) because he heard glass break.

Thinking it was the fear toxins, he stormed out of the room.

He didn’t know how the toxins would effect the cats since he only tested his toxins on humans.

However, he was relieved when it was just a mug you got him that said ‘Cat Dad’

When he saw Brownie looking scared, he picked him up and kissed his head.

“You’re okay, buddy. Don’t worry. Dad is right here, okay?”

Brownie looked up at Jonathan with sad eyes

But when he poked Brownie’s little nose, the cat began to purr

Jonathan took a treat from the bag and gave two to Brownie and the others.

He walked towards the couch and sat down with Brownie on his lap.

He played with Brownie’s ears and scratched the top of his head.

Jonathan ended up falling asleep on the couch with Brownie still on his lap

When you woke up the next morning, you took a picture and made it your lock screen and home screen.

Once he woke up, you showed him the picture and he laughed.

All the cats were around him either on the couch or at his feet.

“My husband looks great as a cat dad.”

He chuckled and nodded in agreement.

“Yeah, I really do. And you’re the best cat parent they could ask for. I’m glad we’re together raising these rascals.”

#jonathan crane #jonathan crane x reader #jonathan crane x you #jonathan crane x y/n #scarecrow #scarecrow x reader #scarecrow x y/n #scarecrow x you #dc universe #dceu #asks #ask #anonymous #anon asks #anonymous asks #reader insert #x reader

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cosmerelists · 10 months

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Why Every Stormlight Character Is Secretly A Cat

Or, you know, as many of them as I can fit into one reasonably sized list!

1. Kaladin: Likes to be high

Kaladin-Kitty: (purring happily on the very tallest cat tree ever)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yup, he loves being tall!

Hapless Cat-Parent: Hardly ever touches the floor if he can help it!

2. Lift: Knows that YOUR food is simply better

Hapless Cat-Parent: S-Stop trying to steal my pancakes!

Hapless Cat-Parent: You HAVE food!

3. Lopen: Sometimes hurts people when he only meant to play around

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ow!! No biting!!!

Hapless Cat-Parent: I-It’s okay! You know I’ll protect you, even if you hurt me.

4. Lewshi: Likes to Play-Fight

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ha, ha yeah! Lewshi LOVES to wrestle with the other kitties.

Hapless Cat-Parent: Never with murderous intent, of course! She just loves a good play-fight!

5. Szeth: Can see ghosts

Szeth-Kitty: (staring unblinking at a spot across the room)

Hapless Cat-Parent: W-What do you see with your kitty eyes?!?

6. Syl: Sometimes gets the zoomies

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ha, yeah, she loves to race about like this!

Hapless Cat-Parent: Especially when it’s stormy out, for some reason.

7. Nale: Likes the hunt

Nale-Kitty: (laser-focused, butt wiggling)

Hapless Cat-Parent: That stuffed mouse will never escape you!

8. Renarin: Is autistic (since, you know, all cats are autistic)

Hapless Cat-Parent: I just don’t understand people who think cats are hard to read!

Hapless Cat-Parent: All we gotta do is pay attention to your body language, huh, bud?

9. Rock: Knows the importance of cooking

Hapless Cat-Parent: Making biscuits again, huh?

10. Shallan: SUCH a little faker sometimes

Shallan: (the most mournful of kitty cries)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Y-You can’t trick me! I KNOW I already fed you!!

11. Tien: Brings you presents when you’re sad

Hapless Cat-Parent: B-brought me another rock, huh?

Hapless Cat-Parent: Thanks, buddy. I love it.

12. Stormfather: Knocks things over and pretends it wasn’t his fault

Hapless Cat-Parent: H-Hey! Did you knock EVERYTHING off my shelf?!

Stormfather-Kitty: (innocently cleaning his tail)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Uh-HUH.

13. Pattern: Will cockblock you at any opportunity

Romantic Partner: Uh, your cat’s creepy, unblinking gaze is kinda killing the mood here.

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yeah...he does that.

14. Sebarial: Knows the importance of conserving your energy

Hapless Cat-Parent: Napping in the sunshine, huh?

Hapless Cat-Parent: You sure live the good life.

15. Rlain: Changes forms when he needs to

Hapless Cat-Parent: Wow! You’re all poofed up!

Hapless Cat-Parent: You look so big and scary! That dog outside is definitely intimidated.

16. Rysn: Is not afraid to jump from very high places

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ha ha! Thank goodness cats always land on their feet!

(I’m sorry)

17. Moash: Does NOT accept that humans should be in charge

Hapless Cat-Parent: Oh sweet Moash-kitty, sometimes you stare at me like you’re plotting my demise.

Hapless Cat-Parent: ...Sometimes I think I’m lucky you don’t have thumbs.

18. Cord: “Father, I crave violence.”

19. Navani: A very curious kitty

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yes, yes, I know you must sniff every one of these groceries.

Hapless Cat-Parent: Such an investigative little kitty!

20. Jasnah: Respect must be earned

Human Amaram: I am COVERED in SCRATCHES

Hapless Cat-Parent: You can’t force a cat to like you, you know.

21. Venli: Can’t decide what she wants

Venli-kitty: (mournful meows)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Oh? You want the door open?

Venli-kitty: (mournful meows)

Hapless Cat-Parent: O-Oh? You want it closed now?

Venli-kitty: (ever more mournful meows)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Make up your mind, already!

22. Eshonai: Adapts to communicate with humans

Hapless Cat-Parent: Huh! It says here that adult cats only meow to communicate with humans!

Hapless Cat-Parent: ...Is that your excuse for singing the song of your people every morning at 3:00am, then?

23. Elhokar: Pretends it was all on purpose

Hapless Cat-Parent: Hanging upside down from a claw snag again, huh?

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yes, yes, I’m sure you meant to do that.

24. Dalinar: HATES closed doors

Dalinar-Kitty: (vigorous scratching)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yes, yes, I’d hate to interrupt your journey to the bathroom.

25. Teft: Shows affection by staying at your side

Hapless Cat-Parent: You’re so sweet, Teft-kitty.

Hapless Cat-Parent: You may be grumpy, but you’re always sitting next to me when I’m sad.

26. Thaidakar: Best not to let him get out

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ha, ha, of COURSE I don’t let my cat outside!

Hapless Cat-Parent: Thaida-kat would destroy the whole ecosystem if he got out.

27. Adolin: Looks great in his little outfits

Adolin-kitty: (purring contentedly)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yeah, and ever since I put him in that little sweater, he won’t let me take it off!

Hapless Cat-Parent: Such a fashion icon.

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she-is-ovarit · 1 year

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When I was at my worst with chronic fatigue and slept for 14 hours a day I would wake up periodically to my cat loafed or curled beside me. She slept that whole time with me.

When I broke up with my ex and became homeless, it was four months until I was able to see her again. When she saw me she immediately got the zoomies and placed her attention on trying to get me to play with her.

When it was the first time that her and I lived alone together (originally it was three people and two cats), she picked up new behaviors. She would wake me up by booping her cold wet nose to mine and sometimes I'd wake up with her face unexpectedly millimeters from mine like some fuzzy monster in a horror flic.

When I shower she sits on the toilet next to me until I'm done or perches in-between the shower curtain and plastic liner. The water scares her but she stays.

She does this weird thing where she brings her ratty toy to bed every night and we sleep with it.

This one time my neighbor came inside with her chihuahua. My cat is naturally skittish but very social and I expected her to hide. Instead she became a fluffy warrior and charged the "intruders" out the door.

I remember back in my relationship after I was recovering from being hurt, her and/or my other cat (my heart hurts so much with missing him) would "dig" my arms away from my face or shove their heads into the spaces and make me focus on them.

She's a very vocal cat. She mostly talks to me in trills, but she will talk to me all day long sometimes. She'll spend ten minutes at the window and then come and have to tell me about what she saw.

I hope cats know how much we love them even when they're naughty for eating plastic or jumping on counters, and even when we have to deny them play or pets. They bring us out of our darkest moments and spend so much time thinking of us.

And it's crazy to think this species goes out of their way to modify their communication for us. They are highly social and communicate with each other in ways we don't generally pick up on. But for us they put extra effort into over communication. Big gestures to help us understand.

A whole other species and spending time with us is frequently on their little minds. I love her so much.

#cats #cat appreciation post

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heyitsoak · 2 years

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knuckles is life and im in the hurt hurt zone rn SOOO how about some fluffy knuckles hcs with a s/o who is always like

They're super optimistic all the time and get excited about EVERYTHING like absolutely anything fascinates them and they give compliments and affection all the time n basically just. Pure sunshine being. Though they kinda get into trouble without realizing it sometimes and will come home w the craziest (and concerning) stories all while keeping this face :D

They have so much energy that sometimes they just kinda. Spontaneously overcharge. And the rest have to look for them for near hours just to find them sound asleep knocked out behind the couch

ty<3

JAKAKWKW I LOVE THIS SM 😭 AND I STARTED LAUGHING AND GETTING ALL GIDDY WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT THOSE CAT PICTURES, THEYRE SO CUTE AND FUNNY

AND YOU SHALL NOT BE UPSET, I WILL NOT ALLOW IT >:( SO I WILL GIVE YOU FLUFFY KNUCKLES HCS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY >:DD

Fluffy Knuckles Hcs With a S/O who is extremely hyper!

MasterList

You are literally so insanely hyper, I don’t even know how Knuckles can keep up with you

Yet Knuckles loves you so much <33 You’re the best thing to ever happen to him

You talk so much and so fast that most of the time he can’t even keep up or understand half of what you say, he just nods and goes “uh huh” as you keep ranting in excitement

You are just a ray of sunshine and can make anyone happy just by talking to them yet you tend to get into trouble without meaning too..

A large majority of the time you come home with the most concerning stories and the craziest animals in your arms and Knuckles has no idea how to respond

One time you came home with a raccoon huddled in your hoodie and everyone turned to you.

It was like that one scene from ICarly with the milkshake

“Um (Name)… Whatcha got there?”

“A smoothie.”

Tom immediately freaked out when he saw the raccoon and wanted you to get rid of it, but you refused to do so. You claimed that the raccoon is now your son and you make Knuckles go along with it

So despite Tom’s pleads for you to get rid of him, you and Knuckles now have a raccoon

If you have a pet cat, you will most likely chase them around the house as if it’s a game of tag (I do this, my cat screams at me if I don’t chase her around the house like a mad man)

Knuckles would be sitting on the couch watching you run around the house chasing the small animal, he thinks this is adorable though

You’re constantly complementing or giving affection to Knuckles and he secretly loves it, it just makes his heart go <333

He can’t even describe with words how much he loves you :’)

It makes him so happy seeing you talk so excitedly about something with such a happy face :D

You casually walk into the Wachowski home holding a hissing possum and your face is just :D

“No no no no, we are not keeping another wild animal!”

“:(“

“…Fine”

“:D”

The house would become a zoo because of you

You’re like a dog or cat that has the zoomies, always moving around, can’t stay still

But whenever you end up getting tired you just pass out immediately, you’re out cold

Doesn’t matter where you are, you’re falling asleep

So whenever you fall asleep most of the time they have no idea where you could be since you normally fall asleep in the weirdest places

They’ll be searching for you late at night only to find you conked out behind the couch, Knuckles will have to carry you to bed and nine times out of ten you don’t remember what happened before you fell asleep

But Knuckles loves you regardless, you make his life so much brighter and interesting <3

I finished it yaaay!! :D i hope you like it! Also I feel like if you showed Knuckles those cat photos from the beginning he wouldn’t understand them but he’d laugh or smile at them just because you are :’D

#x reader #x reader headcanons #headcanons #movie sonic x reader #sonic headcanons #sonic movie 2 #sonic x reader #sonic 2 #sonic the hedgehog #sonicmovie #knuckles wachowski #knuckles x reader #movie knuckles #knuckles the enchilada

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gingery-juniper · 4 months

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PERSONAL BLABBER TIME

-long personal ramble ahead-

I don't really post personal stuff here, but there's no other platform I feel safe sharing. I don't really share a lot personal stuff online anyway, but I'm really excited about this and I'm just dying to get it all out and share my excitement with someone.

Orange-cat zoomies excited.

🐈[nyoom]🐈

I've been afraid to open up and unmask for so long, but this is the one place I feel like I can be open about who I am. I don't care if anyone actually reads it, I just want to vent it out.

I'm about to start taking T (testosterone)!!!

I am AFAB and non-binary, and now trans-masc.

I've always hated the body I was born with since I was a kid, but never quite knew why. I was raised in a very conservative Christian household that strongly condemned anything outside the "norm". I was raised to be a "good submissive wife"

That never sat right with me, even as a religiously brainwashed kid. And now I understand why. Not just the creepy religious aspect (that's a whole 'nother deal), but that I was never supposed to be a woman.

I knew something was different about me ever since middle school, but I didn't have the experience or exposure to know why I felt wrong in my own body. I was a tomboy I guess, but it was more than that. I my autistic ass always hyperfixated on male fictional characters. Everyone always assumed I had a crush on them, but no, I wanted to BE those male characters.

I spent so many years thinking maybe if I was more perfectly feminine I'd be happy, starving myself to be ~pretty~ and accepted by my family and peers. That didn't do shit and just made me deeply and harmfully depressed and more confused.

I spent so many years "believing" gender and sexuality was a strict "good vs evil" thing. Even daring! to think of deviating from being cis or hetero (those terms are evil and "woke" btw /s) was an abomination. Anyone at all queer (definitely used as a slur by them) was going straight to hell.

I feel sick knowing I used to believe that.

Well, I didn't really believe it. It didn't make sense to me, but I was conditioned to think that way (for fear of punishment) so I went along with it. But it didn't make sense and confused me when I started to meet and make LGBTQ friends in high school and at my first job. They were such amazing people. I couldn't figure out how they were possibly "evil".

I'm so angry it took so long for me to finally break out of that brainwashed mindset and start thinking clearly for myself.

10 years later, after a long time away from my parents/family, it's all making sense. The egg has cracked.

I've since found the LGBTQA+ community and have never felt more accepted and understood. This is where I have always belonged and I'm so grateful to have made it this far to realize that.

I was making formal plans to off myself a few years ago (many factors involved), but seeing some of the things people posted here made me realize that I'm not broken and not worthless and helped inspire me to live.

Over the last few years (and yeah honestly tumblr has been an incredible learning and supportive community resource) I have come such a long way in my personal journey. I am learning who I am now.

I had top surgery earlier this year and it's the best decision I've ever made. I've never been happier in my life.

Somehow my family hasn't noticed.

Now I'm going to start T.

My family won't take kindly to this change. They are very homophobic and especially transphobic. But I'm no longer interested in being palatable to keep them comfortable. I am going to be me whether they like it or not.

For the first time in my life, that I can say with confidence, I want to live.

I am asexual.

I am aromantic.

I am non-binary.

I am trans.

I am queer.

#personal #lgbtqia #lgbtqa #lgbtq community #asexual #aromantic #nonbinary #transgender #queer #queer community #hrt #ftm hrt

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cleolinda · 5 months

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Weekend links

My posts

I am so sick lmao. I mean, I'm fine; it's not covid, it's just some kind of sinus bullshit that turned into a bad sore throat very quickly, and we've managed to treat it early. But I am very tired, and now (being sick myself) I can't even go visit my nephew in the hospital. Now that he's getting decent care (document the care or lack thereof you get, if you can), he's improving a lot, although I don't know when he'll be able to come home.

As such, the most/only interesting thing I've written is a Patreon Future Vision tier newsletter about what I'm working on. I do have a finished short story I can post later in the month, once a contest regulation has expired. I'm just thrilled that I finished something, honestly.

However, my queue got ahead of me--I had a couple clusters of posts that I intended to do my own posts about (see below), and then. Well. We'll circle back around to those at some point.

(All I said was "It is my wish for you and all of us that the bullshit stops soon" and it got 900 notes, so apparently we are all Going Through It right now.)

Reblogs of interest

Christmas on Tumblr is the best way to experience Christmas:

Sasha the Christmas Tiger: yes good

The Reindeer Gifs

"The posting on this website is gonna be inSANE when Henry Kissinger dies on January 22nd, 2024." Well...

I realized a while ago that the massive dysfunction spiral I went into from, like, 2016-2022 was autistic burnout (surgery and covid: not helping!), and I had these two posts queued as a springboard for talking about that. OOPS:

Autistic burnout: a guide

Autistic burnout recovery

Something else I meant to write about--posts on physical health, mobility, and/or chronic pain:

If you are dealing with deep fatigue and chronic pain: "you can exercise. you just need to vastly vastly change what the word[s] exercise movement activity mean for you."

If you sit hunched over, do this stretch for your back

@hybridcalisthenics shows us how to work up to a deep squat

Black, gay and graying gracefully in love

Two important statements: "This is a high quality and deeply unpleasant piece of art" and, conversely, "It’s beautiful but I don’t like it."

I just really liked this Cerridwen art

Video

I don't understand how this is a painting

🎶 You know they were watermelon 🎶

The first cat video ever (1899)

This joyous wet dog

This very loud unwet dog

Majestic garden Fox enjoys Zoomies in the Snow

They're not making laundresses like they used to

The sacred texts

Nothing this week unless you count Sasha, and I do

Personal tag of the week

A fine new addition to the teacup voids tag

#weekend links #odds and ends #linkspam

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heisamarvelouspersona · 1 year

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VDL boys + "Dog or Cat Person"

this is my first post on tumblr and im *really* hoping this hasnt been done already.

Dutch:

cat person i just f*cking know it

he's one of those cat people that cannot distinguish his baby from an actual human child (me too its fine)

he has a white persian kitty and she lives in absolute luxury

just like the count, she wont let anyone else pet her. shes also probably called the countess

shes his special little babygirl, his meow meow, his little sweet cheese. if Arthur and John were drowing and he could only save one? he'd go catch a fish for his lil kitty cats dinner.

tried to take her as his plus one to the mayors party. Hosea absolutely would not allow it. spent hours debating over it.

Javier:

dog person

he's one of those guys that "doesnt see the point in cats"

"dogs are companions. you can never trust a cat. they lack loyalty" (speak for urself javi)

he probably tried to pet one once and it rejected him. now hes got a grudge against all of them

he likes little dogs. jack russels the most. they're tiny but fierce (and also very cute)

his dog will curl up at his feet whilst he plays guitar at the fire

John:

dog person

its not like he doesnt like cats. they just really don't like him.

hes too loud and excitable, and he kind of smells. cats just see him as one big hairless dog.

which he is. rufus sleeps at the foot of the bed with him and abigail....usually ends up inbetween them like a little kid and John just thinks its adorable. (abigail not so much)

prefers smaller, shorthaired dogs, that don't resemble wolves - for totally understandable reasons

will go out hunting with his dog and come back days later...with more dogs.

Sean:

both. totally both. i cannot see this man having a favourite

big, wolfy dogs and ginger cats ftw

will share his bed and literally let them eat off of his plate. drinks from the same cup as his cat and lets them both give him kisses. its gross but endearing

worms? he doesnt know her (he absolutely does)

hes covered in scratch marks. hes a full-time cat dad (i love him)

when his dog has zoomies...he probably has zoomies too

hes actually really good at training his pets? his dog is the most well behaved in camp. even dutch asked him to teach "the countess" some party tricks

Hosea:

dog person

hes allergic to cats :(

he still enjoys their company, he just cant have his own.

has a coonhound. he and bessie got her as a puppy. shes around 11 years old now but shes still got some life in her. much like her dad.

he used to take her hunting with him but now shes getting too old. still takes her on cons n such.

he'll take her fishing in the boat, chatting away to her about the old days with bessie.

he was raised with dogs. hes like a certified dog whisperer

Charles:

both...but leaning toward cats.

he would love to have a dog but he recognises that he doesnt have enough time to spare for a dog. dogs are family pets, cats are more suited to his way of life

even tho he doesn't have his own dog he always spares time for the rest of the camps canine companions. often going hunting just to bring them back their own meat.

his cat is just as stoic and kind as he is

hes the type of cat owner that wont see his cat for like 7 months and then they'll turn up like its nothing.

he doesnt worry because he trusts his cats natural instincts to find its home.

he pets every cat dog he sees. every. single. one.

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sanctum-of-ramshackle · 1 year

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“I see your darkest fears…”

[TWST AU]: You can’t escape from your fears…

[Synopsis]: In this timeline, there seems to be another variant from the Valorant universe, but this young agent can see more than common horror.

Gender Neutral MC/Yuu

[A/N]: Hey everyone! It’s been a while since my last MC/Yuu variant post and pretty sure you’re starving for more content. Before you read this one, I have a confession to announce. When I posted my first Agent!MC/Yuu: Agent Deadeye, this Valorant agent, Fade was my first choice but back then, I didn’t know much of her or the game’s lore. After some research and gameplay by others, now I can finally post about a variant with her Radiant powers.

[TW]: Nightmares and some descriptions of imagery may be sensitive.

[Helin and ARB4 - KARALIGIN]

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“Hazal!”

“MC/Yuu!”

MC/Yuu Eyletmez or by alias, Agent Shatter was recently recruited to the Protocol and surprise! They’re Fade’s younger cousin.

Fade was understandably displeased after finding out that a family member of hers joined into a job that could lead to a darker end.

What’s even more worrisome was that MC/Yuu has similar Radiant abilities like their cool older cousin.

They promised to be careful when using their powers and avoid being shot at during missions.

So the Nightmare Duo was born.

Two sleep-deprived agents having their own prowlers gettin’ zoomies at 3 a.m.

Everything seemed okay at first, until their last mission.

During a mission in Lotus, MC/Yuu fell into the water after getting shot at while they called Fade out for help.

They went unconscious due to blood loss and their vision went dark.

…

Grim: *Running away from the awakened Agent Shatter*

How did Grim become the one to run away?

It happened when after Agent Shatter was freed from the confines of the coffin they were trapped in, this Nightmare Radiant already became defensive and unleashed their Prowler to scare off who or whatever could get them.

Grim was the unfortunate one to witness something so horrific and just bolts out of the room.

They ran out, trying to find a way back home.

They come across different rooms and areas of NRC.

They only stopped when Crowley found them, mistaken as the new student.

Agent!MC/Yuu: I’m sorry, but I’m not a student-

Crowley: Clearly, not yet.

Then they were dragged in the dorm selection ceremony which was about to end.

The Dark Mirror viewed Agent Shatter and sensed something dark within them.

The young agent asked if they can leave when they were literally risking their life during a mission.

Then Grim came in, disrupting the ceremony and demanded to be accepted as an NRC student.

Chaos ensues with Grim flaming up the room and both Riddle and Azul were chasing after the little menace.

Agent Shatter summons out their Prowler out to catch the feline troublemaker.

Except some students unfortunately got affected by the Radiant’s powers and they screamed, panicked, trying to escape from their worst fears.

Even some of the Dorm Leaders were caught.

They saw utter horror within themselves, ready to be unleashed.

Agent!MC/Yuu: Bad Prowler! Get over here! *Summons it back to them*

Crowley: Young one. You should control your two familiars and cannot barge in like that-

Agent!MC/Yuu: Familiars? That flaming cat isn’t mine and my Prowler is part of me. Who are you and why am I here?

Crowley: You’re not a new student?

Agent!MC/Yuu: I’m a VP agent, working for the Valorant Protocol. Did the VL capture me and have their Fade manipulate my nightmares?

Crowley: *Completely lost of their conundrum* What is a VP agent?

Agent!MC/Yuu: You never heard of Valorant? Where am I and what world did I fall into?

Crowley: Night Raven College, Twisted Wonderland.

Agent!MC/Yuu: …Fade is gonna kill me.

[During Chapter 4]

Jamil: Why don’t you stay? *Uses his Unique Magic on MC/Yuu*

Agent!MC/Yuu: *Disappears from his view*

Jamil: Huh?

Agent!MC/Yuu: *Grabs him from behind and uses their powers to manipulate Jamil’s worst nightmares*

[His mind led to seeing himself chained against his will and reminding him he’ll never escape the status he and his family have while serving the Al-Asim Family.]

Jamil: *Wakes up in his bed covered in cold sweat* *Sighs* It’s only a nightmare.

Agent!MC/Yuu: Are you sure about that?

[The whole dorm woke up from the scream of the Vice Dorm Leader]

[Ramshackle]

[The First Years and MC/Yuu were having a sleepover, but something disturbs the peaceful atmosphere.]

Agent!MC/Yuu: *Screams bloody murder in their sleep*

[Everyone jolts up awake from the unexpected.]

Grim: *First to wake up* Hench-human?!

Jack: *Follows up* MC/Yuu?

Epel: What? Someone dyin’?!

Agent!MC/Yuu: *Quietly crying* I-I…I saw darkness…

Deuce: Hey, MC/Yuu. It’s okay. Nothing’s gonna get you.

Agent!MC/Yuu: You don’t understand. I saw what will happen in the future. Everyone will be gone…

Jack: Gone?

Agent!MC/Yuu: I saw everyone here and back in my world, something will happen tragically. I could smell blood and the Blot from these visions. I…Surrounded by people of our loved ones. They’re gone.

[Everyone was concerned for their friend and what they saw in their nightmares.]

[Med Bay]

Agent!MC/Yuu: *Sits up in a panic and looks around their surroundings* Wait…I’m back?

Fade: You’re finally awake.

Agent!MC/Yuu: Hazal, I’m sorry- *Uncharacteristically has arms wrapped around them*

Fade: *Hugging them* Don’t scare me like that again. Sage was able to heal you, but you were in a coma for months.

Agent!MC/Yuu: I’m fine, Hazal. I’m glad to be back away from the nightmares I was having.

Fade: *Concern now* What nightmares?

Agent!MC/Yuu: *Flashback to everything back in TWST* I saw too many colors, that’s all.

✨[Reblogs helps creators and creates for more content]💫

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yakool-foolio · 2 months

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Any idea of how your OCs would interact with the canon characters?

I actually was gonna write up a whole post about my OCs dynamics with canon characters on my own, but I greatly appreciate the ask! I'll list off Ringo and Lieu's dynamics with their respective groups (NDA detectives and peacekeepers, of course)! Buckle your seatbelts, fellas, it's gonna be a long ride!

Ringo and the NDA detectives

Yuma - If there's one person who's the easiest to rope into Ringo's spontaneous plans, it's Yuma. As much as Yuma worries for his and Ringo's safety, he can't deny he's just as excited to go on stake out missions to catch criminals. Unfortunately, Yuma ends up being the bait in the schemes most of the time. But Ringo doesn't give the rookie any chance to argue before they spring into action. Outside of their detective work, Ringo and Yuma form a loose friendship, both yearning for companionship, but aren't quite used to each other's energy levels. The mirage detective can't help but confide to Yuma about their negative experience with the WDO; partly to get their own feelings out to someone willing to listen, and also to test if talking shit about the organization will spark Yuma's memories somehow, but no dice.

Halara - With extensive knowledge about the WDO's history to improve their standing within the organization, Halara is aware of the Ignis family's once outstanding presence dwindling into obscurity over time. They originally use this information on Ringo's family's relation to the WDO to judge their character and have the upper hand in discussion. This leads to them starting off on the wrong foot, Ringo standing firm against Halara's harsh judgment of his family due to something out of anyone's control other than the organization that started their downfall. But after many tense arguments, the two eventually give in and reveal their motivations for being a part of the WDO. They both want to raise money earned from their job toward good causes, such as the charity to save cats and funding research to treat and cure the Ignis bloodline's hereditary disease. Their interactions slowly start to turn to the positive as they share in a love for reptiles. Animals mend all strained ties.

Desuhiko - Putting these two together is like releasing two dogs with a bad case of the zoomies into the streets. They work exceedingly well as a duo for investigations, utilizing both their Fortes to the fullest potential as masters of deception. However, they are also prone to getting so far off track from their original objective it's like swerving off a cliff. They're easily entertained and distracted by anything that catches their attention. Desuhiko also helps Ringo understand that their illusions might not be as powerful as they wish they were, but they can still be used for a lot of good, even if all they are are distractions. They're the agency's entertainers, making sure everyone's spirits are lifted by their jokes and gags.

Fubuki - In an inverse of what would typically happen when ya put someone next to a scheming Ringo, Fubuki is actually the one who comes up with adventurous plans to take them on first! Getting up to even stranger shenanigans than Ringo is used to, it's always a pleasant surprise when he's around her. They sympathize with Fubuki's isolation at home, even if they're on different sides of the coin. Ringo's isolation being purposeful on their part, while Fubuki's parents kept her inside without her having a say in the matter until they kicked her out. No matter what, they both enjoy each other's company after years of confinement.

Vivia - Oops, they're narrative foils! With Ringo's tendency to overwork himself due to their acknowledgement that he could die an early death, he prefers to appreciate life as fast as possible and do as much as they can. However, once Ringo inevitably tuckers themself out from their work, he finds an unlikely companionship with Vivia. The phantom detective indirectly teaches Ringo about enjoying life in the little things and taking it slow, but not all of his ideology gets through to them. Ringo is still quick to criticize Vivia for his laziness and wish for death, which he doesn't budge on. They may not entirely see eye to eye, but if the right conditions are met, they make for good company.

Yakou - As much as the chief loves having someone around willing to do chores for free, he can't help but worry about Ringo overworking themself and their knack for getting involved with cases the detectives' aren't focused on. Yakou was informed of Ringo's lineage before they arrived to Kanai Ward, but he could hardly prepare himself to take on the task of working with an Ignis--a younger and spritely one at that. Despite the initial fears, Yakou is just as protective of Ringo as he is with the rest of his detectives. Yakou tends to refer to Ringo as 'Jazz', since he'll often encounter the mirage detective doing chores at the agency while listening to jazz on the radio.

Lieu/Sylvester and the peacekeepers

Swank - Since Lieu's a bit higher in the pecking order, they always try to have one over Swank by consistently challenging him to gamble with them. He never gives them the satisfaction of winning, however, far too attached to his money to ever risk the chance of losing it to a former street rat. Swank is the one in charge of handling bounties on whistleblowers, so he's usually the one to rake in the cash from Lieu's missions. As much as they bug each other, he can't deny they're an efficient moneymaker.

Seth - While Yomi has direct ownership of Lieu as one of his hitmen, Lieu works alongside Seth most often. Seth runs his own botanical garden within the corporation, and Lieu voluntarily assists him in taking care of it since they use many of the poisonous plants grown there for their missions. While it may seem like the formation of a friendship, Lieu doesn't make it easy by making Seth their (thankfully metaphorical) punching bag when they're having a rough day. It's an unfortunate side effect of being around Lieu the most after Aide died. Seth learns to not be so intimidated by them since they never actually have any plans to harm him, far too needy of his garden to sour things any further.

Dominic - In a surprising turn of events, Lieu respects Dominic the most out of the lower rungs of the higher-ups. And by respect, it means they know not to fuck around with him. Ever since Lieu heard of Dominic surviving a war and still being just as strong as if it barely even mattered, they understand why he's not to be tested as someone's who's scraped by many of their own fights when they were younger. Lieu can help but wonder what it'd be like to arm wrestle with him though, yet they know better than to sign themself up for a death wish. Since Lieu doesn't mess with him, Dominic doesn't mess with them either. They're on equal footing.

Guillaume - On the other hand, Lieu detests Guillaume. She pesters the hitman without fear, since she's well aware that they can't lay a finger on her unless they want to be punched into the next decade by a protective Dominic. Lieu avoids her at all costs if they can help it, and they will usually end up trudging back to Seth's office to let off some steam by yelling about their frustrations to the gardener. Guillaume has no business with Lieu, but she still insists on getting under their skin. Maybe it's some sort of secret technique to make Lieu all the more ferocious during their missions, but it's purpose is doubtful at best.

Yomi - While Yomi is the one who took Aide and Lieu in to work as his hitmen, Lieu's view of him decayed over time. What once was admiration and respect fell into jealousy. Yomi paid far more attention to Aide and gave him everything he wanted, all while Lieu was left with scraps. Yomi kept pulling Aide further and further away from Lieu, which fueled their sentimentality and other emotions that Yomi ordered them to discard as a hitman. And after Aide's death, both of them are far more outwardly aggressive toward each other, Lieu despising Yomi's choice to assign Aide to that mission, and Yomi wishing he'd sent Lieu on that train instead. Lieu lost a lifelong friend, Yomi lost his right hand man.

Martina - The two first meet each other over (nonpoisonous) drinks, venting about the ones closest to them slipping away to be with another guy. They quickly find common ground, realizing that they're being abandoned by Yomi and Aide. When the ones they love continue to leave them, they learn to rely on each other instead. It's shocking how quickly they form a tight bond, fueling each other's artistically violent desires, as if spitting in the faces of the two that gave up on them just as fast. When Yomi sends Martina away to be cubed, it's Lieu that witnesses her being dragged away and contacts Makoto about it first. If Lieu couldn't keep Aide by their side, they'll do what they can to make sure Martina is there instead. Martina swears she'll find a way to take Yomi down, not just for her sake, but for Lieu's as well. Yeah, they're fruity.

#can ya tell i've had these dynamics swirling around in my head for too long #i've committed to lieu n martina being a ship cause i am cringe but i am free #don't really have any ships in mind for ringo though #so if anyone wants to take a stab at potential ships feel free to #it's just not as important to ringo like it is to lieu #master detective archives: rain code #rain code #rain code spoilers #rain code ocs #ringo ignis #sylvester nettle

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phoukanamedpookie · 1 year

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Azula adopts a cat and names it Mochi.

Tagging @balsa-margarita @millyblank @ultranos @lightdancer1 for Azula shitposting shenanigans.

How it starts...

Ty Lee: "Maybe you'd feel better if you had something to take care of, like a pet. I know! You should adopt a kitten!" Azula: "Please, Ty Lee. As if I'd waste my time babysitting some dumb, pathetic animal." Zuko tries to pet the kitten, who claws him and draws blood. His yelling and cursing can be heard throughout the palace. Azula: "I'll take her." She names the cat Mochi. Mai pretends not to be amused.

How it goes... (Yes, half of these are Mochi making Zuko's life hell, which delights Azula to no end.)

Azula, who has never had a pet before and is determined to be the perfect pet parent, learns everything she can about cats. She's deeply impressed by the fact that, under that sweet exterior, there's a ruthless killing machine.

Mochi lets everyone pet them except Zuko, who gets a hiss and a nasty scratch every time he tries.

When Ty Lee asks Azula if Mochi sleeps on her bed, Azula says, "I am the Princess of the Fire Nation. Such a thing would be undignified." (Mai says, "She didn't deny it, though.")

Zuko swears that Mochi smirks at him when no one else is looking.

Azula insists on Mochi having official titles. When they make a public appearance, they are introduced as Her Royal Highness Princess Azula of the Fire Nation and her personal bodyguard, Mochi of the Caldera, Supreme Feline Companion, Royal Squirrelmouse Catcher, Ruler of the East Wing of the Royal Palace, and Princex of Cats.

According to Ty Lee, Mochi can see and understand auras. Azula's aura has had more pink in it since adopting Mochi.

Zuko: "Why does that stupid cat hate me?" Ursa: "Zuko, sometimes it takes a while for animals to warm up to you. You just have to be patient." Zuko: "Azula's teaching it to hate me on purpose."

Katara: "I never thought of Azula as a cat person. Or any kind of pet person, really." Mai: "One of the things she likes best about Mochi is that they're a ruthless, efficient killer." Katara: "Oh. When you put it that way, it makes perfect sense."

One of Zuko's old shirts lines Mochi's cardboard box. Mochi loves to tear it to shreds. Zuko: "Hey, that's my shirt!" He reaches to grab it, and Mochi claws him good. "OW! STUPID CAT!"

Appa likes it when Mochi makes a nest in his fur and naps in it. Momo and Mochi sometimes get in squabbles because Momo gets jealous of Mochi "stealing" his spot on Appa.

Azula may have studied Mochi intently and incorporated her movements into her firebending forms.

Zuko: "Azula! You let that stupid cat in my room again, didn't you! My room is a mess! It looks like a hurricane went through it, and it smells like cat pee! The cleaning ladies are gonna think I'm some kind of slob!" Azula: "I have no idea what you're talking about, Zuko." *flashback to Azula opening Zuko's room and letting Mochi inside, where she gets the zoomies and tears everything up*

Sokka and Mochi play catch with the boomerang.

Mai and Mochi have regular contests about who gives the least amount of fucks. It's a close contest.

Zuko: "I found fur balls in my palanquin, Azula. You need to control that stupid cat." Azula: "Of course." *later* Azula: "Who's a good kitty? Yes, Mochi's a good kitty."

Mai pets Mochi and gives them treats but would die before admitting it.

#azula #mochi the cat #mai #zuko #ty lee #team avatar

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everestica · 1 year

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My cats going crazy rn and i wanted to make a reqiest out of it

Okok so like what if the pjsk boys (tsukasa, akito, rui, n toya) just walks in on reader laying down on their bed on their side while their cat is literally jumping and running and falling down from the edges and the readers just like "oh this is normal she always does this☺️☺️☺️" (they say after their cat pounds on their leg when they move it), how would they react??

Okok thats all now byebye i hope you have a great day :D

'*•.¸♡ Project Sekai Boys x Reader: Crazy Cat!♡¸.•*'

➳ Writing Types: Headcannons!

➳ Notes: Thank you so much for requesting! Also sounds pretty hilarious! My dog actually dose something similar to that, my family started calling it the zoomies lol!

─── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.───

✩ Toya Aoyagi ✩

♡ - There was an exam coming up so you decided to invite Toya over so you two could study or if either of you didn’t understand something there at least there was somebody else there who might know the answer.

♡ - But when he had got to your house your mom had opened the door and not you like he was expecting, your mom told him that you were in your room and told him how to get there but when he opened the door all he saw was you just relaxing on the bed and a cat running around going ape-shit crazy

♡ - When you noticed that he was there you got up to go hug him, but the whole time he was still confused by your cat that was not running in circles around where you had just been laying

♡ - He asked what was up with your cat, and then when you looked at them and they were still running around, you explained that this was normal and that you just had to get used to it

♡ - Eventually the cat calmed down and found a place to take a nap, and the whole study session and every time he came to your house he wondered if that cat would ever do that again? And if so what was the reason for it?

♡ - He definitely got distracted a couple times thinking about why the cat would do that<3

✩ Akito Shinonome ✩

♡ - He was coming over for the night because you two were scheduled to have a movie night ♡ - When he got to your room and opened the door, instead of being greeted by you he was greeted by your psycho cat basically bouncing off the walls ♡ - He had seen your cat a couple times but nothing like this, and when he had asked you about it you just explained that it happened a lot and that he would eventually get used to it ♡ - He stopped multiple times to question if your cat was okay when it just kept falling off the bed ♡ - At the end of the movie, it was a little hard to fall asleep with the cat, but as soon as it calmed down then he fell asleep<3

✩ Rui Kamishiro ✩

♡ - Rui had came over because there was a school project that you two were working on together ♡ - At first everything was okay until out of nowhere a cat burst into the room and jumped up onto the bed where you were sitting and then jumped right back off to the floor, Rui, who was sitting at your desk just looked over at you confused until you looked up from what you were working on ♡ - You explained that this normally happened and that your cat would be at it for a while before it stopped ♡ - He tries to remember that every time your cat comes into the room and starts booking it around the whole house ♡ - You can definitely see him looking at the cat weird whenever it comes into the room

✩ Tsukasa Tenma ✩

♡ - Tsukasa had a play that was coming up and he needed to practice, but there was also another part that needed to be played so he came over to your house so he could practice with you

♡ - When he came into your room, everything was normal your cat was on your bed, and you were sitting at your desk

♡ - All of a sudden your cat jumps up in the middle of Tsukasa's line, and starts running around the whole room, jumping up on the bed just to jump back off

♡ - He stops talking mid line just to look at your cat with the most confused face ever, because like wth your cat was just chillen and now it's going bat shit crazy

♡ - When you explain that this happens every once in a while he ligit told you to get your cat checked out (😭)

#project sekai x reader #project sekai #akito shinonome x reader #aoyagi toya x reader #kamishiro rui x reader #tsukasa tenma x reader

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